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This farm" is a money-maker, but I am past 70 years of age and getting too old to develop it. Besides I have other interests de manding my attention. This is a fine opportunity for a younger man to stop in and make some money in a few years' time. Tho price is so reasonable that you will bo surprlsod when I quote you my terms In a direct letter. I will sell this farm if bought within a short time, at less than one-half the price of the commonest farm lands up north. This farm will bear the strictest investigation you can make. I invito correspondence from any one seeking to better their condition, or wishing to make a splendid investment. JT. K. HAHIl, 641 So. 13th St., Xdneoln, Neb couraged them to go on with their struggle for liberty, ho would at least say an appreciative word of their effort towards light and their desire for education and for scientific knowledge. His speech at Khartoum was a first disappointment, and cooled their interest in him. He exhorted the Soudanese to accept the. English regime, which he represented to them as tho most liberal and humanitarian any nation had imagined. Ho for got that the Soudan was an Egyptian province and that the English had no more right there than in Egypt. Nevertheless it was hoped that at Cairo he would mend his manners. Tho result was a' second, still great er, . disappointment for his friends. Ho said everything- at Cairo that he ought most carefully to have left unsaid. He rushed into tho question of the assassination of Boutros Pasha. His speech gave us the im pression that he had been primed by tho English to advise us to abandon our claims and to a'ceept English rule, resignedly, if not joyfully, all hopo of a constitution being de ferred for several generations! The speech when it was published at once caused genera! Indignation, and pro tests were drawn up and sent to Mr. Roosevelt the same evening by our committee of the national paTty, by the students of the high schools, and by all the political associations. Next day a great indignation meeting was held under the chairmanship of our vice president, AH Bey Kamel, at which several members of the legis lative council were present, including our great orator Abaza Pasha; and after it those who had taken part in it went on, with flags flying, to make a manifestation against Roose velt under his windows at Shep heard's hotel. He was greeted in the same way in Alexandria at the railway station and on the quays. We were not, therefore, surprised that he should have made another attack on us in London. We all ex pected it. Nevertheless the ferocity of his latest attack on a whole nation has surprised us. The sin of our nation in his eyes has been that it seeks to free its territory and demands the natural right to self-government and this from Mr. Roosevelt, who made war on Spain to oblige the Spaniards to evacuate Cuba and the Philippines! Mr. Roosevelt seems to be one of those who divide the hu man race into two sections, a su perior and an inferior, and would have the one be slave to tho other. Wo do not understand by what right he counts us among those whose function it is to serve. Is it because our nation was the earliest to civi lize the world? Is it because we are the most ancient race known to his tory? We are quite sure that Mr. Roosevelt's opinion on this head Is peculiar to himself and that his fellow-citizens will be less than pleased at a pronouncement so unworthy of a citizen of tho greatest republic of mo worm. How is it possible for one brought up in the tradition of liberty and democracy to reproach Englishmen with their "weakness, timidity, and sentimentality, qualities which may be far more disastrous than violence and injustice," and this after Den shawl? What means does he pro pose should be put in practice against us? Is it to be lynch law for us? Are we to be exterminated like the redskins of America or the blacks of Australia? Mr. Roosevelt allows himself the airs of a man su perior to us nil. He would teach each nation in turn what it is to do. His lecture at the Sorbonno was a fine example. And now in order to have his revenge on us Egyptians he advises England to use violence to us, even injustice! This from a man who has spent a few hours only In Egypt and about a people differ ing from his own in language, man ners, and religion! However, we have one reason to thank Mr. Roosevelt, for in making the indictment against us ho indicts at the same time the British occu pation. He has shown it up for the failure it has been, and Englishmen can hardly be pleased at the heavy judgment 'pronounced upon their work, the work they used to boast of so vaingloriously as "the great work of Cromer." That noble lord ought to be even less satisfied with Mr. Roosevelt than ourselves. What, we wonder, does he think about it? As for ourselves, we shall continue to fight on, sure of the sympathy of the liberals of all lands, and most of all of the Americans. Yours, etc., MOHAMMED FARID, Chief of the Egyptian National Party. IT MADE A DIFFERENCE William B. Ridgely, former comp troller of the currency, said of a cer tain speculator recently: "The" man is as ingenious as a horse-trader's son who was once un expectedly called .upon by his father to mount a horse and exhibit its paces. "As he mounted he leaned toward his father and said: " 'Are you buying, or selling?' " Success. HANDS UP Eleanor, aged six, had been going to school only a few weeks. 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