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FEBRUARY 18, 1910
The Commoner.
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214' 'Penn-Avenue, Pittsburg, Pa.
The Roycottcr
He joined the meat boycotters with
intent to bust the trust
That controls the price we have
to pay for meat;
He pinched his hungry stomach,
while his little children fussed
For a bite of healthy food that
they might eat.
His form grew wan and wasted, and
his little children paled;
His loving wife grew thinner every
day.
But the meat trust sat the tighter,
and the meat boycotters failed
Yesterday, today, tomorrow, it is
pay! pay!! pay!!!
He" spouted on the corner of the
downtrod worlcingman
And shouted that he never had a
chance.
Night an.d morn he started talking
and all day his talk works ran,
Cussing trusts that made him
nimbly duck and dance.
He refused to purchase bacon and
they raised the price of meal.
Took no chicken and they raised
the price of cheese.
Aye, the trusts put on the kibosh till
they made him fairly squeal
And get down and crawl upon his
hands and knees.
He wept and wailed and anguished,
but the trusts gave him no heed,
For they knew they had him faded
and for fair.
They knew he'd howl and hollar, but
in time they'd only need
To feed him "protective tariff"
red-hot air.
Well they knew that when election
called the voters to the polls
He'd gulp down the usual dose of
tariff squills;
So they let him howl and holler till
the air was full of holes,
While they framed their little rob
ber tariff bills.
He joined the meat boycotters, but
he voted for the trust,
He starved himself and children
for a while.
He went to work when hungry and
the packers oft he cussed,
But the packers merely waited
with a smile.
When the time came presto,
change! He walked up with
smiling face,
Took the ticket framed by Mr.
Bondsandtocks,
And with shouts of "High protec
tion!" in the voting line took
place
Queered himself and kids right at
the ballot box.
Enjoined
"I met Workerly on the street the
other day, and when I spoke to him
he stared past me and never let on
he saw me at all. I wonder what
I have done to make him angry at
If
mf
"He isn't angry at you. Workerly
belongs to the striking metal work
ers and he has been enjoined from
speaking to anybody but his wife,
from writing letters to anybody,
from asking for street car transfers,
from borrowing chewing tobacco,
from eating pie with his knife and
from doing about anything else. He
isn't going to be yanked up foi con
tempt if he can help it."
Ambiguous
Jobson has struck me for a posi
tion and refers me to you?' Do you
consider him a man of ordinary good
judgment?"
"Well, Jobson is one of those who
believe that tho same tariff that
makes woolen goods cheaper by fos
tering competition makes raw wool
dearer by preventing competition."
Lenten
"Give me one kiss!" the lover cried,
In wild accent.
"I can not, sir," the maid replied;
"It's Lent."
The young man heaved a heavy sigh
And started down the pike.
The maiden thought: "Lent's giving
up
Something that I like."
She hastened then to call him back,
In silv'ry tone.
"It's Lent," she said, "but I give up
Alone."
Shortsighted
"Tliat's good!" shouted Phat
hedde. "What's good?" queried Think
erly. "Why, the sugar trust barons have
been fined 'steen million dollars, and
that means they've got to let go of
some of their ill-gotten gains."
"Rats! It don't mean anything
of the kind. It means you and I
have got to pay the fine."
Different
"Hello, Bill! How are you get
ting along?"
Making money fast."
Good! How do you do It?"
Chasing it, and the harder I chase
It the faster it gets."
"
m
a
Polar Note
"I note that the next pola- dash
will be southward."
"Great Gee Whillikens!. Have we
got to go through another Peary
Cook squabble again?"
Listening
"What's the matter with Wilklns?
Has he got a crick in his neck?"
"No; he's just holding his ear out
in the hope of hearing a call to office
from tho voters of this city."
Canine Item
Fido "What's the matter? Been
sick?"
Towser "Nope! But the folks at
our house have boycotted meat and
I can't live on vegetables."
Brain Leaks
Where there's a' will there's a
lawyer.
Friends bought with money
change as easily as a' ten dollar bill.
Good intentions don't count for
much unless backed up by great
effort.
This is the time of the year when
the lure of the farm affects the city
dweller.
About the biggest thing we ever
saw was a new policeman on his
first beat.
The kind of football they are pre
paring to give us will be about as
exciting as fishing in a washpan.
The proudest moment In a boy's
life is when he can turn out a little
hairy patch In front of each ear.
It has been so long since we sent
a "comic valentine" in order to get
even with some fellow that we pain
fully realize that we are growing
old.
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WATCHES
AND
Cream
Separators
There arc some sensible dairy
farmers who buy SI.-, SB.- and
$10.- watches, becauso they servo
tho purpose of a watch and
waste nothing while they last.
But would any of theso sen
sible dairy farmers put their
money Into and carry a $1.-. $5.
or S10.- watch if it cost them,
from 25 cents to $1.- that they
might otherwise save EVERY
DAY to do so?
Most assuredly they would not.
Then why should any dairy
farmer buy a cream separator of
the SI.-. ?G.- or S10.-watch kind
where its use DOES mean a
WASTE of from 25 cents to $1.
every day, In quantity and qual
ity of product, that a DE LAVAL
cream separator would SAVE?
THAT'S tho all important
DIFFERENCE between POOR
SEPARATORS and POOR
WATCHES, one's good enough
while It lasts but tho other
wastes twice a day from tho
time its use begins.
A De Laval catalogue is a sep
arator education to be had for
tho asking.
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The De Laval Separator Go.
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