The commoner. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-1923, July 09, 1909, Page 13, Image 13
r,wr)wyvn$$Ui'i mrvm ct m-- r J - - JULY 9, 1909 The Commoner. 13 iniMMlLidrnti mi Youiig America Wo were up at early morning, and the echoes quickly woke, And the atmosphere was murky with the clouds of powder smoko. Wo whooped it up for Washington, and Israel Putnam, too, But we whooped it up tho loudest for old Yankee-Doodle-do. Every hlister was a token of our love of liberty, And we fired salutes in plenty to the banner of tho free. 'Twas a grand old celebration, full of noise and smoke galore, And considered something bully by a lad aged 4. He shot off the biggest crackers, and - for him the rockets flew, And for liberty he shouted, and for Yankee Doodle, too. And he killed a million foemen, more or less I think 'twas more With a gun that shot from Q street to the furthest foeman's shore. When he lit the cannon crackers with a glowing bit of punk Ev'ry enemy of Freedom thought it wise to quickly flunk. Yes, he waved the starry banner till the great day was no more, Did this patriot so sturdy who is " aged just 4. We were up at early morning and the lad was in command, And we whoopefd for dear Old Glory , in a way to beat the band. Every blister on our fingers was a sign, of victory, While the stains of burning powder filled our souls with ecstacy. He was acting major gen'ral, I tho private in the ranks, And I know he is deserving of the nation's grateful thanks. He's a royal, true-blue soldier, patri ' otic to the core, Is this sturdy little fellow who is v aged just 4. hat. So ho went broko trying to livo up to both of thorn." Musings Of course, as you grow older you long for a little more quiet, but now and then something comes up to re mind you that there are things of vastly more consequence than quiet and repose. There is the youngster a lad a little past three years old, and just able to enjoy things with some de gree of knowledge. What about his Fourth of July. Isn't it worth all tho discomfort of noise, and powder burns and smoke and excitement just to hear his shrill cries of joy at the exploding cracker? Every time he whoops in sheer gladness you forget all about your own discomfort that is to say, you forget if you've got a single spark of patriotic and parental pride. And when you are nearing the fifty-year mark you dislike crowds, but what about the kiddies on circus day? With a girlie of less than two, a laddie of about three and a half, and a couple of girlies between seven and eleven well, wouldn't you be willinc to stand tho crush and the jam of the streets while tho parade goes hy just .for the pure joy of hear ing their shouts of glee and their naive remarks concerning the ani mals and the clowns and the riders? If you wouldn't, then all we've got to say 13 that' you don't deserve to be the, iathe o a bunch of children that 'any"maii might" he proud of. Then, too, when nearing the half century mark, you prefer to take your ease on & shady porch in a comfortable chair, but supposing you have a bunch of kiddies who want a day in tho woods, under the trees. with a lunch basket filled with cold grub. But wouldn't you leave your shady porch and easy chair now and then and undergoe the discomfort of bugs and ants and cold grub and a cold in tho head just to hear those kiddies discuss the different kinds of birds and bugs and animals they see? If you wouldn't well, in that case some one ought to seize a laTgo club and beat a little responsibility into your head. Your gathering years may entitle you to some consideration, but the lack of years on the part of others entitle them to consideration, too. And the man who isn't willing to undergo a little discomfort in order to give the children a good time ought to be banished to a desert Isle where he wouldn't have anything but peace and quiet. Both Ends From tho Middle The devious ways of capital are hard to understand. For Instance, here Is the story of a street railway corporation in a western city: This corporation pays the smallest wages of any similar corporation lo cated in a city of similar size. It has delayed the paying of a consti tutional occupation tax until it now owes the city something like $50,000. This corporation's employes are asking for an increased wage. The city Is demanding the payment of the tax. Tho corporation opposes paying tho tax on the ground if It pays the tax it will be unable to meet the em ployes' demand for a fair wage. At the same time the corporation refuses to increase wages, arguing that it can not afford to because it has to pay such heavy taxes. The Ethopian's coon trap wasn't a circumstance to th4s corporation's little trap that catches the munici pality at one end and tho employes at tho other. Sho Was She was one of June's sweet girl graduates, and from the heights of our worldly experience we were In clined to joke her a little. "So the Alps lie between you and Italy," we remarked sarcastically. "Perhaps, but there's nothing that stands between me and the making of a pan of light biscuits, or broiling a steak, or making a batch of bread, or a cherry pie, or a cake, or keeping a house In order unless it is the absence of a young man who has got sense enough to hold a job that pays enough salary to warrant him in un dertaking the responsibilities of a husband." Ever since we have wondered how we mustered up mental activity enough to change the subject with out loss of time. L'Envol Little Johnnie had a cracker Filled choke full of dynamite; Big and red and full of danger It looked good to Johnnie's Bight. Johnnie lit the fuse with pleasure, Held the cracker in his hand Where is Johnnie? Ask the echoes Bearing fragments o'er the land. , , Ample Reason "So Billklns has gone broke, has he? What was the cause of it?" "Ho drew an automobile in a raffle and his wife gave him a fine Panama Hard Luck "Jones mot with a sad misfortune on tho Fourth." "How's that?" "Filled his oars full of cotton to doadon the sound of tho cannon crackers, and a spark How in and sot tho cotton on lire." Successful "Well, Johnnie; what did you do on tho Fourth?" "Blew off a finger, burned holes In threo shirtwaists, flllod Bill Scroggs face full of powder, act flro to my Bister's skirts, burned down tho woodshed and chicken house, scared tho dog into spasms and spent threo dollars and twenty-seven cents. It was a bully Fourth!" Ever See It Maymyo sits thoro in tho parlor, Hands on tho piano's koyB, And her songs of "Homo and Mother" Swell upon tho ev'ning breeze. Clear and sweet Is Maymyo's singing At tho setting of tho sun, While her mother's in tho kitchen Till tho dishqs all aro done. Wlso Jolmnlo "Johnnie, thoro is ono who watches all your actions, knows everything you do. hears ovorvthlnr you say and knows your ovory thought." "Now look hero, mamma: I know Senator Aldrich Is a big man, but ho can't do all those things." Compelled "Jones says business Is pushing with him." "So it is. I heard his wifo tell him ho had to mow tho lawn or sho would go homo to her raothor." Strenuous "How did Bilkins meet with his axicldont?" "Ho fell trying to dodge a street car and an auto hit him and knocked him on top of a dynamlto cracker just as it exploded." Brain Leaks Sin is sexless. Tho sugar barons aro In a sticky mess just now. You got good out of life only as you put good into it. Dollars may build a palaco but love makes tho home. Satan never takes a vacation nor puts on an understudy. Self-sacrifice is not giving up something you do not want. Tho older we get the shorter grows tho night before tho Fourth. The testimony of the heart Is not always best given by tho mouth. Most of us city fellows find it easy to work a garden until tho weeds begin to grow. Don't it beat all how big a Httlo cottage seems when the babies aro all visiting grandma? Some people Imagine that philan thropy consists in giving a collar button to a shirtless man. , We are quite well satisfied to let the boys celebrate the Fourth just as they please they'll do it any how. We did not enjoy a "noiseless Fourth" for the simple reason that we preferred to enjoy a noisy ono with tho kidlets. It takes a mighty big firecracker these days to make as much noise as tho little firecrackers made about thlrty-flvo or forty years ago. It was becauso our revolutionary sires were not afraid of noise that we aro permitted to celebrate tho Fourth with cannons and crackers. We met a man tho other day for whom wo aro profoundly sorry. He ha.d novor road "Roblnnon Cruoo" and ho la now too old to approcloto It. JlllhMC J,I.V Ol'ISXt.Vas will tot inks plnco. 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