x APRIL 30, 190 The Commoner. 7 hope only to dash it. Only the truth will servo to restore good times. The lie makes many a man who'd make a place to give someone, hard en his heart to the job-hunter, believing him undeserving of tlfe work he looks for. The lie works evil in every possible direction, In my opinion, the rottenest thing journalism has ever been guilty of is this mocking of the poor la borer and the distressed small business man with the bluff and fake of restored prosperity. It can not but harden the feelings of thoso who believe it, against those who complain of dull business or go about seeking work. It can not but have lured many a man into sending good money after bad, into banking too heavily upon a rosy future that continues to be deferred. If the papers would tell the actual facts, the sit uation would be better; no one would be fooled. What a hideous trick it is, for instance, to pro claim in big type that the banks are full of money! If the banks are full of money, it means people are not borrowing it to push busi ness, because there is no business to push, no prospect of profit on such borrowings, no chance that if money were borrowed it would soon be repaid. The prosperity isn't here, and-it won't be here; not until the sacred tariff is out of r.eal danger. The people must be made to suffer so that the tariff beneficiaries may say, 'See how even the rumor of tariff changes depresses business,,' and then, with gorgeous Inconsistency, 'Gentlemen, we must not interfere with pros perity.' Times are bad and no denying it. The prosperity lier makes them worse. For one man less job, I can show anyone who cares to look, a. thousand jobless men in St. Louis. And things are worse in Chicago and New York. And everywhere rents stay up and groceries and meats are going up steadily and starving men and women are committing suicide and the press a-whoring with plutocracy sings: 'O, let us be Joyful; prosperity's come to stay!' " A PECULIAR defense made by a negro charged with crime 13 told in an Associated Press dispatch from St. Louis as follows: " 'To what source do you attribute your mental con 'dltion?' 'Super-education. I'm a negro and have no business with a college education.' This question and answer propounded and replied to by. Louis O. Graves, a graduate of Yale, was the climax1 of what Judge Taylor of the coutt of criminal correction today declared was the most unique defense he had ever encountered. Graves was charged with forging a check. He acted as his own attorney, called himself to the stand and conducted his own examination. After testi fying that he had served terras in the peniten tiaries at Jefferson City, Mo., and Chester, 111., and that he had been an inmate of live insane asylums, he asked himself: 'Did you ever trjr to commit suicide?' 'Five times,' was the re sponse to himself. 'I jumped from the third tier of cells and cracked my skull. I took poison in Central police station. I tried to hang myself in the penitentiary and twice I tried to kill my self when T felt a desire to commit crime com ing over me Graves said that he had no recol lection of the forgery with which he is now icharged and was remanded to jail to await pos sible action by the grand jury." A WASHINGTON" le. ter to the New ' York Tribune, referring to 'Mr. Taft's secretary, Bays: "When Mr. ..Taft's special reached Min nesota on its great campaign trip last fall the Railroad men received orders to stop at Sauk Center. 'What on earth are we stopping here for?' the candidate's traveling companions asked each other. Why, this is where 'Fred' Carpenter was born and brought up,' replied one' of the party,, wtyo knew almost everything concerning the itinerary. 'I want Carpenter out here,' announced Mr. Taft, as they came to a stop beside the little station and a group of possibly a hundred persons gathered around the end, of the train. 'I want the people he used to know to see him now.' In spite of his pro testations, a dark .complexloned, slightly built young, man was dragged out on the back plat form of the car, and Mr. Taft put his arm around him. In a. fatherly sort of way as he exclaimed; 'You, all cf you, remember 'Fred' Carpenter.' 'You bet we do!' cried half a dozen robust voices in the crowd. At this point the ,dark complexloned, slightly built young man attempted to slip from Mr. Taft's grasp and dodge back into the car. The big candidate was too quick for him, however, for he took r stronger hold on his shoulder and continued: sWell, I want to say to all of his old neighbors and friends that Carpenter is the best secretary that a' man ever had. Igot him by accident when I was out in Manila. I needed a secretary, and a man named 'Dan' Williams told me that if I got Carpenter I would have the best secre tary in the United States or the Philippines, or between the two. Williams was right. I havo had him almost ten years, and ho has not grown any older except in service. He is even better today than he was then, for he understands better how to control me and keep me straight.' The crowd gave a rousing cheer. Mr. Car penter slipped from Mr. Taft's grasp, the loco motive whistled and the train rolled away on its vote-getting tour. 'Hurrah for Sauk Centor!' cried everybody on the train except Mr. Car penter and from that day to this the obscure little town in the northwest has occupied a warm spot in the heart- of all the newspaper men." A REMINDER of the late Robert G. Ingorsoll is given by a Boston dispatch carried by the Associated Press as follows: "The lengthy litigation against relatives of the lato Andrew J. Davis, the wealthy Montana' mine owner, by Mrs. Eva A. Ingersoll of Dobbs Ferry, N. Y widow of the lato Colonel Robert G. Ingersoll, ended today when Judge William L. Putnam, in the United States circuit court, handed down a final decree awarding, Mrs. Ingersoll $138,810, with interest and costs. Following the death of Mr. Davis, certain of his relatives engaged Colonel Ingersoll as counsel in an effort to break Mr. Davis' will, making a contract by which they were to pay him $100,000. After Col. Ingersoll died his widow, as administratrix of his estate, endeavored to collect this amount from the Davis relatives, who contested the case, claiming that the full services called for by the contract had not been performed. Mrs. Ingersoll then brought suit in the United States circuit court to re cover $100,000 from Henry A. Root of Lowell, Joseph A. Coram of Boston and others, who had made the contract with her husband. The court decided In her favor and the case was appealed to the United States circuit court of appeals, which reversed the verdict of the court. Mrs. Ingersoll then took the case to the United States supreme court which reversed the decision of the court of appeals and. affirmed the. verdict tof the circuit court. As a result of this decision, Judge Putnam issued the final decree in the. case today, practically reaffirming the original ver dict of the circuit court." NOW THEY propose to make a trust in tho brains of Luther Burbank. A San. Fran cisco dispatch printed in the Omaha World Herald says: "The men who have made a trust of Mr. Burbank's genius in floriculture are all well known California millionaires. They pro pose to sell his miraculous products just as tho beef trust puts out the meat it controls. And there Is no limit to the" corporation's rights, save In the case of two or three small contracts for hybrid specimens which Mr, Burbank has: al ready under way of fulfillment. The millions of acres of desert lands in Arizona and New Mexico, now worthless for any human purpose, will be brought under cultivation of the spineless cactus and an effort made thereby to revolutionize not only the cattle business of America, but per haps the sugar industry of the world. For in stance it is now known for the first time that Mr. Burbank has discovered more in the thorn less cactus than a nutritious food for cattle. He has developed a cactus rich in saccharine pro ducts, capable of yielding not only sugar, but alcohol. The 'sugar cactus,' it is hinted, is capable xf a development that will give the sugar cane and the sugar beet a hard race for com mercial supremacy. Another now creation by the Santa Rosa wizard is a potato, golden in color as the sweet potato, and yet possessing all the delicious, mealiness of the Irish potato. So closely haa Mr. Burbank kept the news of this discovery that .even the people of Santa Rosa know nothing about it. How much has been paid Mr. Burbank for his past and future cre ations is not known, but It is known now for the first time in his life he has realized some thing like adequate compensation for his work. Among the more wonderful vegetal and floral creations of Burbank, which this new corpora tion will control and sell are these: Spineless Cactus A plant that grows on the desert with out water, attaining a bulk of 600 pounds in three years; every ounce making excellent nutri tious food for man and beast; designed to revo lutionize the cattle industry of the United States. The Plumcot A union of the plum and the apricot, with the flavor of a Bartlett pear; abso lutely a new species In pomology. Tho Pineapple-Quince A now fruit with all tho hardiness of tho quince and tho delicious flavor of tho pine apple. Tho Pomato A plant bearing potatoes at tho roots and an edible vegetable hardly dis tinguished from the tomato on tho vines. A Now Walnut The most rapidly growing tree In tho temperate zone, tho wood worth $700 per 1,000 feet, the nut with shell as thin as paper and the meat white as milk. A New Chestnut Tho tree bearing nuts in from eight to eighteen months after the seed is planted, tho nuts burr less. Seedless apples, pltless prunes and pitlcss cherries, with all the deliciousness of flavor with out the seeds or stones. Peach-Almond A treo bearing nuts similar to almonds, with tho de licious flavor of tho moat of tho peach stone. The Shasta Daisy A development of tho com mon field daisy; an exquisite flower rivaling tho Japanese chrysanthemum, with petals five inches long. Flowers A crimson poppy that blooms the year round, fully ten Inches In diameter; cana lilies twelve inches in diametor and also less than two Inches In diametor; a verbena with tho frngranco of the trailing arbutus; a gladio lus taught to bloom around tho stem instead of on one side. Fruit Trees So hardy that they will stand freezing in bud and blossom." IN A NEW YORK court a little girl adminis tered a robuko to a lawyer. Tho story fol lows: "Sadie Lovino, a bright little girl of thir ten years, startled Justice Footo and a jury in tho supreme court yestorday by lecturing n. law yer who sought to prove she had testified falsely in behalf of her father, Frank Lovino. Ho Is suing tho New York City Railway company for $25,000, alleging that by reason of an accident ho has lost tho power of Bpeech. The little girl testified about an attack her father suffered four weeks after ho was injured. Then Frederick Moses, counsel for tho company, took her In hand. Moses tried to cet her tangled up in her testimony. When he had finished, Sadie was told she could leave tho stand. 'Before I go, your honor,' she said, standing up and looking at Justice Foot, 'I want to tell this lawyer some thing. He acted as If everything I said was. a lie. He sneered at me all through my testimony. If your honor will permit me, I will take an oath again before the Almighty that every word I said before tho court is true. I would not toll a. lie for my father or any one else.' 'It Is not necessary for you to take an oath, my child,' Justice Footo replied: 'you took the oath when you took the stand.' 'Yes, your honor, but Mr. Moses sneered at me and acted as if I was tolling fibs. I want to tell Mr. Moses right now that he may have seen little girls who would tell fibs in court, but I want him to understand that I am not that kind.' 'He may havo doubted your testimony, my little girl,' tho justice re plied, 'but I did not, and I do not think these men in the jury thought you were fibbing. You are excused.' " MOTHER'S DAY will be generally observed on 'the second' Sunday in May. Referring to this day the California Voice says: "About three years ago an appreciative daughter de sired to commemorate the anniversary of her mother's death. It was not only tho thought of laying some flowers on mother's grave, but It occurred to her that it would be a beautiful tribute to all mothers, the living as well as tho dead, if their children, on a given day, would unite in the simple wearing of a white flower and thus make Mother's, Day universal. The papers everywhere caught up the idea and in two years it swept over not only all of North America, but "was heartily welcomed in other lands. The purpose of Mother's Day, as con ceived by Miss Anna Jarvis, of Philadelphia, U. S. A., with whom it originated, is a day in which all lands as one nation may unite in honor of mother. The second Sunday in May of each year is proposed as tho day when mother is to be especially remembered and universal motherhood exalted in the esteem of every man, woman and child. The plan is to make It not Only a sentimental observance, but as far as possible to clothe it with the sanctity and dynamic power that comes from concerted action. The wearing of a white carnation, or other white flower, the beautiful emblem of truth and purity, will be filial evidence that the weaTer loves to honor his mother living, or her memory if dead." An expert player like William Howard Taft should experience no difficulty in detecting the fact that congress is foozling Its put on this revision downward of the tariff. 1 i $l i itrtfaiifltfrirthii iitiiw " -- "-" ik-:..