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lation of the anti-trust law I be
lieve." This was so obviously true that
we couldn't deny it.
"And when men get together to
limit tho output of their factories in
order to uphold prices and profits
you call it 'good business judgment,'
I perceive."
Again we nodded assent.
"And if trades unions limit the
number of apprentices in order to
prevent a flooding of the labor mar
ket you call it 'an injustice to free
American boys,' I see."
This, also, was true, and we ad
mitted it.
"Also, when employers insist up
on the right to name the price they
will pay for labor you insist that this
is a 'vested privilege.' Am I cor
rect?" We said he was.
"But when workingmen organize
and insist upon tho right of having
some voice in the disposition of their
labor you call it 'trades union tyran
ny,' I believe."
By this time we were becoming
somewhat impatient and rather re
gretted our willingness to act as a
teacher of language.
"And when a body of men seek
to prevent the sale of any article
you thrust those who attempt it into
jail, but when another set of men
organize to destrov a nomnfit.inc fnn-
tory you call it wise business fore-1
thought and reward them with elec
tion to high office and point to them
as 'captains of industry.' Why is
it?"
By this time we were wholly out
of patience and said so.
As a result we are no longer en
gaged in teaching the peculiarities
of our language.
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The lesson easiest learned is soon
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The man who is right need never
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The texture of a sermon can not
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History may repeat itself now, but
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A lot of children are being neg
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