The commoner. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-1923, March 05, 1909, Page 12, Image 12
'.'mw'w'-- "MM wpqf tKW--r The Commoner. VOLUME i, NUMBER J (2 Wi It u - y 1 L K i EHMt' v I t The Telephone, the Trolley and the Rural Mail Delivery bring you everything you need from the city except entertainment By entertainment wc do not mean that which you obtain from books, magazines or pictures. We mean the kind offered by the theatre, the concert or the opera. e You cct such entertainment occasionally, but you go a long way tor it, you pay a good price for it and you often find that it is not worth the time, the price or the effort You work in the country and it is usually long-hours. The time you have for entertainment is short, or at least made up of short intervals. At night, for instance, there is an hour or two between supper and bedtime. You can go out ; you can go to a neighbor's or you can go to town. But you generally go to bed ; not that you need this extra hour or two of sleep, but because there is nothing entertaining, diverting or informing that you can enjoy without more effort than you care to exert. If at such times you could put on your slippers, light your pipe, lean back in your chair and listen to good music, a good song or an amusing Btory, wouldn't it be worth while? That is the idea back of the Edison Phonograph. It collects the songs of the best singers and the music of the best bands and orchestras and spreads them broadcast throughout the homes of the country. The Edison Phonograph is a wonderful thing. It seems commonplace because it is no longer new, but it does what no other instrument does. It carries the talent of the world's greatest artists into the home and places it at the disposal of whoever cares to listen. Tho dcalor In tho city whero yon trade, will TIuj BiMeon Phonograph In Mr. Thomtfl A.Edl- Bon'fl uoYoiopmont or ino uounu reprouuemg mea Which ho invented. It 1b mado under hln personal eupcrvlalon mid has the benefit of all of hlB lav proremeuta. Among its oxclnalra adrnntagos are Its lndeatructiblo reproducing point which never nooda to bo changed; ltfl IonR-runnlng, eilent eteoi spring motor, most essontiui to brilliant work; Jta aennltlvo wax cyl- Indor Itocorde, futnoua for thoir sweetness and rlchnosa or tone and for their faithful reproduction of a singing voice or tho notes of Instruments: its large, ppocltillymade horn which brings out every noto or word with great forco and, clearnosa; and Ub now Amberol Records, playing twice as long ub tho regular Edison ltccords and offering bo- loctlonn heretofore impossible bocauao of thoir length. gladly demonstrato tho Edison Phonograph if yon will call, or eend you a cataloguo giving styles anuTmcos iryou write. We will send you this bookfreo on request A homo is a homo whothor it is In tho city or tno country, wo nave prepared a Hand somely lllustrntod book called "Tho Edison Phonograph and the Home." It tolls what tho Phonograph brings into a homo your homo. We Want Good Live Dealers to sell Edison Phonograph in ovory town whore wo aronottiow well represented. Dealers having established stores should write at onco to P - n . iiauonai rnonogrnpn ompanr lhomaUCdiM, or I -V-.?J- Avnn- n. N .1. -" - -- f W-WMW W thinks of heaven without a fleeting joy over the fact that there will be no dishes there to wash. We always did have a sneaking notion that the man who said George Washington never told a lie more than held up the average. After due consideration we have reached tho conclusion that the quality of starch used today in our collars is far below that of the starch used for similar purposes a quarter of a century ago. Perhaps "Papa, why do they put an eagle on the silver dollars?" "That is allegorical, my son." "What's that?" "It is to show that the dollaTs fly away very easily." The Ananias Club We have designated aa full mem bers of the Ananias Club: The man who says his children go right off to bed the first time he tells 'em. The man who says he always tells his wife everything. The man who tells about the dog he used to own. The man who brags about what a good timekeeper his watch is after he has carried it twenty-five years after his father gave it to him. And we offer as candidates for membership,- subject to investigation: The man who loudly declares that he always votes for the best man re gardless of party. The man who says he has read the Bible through several times. We once thought something of founding a Sapphira club, but after carefully studying the matter over we decided to refrain. Our hair already shows symptoms of an early decline. THE QUESTION is clearly and convincing ly discussed in PROF. J. LAURENCE LAUQHLIN'S article In the MARCH SCRIBNER orGOVERNMENTvs.BANK ISSUES. MHHHHMMHHH I s EEDS THAT 6R0W Garden, Flower and Farm Boat needs. Alfalfa. Olover. Seed Potatoes. Wa will sond f roe with, catalosr. If Ton ask for it, a packet of new lettuce seed "May Kins" best head lottuoe over introduced.. Writo ua today. Also havo fall lino of nursory stock, Rosos, PlantStBulbs, oto. Address German Nurgnrin. Box 77 Beatrina. Nch. (yA - tftaM MM The Omaha World-Herald AnLY edited t-s NEWSY :-t DEMOCRATIC Our Special Offer Publishers Price. Dully World-ncrald , a 0 Dally World-Herald, Except Sunday '.'.'. aioo Seml-Wcckly World-IIornld ',' ,5o Our Price With Tho Commoner. $4.00 3.25 1.25 SEND SUBSCRIPTIONS NOW TO THE COMMONER, Lincoln, Nebraska NEWS OP THE WEEK (Continued from Page 10) tained by the senate if the work should be more equally distributed." Senators Kean and Penrose objected to Mr. Burkett's remarks while the agricultural bill was pending and so Senator Burkett postponed the com pletion of his address. PARK'S FLOBAtpiDEB'S; 1 Aim U alsa Aster, Phfrx, Coxcmib, pansy, Pink, worth 60o. AU Free it yon wrltome a lottor, not a postal. AND when wnnimj why Mt melsc? wets for reuima, ana i'acKnc or iinu Kinds, xor a big crazy doo. 3 Ists 25c. Clubwitk uImkJc. SEO. W. PARK. 35. UP rt. Pa. i BUDDED PEACH TREES I catalo 40CoacordGraDe-VlaesSl.(H. 8 Budded S ready to enow. Free 85c due-bill with free catalo jr. Write for it now and nuke selections early. Faiitmry Nurjcu' m Bex Xt Fairfeary,-Mte. 1 W. I. Buchanan, America's special commissioner to Venezuela to ar range a basis of settlement of the disputed claims of that country, has returned to Washington. He says' that the situation in Venezuela' is improving. SEC AC Ab 8od as grown. 4 Fkts. Giant ECl id FetunU, Mammoth Verbena. Jap ","ww anose Fire Plant, Wondor Poppy j also lOvarletiea Annual Klovrors, all for 10c. n PLANTS. Itose8,25ci tt Geraniums, 25c 0 Begonias. 2fioj 4 Folargontumi, 25c. Catalog and put. GlantPatuyfree. A fj, AHDEflSOH, GslU RIPUS, Nfib. WANTED Information regarding good Btoro or business for salo In any good small town or city. Not particular about location. Give prico and brief description. Will positively deal with owners only who will sell direct to buyer. Addrcssr- NOItMAN JE. MACK, Drawer 055 W, 5 Buffelo, N. Y. pot of gold at the end of ovory rain bow." God's hand Is reached down to save, but you'll have to reach up to grasp it. A man's financial standing is not always known by the company his wire Keeps. Giving stolen money to charity may salvo conscience but it will not cleanse a soul. Did your mother over make you mfess up" by telling you that your eyes wore turning green?" There are people who think thev are philanthropic when they give a collar button to a shirtless man. What this country needs Is as much care in tho rearing of children as Ib given to tho rearing of hogs. Just as we get Bottled down to looking to tho near future when we can put tho furnace out of commis sion, we see the shadow of the re frigerator looming ud. One of the most pleasant recollec tions of our boyhood days Is the fact that the cupboard door was never locked. It s a mighty mean man who gets any satisfaction out of sending a comic" valentine to a man he does not like. You needn't expect to use a harp n heaven if you fail to make earth ly music to gladden tho heart of auuio uuiuriunaio. That "hoinlior-man-than-I-am" Lincoln story is a mighty good one, but somehow or other we are get ting a little tired of it. Every time we see a woman kis- ??! anid ,caressine a' P"g dog we are inclined to congratulate some baby on its fortunate escape. The average housewife never A Cincinnati, Ohio, dispatch car ried by the Associated Press says: "Dr. C. C. 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