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They have tried to over take the trust for eleven years and the trus is gaining on tho republican party. Tho trusts are farther ahead now than they wero eleven year, ago. There are five times as many trusts today as there wero when the repub lican party came into power in March, 1897, and yet tho republican platform congratulates tho country on tho pro pros tiw the party has made on the trust question. We soy trie private monopoly is in defensible and intolerable. We draw the line and say that beyond it the corporation shall not go in attempting to control the products in which it deals. That is our plan. We draw the line at 50 per cent. If you say it ought to be higher, I will discuss it with you. If you say it ought to be lower, I will discuss it with you. But when you' say there ought to be no limit, I will not discuss it with you at all. (Applause.) Dr. Hughes came out from New York to teach western republicans and rebuke western' democrats. He found fault with our plan, but he had no plan of ai own. I have thought it might be illustrated in this way: A man is sick; his physician prescribes a remedy, and just as the Bick man is about to take it in comes Dr. Hughes of New York, and the doctor says, "What, are you going to tako that medicine? What, a' medicine like that? Why, it is ridiculous, it is ab surd." And then he laughs heart?Iy and goes out and reads the papers without giving relief. (Applause,) Now if Mr. Hughes will give hjs remedy I will discuss his remedy, and I will compare his remedy with ours; but if Mr. Hughes has no remedy he had better go back to New York and prepare himself to veto another 2-cent rate bill. (Applause.) We have a plan: the republicans have no plan. The republican leaders i refuse to recognize the dangers that threaten the people. Thore is the dif ference of the two parties on the trust question. And what shall I say. on the tariff question? My friends I am somewhat embarrassed when I com to discuss the -tariff because their tariff plank is so bad you know how bad that tariff plank is? Why, that tariff is so bad that the editor of the Bee took it for one of my speeches. (Laughter.) In eighteen years I have had a good many harsh things said about me, some slanderous, some libelous things, but of all the things ever said nothing has cut me so deeply as to be accused of writing tne republican platform. (Ap plause and cheers.) And yet my friends I am willing to forgive him because out of it has come good. The fact that the editor thought it was my speech gave him an oportunlty to express himself fully upon it. (Applause and laughter.) And as a result of that mistake more truths got into the Bee's editorial page that day than has been in it since the twenty years I have known it. (Ap plause.) But if the editor would write that scathing an editorial about that part of the plank I would give a dollar to get his candid opinion of tho rest of that plank. (Applause.) I ,ir,n'f unnw hut what I will risk a dol lar I'll ask the mayor to give the edi tor of the -u.ee this dollar If he will just assume that I wrote the balance of that tariff plank and tell us what he :thinks about it. (Great ap- nlollCO A"""""'' .. t. ,ln Moirni' Dahlman a dollar.) Why, my friends, I used to buy books on humor when 1 wanted to read something funny, but I found it was a wasto of money, for I could find more funny things In tho republican platform than in tho writing of pro fessional humori8t&. And tho first part of that tariff plank presonta a fair samplo of what can bo said that Is funny and yot bo said seriously. Have you read that plank? It begins something like this: "Tho republican party declares unequivocally in favor of a revision of tho tariff at a special session of congress to bo called imme diately after Inauguration." Now there is a promise. They havo promised "unequivocally" to "revise" the tariff "immediately." What is that word "unequivocally" doing in there? Why do they promise "unequivoc ally." It is distinguished from the old ones that have not been kopt. They have promised equivocally be fore and now they promise unequivoc ally. (ApplauBe.) If you want to know how that word will demoralize a man's credit try it at the bank. (Laughter.) Go to tho bank and arrange for a loan; agree upon the amount and the rate of interest and security and then tho cashier will push out a noto under tho grating for you to sign. When you read it over you will find it rcadB like this: "For value , received, wo or either of us, promise' to pay." Now tako your pen and write in bo fore or after the word "promise" the word "unequivocally,'' push it back and watch the cashier. Ho will mako you get another indoreer on tho note. It arouses his .suspicion at once. (Ap plause.) If a man's .promise is good he don't need the word unequivoc ally" and if it is bad it makes It worse. (Applause.) And yet they put it in tho republican platform. (Laughter.) But yet It Is -no worse than tho word "immediately:" Why they havo had eleven years in -which to do. Why are they in such a hurry now? They're down on their knees, they're begging: "Oh, lot us in once more, and wo will do 'im mediately' what we ought to have done years ago." (Great applause). And yet I have sometimes wondered If there might bo another explanation of these words. I havo wondered if they may not havo said, "unequivoc ally" and "immediately" to make you laugh so heartily so that you would not notice that the word "reduction" does not appear at all. What is it that they have promised unequivocally; to do immediately? It Is to revise flie tariff. And what does revise mean? Why, it may mean to revise it up or it may mean to revise ft down, "and Mr. Taft sayd it means both. (Ap plause). He says revise some sche dules up and revise some schedules down. I kept demanding that hofojl us what he meant by revision, and at Milwaukee he said that it meant a genuine revision. Then I got a third word "unequivocally, immediate, gen uine." (Applause.) But genuine does not appear In the platform. That is an amendment. There is not any genuine in the platform. (Applause and cheers.) I kept insisting that ho tell us whether he would revise it up or down, and at Cedar Rapids, la., he said that the revision would prob ably be downward. Then I got a fourth w b r d "unequivocally, immediately, genuine, probably." That is as far as they have got so far, and only two weeks yet remaining. (Laughter and applause.) Our platform says reduction. Wo say how to commence and how to pro ceed. Commence with the tariff on articles that come Into competition with' trust made goods. Put those ar ticles on the free list But Mr. Taft says that would be bad; so does every trust magnate In the country say that that would be bad. 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