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SEPTEMBER 18, 1908
The Commoner.
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Warning to Democrats s
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It la convenient to business, political and amuse
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night. It Is n-plnco whero test Is possible. It la near
tho parks rind museums, Tour family will like its
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Rooms and bath Kingly or in suites from $3-00
up. Meals a in corto or 810.00 per week. Write to
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ASTHMA
Tittboi' Day vs. Election Day
We marched away in proud array on
labor's glorious holiday,
Our banners bright reflecting light
while floating high in air.
And side by side we marched with
pride along tho city pavements
wide,
In perfect time to music's chime
a whole day free from care.
Tho great parade our strength dis
1 played along the course the
marshals laid;
Two millions strong wo marched
along to union music's thrilling
notes.
But no bands play election day and
unionism then givs way,
And ev'ry man's a, partisan and
springing at his' brothers'
throats.
We split our throats with cheering
notes and pointed, to our hand
some floats
Of gorgeous hue, red, white and
blue, that advertised each trade.
'Twas "Brother Hank" and "Brother
Frank' along the cheering,
marching rank,
And we were proud to point the
crowd to union Jabels well dis
played. But when at last that day U past,
" and comes the day our votes to
cast,
We then divide on ev'ry side and
nullify our union boasts
By voting straight for the candidate
who has no int'rest in' our fate,
But throws the hooks with sneer
"''irig looks into the union work
ing hosts.
is elected. That is called good busi
ness judgment.
Another organization advises its
membership to vote a certain way.
That is called an effort to deliver
tho labor vote.
Ono corporation forces another
corporation out of business by
threats, bribory and intimidation.
That Is called compettlon.
An organization of another kind
seeks by argument to prevent unfair
competition. That is called labor
union tyranny.
Will somebody please explain why
there should be this distinction with
out a difference in the matter of defi
nitions and always in favor of tho
corporation, tho "400" and the vest
ed rights?
Why is It?
A lot of men organize" to control
the output of a product? and .jthereby
increase" its pricer V- That is called
business.
Other men organize to protect
their labor. That is called restraint
of trade.
A lot of men secure tho enact
ment of a law that will give them a
premium on what they mako and sell
at a profit. That is called protection
of Industry.
Other men organize and demand
that they bo not discriminated
against. That is called an attack
upon the judiciary.
The "400" holds a function and
spends $30,000 for dainties, $50,000
for flowers and display $2,000,000
worth of diamonds. That is called
an evidence of prosperity.
The "4,000" ask for an opportu
nity to work for a living wage. That
is called an eyidence of shiftlessness.
A body of men scheme until they
get a franchise. That is called a
vested right.
Another body of men ask for an
equal chance before the law, That
Is called interference with vested
rights.
One body of men organize a big
manufacturing company and exploit
the labor of children. That is called
business enterprise.
Another body of men insist upon;
nhnifRhimr child labor. They ara
charged with Interfering witn tne
rights of employers.
Ono body of men limit production.
This is called business enterprise.
Another body of men force strict
apprenticeship rules. They are
charged Ith preventing American
youth from learning useful trades.
A corporation threatens to closd
down unless' its preferred candidate
It May Happen
"They aro selling some mighty
fine goods at Dopem's today. Bottor
drop in and buy some."
"Not mo; I don't trade with Do
pem. Tho place is unfair to me."
"Look here," exclaimed a man
standing by. "You aro under arrest
for contempt of court. Dopem se
cured an order from Judge Graft re
straining anybody from refusing to
trade with Dopem. That's a viola
tion of the law and you know it. It's
a restraint of trade."
Brain licnlcs
The Lord loveth a cheerful liveri
A cracked mirror often affords a
much wanted excuse.
j ijt is easy to join in tho snouting
after the victory Is won.
' Even the smallest trouble is easily
found if one looks for it.
Charity means love love of hu
manity, not love of display.
You can not make a schoolboy be
lieve that history repeats Itself.
People who prefer dodging trouble
to meeting it squarely are always on
tho jump.
How can an assessor go about fix
ing tho value of the dog that the
baby loves?
Tho older we get tho more wo won
der why a child likes to ride on a
merry-go-round.
Ever notice how easy it is to per
suade yourself to do something you
really want to do.'
Civilization has its drawbacks.
There are not nearly so many hazle
nut patches as there used to be.
What has become of tho motherly
old lady who always had a few pep
permint lozenges in her pocket?
Ever hear of any particular
trouble among the children of a
home where the cookies were always
on tho lower shelf?
After all, it is a good thing that
it takes time to accomplish a re
form. If they came too easy we'd
have chaos tomorrow.
A woman can elevato her eye
brows and condemn a sister more em
phatically than a man can condemn
a brother In aa hour's- oration.
Perhaps pies like'mother used to
mako would be easier found if we
had "tasters" like wo had before we
ruined them by over-indulgence.
The genuine dptlmlst la the man
who cheerfully gets along without an
automobile and gladly waits the timd
when airships will be within reach
of hjs purse.
It Is very easy for a man to b
good natured around tho house when
everything goes smoothly, but com
mend us to the man who can keep
stfeet and herp "keep the children In
terested while the mother Is' taking
an. afternoon off.
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