rEi t i The Commoners 'AUGUST , 1J07 13 The Pioneers (Verge read at the Old Settlers' meeting at Nemaha City, Neb., Aug ust, 2, 19070 In the far" gone days when 'the land was young, And the west a land as a thing unknown; With, the golden future-a song un sung And the sentinel buttes stood guard alone, A rumor spread through the rock bound steeps And the stony fields of the eastern slope That far out west where the sun down sleeps Was the land of promise, and youth, and hope. To the stirring call of this far new land There came response as in days of yore .When the great crusades called that gallant band That bravely marched with the cross before; And on they swept and ever on, Till on history's page at last ap pears The names whose fame 'round the world has gone This gallant army of pioneers. Oh, on they came like the restless tide, Sweeping far out to the sundown west? In the matchless strength of their free born pride, The nation's hope, and the nation's best. And ever and on their far front spread Through days and nights of the toil-scarred years, Till the desert wastes, like the fog mists, fled At' the onward sweep, of the pioneers. The prairies, scarred by the ox drawn craft, Spread out before like the Prom ised Land, And then, at the touch of toil It laughed To fruitful harvests on every hand. But not alone in their strength they wrought Through weary days of their hopes and fears, For the God, whose help and strength they sought, , , Marched side by sijle with the pioneers. With sturdy blows and with purpose true They built their homes out of prairie sod; Giving the nation a great states new, Giving their Hearts to home and God. And thus was carved from the barren waste An- empire built for eternal years, And the men at the posts of danger placed Were these great souls the Pioneers. So here is a song to the women and men Who .pushed, their way to the wide spread west;. Whose span oft life 'twixt now and then Has given this, nation its grandest, best. . - ,. i And ever we'll sing while eternity rolls ' Unceasing cycles of gathering years Our songs of rejoicing for these great souls Who builded Nebraska The Pioneers. Hcncy and MncColl In the August number of the American Magazine Lincoln SteffenB has an article laudatory of Attorney Heney of San Francisco, the gentle man who has been making It so hot for the grafters. Steffens tells a story of how Heney collected a judgment against the Southern Pa cific "railroad, and it is a really good story. A cattleman had a steer killed by a Southern Pacific engine and Heney advised him to sue the company. "What can one man do against a big corporation?" queried the cattleman. "Glveme the case and I'll show you," replied Heney. Heney was given the case and he proceeded to suc. He got judgment, all right, and pre sented the bill to the local agent. Of course the local representative re fused to pay, so Heney got out an attachment, and the first time a train stopped at the station he chained the engine to the track and stood guard with a rifle to see that the "attach ment" was not dissolved. After a few hours of delay the boss at head quarters wired the station agent to pay the judgment and send the train on its way. That's a real good story, and per haps it really happened with Heney as the principal character. But it sounds like a .rehash of a real inci dent in the life of Jack MacColl, a pioneer of Nebraska. About thirty years ago MacColl was clerk of Dawson county, and in those days the county clerk was the collector of taxes. The Union Pacific refused and neglected to pay its taxes to Dawson county, so MacColl pro ceeded to collect. He prepared to attach the first engine that stopped at Lexington then Plum Creek but the Union Pacific sent everything but its mail trains through on the fly. Of course MacColl did not dare stop a mail train. But he bided Jiis time, and one day a freight train was compelled to stop - for water. The minute it stopped MacColl had the drive wheels of the engine chained and padlocked to the track. Then he and a couple of deputies mounted guard with rifles. The road's offi cials offered to give bond, but .Mac Coll said he was after money. Then the officials asked permission to side track the freight so that the passen ger and mail trains could get by. But MacColl had the whip hand and re fused to compromise. After a delay of nearly twenty-four hours the amount of taxes due was wired to MacColl froii Omaha, and then he unlocked the padlocks, removed the chains and let the train proceed. And the fact that this true story has periodically gone the rounds for thirty years may explain how it comes that the same sort of a story is attributed to Mr. Heney. Not the First A few evenings ago we went out to the Nebraska State Agricultural Farm school to watch the operations of a new patent milking device. It worked, all right, but when the man in charge of the demonstration as serted that it was the first successful milking machine ever offered the Dublic we knew better, although we .said nothing. Something like thirteen or four teen years ago, during the "hard times," wo had a fow paltry dollars salted away In a savings bank just a fow. Ono day the bank failod to open its doors, and a fow days later a recolver took charge. That re ceiver had a patent milker that beat anything ever lnvontcd boforo or since. With It ho milked that bank so' dry that the steel doors of the vault warped and tho stono and ce ment walls cracked. Answers to Correspondents "Myrtle" Too hot to write love sonnets. Besides wo never wrote a love sonnet. "Admirer" Forty-four, but really wo don't look it. "Editor" It costs very Httlo to start a newspaper. It Is keeping it going that brings, wrinkles to your face and pocketbook. "Culinary" Wo liko our pics huntlngcaso, except in tho case of pumpkin and cranberry. Wo prefer those open faced. Tho Main Question "Can we make people admire and love us?" queries tho black-faced capital letter editor of an esteemed contemporary. O, fudge! What's bothering us is this: Can we persuade tho Ice man to trust us till next Saturday for a new block of tickets? Better Mrs. Theorum "When tho legis lature meets I am going to ask It to enact a law prohibiting boys under sixteen from using tobacco in any form." Mr. Roughly "All right, you may. But I'm going to hitch an enacting clause on a bedslat and hold it up before my boys." Natural "Say, Bingcrly; I've just discov ered why. nearly all of our great financiers are enthusiastic yachts men." "Why it Is, Is it?" "Because they naturally take to water in their business." Of Course Whilkins "I seo that Mr. Rocke feller's recipe for securing joy is 'doing good to others.' " Bllkins "Well, he ought to bo joyful. He has been doing us good good and plenty for a long time." Brain Leaks The lazybug Is busiest when the fish are biting best. One shirker In a shop will demor alize the best of systems. Politeness is the coin that opens all tollgates on the road to happi ness. The man who takes himself too seriously gets laughed at for his pains. A family never camps out the sec ond time for the purpose of getting a rest. One-half the world sleeps better because it does not care how the other half lives. Diseases that reduce the visible supply of other porkers seem never to trouble the end seat hogs. A whole lot of peoplo hurry to get somewhere, and when they get there they idle around with nothing to do. The mother-in-law joke doesn't sound good when the dear woman is worn out watching over your lit tle ones. 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