iMiiil im'U)MiIlij(.f t ' 10 The Commoner. VOLUME 7,- NUMBER 14 '.' ; S i i' w P. A Modern Hoglra "I'm ready to go," said a plump young bug, As lio kicked the earth whore he'd been a .slug; "I'm tired to death of Paris green Which co vera all that's to be seen; It smarts my stomach, and hurts my head; My brothers, one and nil) are dead." "I chose my homo," said the Cabbage Worm, "Deep in the young plant's tender germ. Alas! the farmer has found me out, With powder and poison he put mo to rout, And now I'm a homeless wanderer, Exiled from house and provender." "On the orchard's bough I pitched my tout. Where- the twigs by the passing winds are bent, I.ut the farmer came with flaming torch, Driving mo out to escape n scorch," Said Caterpillar. "My silver tent With a mass of smoke and flame, was blent." Said the Henhouse Mite, "I'm- very small, I thought he'd never see rne nt all, But 'twas not long 'till kerosene Game pouring In; I think Its mean To pqater us Llco with pyrothrum, And the end of it all Is yet to come." "Who never has heard of hellebore," Cried the Currant Worm, with a voice that toro To the very heart of the soft Rose Slug Who exclaimed, "Aye, aye; 'tis a drondful drug! It gives convulsions and makes us squirm In a way that's repulsive to every worm." Then out spoke the Weevil In angry trrn, "I'd Uke to know when the end's to coinr-'r Bisulphide or carbon is death to me, Tho'farmerjknows It, and I must flee. Who will ko with me? We'll emigrate, Whoever remains deserves his fate." G. II., iu Vlcks Magazine. above, and dip each slice Into the bat ter and fry in hot (not scorching) lard. The lard must be hot enough to cook the batter at once to prevent absorp tion of the grease. Salt 'Pork Pot-pie.-Freshen and parboil a piece of salt pork, cut Into small pieces and put In a kettle with water to cover. Add one or two on ions, a chopped carrot, and a little pep per. After cooking until nearly done, add peeled potatoes, chopped small, and twenty minutes before serving, put in the dumplings, made as follows: The water should not be allowed to boll down too low. For the dumplings, take one pint of flour, a pinch of soda and one of salt, one egg beaten light, and Just sour milk enough to make a good drop batter, not too soft. Dip a spoon In cold water, then lake up the batter and drop over the stew, dipping the spoon Into the cold water before dipping It Into the dough each time. Cover the pot for ten or twenty min utes, and then serve. House Cleaning Helps The. latest for the extermination of household Insect pests Is given in a circular of seven pages, Issued by the Bureau of Entomology, which it would bo well for our housekeepers to send for nt once. It Is free for the iiskin cr. - . ,., , f-jj and a postal card will bring It. Write to tne secretary or. agriculture, wasii Ington, D. C, asking for Circular No. 4(5, Second Series, Bureau of Ento mology, and It will be sent you. The government issnies many bulletins the reading ol which would bo of mucli Interest and often very groat benefit to all members of the family. To clean wall paper, make a dough of flour and cold water and knead ms you would for bread until It becomes free from stickiness and perfectly smooth. Use a piece at a time suffi ciently large to handle. One piece may be used for a large space on the wall P'ipor, rubbing It over the paper as you wouiu. a sponge, but it should be Have rhubarb stowed down thick, with plenty of sugar and a bit of lemon If desired, and when done. All th tart crusts. When quite cold, heap over the top with whipped cream flav ored with lemom The cream must riot bo added until just before serving. Rhubarb Snowball. Cut the rhu barb in Inch pieces, and cook in a rich sirup until tender, but not broken. Llft.the pieces carefully from the sirup, drain, and. tie in little bundles with tiny strips of orange or citron. Cover each bundle with a layer of rice which has been cooked In milk until not quite done. Put each separately into a square of muslin, tie, and steam for half 'an hour. Then take out, remove thfl cloths and serve with the sirup in which the rhubarb was cooked. Rhubarb Custard. Cut stale-sponge cake in slices, and place in a deep glass dish in alternate layers with rich, stewed rhubarb. Just before serving cover with a cold boiled custard made as follows: Beat tho yolks of three oggs with one-fourth cup of sugar, pour over this one pint of hot milk, and cook in a double boiler until the mix ture will coat the spoon-, stirring con stantly. Flavor with lemon. Make a meringue with the whites of the eggs and three tablespoonfuls of powdered sugar, and spread over the" top. The rhubarb must be very cold before the meringue is poured over it. Tender, young rhubarb may be cut i'lto inch pieces, put into a porcelain micii aisn, covered with plenty Of sugar and set in a moderate overt and' lnt until thoroughly cooked. No -water' must be used, as it makes its own sirup. d'esprit edged with a bit of lace, will loojc .fresh enough for wear several times. Little jabots in' dotted swiss, edged with lace, are remarkably dainty and easily made. A pretty jabot is made of a piece of material nine inches by five; scallop all around and then plait; hold the plaiting in tho middle, and fold it on itself so that it is half an inch wide through the center. This makes the bow stand out in little tans; wrap the center with a tiny bit of scalloped lawn. This is easy to take apart for laundering. It may be worn with a coat. Ladies' Home Journal. 'Between-Time Dishes" If you have a lot of sqraps of boiled mm, carefully trim off the fat, and grate tho lean pieces. Heap tho loan moat In the middle of the dish, and slice tho scraps of fat into nice shape and lay around tho edges with the tender hoarts of lettuce, and se'rvc for luncheon or supper. A border of pickled beets Is an attractive garnish. Fried Salt Pork. Gut in thin slices and let He in sweet milk or cold water for two hours to freshen. Roll each slice, in flow' and fry in hot lard until a nice brown, Do not scorch. Take up on a platter; drain nearly all tho jjrenso. off Into a "dripping" cup, lcaylng two or three tablespoonfuls; stir Into this one or two tablespoonfuls of flour, a little pepper and salt, and when thoroughly blended, pour into it, stirring, constantly, hot milk enough to Make It the consistency of thick cream When it imp boiled up once. As soon as It comnonces to bubble, pour tho gravy at once Into a dish or over tho slices of pork. Pork In Battor. Make a batter by beating four eggs, one cupful of sweet milk, three heaping tablespoonfuls of flour and a little salt, until smooth. Have the slices of pork freshened as Toilet Accessories Long before a dress begins to show signs of wear, the trimmings lose their freshness, especially about the neck, and there arises the necessity of rip ping the waist apart and adding new ones. This may be obviated by hav- tlicr 'fanvnrnl smnnvnn irTto,. nfnni.n .. changed for a fresh piece before it gets' yokes. Dainty collars, stocks and yokes uiuiui rjuuuu. Cane chair bottoms should be washed with soap and hot water, turn ing upside down and well soaked. Dry out in the wind and sunshine, and it will be as firm as when new. Equal parts of vinegar, . sweet oil and tur pentine is good for a polish for var nished furniture. To remove grease from matting, cover the spot thickly with powdered chalk moistened with benzine (gaso line will do), but do not allow any fire In the room when It Is done. When this evaporates, brush off the chalk, and the grease will htivet disnnnnnvon If necessary, repeat. To remove the thin, hard coating on bath-tubs or other vessels in which soap and water are used for cleansing purposes, pour on, a woolen rag a small quantity of naptha, rub the sur face quickly, and when all the surface has been gone over, go over it again with hot water and soap. Polish with a soft cloth or a clean chamois skin and It will have a beautiful liisler. ' Rhubarb Dainties Rhubarb Shorbert. Simmer ou. quart of rhubarb cut into inch pieces with one quart of water, until soft. Add the grated rind of one lemon and two teacupfuls of white sugar, stirring until the latter is dissolved; cool and strain, and keep on ice until time to serve. It must be very cold. Rhubarb Tarts. Line a pie-tin with good paste, brush it over with the white of egg, and bake in a.qulck oven. are readily made by any one having uisce ana skui witn the needle, and a plentiful supply of them will give to any costume the appearance, through change of detail, of several separate gowns at a very little cost for ma terials. Collars are made on a straight band, from two, to two and one-half inches Wld,e; , Yhen himaS the collars, "hold in" in the- collar itself just a 'it tie to the band, and you must be sure, in jlie first place to cut both the top edge of the collar and the edges of the band straight to a thread. Sew the collar to the .edge of the band, allow ing about a quarter of an Inch or more; now double the band of the collar, hav ing previously turned in its edge a quarter of an inch, and whip it down against the seam already sewed. The collar can now be turned back over the band. The principal point in this work: Is- not to stretch either the collar or uie nana. These collars should be starched and the embroidery ironed over flannel. A roll of the iron will give them the circular shape. -Little tabs to match the collar are much worn. Dainty Uttle"bows, with Uie ends made iu separate pieces, folded about a bit of crinoline, with a Httle band through the center folded over the two ends and tacked with needle and thready in tho back. For laundering, it is easy to take them apart, and after laundering, fold and catch them together and sew on a bit ot tape by which to plnrthem to the collar. Little bow-ends made of point ' " Query Box Am Constant Reader. Sorry, but it is impossible for me to answer ques tions of law. You should consult a laAvyer about the debt and insurance. B. J. Slight scratches may be re moved from glass by cleaning the glass and rubbing gently with a pad of. cotton-wool, then cover the pad with cotton velvet charged with flue rouge and rub vigorously again. Mrs. N. Scatter a bed of sawdust half an Inch thick over the floor, and on tliis lay your oilcloth. This will tend to keep it from wearing in streaks. Emma. Druggists will sell you pure' castile soap in four or fiye pound bara,.' for about twenty-five cents a pound? That obtained of your grocer at a less cost is not always pure. The pure, vegetable oil soap has little taste, if any. M. F. Wash the chamois skin "in--warm, soapy water; rinse through sev-v eral clear waters when clean, draw1 through the hands to press the water out, and haiiff in the air to dry. While; drying, pull frequently into shape, andi -- wnen almost dry, rub between the -hands until soft and pliable. ','-'' Ruby. Rub the entire inside of your.' ' t gas range oven with a flannel cloth iVjt saturated with sweet oil, and' rufr ttief 'v4. outside all over with coal oil in the- same way. I cannot tell why it rusts, ' but all gas stoves do, if neglected. M. S. The matting can be bentw. without breaking the straw if you ' ' will first thoroughly wet it with hot water in which has been dissolved a ' handful of salt. You can then bend",' ' the corners, or fold it under without" breaking. , Ruth M. To clean the furniture, wet " a soft Cloth with coal oil and rub overr - the spot, let stand a few minutes, thenT rub hard with a clean cloth. If the " wood is very dirty, or the stain of;.;''' long standing, you may have to repeat; -bul it will be effective. Do. not touch? ; the upholstering with the oil. That'" may be cleaned with gasoline. Seamstress. Perhaps you use a poor T .grade of oil. This wiU "gum," andt cause the machine to run hard. Take out the shuttle and the needle, and v diench the parts, with coal oil or gaso- nuu, iuu mu luucume ror a few min utes empty, then wipe off all the dirt" and gum from every part of the ma-' ' ' chine and oil with the bestfoil you can' ' ' get. Do not use cheap oil; Sixteen. The very best way to fix " ""' your kitchen table is to get a sheet' ofT zinc (such as is used under stoves)) ' from your stove man, scrub your tat . ble perfectly clean, then lay the zinc ' ' .over the top as smoothly as possible; " : ' pound the edges down over the edges of the table and fasten with larg tacks, keeping the zinc smooth all Uie time. Hot cooking vessels wiirnotr hurt it, and any hot foods will not1 taste 'woody" if turned out' on the " zinc. Scour as you would any metal --never use sand, or sand-paper. : . "FlrelessCookihg Again'i i, W liad so many SPod reports about the tireless cooking chest, or "hay box," last season, that I feel, the neces- - &&D AND WELt, TRtED REMEDY'." Mns. WiNBLOwto Soothing. S-EEur foe ohiU !& n11? should always bo used for cki drpn whllo tcothlnjr. It softens tho Kums. allays all pain. oureswindcQljc andls the best rom'edy. for diarrhoea. Twenty-five cents abottl. vv j. ?'.