VOLUME 7, NUMBER 9 16 The Commoner. V ' Let M is$e Yea fflw HBSiressf Prices r T H"ji. HJ1 " fmuj( fltmivsl tun E IamwHIInirtotnUonllclumrofionyournotllklnK onoor my Split Hickory vehicle Kv v iVtlujTy lBellrooiiiitoiitrliil,niliJocttb'iiiKrnturni'ilfftii(lrpfiinilliiKOvorycont oV ii luiwy.U not atf factory. My ! Ul.lf piiUIok of Sjillt Hirkory IIiikkIcb bIiowh oyer 1 5 tllirun'nt nt Ipu of IniKuluM, owl a complete lino of Hltfli-Orodo ltarncrs. 1 want you tO IlilVO III1H UOOIC fl HIUHITYYIIITUIIPII IJIIv.illllJiifiifc t' ji.uu fK'W&hnyjj wIml ' ,"lV0 tft Hny ft,K,"t ,n V dlroot mntliml of Molllnr at prlccfl , rU, V7WW4W.A7 UIMIirO irOIII ilUh I'fA lOWOrillllll ytlll Ulll iruy u. imimj v S3iiLK5 nHlilKUrtimllt7flcowlinio. AllmyHpllt Hickory ruble cbmi fcSJSS' tomrinu'o'l 2ycirn. Tho litis; tj nliown In UiIm pictiiro Ih my ,,,, M ... iii,.C,,rtf Hnnrlnl. I iinvnnrumtlro fictory aoroiod totlio nmkliiir oftliliioiio Job. Willo toilnv for catalog. A ! tat HOW-riiiI you i-ctlt by return mall, with low prlci-u on tlio beat Hug Klodiinl Hiiiiu'H'inmtlo. AdilifXHM mo porHonnlly. HO ffl C3flnflfn? Pricld8nl Ohio Cnrrln M0., Company, mea&sxuttw&xssmta i-ntni.rtfrff7 "jZn LHmA. JV 1 Ouiraiv toed 2Yisrs o xw STi r TjfJKkt 1 nrf f"tfw trppn n 11 I I ISil o i M"fifrtttAXJ njz&UuMiZcjgs; exse. Spectacle -wearers I Listen! I -want to prove lo you positively that tho Dr. ITaux famous IVrfpct Vision Spectacles arc over so much hotter than any you havo over used before. That is tho reason why am making tho following very extraordinary offer. Send mo your namo and address and 1 will mail you my Perfect Homo Kyo Tester, free. ' Then when you return me tho Eyo Tester with your teat I will send you a complete fivo dollar family set of tho Dr. Ilaux famous Perfect Vision Spectacles for only $1, and this will includo a handsome pair of itolled (Jolcl Spectacles absolutely free of charge. I also hereby positively agreolo return you your dollar willingly if you yourself don't find them to bo the most perfect-fitting, clearest and beat you havo over bought nnywhoro, at any price. Send for my free Eye Tester today. Address, M?.V UMIK SPECTACLE CO., Si?. LcuSa, Mo. B2rB WANT AGEtiTG ALSO. RATEOF HUMANPROGRESS The great scitntisls, Ilaeckel and Wallace, have given especial emphasis to the difference in tho rate of progress between the natural science's and their application to llfo, on the one hand, and tho political and social sci ence and their application to life, on the other. Tho phys ical aspects of our civilization h&ve been revolutionized In a few gen orations; and now the discovery of a new truth in the scientific or technical held finds almost immediate accept ance throughout the world and Its ben efits; are spread as widely as the SO' cial order allows. In view of this it is often almost discouraging for those who are working unselfishly for tho common good to note how slowly each stop in the application of well-founded social truths is made, hi the face of caste and privilege. For Instance, the slightest pretence to honesty of purpose would seem to demand immediate ac tion, when the fact is published that the postofllco is compelled to pay, as yearly rent for a mail car, practically tne entire cost of the car. But the rate of progress in the sci entific and technical field has not, even In the nineteenth century, been ad vanced without a struggled A docu ment has recently been published tn the Gorman journal Prometheus, which should be of interest in this ixn mm fa ana m 2 Full ffiallem ' St. Louis, Mo. 12AM tho paint man. 1 havo a new way of manufacturing and solllnfi painta. It's unique it's better. It revolutionized tlio paint luisinuss of this country last yuar. Ucforo my plan was invented paint was r.oltl in two ways either rcadv-mixuu or the in- credionta wero bouclit and mixed by tho painter. Koady-mixed paint aottlos on tho shelves, form ing' a sediment at tho bottom of tho can. Tho chemical action in ready-mixed paint, when Btandinc in oil, oats tho llfo out of tho oil. Tho oil i8tho very lifo of nil paints, I'nmtimulu by tho painter cannot bo proper ly mado on account of lack of tho heavy misinc mnchino. My paint io unlike any other paint in tho world. It is ready to use, but not ready-mixed. My paint is mado to ordor after each ordor is received, packed in hermetically scaled cans with the vory day it is mado stamped on each cau by my factory inspector. Free te Try SV3$ith& Time t Pay Guavamtco FpoSnSfi CtapssesB t nllJn mv tlilrlf TiiomnnK rlJM Ha 1miV1n strength, freshly cround, in separate cans, and in another can, I ship tho pure, old process Linseed Oil the kind you usod to buy years ago. Any child can stir them together. I sell my paint direct from my factory to user-you nay no dealer ormiddlnmnn nrnfHc " - ------ My $100.00 Cash Guarantee I guarantee, under $100 Cash Forfoit, that tho paint I am offering you does not contain water, benzino, whiting, or barytea and that my Oilo is pure, old fashionod Unseed oil and contains ab solutely no foreign substance whatever. EBS3aMBHHmBBB : J guarantee the freight on six Rations or over. My paint is so Rood that I make this wonder fully fair test offer: When you rocoivo your shipment of paint, you can uso two full gallons that will cover COO squaro feet of wall two coats. If, aftor you havo used that much of my paint, you aro not porfectly satisfied with it ia M0YEsySy8 Year Guarantoo Backed by $509000 Bond t '11111 in 1 1 i mi m nitmw 1 1 1 i ii Mum i vu v i yun m i i overy detail, you can return tho remainder of your order and tho two Gallons will not cost you ono fenny. No othor paint manufacturer ever mado such a liberal offer. ... ; i It is because I manufacture tho finest paint, put up in tho best way, that i can mako thi3 oflor. . . I go even further. I sell-all of my paint on s:.v months1 time, if desired. This cives you an opportunity to paint your buildings whon they need it, and pay for tho paint at your convenience. Back of my paint stands my Eight Year officially signed, iron-clad Guarantee. For further particulars, regarding, my plan of selling, and complete color card of all colors, sond a postal to O. L. Chase, St. Lotiis, Mo. I will send my paint book the most com plete book of its kind ever published abso 18i?! 7 frree;,' Also my instruction book entitled This Littlo Book Tells How to Paint" and copy of my 8-year guarantee. Om Lm CHASE, The Paint Man. Ocpt. 87, St. Louis, Mo. SOHK Jto REAI Sl ' jm Hunc -" MS?? E II ii 1 J rrr-rhlr r ia S HAPf E 'RBGMWfeW WCbTB HIS1!!' ",CGrOIi:333J'J3l mmmwwu stA.jR::Fa, OMETHING KILLED! Dexnrno ionrcrvi ou a mr- r mi-. M-n .'U! Bunded yea?8 minTha-gEST THING EVER HAPPEMED! grown-so startling wITl say it's imposslblo-but wait, don't worry-L.die., Your PraverAn.wercd" TUCDCO yn Mnnr ujaou ntvi IT'S nrAnt mm aumvi ' iBicnbo ru munc nMon uhi r wiped out "En n ? & S& Tho world'B watched for tho man to cut wash day in. two. Ho lives taken moro than half loft only mlnutea cut bo much wash day's all over, changed tbcro'B new way cleaning clothes differ ent from anything known now princi ples, ideas, methods, NEW EVERYTHING. Wonderful, but truo, family washing cleaned with no mpro work than getting & slmplo meal, less tlmo-no rubbing, o4uciiim, uuuuuinu, pacKing, pressing, Good-byo wash boards, washlna machines. Inttrtrf rln.MiMMw Kn ,-..w it., t a WAY Is hero to bless humanity. Women havo prayed for death of wash dav orcleanclotheswnuoutrubbInc-ruiuingh(mlth,looks-whenthOTCOUia mah, got dinner, sco friends, indulge in recreation without fatlguo-when nfnrinT.c H-i S5. r- k" ""V'" lSu b" Bupiomeau mat jj.w. .ws. .., v.u yuiiio iuu wunu a iuuhhoh uuaruB, BO-cai eu wosnlnflf ma. maohlna' wallowi vuh towdau Bhortar, n6 boVrtJsohhn wbtnn"lcr.' B? XZa pIK10'11 toy no woman forgets. Invention Wkllleo hours, wash dav namlri pTww v7& "? n, wm?n lPteQt' Invention thai klllea Scd-kaHSn ?LAYTnamo telto wUoloatory-eatvon clothcs-asy WandTft - - w v H kv ka & iil. nil ii iw.i iiinniii - - tn ii ri nn t r - W1V tf: crntc ilJrt linn mra1 nnOt. .l).i to. i T "f"" itju 4ijium,u iur uiri increases moro it gets-goes after all tho dirt in nil tho clothes at n!0iUmo1ittl0' M mighty-silent, butpowerful-uscs no spirits, yet works in darkness. OPERATED ON STOVE uv u uuuu uccusionaiy mat's an scarcely anythlnc to do but wait bctwecn'balches-rchlld can do It. All iron urX Y i Z.J.W "i 4vy7r5BIS ay en sneir. .Entire y un-iSPi-Ji methods Verily, wash day Is dead-EASY WAY settled that-woman's joy and satisfaction. Less than an clotheo. finest teXE. u"snTaWI aucezlna. nacklM7nrM Z vjV "i""r,"t SrXL"", '"W'1"0" ru0D'n3j ,ia": " r " "" 'a ""w vuuiuiwiwi w jujurogoaua.' aves oss jr5j ",- yv AxjYi'Ovr l Ft Throw irhem ,'woy, days drudgery yearly-makes woman's hardest work co Blest household duty-eaves c bthes, labor, fuel health tonTTtnoinaonrwlnS J. MCGEE, Tenn., writes :TOno young lady cleaned day's ; washing by old method in one hour with ESY WAY ftft 'R Aftnu-$M" nrthin? tTollanM roffla bo. E. CRAMER, Tex., writes :"lteefitvnH , SiiHjWo0&,trlfL After ten minutes clothes MnRPflt0 Ii?,jSS2?lory !? cTery aspect." t ANNA MORGAN, III., writes:"! washed a woolen bed blanket ! taTlCU IAI1U IV ttA aMMM k .. . ." rarritt Adu ' - B,n,nusperiecuy ciean." J. H, BieniaK th. inntor. ltdSffii?rS,,hffirrfri.?S Easy Ways,Eays:-'l don't understand why it aoes the work, but It does. You havo tho grandest invention I ever heard SwJWVf0 BkcPcal;,havo to bo Bhown." j wTMYERVoaTaSS? "Find check to cover ono dozen -'Easy Ways' Easv Wav createat invMitinn &raKSfd efaboHshlngmlsrable h. &ffiSSd washer for hours I am ready toWo old washer accompany all others to Way' as represented. Worked 4 days and have 15 orders J T peay no saya'Bccn out 2 days-soli 1 dozen, for which Tencloso ordcJ Everybody is carried away that sees it work." GuantMdvSithtnK proven ol? house, responsible, capital ?10(H00O.OO. Trico, only C.ot? complotS ready to uso-aent to any addresa. Not aold in storoB. MP" l!Tll!RlPriNED FOR AGENTS, SALESMEN, wh ft ?s thonh a t hinro rxoi2"Br4Wy: Writ today for nuccial Accnt' Plan. WorM nnnUniinH aTJ ii niMi i H,v' iiiiuuB uuiiyrigiic woman's jynro woll,'fnHdesoriition,valuabloinformatiouftostimonInls. AUfroo. iiumbun iuig. o., vq. narrisori liuilding, Cincinnati, O. connection. It is an article against . street illumination, appearing in the Koelnische Zoitung of March 28, 1819, in. which street illumination of any sort was opposed in alt earnestness: ('.) from, theological reasons, since It would mean an interfering with the .li ving order, an attempt to alter the plan of tho universe, of ' which the -darkies of night is a part; (2) from legal reasons, since ifc would bo un just that the cost of such illumination, if.iscd by taxes, should be borne by those who have not the 'Slightest inter- , est in 'such an arrangement, "whb.e interests rather oppose it; (3) from medical reasons, since Ihe -fumes of the gas are detrimental to health and since, furthermore, the tarrying on .the si reels in the night air, which would be furthered by illumination, would favor taking colds; (4) from moral reasons, since illumination would drive away the fear of darkness, whicu keens tho weak from mauv a sin. and since drunkenness and immorality would be furthered by the lighted streets: (5) from the police reasons, since the light would make thieves bold and horse3 shy; (G) from economic reasons, since great sums would, year ly go to foreign countries for the' il luminating materials; and iinally, (7) from national reasons, since the im pression of festive illuminations which liave the purpose of arousing and rais ing patriotism would be weakened, by tne regular evening "quasi-illumina-tions." These ridiculous arguments, which a great newspaper in Cologne as late as the year 1819 deemed worthy of. printing, aro no more ridiculous than a great part of the objections daily raised in conservative journals against social and political reforms, which are only the application of dem onstrated truths. The restrictions which well-meaning conservative men think necessary in the introduction of the referendum, for example, remind one forcibly of the provision in the charier of, the Erst. Oerpian .railway, that a high 'fence'' must bo erected, on both sidesot1 lie' track lo avoicl the mental disorders which would' be caused-, by the sight of a rapidly moving train. Although the rate of progress to wards social justice has uil'doubte'dly been much accelerated in the last two -decades, it still has some similarity with the rate of progress in anatomy, wiieu ic was considered impious to dis sect the human body, which must re main intact fob the resurrection of the last day (othor disturbing influences, of course, not considered). The sci-' ence of the anatomy and physiology of Ihe body politic has made enormous strides .partly from dissecting the -cadavers of nations; biifthe sick pa tiquts of. today still distrust the new " Knowledge. C. J. K., in The Public. ' "COLD SLAW" A Woodbury, Conn., man who had been enjoying himself greatly felt i hungry when he got home about one. ' o'clock in the morning. i 'Where did you put the cold cab- '. bage, dearest?" he called upstairs to his wife, who had coughed loudly to let him know it was useless to take off his shoes. "On the second shelf In the pantry, She answered harshly. He found the cabbage and the oil, i s' vinegar, salt and pepper, cut up the ' cabbage, dressed it to his taste, and v ate it with appetite. " . ;, "George, why didn't you eat the cab- bage last night?" asked his wife whon I he appeared, rather shaky, 'for break-: i faat. - , j HE i1 wns fine!" said George; "bo '' thoughtful of you to keep it, dearest.'-' , Why, it's on the pantty shelf," she. i Filled with apprehension, Mrs." i ' George searched the second shelf hur- ' nedly. There she had left four yards - olMace, worth $20, .hi a b.owl to starch, ;; I the lace was, ne. New York, - V . i VI . tt . 1 S, i uuijii,.'rtighj