AUGUST 31, 190G The Commoner. 13 JH A fc aT Jaw" wpaa a . k m flataMatflUCBf' V 4 In the Shadow of the Mountains , In the shadow of tho mountains whoso uplifting peaks of gray Pierce the misty clouds that hover o'er the vista day by day; In each grim; and rocky fastness where the purling waters leap And the sighing, cooling breezes lull the senses into sleep; .Where eternal snows of winter deco rate each rocky crest And the balmy scent of pine trees - comes with magic healing blest In the shadow of the mountains whose gray peaks shall never nod, Pointing upward to the heavens like the sentinels of God. In the shadow of the mountains wrought in wonderful design By the deft and ready fingers of a master hand divine; Where each peak and crag and can yon, while the countless ages roll, Tells to man a wondrous story that shall glorify his soul; In the grim and rocky presence of these great Titanic walls Where the arms of nature welcome and the voice of nature calls In the shadow of the mountains) whoso gray leagues are yet untrod One can read creation's "story in the handiwork of; God. i In the shadow of the mountains whose gray peaks are limned in gray And the cloudTdrifts float and hurry likaome giajitjfolk at play; Where, while standing in the pres ence of a" work so great and -grand," Man can get a glimpse of power of the great Almighty's hand. And across his soul there stealeth, like the shadows o'er the peaks, Awe, that stills him into silence while the Great Creator speaks In the shadow of the mountains, grim gray peaks that never nod, Man stands face to face in silence with the sentinels of God. A Labor Day Incident Mr. Bings arose on the morning of tabor Day with a glad smile on his face. This Is labor's great-day," he said to himself as he donned his clothes. "This Is the day that American labor ghows its freedom, its independence and Its prosperity. I'll march with my union in the parade and Bhow my Independence and strength." Mr. Bings then started down stairs, whistling a merry tune. When he reached the dining room Mrs. Bings remarked: "Well, going to march today, are you?" "Sure, my dear. We free Ameri can laborers must show our strength and Independence. This Is our day." "Uhuhl" saicUMrs. Bings. 'Tve been noticing this strength and inde pendence for some time." "My dear, you talk as if you had doubts about it." "Well, It strikes me that It would be better If your boasted independ ence were scattered out a little more over the whole year." "What do you mean?" queried Mr. Bings. "Oh, nothing much. Only I m heard you growling a few months ago h& cause Judge Grubberly .issued an in junction prohibiting your union from picketing the factory when you went on strike against a reduction In wages." "Yes, and it was a most infamous In junction too. It was a disgrace to " "Disgrace to whom, Mr. Bings? You voted for him because ho was the nomineo of your party, and when you did It you knew 'that Grubberly was the choice of all the capitalists in town. But you whooped for him and wore a Grubberly button and swore that every workingman ought to stand by tho g. o. p. because it protected the workingman." "Well, that was a mistake. I'll not" 'That reminds me," interrupted Mrs. Bings, "that tho legislature re fused to enact into law that bill that was endorsed by the unions last win ter." "Yes; the members sold us out on that bill. The corporations bought a lot of them. The workingman can't get a thing from the lawmakers these days." "That's funny! I heard you say during the campaign that the g. o. p. nominees were all friends of the work ingman. You carried a torch and whooped it up for Jones and Brown for state senators, and you called those who opposed them enemies of the cause of labor. Yet Jones and Brown led the fight against your bill." "I know it. They were traitors." "The same thing happened two years before, and four years before, and every two years since I can re member. Yet you keep right on vot ing the ticket the bosses name for you." "Now look here, Maria; I ain't goin' " "Yes you are, Mr. Bings. I'm going to observe Labor Day myself, and in my own way. And my way is to oil wrtii fi tck-riT 4-Vitri era wkii micrVif til vv;n jxjul t i. rr vu&u juu wui.&i wv know. I can't vote, but I'm a part of this family, and my part is going to insist on a change. You joined the union because you said it would help you enforce your right to have some voice In the disposition of your labor. You said the employer had no right to arbitrarily fix your hours of work and your wage. That's all right. But at the same time you sit right down and let a lot of cheap skate politi cians name the men you think you have to vote for, and when you get a snub from the legislature or an un just injunction from a judge you hol ler your head off. But. you don't strike on your party. Not much! You'll go on strike to uphold a union principle, and you'll let me and the children go hungry. But you wouldn't strike against your party, even when you know it's giving you the worst of it." "But you don't understand, my dear, about " "Well, if I don't understand It your way I'm glad of It. When your em ployer gives you the worst of it you swell up and go on strike. When your party gives you the worst of it you shrivel up like a piece of bacon killed in the dark of the moon and don't dare strike against the party bosses. You throw out your chest and march like a free and independ ent workingman on Labor Day, and on election day you jump when a party boss cracks the whip, swallow any old.-political dose mixed for you, and then think you are a free man. You are going down town now to parade with your union, and you'll talk loud about 'workingmen stand ing together.' In a couple pf months the whole bunch of you will be pulling and hauling against each other and clans will bo getting all the cream and leaving you tho skim milk. Mr. Bings, you mako mo tired." "Mrs. Bings, I'll not listen to such foolishness. I'm a frce-r" "Free, nothing; John Bings! You're a slave a slavo to your party. If you had sense enough to voto as you parado. you wouldn't have to swear at traitorous legislators and servile judges. Now hike out for tho union hall and get rertdy to parado. You think you'll bo parading your strength and Independence. A lot of cheap politicians who stand on tho curb and applaud you will be laughing in thoir sleeves becauso thoy know you are parading your ignorance and your weakness. Yes, tho children and I will bo there. Tho children will think their papa is all right and I'll nbt toll them any better. They'll find It out soon enough." 750,000 Xxx XJmo DE LAVAL CREAM SEPARATORS Logical The employe had been asked by the employer to vote the ticket always voted by tho employer. "Wo must have protection for Amer ican industries in order to be able to compete with the world," said the employer. "Does a tariff on wool mako wool more profitable to tho Bheop raiser?" queried the employd. "It certainly does." "And does a tariff on woolen goods cause local competition and thereby cheapen the price of tho woolen goods we buy?" "That's the idea exactly," said tho employer. "You catch on beauti fully." "And why doesn't a tariff on raw wool induce competition and mako the price of raw wool cheaper?" queried the employe. "Look here!" shouted the exasper ated employer. "If you are going to bo one of them blamed socialists you'll have to 'look for another job." SiS.-l5.rMCl EmyTMrMtfu thKj SrtUftg SjrtH WAlUtt5..PCW tototfef tfprttttt. FrtaTiH t TM TtMM iMf K Mn4 Hr Htw 1909 CttUgw, THE DE LAVAL SEPARATOR 01. 74 Certiandt Btrt, I UmJ Randolph Ki NEW YORK. CHICAGO 0M SKJO MAUCKM V LOCAL Aflfwa'ft. y Wonderful Upon opening the railroad folder the tourist gave one look therein, then shrieked and fainted. Instantly all was confusion. "What was the cause of It?" queried the spectators. r A little Investigation revealed it. The folder was actually gotten up so that the ordinary traveler could actually understand when all trains arrived and departed. Oar 3 too?orlT9trijCiJeD receipt of liM,iUm B.S, A A. B.LACEY, Waihlflf IgB.P.C. Elab, 18ft. TREES ARE FAMOUS 'wherever nlantcd: are olanted vi)rvwhir trno.a am erown. Free Cut airier nf minfrh frulf s Fllnclt Ben. King David, Delicious, etc.-SUtkgftVwMo.H. Aiir' Kimball Hall 239to2S3 Wabash Ave. Chloaga, III. American Conservatory ine Leading school eiMuiie and Dramatic Art. TWENTY-FIRST SEASON. Sixty-five etnteast instructors. Unsurpassed course of study. Teachers' Training Department. Diplomas and Teacher's Certificates. Unrivaled Free Advan tages. Thirty f rco scholarships awarded annually to talented students of limited means. Fall tens begins Sept. 10, 1900. ('atalegiic mailed free. JOHN J. HATTSTAEDT. Iresfcleafc Some Labor Day Musings Solid marching on Labor Day will not accomplish as much in the way of good results as solid voting on election 'day. Union labor that marches for itself an3 votes for the other fellow has no grounds to complain if it gets the worst of it. A vote in the box is worth a mile of parade. A man is known by the candidates he votes for. 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