3HEESBD 7'?V'T;W" 13F . r . i - ft i- (S v . It The Commoner. VOLUME (5, NUMBER 15 i 12 M lit. 'I M II... t i')-, Si IM. I u M D h 1 ft i i ffl w r M others below it. movement, when twecn the earth tween tlie earth the disturbance while whirling through Bpaco. When tho earth passes Jupiter in summer the heat is usually terrific, as wp recall tho heated Sunday of Juno 30, 1901, because the earth receives its own share of heat from the sun and passes through tho region of heat designed for tho great planet. It is tho same with tho other superior planets. As to, .the inferior planets Venus and Mercury as they approach inferior conjunction in summer we also ro ceive some of the heat intended for them. It is also the same in regard to the moon as it becomes new as we romembor the hot wind of July, 1894, and its terrible successor in June, 1901. United as the celestial spheres are by this potent electric force, one of tho offices of the moon as it circles monthly around the earth is to inter rupt or break this electric force. The moon does not always move in a di rect line. If so, we would have a solar and a lunar eclipse each month. Sometimes it is above tho earth and Owing to constant the moon passes be- and the sun, or be- and another planet, is felt in different places on the earth. Sometimes the disturbance misses the earth entire ly, else wo should be having some un usual phenomena every month. The disturbance is proportioned according to the circumstances. Now if I have made myself clear about these movements of the celes tial bodies and their Influence as they pass each other, electricity is the cause. Looking back into history, I find at the eruption of Vesuvius Aug ust" 2-1, '79, the moon was passing between tho earth and the planets Saturn and "Uranus, among other phenomena. At the eruption of Mont ' Pelee, Vesuvius, Etna and others, May 7, 1902, the moon had but recently passed between the earth and Uranus, Saturn, Venus and Jupiter, and that morning passed between tho earth, and tho sun (at now moon) and eclipsed the sun. Mercury was pass ing between the earth and tne sun April 4, 1906, when Vesuvius began its violent eruptions; on the 9th the moon was full, and was moving to a conjunction with Uranus, the earth quake at Formosa following, and tin the 18th it was approaching conjunc tion with the planet Saturn, passing between the earth and Saturn, on the early morning of April 19, about twenty-four - hours after the third shock of 'the"earthquake at San Francisco, and the earth was affected all the pre ceding day. In passing, I beg to say tho Charles ton earthquake was at the time of the new moofr. The eruptions of Vesuvius in '74, the eruptions of Krakatoa, and juout Pelee, and the earthquake at San Francisco appear to have a close connection with the planet Saturn. Tho last eruption of Vesuvius was the beginning of the series of phenomena closing their disastrous results at San Francisco. They are on tne same par- uuei, una mere is every reason in they were under the same eel- terrestrial electro-magnetic a & rotelK Lassitude The southern breezes softly sing Of gentle, dreamy, balmy spring; I can not write a single thing Worth while. I can but sit and idly gaze Across tho green clad meadow ways To where the laughing brooklet plays, Each isle A little gem to catch., the eye As murmuring waves go rippling by. A tinge of spring is in the air, A thousand songbirds now declare The coming flowers perfumed rare, And I I can but sit and grind" away At my machine day after day From early morn till twilight gray, And try To keep the old-time rhyming pace And fill -about the same old space. This touch of springtime makes me feel I'd lilce to take my rod and reel And to the lake or river steal And fish. To feel again the keen delight Of humming reel and silk line tight As wary bass or trout took flight. I wish I did not have this space to fill, I'd skip out now and so I will. menus written by the household econ omists and printed m the Female's Own Companion and the Ladies' Own Journal." Eealizing that her intended was a man with a level head, Miss Easymon mentally decided to discontinue a couple of subscriptions. Warranted "Who is that gentleman who has been so violently denouncing the 'man with the muck rake," as he calls it?" "That's Bingerly, the political agent of the P., D. & X. corporation. He's growing uneasy." Disproved Bugleigh "It rs a woman all can nonsense not keep Mrs. to say that a secret." Mrs. Batman "Of course it is." Mrs. Bugleigh "My master bonnet cost $33, but Mr. Bugleigh does not know it, and I'm not going to tell him." my Symptomatic dear; the man is very i-Ss lb believe estial and influence. Lin his forecast for April, 1906, Iri- u. tiicus says: "One of the most Probable earthquake and tidal wave periods in April will fall within forty eight, hours of noon on the 9th. Watch the world's telegraphic news and see." we published that prediction five months ago. Yes, tired. He has been working Awfully Hard for the Past Year. Now he will proceed-to take a Best. What will he do? He will rest, I said. Tomorrow he will shoulder a Fishingrod, lug a can of Worms in one hand and a basket of Lunch on the other, and hie him self to the River for a Fishing Stunt. Will that rest him? He thinks it will, and that Enough. Five days a week for the past year he has sat at a Desk three Hours in the forenoon and three Hours in the afternoon, dictating Let ters and telling Other Men wnat to do. This has been very strenuous and he is Much Fatigued. So tomor row he will tramp 'steen miles through mud and sand and brush, stand in the hot sun, drink river water, eat a Cold Lunch full pf Ants and Bugs, and in tho evening he will drag" him self home, wondering all the wav If he will ever Get There. In the morning ne will arise? as as a poker and as sore as a gum but he will be Rested. It was a off from the strenuous business and that is Sufficient. uul iu is iunny, isn't it, that a man can get Rest out of that sort of thing? No, he will not get any Fish. He will get Sunburn, Malaria and Chiggers; but he will get no Fish. t Incurable . Stopping before a padded cell the hospital attendant called attention to the inmate. "This, ladies and gentlemen, is our saddest case. Notice how he has the padded walls covered with mathe matical problems,- algebraical signs and geometric signs." ( "What is his malady?" queried the sympathetic little woman in the fore front. "He is daffy on the subject of trying to figure out how a man with a wife and six children and an Income of $60 a month can live up to the cul inary hints In the Ladies' Own Com panion. This is the incurable ward." Piscatorial office stiff boll, day life, Sittln' in the Wishin' That I could .hustle out " Fishin'. But I got to sit here Writin' While bullheads an' perch are Bitin'. Atmosphere is warm an' Hazy. Makes a feller dull an'. Lazy. Want't' fish but boss ain't Willin. t' grind out Fillln'. Got some space "Vaytlght Alt The Wag. tt HfiklnfeSlKiKi'-SflHi No. 2 Folding BROWNIE Built on the Kodak plan. That means loading, unloading, developing and printing all without a dark-room. It means simplicity and quality, too. 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J hen promise m. mv f after we are mnrriPri vm, ,iii Jt .. ,1 , , . " j"" vyiu 11UU UI1- dertake to ruu t.im t.nhi nfu i" . UllOJ me one you you know I means, and salary." Brain Leaks Real prayer is from the heart. The right way is the easy way. Moral dyspepsia is hot richteous ness. t The man who looks for the easiest way out often finds himself further in. When you want anything done quickly, do not go to a man who is seldom busy. The man who talks about civic righteousness ought to keep his own backyard clean. Funny, isn't it, that your boy can never find fishworms where you want to make the onion bod? Nature does not have to exert her self very- much to show man how very weak and inconsequential he is. Every boy has three ambitions be fore ho finally settles down. His first is to bo the snare drummer In the village band. The second is to be an Indian killer and snout. TMm fi,,.,i t , , , - . ..., vuii u ib to ue a locomotive engineer bo forgets about them and is tious only to make a living. A Lincoln Residence 1 If you Want to moOc to Lincoln to Edu cate your children or to enjoy the com forts and adOantagcsof a city of schools and churches I will sell my nice, nine room all modern residence cheap. It is located in the Oery best residence part of the city and If you desire a home or an inOestment ft Will pay you to investigate this offer at once. Address, W. C, care The Commoner, Lincoln, Nebraska. Then ambi- ARFNT91 Destruction of San Francisco. HULHIOi The ofilcial story by Trumbull White undRlchurdLinthlcum. Introduction by Bishop Fallows- Human Hearts are bleeding in every hamlet in our land, for friends or rela tives dead or dyincr In the ruins. Every home wants this memorial volume. Apents selling 50 to 75 copies daily. Agent's sample ip cents, Actnuick. Retail $1.50. Best terms, freight paid. 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