lwfgiE!!fif$m!w!!!j(rwr-rx-,r iwirjiftfPQt I 4 VOLUME 4. NUMBER 36 The Commoner. ISSUED WEEKLY. The Commoner. President Roosevelt has ordered his bureau chiefs not to give any hint of their estimates. This is quite similar to his boasted policy of "publicity" concerning the trusts. Sntorwl at the postufflce at Lincoln, Nebraska, m aocond Um mall matter. .One Year $i.e Six Month 50c In Ctu b of 5 er moro, per year 7BC Three Months afl SlMirleCepy B Sample Coplen Free. Foreign Postage 53c Extra. Following the announcement of David B. Hill that he is shortly to retire from politics, the Joplin Globe demands the retirement from poli tics of the other Hill San Juan. SUBSCRIPTIONS can be scut direct to The Commoner. Tkey can also be sent through newspapers which have adver tised a clubbing rate, or through local agent, whore such agents have boen appointed. All remittances should bo sent fcy postofllco monoy order, oxpreaa order, or by bank draft on New York or Chicago. Do not send Individual checkn, stamps, r money. RENEWALS. The date on your wrapper shows when your jrabserlptlcn will expire. Thus, Jan. 81, '06, means that pay la eat ban been rocolvcd to and Including tho last issue of Jan ary, 1905. Two weeks are required after money has boon re ceived boforo the date on wrapper can bo changed, CHANOK OF ADDRESS. Subscribers requesting a change f address must glvo OLD as well as tho NEW address. ADVERTISING ratoa furnished upon application. Address) aU osnmunlcatlons to TUB COMMONER, LIuceln.Nafc Mr. Depow complains that the people take things too seriously. Is it -possible that the people no longer laugh at Mr. Depow's jokes, or are the people showing signs of anger at being forever robbed? "Where trusts are weak" Is the title of a recent editorial in tho Seattle Times. To our sur prise the weak spot pointed out was not in their morals, although we are satisfied that it is tho weakest. "Let well enough alone," advises the president. And in the next breath he asks us to grant a huge subsidy to the ship owners. The president seems to have mislaid his logic along with his habitual vocalization. Tho timo has come when Vermont and Maino will havo to do something else to attract public attention. Naturally enough Mr. Parker's adherence to the principles of the Declaration of Independence brings down upon his head the denunciations of those who believe that the flag should pave the way for tho dollar. Governor Odell is now quite sure that it is' up to Sonator Piatt to retire long enough to get a now reputation. Mr. Elihu Root shows considerable hesitancy in blistering his fingers by reaching for Mr. Roose velt's New York chestnuts. The Japanese have established a "protectorate" over Korea. If things turn out right for Japan that "protectorate" will eventually bear a won derfully close resemblance to pur benevolent as similation of the Philippines. Mr. Debs has proved beyond a doubt that Mr. Cleveland never read the report of the strike com mission ho himself appointed. A French writer has just issued a little booklet entitled "The Curse of Too Much Learning." Evi dently he has read Josh Billing's remark to the effect that "it is better not to know so much than to know so much that ain't so." Tho continued suppression of vocalization in stately mansion, in Washington portends an awful explosion sooner or later. Perhaps tho Russians and tho Japanese are, waiting for the completion of that'Peaco Palace" at Tho Hague before agreeing to quit. Rothschilds paid $5,000 for two fleas. He ob jects, however, to paying the engineers on his New York underground railroad $3.50 a day. Mod ern commercialism is rapidly putting human beings on a cheaper scale than fleas. Wo frankly confess that Maine would have attracted more of our attention if it had not been for tho noiso made by Arkansas' 60,000. An operation on the sluill of a bad Indiana polls boy has made him good. This Is a hint 'for Mr. Cortelyou. If any trust shows symptoms of being bad and refusing to contribute, let Mr.' Cortelyou get out his case of surgical instruments. Tho administration organs which claimed Mr. Parker's first statement "ambiguous" are now insisting that ho was needlessly emphatic. The well remembered Mole of St. Nicholas pre varicator seems to be dividing his timo between Chifu and republican national headquarters. The Brooklyn Eagle confesses disappointment over the Vermont returns. While claiming to be the only genuine simon-pure democratic newspaper in the country "the Eagle does not possess the first and best symptoms of a democrat optimism. Poultney Biglow declares that this country should keep 750,000 men under arms all the timo. But how could wo if they were all Poultney s? A scientist now comes forward and says the English sparrow is really of Russian origin. But it is showing a great many Japanese characteristics. Encouragement for the American merchant marine," is but another' way of saying "subsidy." In other words, tho republican leaders are in favor of bribing men to go into a business that already pays big dividends. The subsidy idea appeals to the. average g. o. p. leader. Tho deftness exhibited by Mr. Root in side stepping that New York gubernatorial nomination is also a straw showing tho direction of tho political wind. Three years of Roosevelt's administration has cost the country the enormous sum of $250,000, 000 more than four years of McKinley's adminis tration cost, including the expense of tho Spanish war and tho purchase of tho Philippines. Roose veltlsm spells extravagance run riot. Doubtless Mr. Cleveland now- realizes that ho did not wait quite long enough after Governor Altgold's death to write that story about the Chicago striko. The Illinois judges who decided that a closed shop contract is illegal would probably decide that no housewife had a legal right to choose between an Irish servant girl and a Swede servant girl. S'omo judges make no effort to conceal their desire to repay corporations for their political support. With tho workingman paying cake prices tor plain bread the republican managers are not making such a great ado as usual about tho "full dinner pail." Tho duty of Colorado workingmen Is to first get rid of Peabodyism. Then other matters can bo settled. This is not the time for workingmen to scatter their votes. Labor's Best Holiday Mr. Addicks says that if tho opposition "will surrender to him ho will insure Deleware'n elec toral vote for Roosevelt. This is a sure sign that the surrendor will bo made. Our grounds for so believing is tho Byrne appointment and other evidences of a presidential desire to placate Ad-llcka. Labor Day was almost universally observed in this country, and the day was marked by huge parades of workingmen and working women. One pleasing feature of the day was the splen did order maintained and tho widespread desire to make it a holiday in fact as well as in name. Labor unions have not been working together in tho past as they should work, but there is evidence that they are coming into closer contact every day. The Interests of workingmen are identical, regardless of craft. The things that harm members of tho Typographical union will alsoliarm the member of tho Leatherworkers' union. It is only by unitpd efforts that tho labor unions will be able to mnn tain their identity. United, they will 0 n ' tically invincible when working in a just cause" Divided, they will fall easy prey to the selfi. interests that seek their destruction. a Tho average American will extract fun from almost any situation. The newspaper paragranC 'allows nothing to stand in tho way of his nuln and banter, and the newspaper Good Nocture readers seemingly enjoy it all Banishea Th,e czar of Russia aul the new Banishes hdr to the Rusgau throJhu Tho Bomb been seized upon as subjects for goodnatured jest aud bant This sbrt of thing would not be allowed iu Russia but Russia is the worse for that. The jesu, are not made in any spirit of ill-nature; on the con trary, they are an" evidence of friendship and good will. If Nicholas could read in Russian journals the good natured jokes and humorous references to that boy, he could feel safe from the bomh of the nihilist, and know that he was in reality en deared to the -people over whom he rules. People who are allowed to be goodnatured and havo their littlo jest, irrespective of rank or condi tion, are always goodnatured, and never given to thoughts of bomb and bullets. Nicholas should think the matter over. Wonders of -Republican Logic No one at all economical of time will under take the task of trying to find logic in a republi can argument. President Roosevelt's letter of acceptance furnishes the evi dence that such a task would be a waste of time. In one breath he declares that the tariff is not at issue because it has become a a "fixed principle." In the next breath he denies that tho gold standard is fixed because a party polling forty-six per cent of tho votes has refused "to acknowledge the fact in its platforms. And yet the party which does not ad mit the fixity of the gold standard also denies that a protective tariff is fixed and eternal. The protective tariff as proclaimed by the republican party has been rejected oftener than the bime tallic theory, yet President Roosevelt declares a "fixture" the one oftenest rejected and denies the fixity of the other. Perhaps he means it as an admission that the present gold standard is not a fixture because it was surreptitiously secured. A Hugo Confidence Ga.me It is revealed now. that the government un wittingly worked a confidence game upon the land seekers who rushed so hastily to Rosebud and registered for chances iu Undo Sam's land lottery. A large per cent of those who drew "lilcky numbers" are refusing to register because the land is not worth the prico set. upon It by tho government. All-the stories about there being standing offers of $5,000, or any other sum, for certain claims, were wholly without founda tion. Tho government reserved all the townsites, and the Indians took first pick of the land and se cured all that was worth more than tho govern ment figure of $4 an acre. It is estimated that enough was spent in railroad fare and for other expenses by land seekers to more than pay for an equal amount of land in a recognized crop sec tion. It was the alluring possibility of getting "something for nothing" that attracted more than 125,000to the four, cities designated as registra tion points. The spectacle of the general govern ment catering to this gambling mania is far from edifying. The "Truth About Irrigation Secretary STiaw, who is so far in the west that he can not look back to his office in Washington and see a $50,000,000 deficit, is seemingly as care- less of his facts as ne is m uw figures. In one- of his western speeches ho attempted to show that the republicans in congicss, and not the democrats, deserve tTio nrnrlif fnv thft flimnOl't tfiVCn to irrigation measures. Irrigation is of such vast importance to' the west that Secretary Shaw real ized the need of laying some claim that his party is entitled to all the credit for tho irrigation laws. The facts are just the opposite to what Secretary Shaw claimed. The democrats not only inaugu rated the national irrigation movement, but they furnished the votes to enact it into law. More democrats voted for the national irrigation law than republicans. More republicans voted against it than democrats. Tho figures are as follows Democrats for, 77; republicans for G9. Democrats against, 13; republicans against, 4p. The demo crats voted six to one for the law; republicans voted three to five against it. Secretary Shaw either knows these facts and is trying to deceive, or he is-too careless In his statements to a deserving of credence. if V i -, !i 'I'' . ,. - . ' J i. - HMk. .. J r.V