The commoner. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-1923, September 23, 1904, Page 11, Image 11
iniiJH '"VW " ' f 'IHJUpT wi("i(w? r J The Commoner. SEPTEMBER 23, 1004 11 M ""'WIW'Ww Opinion Wh Unbiased Mr. Nesbit, who has painted a pic ture of the noble redman in warpaint and feathers, wanted an unbiased opin ion of his work. His wife said that the picture was the best thing of its kind that she had ever seen. His dear est friend, too' was decidedly enthus iastic. Both declared, in short, that anyone would know at a glance that it was intended for an Indian. "To tell the truth," said Nesbit, looking somewhat doubtfully at the picture, "I haven't a great deal of con fidence in either of you. You always praise everything I do. Now I'm going down to the street to see if I can find some person who can be depended upon to give me an absolutely unprej udiced opinion of this picture a child, for instance. Children always tell the truth." Five minutes later Nesbit returned with three small boys whom he had found playing marbles in the street. 'Now, boys;" he said, "take a good look at this picture. I'll give each of you 10 cents if you'll tell me just ex actly what you see.!'- "A rooster," shouted the three boys simultaneously. Youth's Companion, Nature s Defense How are children so often able with out injury to swallow such sharp things as pins, needles, tacks and bits of glass?- The secret, as disclosed by Dr. Albort Exn,er of Vienna, lies in the fact that, when a pointed or sharp edged body comes into contact with the lining of the stomach or intestine, the part touched contracts and puck ers so as to thicken itself in that place. At the samo time it withdraws itself in such a manner as to form a little pocket, and gradually twists the object around so as to turn the edge or point away, pushing the thing along. New York Tribune. Personal Secretary of the Navy Morton will occupy tho late Senator Quay's house in Washington thlswinter. Kyrle Bellew and Mrs. James Brown Potter are friends again and will act together this theatrical season. Spain deeply deplores the retirement of Mazzantlni, most famous of its bull fighters, who has 3,500 slain cattle to his credit. Major Donald Ross, a well known authority on the mosquito theory of malaria, will go to Panama as tho guest of tho United States canal com missioners. Judge Charles Field of Athol, Mass., 90 years old, is the oldest practicing lawyer in New England and the old est judge in the United States at pres ent exercising his judicial functions. Goneral Baden-Pqwell of the British army can write or draw with either hand. Recently while his right arm was useless because of a dog bite ho wrote and illustrated his daily reiorts with his left hand. Unparliamentary But Congressional Tho Punkvillo Dobatlng society was in rogular session, and Mr. G. Watklns Spurting was making an earuest pica on tho affirmative side of tho qucs- tlon, "Resolved, that man's cvory act is the result of a selfish motive" "I go further than that, Mr. Presi dent," ho said. "About three-fourths of tho things a man docs is becauso he's envious of what somebody clso does. The pin-headed speaker tuat had mo uoor last on tho other sido lied Hko a pirate when ho said-" Here tho president of tho society rapped on the desk. "The gentleman must not use such language as that," he said. "Why not?" "Becauso it isn't parliamentary." "It may not be parliamentary, Mr. President," vociferated Mr. G. Watkins S'purling, loosening his collar and rolling up his sleeves, "but, by gum, it's congressional." Chicago Tribune. Chang Pood Some Vory Flno Results Follow The wrong kind of food will put the body in such a diseased condition that no medicines will cure it. There is no way but to change food. A man in Mo. says: "For 2 years I was troubled so with my nerves that sometimes I was pros trated and could hardly ever get in a urn month at my work. "My stomach, back and head would throb "so I could get no rest ac night except by fits and starts, and always had distressing pains. "I was quite certain tho trouble came from my stomach but two phy sicians could not help mo and all tho tonics failed and so finally I .turned to food. When I had studied up on food and learned what might be expected troin leaving off meat and the rcgu nr food I had been living on, I felt that a change to Grape-Nuts would be just what was required so I went to eating it. 'Jrom the start I got stronger and m ,eyntil x was well again and from umi time I haven't used a bit of medi cine fcr I haven't needed any. "I am so much better in overy way, Bleep soundly nowadays and am free irom the bad dreams. Indeed this looa has made such a great change in me that my wife and daughter have laken it up and w.e are never with out Grape-Nuts on our table now adays, it is a wonderful sustaincr, nt S fre(luently have nothing else at ail but a saucer of Grape-Nuts and cream for breakfast or supper. Name Moh by Postum Co- BattlQ Crcek Good food and good rest. These are i ?Ics that succeed where all the oottled tonics and drugs fail. Ten oays trial of Grape-Nuts will show one ine road to health, strength and vigor. mere's a reason." iu00lc In each pl- for the famous "ttle book, "The Road to Wellville." Blasts From Ram's Horn Laziness always lays the blame on luck. God's designs promise us more than our desires. Painting the pump doesn't purify the product. Good cheer puts love's gifts into caskets of gold. Where faith goes out soul famine comes in. A good nature is not always a good character. Gingerbread on the steeple can not feed the people. Toe the devil's line and you must march to his time. God's presence makes a desert a garden of paradise. A tailor-made man will satisfy a trinket-hearted woman. A swindle can not be sanctioned by calling it a church fair. Nothing is more unpractical than the neglect of the spiritual. When you find one sharp as a needle he is all eye and no head. When angels sing they do not have to wait for cultivated ears. The least prayer that reaches God's throne shakes his footstool. She Kept Still A certain gushing lady took her 4-year-old daughter to a photographer. The little one could not be made still. The camera man was as nice and suave as he could be, called the child all tho sweet, endearing names he could think of, while using every de vice of gentle persuasion to make the little wlggler keep still. Fnially he turned to the despairing mother and "Madam, if you will leave your dar ling with mo for a few minutes I think I can succeed in taking her lovely face to perfection." The mother withdrew for a short time. Soon the photofrapher sum moned her back and exhibited a high ly satisfactory negative. When they reached home the mother asked. "Nellie, what did that nico gentle man say to you when I left you alone with him?" , "Well, ho thaid," lisped Nellie, 'If you don't thit sthill, you ugly, squint eyed monkey, I'll thake the life ouL of your trembling carcath.' Then I that very sthill, mamma!" New York Tribune. His Fears Were Realized A Georgia statesman says that while he was in the shop of an opiician in Atlanta he once heard an amusing conversation between the proprietor ot the establishment and an aged darkey, who was just leaving the place with a pair of new spectacles. As the old chap ncared the door his eye lighted upon a most extraordinary lookly instrument conspicuously placed upon a counter. The venerable negro paused for several moments to gaze in open-mouthed wonder at this thing, the like of which ho had never seen before. After a long struggle with his curiosity, he was vanquished. Turning to the optician, ua said: "What is it, boss?" "That is an opthalmomcter," replied tho optician, in his gravest manner. "Sho!" muttered tho old man to himsolf as he backed out of the door, his eyes still fastened upon tho cu rious looking thing on tho counter. "Sho, dat's what I was afeared it was." Youth's Companion. mMMMm ill PLKJHB l"l M ximm tnlimmml ff( Just as They Aro 1 Si ru m 1) xwm, m m iMmm UJI' Iff S Tho cat show a thorn catalog I- 228 tells fm I nil about thorn. Notice tho low supply ( N can, bottom food, wholly enclosed gears, WL Cff abionco of oil oupaorholos. Noothor Wk l separator has thoso advantages. wJ Ths Sharpies Ce. P. M. Sfcsrpttc ( Ml Chicago, III. Wni Chf.lH, Pa. Vm flaking Tho People Pay One of New York's tailors, famous now for a score of years, made a for tune by his claim to being the most expensive man in the business. He always managed to charge more than any of his rivals and was proud of that distinction, which he never failed to Impress on his customers, who pre sumably wore indifferent to expense. Now a new hotel is going to struggle for the same sort of reputation. "I shall net charge more than from 10 to 15 per cent more than tho other hotels of the same class as mine," the proprietor said, "and I don't thinf Americans will object to paying it. I have "always found that tho wealthy people are indifferent to price so long as they feel they are getting their money's worth. So I don't mind tell ing how much more than the other, hotels I shall charge.". Exchange. Lawyer and Judge Agreed The Ninth district of Ohio was rep resented in congress by Judge Hall, and this good story is told of him while he was on the bench in the court of common pleas: A case of some importance was reached on the docket and the parties and witnesses were on hand. The at torney for the plaintiff, Charles Brown, was considerably in his cups, a condition which seemed chronic with the really brilliant lawyer. He sub mitted motion after motion, and the court did not appear to humor his ex travagant demands, realizing, too, that the attorney was not in a condition to proceed with the case. Brown was persistent, and Judge Hall, becoming somewhat irritated, said: "It Is tho opinion of this court that the counsel for tho plaintiff is pecu liarly disqualified at this time for con ducting this case before the court." "What's that, your honor?" de manded the intoxicated lawyer. "Tho court believes tho counsel for the plaintiff entirely too drunk to con tinue with the case." "That is the first correct decision I ever knew your honor to render." Washington Post. Just Dead Since William A. Stone rethed from the governor's chair In Pennsylvania, eighteen months ago, he seems to have lost all his political ambitions. Happening Into Philadelphia recent ly the ex-governor was approached by a newspaper reporter who couldn't understand why aman who once had an eye on the United States senator ship and who was regarded as a strong state leader should be so consistently quiet. "What Is your place in politics, Gov ernor?" asked tho reporter. "I'll tell you a story," replied the ex governor. "A friend of mine up in my county of Tioga was driving along a lonely road. Arriving in a small town ho saw a group of men standing on a street corner talking. He drove to the curb and asked what was the trou ble. "'Oh, nuthin'. Bill Jones is dead "My friend assumed a sad expres sion, said he was sorry, and continued: "'What's the complaint?' "'No complaint,' responded one of the farmers, 'everybody 'round here's satisfied.' And I guess they are in my case." New York Times. A NOTRE DAME LADY'S APPEAL. 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