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The Commoner.
VOLUME 4, NUMBER 17,
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Bright Diseaseand
Diabetes ourea
University Cbemkt Acting as Judge
Irvino K. Molt, M. D or Cincinnati, 0., dom
onutmted bolero tho editorial board ofthoKwsn
ina Port, ono of tho leading daily papers or Gin-
remedy to euro tho worst
forms oi kldnoy diseases.
Later a public test was In
Btilutcd under tho ntjspi
clcs of tho Vori, and live
ense of Uright'a Disease
and Dlnhetca were select
ed by them nnd placed
under Dr. Moll's care. In
thrco months' time nil
were pronounced cured,
nun of Uio most nroinl-
nrtit Vniversltlcs in tho United Stutes having
been chosen by the Pont to make exaininullon
of tho cases bo 'ore and after treatment.
Any ono desiring to read the detailt of this
public test ran obtain copies of the papers by
writing to Dr. Mott lor them
This public demonstration gavo Dr. Mott on
international reputation Unit has brought him
into correspondence with pcoplo all over the
world, and Si voral noted Europeans aro num
bered among thoso who havo taken his treat
ment and been cured.
The doctor will correspond with those who
tire suffering with llrlght's Dlscaso, Diabetes or
nnv kid no v trouble, either In the first. Interme
diate or last staqcs, and will be pleased to give
his expert opinion Irco to t hoso who wllLsend
him a description of their symptoms. An essay
which tho doctor has prepared about kidney
troubles and dcscrlblnglils new method of'trcat
ment will also bo mailed by him. Correspon
denco for this purpose should bo addressed to
IIIVINUIC. MOTT, M. I)., 81) Mitchell Uulldlug,
Cincinnati, Ohio.
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Groat opportune
ucsoiroroa. liook
oxplalning about
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t B. Mills, Box 253,
The Hoalth Food F ad.
Colonel Peter Crulksliank was a
"health food" crank,
And ho sought with his might and
his main
For ev'ry new brand on the grocery
stand
With the protein part of the grain.
He would amble right by with an un
seeing eo
All the juicy and tender beefsteak,
But with pleasure he'd greet either rye,
oats or wheat
In the shape of the crisp malted
flake. r
He dined in the morn on some cold
"Eat-a-corn,"
And at noon on some crisp Flake-a-wheat;"
And later, at six, he- would joyfully
mix
Some thin "Oat-a-mush" porridge to
eat.
With his health breakfast food it was
well understood
Only "Roastemrye"" coffee he'd
quaff;
And then at high noon only sweet
"Juice-a-prune,"
And drink them at eve half-and-half.
He had a long speech on the merits
of each,
And said they set blood running
free;
And with mouth opened wide emphat
ically cried;
"None of animal food give to me!
Dyspepsia will greet ev'ry man who
will eat
Of the flesh of the steer and the
swine;
But he who partakes of the crisp malt
ed flakes
Will in comfort and pleasure ere
dine!'
Colonel Peter Crulksliank at last grew
so ran it
On tho subjects of protein and malt,
That his friends in despair with deep
rage did declare
It was time to command him to
halt.
They conferred for a while with full
many a smile
And they fixedTup an elegant gag
And one day on the street they gave
Colonel Pete
A handsomely painted nosebag.
WHote Howard'FfcUled.
Judge Edgar Howard, editor of the
Columbus (Neb.) Telegram, is a lawyer
by profession, but prefers editing a
strong democratic newspaper to engag
ing in the quirks and kinks of the legal
profession. This may not be financial
ly profitable to Judge Howard, but it
has proved of groat benefit to the cause
of genuine democracy.
Judge Howard was in Lincoln a
short time ago, and while "talking
shop" with a little coterie of news
paper men at tho Lindoll told of an
incident that happened during the year
or two that he was out of the news
paper business and in the legal busi
ness. . "It was down in Papillion," said the
judge, "and I had just opened up my
law office after selling my newspaper
I was waiting for clients and amulg
myself .by writing editorials and then
throwing them away. One day a man
came in and asked if I would give him
some legal advice. Of course I said 1
would, and ho immediately stated his
case. 1
'He said tie had just moved into the
neighborhood from over in ttfc south
part of the county, and I recognized
his name as that of a werMo-do farm
er. Ho went on to say tnat he had
planted a number of trees on his new
place, and that a neighbor's cow had
broken through the fence ana gnawed
the trees bare of bark and bues.
" 'Now, what I want to know,' said
the man, 'is whether 1 can make my
neighbor pay for the damage?'
"I told him he certainly had a good
case, but perhaps he could settle it by
presenting the bill to the neighbor
with an explanation of the affair, and
thus provent any costly litigation.
With a grin the man hauled oufe a bill
for $13.50 and handed it to me, saying
that it was my cow that had eaten the
trees. Of course I couldn't do any
thing else than pay him, so I gave him
a check for the amount."
"But of course you cnarged him at
least $20 for your advice?" said one of
the listening newspaper boys.
"Yes, I sent him a bill for just that
amount, but it came back from the
postoffice marked 'not found.' "
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Ono on "R.ox M."
"Gene" Mayfleld, who edits the Chil-
Idren's Department of the Omaha
World-Herald, has endeared himself
to the little folks by his animal stories,
and his name is a household word in
thousands of western homes.
Mr. Mayfield's friends are telling a
little- story about him, and it is good
enough to print, even though it may
not be founded on actual fact.
A few weelcs ago a gentleman from
the western part of Nebraska had bus
iness in Omaha, and took his little
girl, aged 8, with him. It was her
first trip to the Nebraska metropolis,
and it was full of interest to her. .Fa
ther and daughter had been in Omaha
but a few hours when the little one
said:
"Papa:, you know you promised to
take me to see 'Rex M.' "
Recalling the promise the gentleman
took the little girl to the World-Herald
office and inquired for the room occu
pied by Mr. Mayfteld. When It was
pointed out the gentleman approached
the door, but just as he reached forth
to kno'ck, the little gin exclaimed:
"Wait, papa. Before I go in I want
you to go in and see If they are all
there."
'See if what are there?" queried
papa.
"All his animals. If they are in
there he must promise not to let 'em
loose while I'm in there, and he must
make 'em talk to me."
"But he only writes about 'make be
lieve animals,' sweetheart," said papa.
i.The,n, lm not goinS in" said the
ulxb gia "ir tney are only make be
lieve .animals then he may be onlv a
make believe man, and I'm not going
to be fooled into talking with only a
make believe." y
And despite all the father could say
or do the little girl refused to see the
jolly young fellow wno has made
"Nipper" and a host of other animals
seem real to tho .little folks. Ulmals
Immune.
The management of the great far
tory had just posted a notice of a Wae
reduction of 40 per cent, and a Com
mittee from the employes wXrt
.Our wages were none too S as
they were," saId the chairman of fl
wswrssssaS
do without many of the necessaries of
nee.
'I assure you, gentlemen," said tho
suave superintendent, "that wo did not
make this wage reduction because of
our desire to increase our own divi
dends. We did it for.tue good of our
employes."
"How do you make that out?" quer
ied the astonished commiUee.
Reaching into a drawerbf" his desk
the superintendent drew forth a copy
of tho leading mqdical magazine and
proceeded tp read an article where
it was stated tnat Americans ate too
.much.
"Being solicitous ror the health of
our employes," said the superintend
ent when he had finished reading, "wo
took this method of preventing them
from injuring their health and dig
tion by over-eating. Good day."
Not being versed in medical lore the
committee was forced to withdraw
and take time for consideration,
Groat Discovery.
When Mr. Dufileld entered the door
after a day of hard work at the of
fice, his wife met him with a beaming
smile.
"0, John," she exclaimed; "I have
just the best news."
"Baby got a new tooth?"
"0, better than that." .
"Johnnie home without a- hole in
the toe of his shoe?"
"0, quit your nonsense, dear; this is
really good news."
"Well, out with it, my dear. I'm all
attention."
"I was just looking over that St.
Louis paper you brought home last
night, and what do you-think! I found
in It the name of Mrs. Jocelyn Smith.
Who do you think its?"
"Blamed if I knows What is it
you've got?" !T
"Wliy, Mrs. Jocelyn Smith is the
Miss Jocelyn Derby-that used to be,
and I- knew her when I was a little
girl. Her folks lived in Spunkville
when 'my foks did, and we often met
on our way to school. I remember
her just as well."
"What's good about all that?"
"Why, John! Can't you see? We
can go to the exposition now. I'm
sure dear Jocelyn will be awfully glad
to have us visit her for a week or
two."
Whoct It Is.
"Bilkins is writing a play."
"That so? What kind of a play will
it be?" '
"Well, Bilkins thinks it will be a
comedy, and that's w.erethe tragedy
will come in."
Brain-Leaks.
The early worm baits the hook.
Beware of the Trusts bearing gifts.
A smiling face pays fare a long
distance in the business world.
When we do our 3vel best God be
gins where we have to leave off.
The Congressional Record contains a
lot of political history that never hap
pened. The agnostic says, "I don't know."
Tho Christian says, "I believe." But
God knows.
The firm of Hustle & Skill suc
ceeds in the fl61d where Complaint &
Grouch go bankrupt
We have heard prayers so eloquent
that we felt sure they were prepared
for the ears, of the multitude.
The "older we grow the more wo
wonder that we ever saw anything
pleasant about a church "social."
Optimism doesn't consist in hunting
for 'dark clouds in order to have a
chance for looking for silver linings.
After a man has reached forty no
spends a goodly share of his time talc
ing stock fit what he thought ho kne
and sifting out itll that is not wortn
while.
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