The commoner. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-1923, February 26, 1904, Page 10, Image 10
5' t tmt mmHimttm The Commoner. VOLUME 4, NUMBER j, .:. Keep Sinking. Tho world's all right if you're doing . your part, .With smiles on your face and with joy In your heart; And chill blasts of winter that blow will ero soon Bo banished by sunlight and roses of June, Tho, sunshine and flowers of June. If cloudy today do not sit with a sigh, For oven tho darkest of clouds will roll by; But look for tho lining of silvery hue ,That sparkles with light in the bow of tho blue, The beautiful sheen of the blue. (Pross onward with hopo, though tho shadows are deep, 'And burdens grow heavy and pathway is steep; For sooner or later will come a glad day When burdens and shadows will van ish away. Forever and ever away. iWith songs in your heart and with smiles on your face, Press steadily onward in life's busy race; 'And, sure as the'- seasons, when toil ing is done, .You'll get the reward of a race that's well run, Successfully, earnestly run. Good Romody. "I have been compelled to take something for my appetito lately." "What are you taking?" "Thrco meals a day.' Spoaks From Exporlorvco. "I see that Dr, Wiseman says that no young man should go into politics unless ho has plenty of money" "Woll, there'? something in that." said Senator Graball. "It's alwajs woll ho havo plenty of capital when JiUig0 I,10.1.0 business. It insures quicker dividends." Quid Pro Quo. Mr7TUT ar arJazy wretch!" exclaimed work at your office, but you merely loaf away your time. You never earned a dollar in your life.'' And yet," murmured Mr. Henry 5B2 l0W HIS Wio could not heaV, and y0t people say I married you for your money.-' Groo.t Scheme. You say you have a great thine .Oh?" queried thu promoter. you" ihlnk? I know it, sir. This is mortal man. All it needs is a little monoy to push it along." 3hat lmve you eolr f fVe ot a subatitute for all sub stitutes for coffee." i Al?11 , thQ promoter iraniediatniv reached for his check-book y Envy. "Look here, pard," remarked Hitto do .Rhodes, 'Mis is what I call rubbW rSat,f do mattr now; cull?" nUer iod Waydown Pike, pushing anSther splinter under tho can uumer "Matter enough," growled Hitte "It's been only a year or two 1 nee' wo wuz a-weopin' over th' woes o poor Cuba, an' here she goes an' borrys t'irty-five millions .0' plunks. T'ink of it, Pikoy boy t'irty-five mil lions. An' we who wuz alius weepin' over Cuba's woes can't borry de price of a duck." "Well, it is a disgrace, Hitte, mo boy. But jus' t'ink o' de hustlin' Cuba had ter do t' git it!" Glorious Victory "The Russian batteries have been silenced, sir," reported the Japanese captain. "Good!" exclaimed the general com manding. "How did you silence them?" "We shot every vowel out of 'em, sir," proudly replied the brave captain. Uncle Jason. "I have noticed," remarked Uncle Jason, crowding a little nearer to the stove, "I've noticed that the men who are quickest and loudest to demand goin' to war for a nrinninls. iisniniiv have a whole lot of interest rtfinnnriin vu tue result. Solved. "I helieve Cumso has solved the problem of aerial navigation." "What makes you think so? Has he made a flying machine and tested it under all conditions?" ''He's made the machine all right, but he hasn't tried it yet" "Then how do you know it will work?" "He's made the wings out of five dollar bills, and everybody knows that monoy flies." Six Yoa.rs Old. Six years old? 0 my, 0 my! Goodness sakes. how time does fly' It seems no longer than yester night The angels came from the vaulted blue, Bearing on wings of the purest white A tinv bit of n.n Ain o.if a ium... :"" -a""3 . ""u uaujr anu tnat was you. Six years old? Well you don't say! Where s my babe of yesterday? Going to school? Well I declare' A big girl now, hut you'll always bo The same sweet babe with blue eyes And curling wealth of golden hair The same sweet little babe to me. Six years old? And goes to school' Sings by note and works by rule MyAn 57 J52! take pw Cm niirHii t i ; im srowlng old. uut still i Sing from fa "iU- Because at eve I'll cat? j&t " Of Bwet-faced girl with curls of Compromised. tST the mem. Proposition." MUlt mo wi your mtenHo".0 tT nl ESS?" &&! m'oS JLSSSS5 y tor member-elect snorted the tnat you are nf tf t0mthe Iact you have not tawS an mcIal. as Therefore my Sit n? ath of . only bo technical'' ' 3 yu cal1 lt n h2&nUr. aunnnred ti,. l--ence.eSd1y? name and addresB and I will look up other applicants for that postofflce. Your mention of technicalities gives me an idea. Good-day; glad you called." Brain Loalcs. ' Ho who sows doubt reaps despair. Tomorrow's time is easily spent to day. ' You cannot cure faults by watering them with tears. Vnn lon'f nnwv Knnl insurance with out paying the premiums. The worth of the son is not meas ured by the wealth of the father. We'd hate to endure anything more melancholy than the average fashion able call. You cannot tell by the size of the monument the worth of the man who lies beneath it. The man who jokes on the subject of gas meters seldom uses gas. The gas meter is no joke. There may be more comfort with a furnace, but there is more enjoyment with the old-fashioned fireplace. If we judge a man's knowledge bv the size of his head, why not judge how far ho can walk by the size of his feet? A lot of men build reputations for being "good fellows" at the expense of tho happiness and comfort of their wives. The COld that a woman will endure in order to appear In a fashionable dress would freeze a Minnesota lum berjack to death. A Lincoln man Tecenlly resolved to spend an liour a day thinking of his faults. He is now in a thoughtful mood moBt of the time. We are thinking APrinnaiir t .. ing gold medals for the amateur cham pion woodsawer and coal carrier. Would there be any contestants? When a man finds it inconvenient to live according to the win rf u ter he usuaUy finds it very easy to in- - m, ..".uiv.fcn.cu system or nig own. Perhaps we are wrong, but we never SS? if a i? of &Tls orfianizing a thilw f GiF ?, Club" but ate think it is a plain bid for matrimony. leamWitwleVla l0t of g00d WPle to fKShM ? p0puiar Sftme of n2n iS n?ins moro than e Chi nese game of "fan tan,' with a few slight changes to make it easier? Just as soon as the people becin 2enHng ?Pial rePresentativ?s in leg slative bodies the special representa tives of selfish interests will have to work harder to earn their money! Golden Passes. Five Englishmen enjoy a dlstInp. Uon conferred on no other Br tons They are the possessors of tS to Person whom the railway comp me aesire to reward for serv ce7of signal value to th M w vices of. one lBBw.: ! r companies, m for services ronJere tn Was glveu in a disastrous ; raSSL ? ?fssengerS recipient in this 5i y accident. The of GloucesL vhose ? Ue Blaop gold, carried by the wJB?8 is of M chain charm. London I Pbas a waW four owners of gold nnf Wers names vit'os rendered di?cctl?teSHf0r epr panies. Lord Jamil HZ Jhe com-i-hus rewarded Cm lleretord wgp tor, ortterfmerdarV7nIC afi, w between the d!rocto?i nf a dlsP,,te western Railwav !!I?f the North of their V?- cmPany nnd sni" -- uuiuiinn .- wiiin w"4 oittir ' i -..,. Get My Book, if Sick. Itort &d a Peony. Don't Bend penny. JubI wait till you eo what I can dn jour friendship , yonr ndonJmon fflW.,.,M rora wholoinonth you can u&iftlfcfi Dr. Shoqp's Restorative A Month on Trial, I will absolutely stand all tho cost if i r.n wy. "It did not help ino,':that ends It L S! " m you Is concerned. Do TotfnndeMtand Sf r iM C()St t0 lnsr it m plainly, M clwriy as i can Tnntln M know absolutely and without doubt that thu ?r0U mado on honor. I havo tho nreacrititim, is ,otIct li My only problem te to . ooSSnco f!S that nrlchCUrc? Itestorativowlll curo-ls an tmcommon mP8 onimon remedy could not stand f ?SS ilMl' h I am fiucceedlnar orerytThoro and horo Ib thn . JlB? my success. I found Invariably that wVn,ih,ecrctot woaknoss. tho Inside am wSwlk. hSS!?8 was a lack or vitality, Uie t Mtrcs inSS,iIhew Whoro woakorKans wore found , I25ii SifnWrC nerves. Not tho nervosxommonly tffihUf imnS vital organs norves. Tho Inslde-th" inffibio Srr ronjody failed Just Ihiakr t Vou oMO SiVS of my oircr. Tell Jilm. Got my book for him n IXSISS SlhforfthUo8-hoK Simply state which boot you want and ad dress Dr. Snoop. Box 3515, Racine, Wit. Mllrl oan 1. 1 -. , ... ..u taom, uut uuxuuiu, ore oitcu cureu wiia one or two Taottlcs. At dniffists. I Great Northern, Metropolitan and Southeastern railways, respectively, are "goia pass" men. Answers rawer paively remarlts: "All' these legisla tors have worked hard on various railway bills." These Dasses are per manent, and enable their owners to pass free "from any station to any station." Philadelphia Public Ledger. TOOK 0. 1 Off DTrtriU took no. J ok th i amvt jbook wo. s on Tins kid.mii ftnnr urn a n waiitv BOOK NO.' rOXXXK. (mI4 ROOX MO. 0 OK XHIOXATUK words, he was presento . , , ta r ass. for 8ettlin?ntrikaWi? lhe bei's of parliament dirn?18 iaoin- l Sectors ot the The Needs of Japan. During each of tho last five years the United States has purchased more of the products of Japan than any other country, and more than all of Europe, yet British India and Great Britain each sell raore to Japan than does the United States. During 1S03, however, tho Imports from the United States increased 13 per cent, as com pared with 1901, while those from most European countries fell off. Tho United States continues to surpass all other countries in furnishing Japan ese importations of electric light ap paratus nr InnfriirnnTifa olnntrli TTin- tors, fire engines and pumps, liour, sole leather, kerosene oil, lubricating oil, paraffin wax, cardboard, leaf to bacco, timber other than teak, bicy cles and electric light wire. The ex portation of flour by the United States to Japan is threatened by Canada, lhe Dominion people are making a strong effort to Increase their trade in the east, and,, at the Osaka Expo sition, now open, the Canadians aro spoken of as having the largest and u uAiumi n any or tno iuicib" countries. .They are striving espe cially to advertise the merits of Ca nadian flour. As a result it is re Ported that several large orders havo already been received for that prod- Uf.r.. TMia TTifj-.i Liii t. i. fur- nishing from 96 to 99 per cent of all tno flour imported Into Japan, and last year this commodity ranked third in value among the imports from the United States, raw sinned cotton be ing tho first and kerosene oil the sec ond. The most important import from Canada durJnK , 1902 . was. salted sal "mnand ,troift f. which she to nislved nearIywJce' airiiich as the United States, Chicago Inter-Ocean, k. ahpttlct&fc.! f u?'4j