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The Commoner.
VOLUME i, NUMBER 5.
10
RHEUMATISM
Vhf Treatment that hi Cured Thousand! of
Clironlo Invalids, Without Cost
TRY IT PREB
Thousandsof
chronlo BUfrcrcm
from rhcumatUm
liavo thrown awar
tliclr crutches and
boon completely
cured by tbo Dr.
Jobbtrcatmont.tho
only discovery that
positively Roos to
tho vory seat or tho
dlBonso and drives
ovcry vefitlijo of
t)olMn from tbo
system.
Dr. Job!) finds
that no two cases of
rheumatism nro
ox a illy alike, and
prepares r p o c I n I
remedies for each
caso. Why spend
tlmoand money on
stork prescription,
nil dipped from tho
Haino barrel? Pai
ont medicines aro
a lottory. iboy
may help but moro often Injure, sometimes boyond ro
domptlon. Tho Dr. J ebb treatment li sure, aafo, and
cireotlvo. Wo euro hundreds whero others euro one,
bocauso wo treat tho Individual caso. Wrllo us a plain,
honest loiter, tolllmr truthfully your condition, and
how Ionic you have hnd rheumatism. I'pon rocolpt of
your letter, wo will send you by prepaid mall, Fit UK
OF ALL Vi)Wl a trial treatment, put up especially for
your Individual caso.
Don't suirorlotiRcr when health and happiness Is
within your irrar.p. Wrlto us today and tho trial treat
mont that will Btart you on tho road to health wll bo
sent at once. Address tho J ebb llumedy Co., Ltd 50
KlUKman Uldir., liattlo Creek, Mich.
CATARRH
is the most prevalent of diseases. It Is n local
nllmi'iit nl tho mucous membrane as well as
constitutional and
CAN BE
eradicated by proper trentment. Dr. Sykca
cured himself In 1870. uml the treatment has
CURED
thousands since, and by using Dr. Sykcs'
Buro Cure lor Catarrh will euro you. Send
lor tho best book on catarrh ever published.
Mailed free.
DK. 8YKK8' ftUttlC CUKE CO.
Department 01l8So.LcavlttSt., Chicago, 111.
Cancer
CURED BY NEW METHOD
A sato and palnloBS homo trcatmont that has
completely cured thousauds In ton to twenty days
that physicians had doclarod Incurable Full In
formation bont freo to sufferers or their friends.
With testimonials of cured patients and of ovory
county olllclal, baukor and minister of Lebanon
Address Dr. Curry Caucor Curo Co., Box 1117.
lobailou, Ohio.
Cancer Cured
WITH SOOTHING, BALMY OILS.
Cancor, Tumor. Catarrh. Plica, Fistula. Ulcers.
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PEOPLES SUPPLY CO.
Dent. 177. KANSAS OITY. uo.
ill
aDEATH TO HEAVES
RKWT0M8Bmt, fetch, Bto.
ttnptr u ldigetla tar.
A. veterinary oiwcifio fur wind.
n ton 4 am.V klAhiAAk IaI.I -.
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wj, ucaicra. Minor KX. II1.
Tbo Newton Kejne4rCe
Toledo, Ohl
iMrfliioaflrjIot
Look For tho Bost.
I mat a fellnr th' other day
Who said th' world was goln' t
smash;
That it was awful th' rapid way
We was approachin' th' final crash.
An' he pulled his face clear out o'
place
While statin' his views upon th' case.
An' I tell von
I felt quite blue
An' I slcurcely knew what best t' do.
"Sho's out o' kcltcr," says he t' me,
A meanin' th' world, "an a-gittin'
wuss;
There's nothin that's good as I c'n
see,
An' all is mixed in a dreadful muss.
Th' wrong is on top an' we can't stop
Th' awful growth of th' evil crop."
An' I felt glum,
I .did, I vum,
A-fearin' a reign o' woe would come.
That feller Just talked in that there
strain
Till I was feelin' like suicide.
Thinks I, if ho is right It Is plain
It's better a man curled up an' died.
If life is woo then I want t' go
T' th' other sPe o' Jordan's flow.
An' with a groan
I fetched a moan
An' piked off homeward all alone.
When I saw my wife, savs I to her,
"This world Is wicked an' full o
graft,
An'" An' then she give th' fire a
stir
An' looked r.t mo an' laffed an'
laffed.
"You poor or goose, there ain't no use
For a man like you t' just turn loose
An' kick on things
Th' ol' world brings
Just sing away till th music rings"
That's what she said, an she said
more, too.
Says she, "You're lucky as you c'n
be; ,
For you've a job an' some ol' friends
true,
An' there's th' babies, an' what cf
me?
You've a roof o'eihead, a good warm
bed,
An' three meals dally, before you
spread.
Th' world awry?
That's in your eye
It's a-gettin' better as days go by."
An' she laffed an' sung an' worked
away
Till blamed If things didn't look
real bricht:
An my heart beat high an' I felt gay.
lYAV mySlf' ,,She'S right' a11
I've health an' life, an' babes an' wife
An' strength fr work in th' busy
strife. '
I'll do my best
An' work with zest
An' trust in th' Lord-Ho'll do th' rest.
His Choice.
"My friends " said the president of
the Associated States Bessemer com
pany "the last year has been one of
great success to us, and tho board of
directors has deo.idnri t .i " t?,.01
acknowledgements to our armv f
f S en?lPlnT T Sdel
with us nti?, Int0 Partnership
fi,ir n In1tul8 enterprise, and with
SVrveallSteTto
stock nronortlnnnrZ up COIon
stock proportioned to So tern HX
vice of the recipient." m 0f Ser
1 havo been with the firm ,1,1,
years," said a brawny workman in
the rear of the hall. "How much does
that entitlo me to?"
"That," said the president, refer
ring to his schedule, "entitles you to
sixteen shares of our common stock."
"And it's ours to keep or to trade?"
"Yes', sir; there are ho strings to
this award."
"Thank you, sir; and might I ask
if you'll give me a dozen eggs for my
allotment and call it square?"
Nomoclaturo.
"If there is anything on earth that
makes me tired," remarked thb trav
eling man In tho checked suit, "it is
the outlandish names those Russians
and Japanese have for their towns and
rivers and warships."
"Does make a fellow's jaws sore
trying to pronounce them," said the
grocery salesman.
"Well I guess yes," said the traveler
in the checked suit. "It seems that
they pick on the blamedest lot o'
names in the world just on purpose to
make it difficult for a man to keep
track of things Their Witches' and
their 'oskies' and their 'shimas' and
all that sort o' thing ought to be pro
hibited as a breach of tho laws of
civilization. Such outlandish names
make me tlied."
"Yes, it is wearisome," said the
hardware salesman.
"Worse than that," said the man
in the checked suit, grabbing a pen
and turning the hotel register towards
him. "It is a crime."
And then the protesting travoler
registered:
"Micah Abimilech Squeeldonk, Ken
nebunkportoscroggin, Maine."
Futile.
"My countrymen," said the patriot,
"our dreams of building a new re
public are shatter wl "
Loud cries of anguish rent the air
at this report of the one they tiusted
to such an unusual degiee.
"I fear we vill have to submit,"
continued the patriot.
"But why have you lost hope?"
queried one of the multitude.
"I havo examined the ground thor
oughly," replied the patriot, "and 1
find that we have no canal site to sell
and havo nothing more than a lot of
resources to develop."
Instantly the true state of affairs
dawned upon even the most benighted
man present, and slowly and sadly
the crowd dispersed,, readv to bo
Sr??1!7 assimlIted when the
guns and hose arrived.
Gastronomic.
KySl,ano0r n'T" cxclalm,!, Mt8-
lyuuenarte, i am so sorrv vour
health prevents you from working
What is the trouble?" worKing
i-,Ii'Sr.st?iach truble, ma'am" re
plied Grafton Grubbs. mauxu re
Stomach trouble?"'
"Yes, ma'am If it wasn't fr
SHE? LvT hayG ?"
Dut jus lay 'roun' an' enjoy meselt."
Perfectly Safe.
teXTi are fu" oi
His R.oason.
STL aro you
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Suffering from Catarrh.
Dr. Blosser, the celebrated Catarrh
Specialist of tho South, offers a trial
sample of his valuable remedy to any
one suffering from Catarrh, Bron
chitis, Asthma, Catarrhal Deafness,
etc. The remedy ig applied in the
form of a medicated smoke-vapor,
which, being inhaled, makes a direct
treatment of the diseased parts.
Wonderful success has attended tho
use of this remedy. Thousands of
cases have been cured many ot them
wore of 15, 20, 25 and even 40 years
standing. The cost of the treatment
is very moderate, and a three aays
treatment will bo mailed to any suf
ferer who will write at once. Address,
Dr. Blosser Co., 139 Walton St., At
lanta, Ga: t
eloquently pleading for civic reform?"
"For two reasons." One is that
Bings don't belong to my party, and
the other is that hetoeans what ho
says." -,-
Broiin Loa&s. ,
Choose wisely, enjoy iong.
Dirty dollars are .not cleaned by
giving.
Piety is more than perjunclcry
praying.
Men curse their luck when they lose
their pluck.
Christianity s just as good to live
by as it is to die by. "
Money may buy reputation, but it
cannot buy character.
A starving man is not likely to take
time, to study a tract.
Honesty is moie than keeping out
of the sheriff's clutches.
To some men home is qnlv a place
where they can get a warm -meal.
Morality is something more than
merely refraining from doing wrong.
An old story well told s better
than a new story spoiled in tho tell
ing. The weak man is usually strong
enough to lay the blame on some one
else.
Satan selects his bait with care,
and never fishes with a hook that's
bare.
The height of impudence is for a
gas company to water its stock and
then pump air through its mains.
There are mn who have o spend
all of today trying to recall what they
were planning to do whilo it was
yesterday.
ARE WE HONEST?
tiiWiJ. Hlar t0 yunnd I boliovo you will
onnT?.iaiitCuP0U BC0 th0 b00k' ThO book 13
XSSmSyS0? ?ysei,f' d " is toade up of tho
J v hXrri 0tche3 th&1 lmvo appeared lu tho
CoiinLCominonotlNpt,'doPrt,ncnt of The
tffi ulcr ad ln other Publications. I wroto
s do nn Klf Th0 b00k Iaclotl1 bound Sid
B?vnn JSl?k BiaJnps' foreword by Mr. 'V. J.
la? 7 pas3, Th0 prlc l3 0no Do1"
A Fair Proposition.
nicloT K1.?1, end yon tho book onsns
FnS thA Jiou thl?k lt I wortn a d0"ar, send
Sioi M, l?y' Jf y, not think so send tho
tear nont1BOOdiCOXI3 "op-nural wear nnd
twl nn P,ecr d7and we n CQl1 !t Muaro. I make
bonir .lvoc,ason8-no "! think tbo
voS whumIS th0 dol,lnr n.nd secondly, I think
you win think so and send mo tbo money. But
l inHf "ntisfled witu whatever you do. It's Juat
phyBlcian. Ur n Pay" dcal with your famlly
An Open Confession,
ftiSftj0?.wou1 llk0 10 kQow why I am bo
ffij rlnn11!7 b,0k- I,U t0 tOll JOU, bUt
finS-rt?nt0llRn?b0dy-1 eod the mohoy.
pov ,p m? CRrd flnd Sfty you'd like to re
SintoffLn0?16 on.fMpIolonl I'll take it for
Ft 2Sfi ?Jnff ia wli,llnC to pay for it If you like
WILL M. MAOPIN,
ao9a South i7th St. Lincoln, Nfk
the firm eight
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