i - pTfy n3 -kt" t-T-Ti!Jb'' "r-fr -iQ"V"Vr H'm&mwmtvww i w. whwwpwi The Commoner, 4 VOLUME 3, NUMBER iiiiMMiii in The Commoner ISSUED WEEKLY. Filtered at the'postofllcc at Lincoln. Nebraskaa eccond rlfiltf mnl) matter. Cre Year $i.ae lx A ontha 50c In CIma e! g or wore, pr yr 7fc Three Mentha aC 5liifl Copy s pnle Ceple Free. FotciB Pojtagf 52c Extra. SLBfcCRIPTIONS can be sent direct to Tk Commonir They can oho be sent through newbpnpcrs which have adver tlted a clubbing rate, or through local agents, where such apenta have been appointed. All remittances should be sent by post ofllce money order, express order, or by bank drait on Now lork or Chicago Xo aot send individual checks, etantpB,or fcioney RENEWALS. The dote on yonr wrapper shows when your tultcriptlpn will ezpirp. Thus, Jan., '04, means that payment Las been, received' to and Including the Just Issue 01 January ,GJ. Twoweekp arc required niter moucy ib, received bcioro the date on wrapper can be changed. CHANGE OP ADDkfcSS. Subscribers requesting a change c address must giye tho 6,L.D as well as the KKW address. AUYEkTl5INU rates iurnished upon application. Addreaa 11 communications to , THE I COMMONER, LlaicoIiB, Ncfc . Postmaster General Payne's laughter just now has that hollow and insincere sort of sound. Ten years ago republican papers said wages were -"going4' democratic.'? -Are they now going Hannapatic? ''"I can see no reason why I should resign;" says Perry Heath. Have Mr. Roosevelt's chances, then, grown so small? , ; The Conrad-Bonaparte report seemij to have pretty effectually cooled ,Postinaster General Paynols "hot air" blast. Florida wants a ship caDal, and it may be that a little secession might have profitable in fluence at Washington, '.In the meantime Perry Heath clings to tho Hanna( life preserver and makes ugly faces Jn tho direction of tho White house'. Emperor William's voice may he weak, but his whispered remarks about Waterloo seem to have echoed throughout - Great Britain. Editor Charles Emory Smith is kept quite busy these days explaining the official record of ex-Postmaster General Charles Emory Smith. The rumor that the Boers may' make another effort may bo an indication, that the. Boers have discovered an opportunity to sell a canal to us. i J. Pierpont.Mougan is reported to have offered $250,000,101' thOs original manuscript of Milton's "Paradise- Lost."1 Money may buy the manuscript. ' " i . . .OS Is'thfpe any moral difference "between setfing a postoflice appointment for money and trading it for active support in a campaign for reflection? -i '.M! 1, .The f 'Iowa idea," according tooOelonel "Lafe" Young, is:.to stand in with the. gentleman: who pre sides at the, spigot of tho g. o,p. campaign barrel. It is quite a commoti? thing for an accused person to demand a courti of Inquiry after all ef forts to get free through political pull have failed. ..1 Tho wrongig; not so much towards Colombia as it is towards our national tradition and our national honor. This is the Important fact to remembor , .v Mc. McKinley may have said that ho hoped to he succeeded by Mark Hanna, but there is a very general suspicion that lie did not make Perry Heath, his confidant. Louis F. Post, editor of the Chicago Public, calls attention to the fact tnat the young man who "carried a message to Garcia' received thanks, while the young man who perpetrated & forgery on Agliinaldo -was promoted to be a brigadier general. Abdul Hamid's physicians have informed. him that ho can live only three years more, and those who have ultimatums to throw at him should loso . no time. "Colombia is tho victim of her own folly," says the Sioux City Journal. Perhaps, but can .the Journal make any defense of a strong man who takes advantage, of a weak fool? At this particular time of the year a large number of good resolutions look very much I'ke this republic's reputation for disinterested, friend ship for South American republics. Tho managers of Monte Carlo cleared $7,000 -000 fast year, which is almost as much as Mr. Rockefeller can make in a week by hoisting the price of kerosene a half-cent a gallon. In other words, while denying that he plated the -shipbuilding gold brick, ' Mr. Schwab coyly admits that he did assist in palming it off on industrial "Reubens" at a fancy price. When a public official is caught in question able practices he, always declares that ho wants a speedy trial on the real issues, and then generally asks for time and tries to get away on technicalities. The real test of that Panama republic will come when an attempt is made to divide the bunch of swag the administration at Washington held up as the capital prize for successful secession. It will be noticed by every shrewd observer that the g. o. p. managers never think of de nouncing "graft" and "grafters" until exposure threatens to have a depressing effect upon g. o. p. chances. . The special Panama message would seem, to indicate that the president's chief reliance in proving his case is to have a' vast preponderance of testimony without much regard to the kind of testimony it may be. t r The exploiters want it distinctly understood that tho "stay put", policy applies only to the flag when connected with a chance for spoils, and not to wages. They reserve the right to haul down the wages whenever they see fit. , '' The administration declares that If there is war with Colombia it will be because Colombia strikes the first blow. By nagging and insult, by contempt and intrigue, the adminiotraHon hopes to goad Colombia int,p striking tin blow. While shyly accepting the enconiums show ered upon their patriotism, those Panama revolu tionists who rose "as one man" are not neglecting to keep a, sharp lookout for the arrival of that little qqrisignment of ten million American dol larsvr h The tin plate trust has all the protection it asked for, but the tin plate trust's employes have been compelled to accept a 50 per cent reduction in wages. "Protection to American workingmen" Jls a great g. o. p. campaign cry but the trusts that furiiish the campaign funds get all the wool. Financiers dread the results that may follow" the withdrawal of $50,000,000 to pay for the Pa-' nama deal. This naturally leads to tho inquiry: Ik our financial system as stable as some finan ciers would have us believe if tho withdrawal of $50,000,000 is calculated to cause a money stringency? If Mr. Roosevelt is so "sot" against a man like Heath being secretary of .the republican national committee, why did he want Mr. Hanna to con tinue as chairman? It is not recorded that Heath ever bought a seat in he senate or spent a year away from home dodging service of a committee that had reported against him. Those whose views concerning future punish ment coincide with those of the late Colonel In gersoll are earnestly asked to explain what fato should be meted out to those Philadelphia deal ers who burned 4,000 Christmas trees in order to bull the price of the remaining stock. Before un dertaking the explanation they should ask them selves if there were no poor families in Phila delphia to whom, thoso trees could have been given without affecting the price of tne remainder. .wit The Bcjxth of Mrs. Hoar. Regardless of nartv or nraori a ., extend their heartfelt sympathy to the venerSJ - .. VK utjtause of In. death of his wife. The Christ mas festivities of 1903 contained no cleer for the Massachusetts statesman, for thQ .,U8 of nearly fifty years was taken from him. MrB 'Hoar was not prominent in society circles chipflv bocauso she preferred devoting her energies ad . her- talents in other directions. But she had 2 circle of friends who were devoted to her be, cause of her womanly worth. Temperance Lesson in Figures. Medical statistics often furnish better tern, perance lessons than those given 'by orators inese statistics show that 70 per cent of pneumonia cases, a disease unusually prevalent 'in many sections of the country , UL tuls Tne, are fatal where the .sufferer is addicted to the use, of alcoholic beverages. On the other hand, oniv 23 per (ent of cases are fatal wherein .the sufferer' is not ad dicted to the use of liquor; These statistics are all the more emphatic when it is taken into con sideration that the non-users include very young children who are treated with great difficulty. The Sioux City Tribune strikes nl clear note when it says that the trouble with the postoflice ThftPrt . , department is that "it is used ineroati too much to reward politicians Department's who act as if they .think they Trouble. haye already earned 'their salar - .. a ., ies in the party service." The Tribune further says that "they wouldn't bother their heads with practical and economical busi ness plans, and probably couldn't if they would," There is entirely too much truth in the Tribune's statement concerning the trouble with pur postal department. It contains entirely top. much po litical chicane and too little business method. The editor of McClure's Magazine seems to have grounds for a damage suit against the -wl j. , American Syren and Shipping. The Portrait Syrenr and Shipping declares of the that the now famous portrait Oil Monarch. of Rockefeller, printed in a re cent issue of McClure's, is real ly the portrait of "Ormulu," a miserly character in a story published in Harper's Weekly more than forty years ago, and drawn by "Porte Cra yon." But perhaps Syren and Shipping "speaks sarkastikle," as Artemus Waid would say. At any rate, the rest of that interesting publication's re marks anent Mr. Rockefeller have a deliciously sarcastic flavor. A Three Part Combination. The superstitiously inclined are pointing Mr. Roosevelt to the fact that tho next national con vention of the republican party will be its thirteenth. They add to this to them sinister fact the other fact that no vice prcs ident who succeeded through. the death of his chief has ever been nominated and elected president to succeed himself. These superstitious people feel that this makes a com bination that is sure to result disastrously to the house of Roosevelt. If they add to this combina tion the other and well attested fact that tne people are growing rather weary of words not backed up by deeds, they will have a resultant combination which will indeed be hard: to beat. Tho last month of 1903 was heavily fraught with death through accidents. The deaths In railroad wrecks were unusually Somebody numerous, and one of these is wrecks was fatal enough to be Responsible, classed with the famous disas ter at Ashtabula, and the equal ly famous disaster at ChatBWorth. The Ashta bula horror is especially well remembered be cause of the fact that in it the singing evangelist, P; P. Bliss, lost his life., Th6 attempt of railroad officials to make it appear that tho Baltimore as Ohio wreck, in which seventy people were killed, was due to causes that could not be foreseen and avoided does not appear to hold good. The stakes on a car of lumber were weak and gave way, spilling the lumber out upon the other track. Into, this pile of lumber the ill-fated passenger train dashed. Somebody was responsible for al lowing weak stakes to be used on that lumber car. Certainly this is 'something that could have w. iwioou U14U UVU1UOU LUU UOU WJ. iTtsawi insufficient stakes on a flat car piled high with. I mmoer. IV U .-AiuiatAuiw