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An Electric
Belt Free
Band Your Application At Once To
The Physician's Institute.
Thoy "Will Send You Absolutely Free On
of ThoirlOO GuasroSupromo Electric Belts,
tho Holt Which Hnaltlado dolffany Wonder
ful Curoa YouNccdn'fcScnd Even a Foster
KUPj Juat Your Name and AddreMb
Bovon yoara ago tho Stato or Illinois granted
to tho Thyslclans' Instltutoof Chicago a charter.
Thoro was noed of somothlng abovo tho ordi
nary mothod of treatment for chronic diseases,
uornotblng raoro than any ono specialist or any
number of specialists acting lndspendently
could do. so tho Stato itself undor tho powers
Krantod It by Its general laws, gavo tho power 10
tho Physicians' instltuto to furnish to tho slclt
such help as would malco thorn well and strong.
Ever slncolts establishment this Institute has
endeavored In ovory po33lblo way to carry out
Sho original purposes of Its establishment under
tho bonoilclcnt laws of tho Stato.
Throo years ago, tho Physicians1 Institute,
roallzlngthovaluoof electricity In tho treatment
of certain phasos of disease, created under tho
superintendence of its stall of specialists an
oloctrlo bolt, and this belt has been proved to bo
of groat valuoasacuratlvo agent. From time
to ttmo it has boon improved until It reached
that stago of perfection which "warranted Us
prosont namo of Supremo."
This bolt Is thomosfcoirectlvo of all agents In the
euro of rheumatism, lumbago, lamo back, nerv
ous oxhaustlon, woalconod or lost vital functions,
varicocele, kldnoy disorders and many other
complaints.
This "Supremo Electric Belt" Is made in one
prado only ico guago thoro Is no better electric
belt matlo and no better bolt can bo made,
whonpvor in tho opinion of our stall of special
ly Jh0 Wtorful curative and rovltallzlng
forces of olectrlcity will euro you wo send you.
freo of all cost, ono of theso Supremo Electric
Bolts. It Is not sent on trial, It Is yours to keep
torovor without tho payment of ono cent This
renorous offer may bo withdrawn at any timo, so
Sou should wr to to-day for this freo "Supreme .
Eloctrlo Belt" to tho Physicians' Im&tuto.
ftt 3QP7 Unity Bulldlnjr. Chicneo. Ill '
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I wlslx ovory person In
tho U. S. suffering with,'
EPILEPSY or FITS to send
for ono of my largo-sized bottles (10 full oz.)
E? D WS tiS and ltifc dooa ttl1 that is claimed.
rciluEi for It, tho patient can then con
tinue tho troatmont which Is not expensive
Dr. F. E. GRANT, DePt. 974, Kansas City, Mo.
WAN
SOLD
ED
ERS'
The addresses of nil Fed
eral Soldiers, their Wid
ows or heirs, who filed
a Homestead, on less
than ICO acres be
ioro Juno 28rd, 1871.
Will purchase Land
warrants Issued ta
soiaiera ol
any war.
Comrade W
E. MOSES.
76 Jacobson Block, Denver, Cole.
HOMESTEADS
Tha Llttla Back Room Uptalr5.
Tis a snered place where a mother's heart
Hides the treasures no gold can-buy
Away from the busy world apnrt,
From the gaze of the careless eye.
Olt when the burden too heavy grows
To the shrine of her love she lares,
Aud finds sweet rest at tho long day's close
In the little batk room upstairs.
A broken bat in the corner stands
Where he left It one holiday;
Fmooth worn by clasp of his boyish hands
Ere he kissed her and went away.
Ah, tho boy alio kitscd a lond goodbye
When he laced with a smile life's cares
How oltcn the tears bedim her eyes
In the little back room upstairs.
A broken drum and a Noah's ark,
And a trumpet with buttered bell,
Aro laid away in the corner dark;
But euch has a tale to tell
The mother who when her heart is sore,
Seeks a solace for all her cares
In the broken toys that strew the floor
Ol the little back room upstairs.
Oh, dear the relics sho hides away
From the gaze ol the thoughtless tbrong,
And wets with lears at the close of day
When the grim twilight la long.
A holy place where the mother heart
Finds a balm lor tho pnin it bears,
For her dead bubo's toys have a sacred part
In the little back room upstairs.
Alone she steals to the sacred shrine
When the toil of tho day Is done,
And as the tears in her dear eyes shine
Sho is kissing them one by one.
Alone? Not so; lor the mother-heart
In midst of its earnest prayers, . r
Knows God In Ills goodness hasa part
In the little backroom upstairs. .,
Pot and Kettle.
Eagerly "Ha! Ha! Ha! Funniest
thing I ever saw. Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Beverly "Tell me the joke."
Edgerly "Coming down street a
little while ago I saw Pete the Bunco
stringing an old hayseed. The way
he ponied him was too funny. I
watched them tor a while and blamed
if Pete didn't sell the old man a gold
brick, a phoney watch, and a glass
diamond, and then work him for a
cold hundred on the padlock game.
The way th6 old hayseed looked when
he thought how he'd beat Pete the
Bunco on the gold brick and. glass
diamond tickled me almost Jto death..
Ha! Ha?" w
Beverly 'Ha! Ha! Ha! I "wish I
had seen it. Gee, but it must "have'
been funny!"
Edgerly "You bet it was. Funniest
thing I ev'eV saw. By the way, old
man, could you let mo have a hun
dred for a few days. I bought some
steel common last summer and kept,
putting up margins until I'm dead
broke."
Beverly "Great Scott, old man! I
was just going to touch you. I'm
loaded up with steel common myself."
All about lb liad of laathls and flowus. IUioumw ul
'ReoilDti. AlnitnUd Himln. 1 lui'l trill. S&ubU.
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$80 A MONTH &ALARY 25! SS
to Introduce our Guaranteed Poultry ltemcdlcs.
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Fixing It Up
The meek looking man slid Into the
tobacco store and called the proprietor
to one aide.
"My name is Wobberly," said the!
meek looking man.
"Glad to know you, sir," said the
proprietor.
'Thank you," said tho meek man.
'I want to talk to you in confidence."
'JAU right; Mr. Wobberly. What is
it;
"In a few days a large, imposing
woman with a keen eye and a very
decisive way of doing things will enter
your store. Sho -win oqv f o i
cigars, stating -that they aro for a-
Christmas present to her husband."
"Well, sir?"
"Well, that's my wife. She will
probably buy a small box of cheap
cigars in a very flashy box. Now what
I want to know is this: if I bring 'em
back can I trade-'em in on something
good?"
"Certainly you can, Mr. Wobberly."
"Thank you, sir. I will gently hint
to my wife that I think this store car
ries only the best brands."
.Still Asleep.
A robber trust
In washing soap,
Another one
In twine and rope. -u
They're waxing fatter
Every day,
And Knox still sleeps
The time away.
A robber trust
In oil we burn
Still holds us up ;
At ev'ry turn.
It robs us when
The lamp we light,
And Knox's eyes
Are still closed tight.
A robber trust
Now handles meat,
Another ono
Runs sugar sweet. -They've
robbed us till
Our money's gone, -And
Mr. Knox
Still slumbers on. - .
..A robber trust .
On ev'ry side
Our ev'ry right
Does override.
They make the price-
Most awful steep,
And Mr. Knox
Stays fast asleep.
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Braln Leaks.
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The selfish man can not "enjoy
Christmas.
We step up when we stoop down lo
help the needy. - .-
Old age is a joy when youth has
been well spent. ''
Kind words cost nothing, but they
buy more than gold.
An hour of do it now is worth a
whole day next week. . . ;
A Christmas gift without love is
like salt without savor.
Greed for gold cannot ' live in the
same heart with love of the. Lord.
Living today on tomorrow's salary
is a sure sign of financial indigestion.
The average school boy rather en
vies the man who has no hair to
comb.
Some beliefs that may be pleasant
to live by are invariably poor things!
to die by. '
Solomon said a great many wise
things, but he performed more fool
ish things.
There is no charity in making lav
ish gifts for the purpose of salving
the conscience.
Tho story that should not be told,
in the presence of ladies is unfit to be
heard by gentlemen.
Wo are apt to believe that the man
who listens to us and nods assent is
above the average in wisdom.
The strong man avoids temptation,
in order to show his strength. Tho
Dr. Snoop's
Rheumatic Cure
Costa Nothing if it FaiSi
Any honest pcrton who suffers from fthenm.
tism is welcome to this offer. For ?.,? '
searched everywhere to find a specUlc lor ItL1
mutism. For nearly 20 years I workii ii .??'
end At last, in Germany, my ,? ( iVV
warded. I found a costly chemical Uiat dfdVS
disappoint me as other liheuraatic prcscriK.
had disappointed physicians everywhere 0M
I do not mean that Dr. Snoop's Rheunwtta
Cure can turn bony joints Into flesh again. Thlt
is impossible. But it will drive irom theiffl
the poison that causes pain and swelling $
then that is the end of Rheumatism. MJ
this so well that I will furnish for a mil noX
my Rheumatic Cure on trial. I cannot cure ill
cases within a month. It would be unreaonil
blc tp expect that. But most cases will Vield
within 30days. This trial treatme.it w 1 con.
vince you that Dr. Shoop's Rheumatic Cure is a
power against Rheumatism a potent forca
against disease that Is irresistible.
My offer is made to convince you of my ratth
My faith is but the outcome of experience-of
actual knowledge I know what It can do. And
I know this so well that I will furnish my rem
edy on trial. Bimply write me a postal tor my
book on Rheumatism. I will then nrrnnge wltn
a druggist In your vicinity so that you can se
cure six bottles of Dr. Shoop's Rheumatic Curs
to make the test. You can take it a lull month
on trial. If it succeeds tho cost to you Is $5.50.
If it fails tho loss is mine ana mine alone. It
will be left entirely to you. I menn that exactly.
If you say tho trial Is not satisfactory I don't ex
pect a penny trom you.
I have no Bamplcs. Any mere sample that can
affect chronic Rheumatism must he drugged to
the Verge of danger. I use no such drugs or it
is dangerous to take them. You must get the
disease out of tho blood. My remedy does that
even in the most difficult, obstinate cases. It
has cured the oldest cases that 1 ever met, and
in all ol my experience, in all of my 2.00t tests, I
never found another remedy that would cura
one chronic case In ten.
Write mo and I will send you the book. Try
my remedy for a month, for it can't harm you
anyway. If it fails the loss is mine.
Address Dr. Shoop, Box 515, Racine, Wis.
Mild cases not chronic are olten cured by one
r two bottles. At all druggists.
fool courts it in order to exhibit his
weakness.
This is the season of year when a
lot of men who drank intoxicauls last
summer to cool themselves oil, drink
more to warm themselves up.
The man who is fond-, of. declaring
.that he means, everything he says us
ually talks so much that he con
vinces people that he is wrong.
If we had gold bricks to sell we
would confine ourselves to dealing
with men who imagine that they are
too wise to helieve in the Bible.
Perhaps you have noticed that the
husband who enjoys the most home
comforts is the one who never faiis
to notice when his wife 'dons a new
hat or dress.
Some people are so worried about
the state of the unfortunate heathens
that they take no thought of the vic
ious literature that falls into the
hands of their children.
Easy on Him.
"Isn't Jones a rather stuck up kind
of a fellow?"
"Well, I wouldn't like to say that
of Jones. But, frankly, he does re
mind me of some railroad agents I
have met at country junctions.'
Force of Habit.
Surgean"You are not in a good
position, sir. Let me move you a
trifle."
Editor Muggsley (weakly) 'Not It
you charge extra for preferred posi
tion, doctor."
Of Course.
Last summer when the grass was
, . green
And he made his lawnmower go.
He oft declared with all his mignt
He'd like a chance to shovel snow
But now, since several falls of snow
Within the week have come to pas-,
He scoops away with heavy heart
And longs again to mow the grass.
Agents
wonted living in your own town to
sell TOLMAN STEEL R A GEs to cou
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jTJISA. TOLMAN CO.. D.ft . J. -.
St., Chicago, HI. .
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