The commoner. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-1923, March 20, 1903, Page 16, Image 16

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The Commoner.
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VOLUME 3; NTMBER 3l
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jur,; '
Drawing a Fin Distinction.
"John," said Mrs. Upjohn, who wma
attending, with somo misgivings, a
party given by tho Gaswolls, "who ia
that distinguished looking man over
tnoro by those palms?"
"That's Wiggly, tho wealthy manu
facturer," arisworcd Mr. Upjohn.
"Manufacturer of what?"
"Tobacco."
"Well," sho said, reflecting a mo
mont, "I Bupposo tnat may bo con
sidered a respectable business. Who
Is that slightly bald man talking to
him?"
"That's Ilaggly. IIo's another
wealthy manufacturer."
"What docs ho manufacture?"
"Er cuspidors."
"John," gasped Mrs. Upjohn, "bring
mo my wraps and order tho carriage!"
ui an tno logical creatures on
oarth," mutterod Mr. Upjohn, as ho
wont away to carry out her instruc
tions, " a woman is the limit! "Chi
cago Tribune.
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attond strictly lo your business, and,
socond, you must subscribe for a
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Son" Why should I take a news
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not known as a nowspapor reader, you
will bo constantly called away from
your business to serve on juries."
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Liberty, Independence and Self-dovernment
Containing extracts from tho sproclics, writings nud
BnylngB of tho founders nntl defenders of tho republic,
with comment by the editor upon each oxcorpt. hn!
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