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A Bunch of Valentines. ,
JOHN HAY: We've heard repeated
often that you were a first-class
diplomat. Perhaps you know what
you're about, but all the country is
In doubt. Its "Little Breeches," it
will own wore quite a long time since
outgrown. While soft speech from
your two Ups rolls all Europe goes
to blowing holes in that great doc
trine we love so, the one proclaimed
by James Monroe. Dear John, put
this with other facts we don't love
Anglo-Maniacs. So walco up, John,
and quickly steer those allies from
this hemisphere.
"GAS" ADDICKS: "Tho Senator
from Delaware" is title that you'd
like to wear, but spite of all the
schemes you'vo wrought the title
vnf rnmnins unboueht The Blue
Hen's chicks are onto you and real
i.o that you won't do. Their state
is very small in size, but her good
namo they highly prize. Afcd so,
despite tho gold you spend to Wash
ington not you they'll send. Each
honest voter loud declares he'd
rather seo two vacant chairs until
the end of timo is done than see a
man like you hold one.
PPIILANDER KNOX: Philander, long
tho trusts have known they hold
you for their very own. Your paper
bullets do "not kill tho giant trusts,
and never will. Your very smooth
injunction shocks don't fool the peo
ple, Mr. Knox. If you think thoy
doti't know the case, then, Mr.
Knox, you're off your base.
They road and know tho cotfntry'B
laws and understand tho crim'nal
clauso is not enforced because you
are tho trusts' attorney at the bar.
You'll play horse with tho people
till they throw you o'er tho tran
som, Phil.
WILLIAM E. MASON: You tried to
stand for human good, lor equal
rights and "brotherhood. -Alas for
you, you did not soo'this did not suit
tho g. o. p. vYou should have known
your fate too well for others from
that reason fell. At all injustice you
should wink and never, never, dare
to think. Had you for justice been
less firm you might have had a sec
ond term. But when you dared de
fend the Boer your party thirsted
for your gore. Within your party
there remains no room for men of
heart and brains.
lHI Cure. You t of
Rheumatism
The people need more men like you
who know tho right anu uaro iu uu.
Here's to you, Tom; you'll win out
yot tho gang is on the run, you bet.
JOHN PIERPONT MORGAN: You've
merged and watered till you hold
great chunks of bonds and stocks
and gold. You are the king of our
finance and rule the markets with
a glance. You stand and make a
little spiel and, lo, you have a trust
in steel. You wink, and railroads
all combine; you nod and all the
coal is thine. You frown and puck
er up your lips, and then you have
a trust in ships. You'vo cornered
ev'rything at hand and are the big
man of the land. But, Pierpont, we
poor folk agree in giving thanks
salvation's free.
JOHN D. ROCKEFELLER: Dear
John, your oil trust is a "cinch;"
with it tho people you can pinch.
You raise the price and instantleo
Chicago universitee prepares to give
a gleeful yell and sing your praises
for a spell. When of a gift you start
to think we know it by the coal oil's
stink. 'Twas Robin Rood-who bold
ly stole, and then to ease his guilty
soul, gave from his booty's golden
store to clothe and feed the sick and
poor. You're not like Robin Hood
because he didn't work through pur
chased laws.
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LESLIE M. SHAW: You started out
with wealth of brag that after Wall
street you'd not drag. But now
you're blowing cold and hot as bad
as any in tho lot You loan on
whetstones, chips and things the
country's gold to Wall street kings.
At Denison the man who got a loan
from you paid quite a lot of inter
est upon his note and gave a mort
gage called "cut throat" But Wall
streot kings need but to say, "We'd
like to have some gold today," and
you send them a golden store and
humbly ask, "Do you want more?"
TOM JOHNSON: Tom, we admire
your vig'rous stylo that keep3 you
busy all tho while. Tho world ad
mires the man who fights for jus
tice and for human righta; who
knows the common people's need to
be released from selfish greed that
grinds them down into tho dust to
fatten up some brutal trust, and
knowing it will lead tho fray no
matter what the trust kings say.
Th Romantic Maiden.
May me Grayce Clancey,.
aesthetic young miss,
Who read Jaura Lean Jibbey's mostv
wonderful books,
Exclaimed to herself, "Well, I'm quite!
sure of this,
The man whom I wed must be one
of good looks;
His mustache be curly, his long, wav
ing hair
As black as tho wing of the raven
. must be; u.
And the air of a baroi&t, lord or
.duke wear,
If ever ho makes an impression on
me.
"His hands must be dainty, unsul
lied by work,
His eyes must be dreamy, but full
of true light
Wherein the true poet's own dear soul
must lurk,
And like a Sir Knight for his lady
must fight.
A man great and noble'tis such I
will claim
As king of my heart and my own
lover true,
And he must "be owner of some pret
ty name
De Lancey, FitzPercey or Harrolde
will do."
Miss Mayme Grayce Clancey thus
dreamed her dreams sweet
While poring o'er Jaura Lean Jib
bey's dear books,
Until 'round her optics there gathered
crowsfeet
And a fat doublechin rather marred
her good looks.
'Twas then she awoke from her Jib
beyesque trance
And with a great joy in her shrill
piercing tones
She gave a quick "Yes" with a fond,
happy glance,
When asked by the auburn-haired
Anidab Jones.
Else No Money 1$ Wanted.
After 2,000 experiments, X, .barb
learned how to cure Klieumafjsm. 'Not
to turn bony joints 'into flfiesV.gain;j
that is impossible. But I can. cuce- tho
disease always, at any stage, and for
ever. "
I ask for no money. Simply write
me a postal and I will send you an or
der on your nearest j axuggist fqr gix
bottles Dr. Shoop's Rheumatic Cure,
for every druggist keeps it Use it
for a month and, if "it; succeeds, ;tho
cost is only $5.60. If it fails, I will
pay the druggist myself.
I have no sam: .es, because any med
icine that can affec'. Rheumatism
quickly must be drugged to the verge
of danger. I use no such drugs, and
it is folly to take them. You must
get the disease out of the blood.
My remedy does that, even in the
most difficult obstinate cases. ,No
matter how impossible this seems to
you, I know it and take the risk. I
have cured tens of thousands of cases
in this way, and my records show that
39 out of 40 who get six bottles pay,
gladly. T have learned that people in
general are honest with a physician
who cures them. That is .all I ask.
If I fail I don't expect a penny from
you.
Simply write mo a postal card or a
letter. I will send you my book about
Rheumatism, and an order for tho
medicine. Take it .for a mouth j as' it
won't harm you anyway. If it fails,
i' is free, and I leave tL6 ""decision
with you. Address Dr. Shoop, Box 615,
Racine, Wis.
Mild cases, not chronic, are often
cured by one or two bottles. At all
rim wrists. .;,. , ' ; ?
You can scarcely believed th'ingyou
see in them these days.!'. .:.. "
, jyirs. Harucmce "lioooness grao.
ious, John, what's in the paper to
night?" . - -
Mr. Hardcin.se "Here's- a long-story,
about a rich English nobleman mar
rying a poor American girl because ho
loved her.''
Anothar State. "'
A .bore"' who says he'sl from' Texr:'
Oft comes to our office to vex.- r ?'
Some day in our might . . .'&.
We wilf get'up and smight ??
This bore on his solar plex". " '
Brain Leaks.
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Despair never ventures in ,, where
hope is present.. .
-It 'takeg something more than -furniture
to fit up a home.
The devil never discards a weapon
until he has given it a thorough trial.
Jealousy is always 'anxiously search
ing for something it hopes i never to
find.
The man who shouts "anything to
win is usually the man ' who -has
nothing to lose.
It would seem like old times- to
again see a girl with her head
Wrapped up in a "nuby." '-
When the separation of the sheep
from the goats takes place a lot -of
people will be surprised to note that
they were mistaken in' theVkriowl
edge of natural history.
Unreliable,
Mr. Hardcinse "These daily news
papers are becoming too unreliable, po Kfe-.D.M
- - - . .- .; ,1 u "favrar 505, Indianapolis, Ind.
The Combination Oil Cure for Cancer.
Was originated and perfected by Dr. D. M.
frnm tT BotlInB and balmy and glvoa rollef
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torostfld ihn tJea,tmo,nti combined.. Those In-thnah.d!5Lr-0
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