s?p ' The Commoner. Jab; i i9o3. I Will Cure You of Rheumatism Else No Monty is Wanted. After 2,000 experiments, I have learned how to euro Ithetomatlsm., Not to turn bony joints into flesh again; that is impossible. But I can cure cho disease always, at any stage, and for ever. I ask for -o money. Simply write me a postal and I will send you an or der on your nearest aruggist for six bottles Dr. Sh'qop's itheuniatic Cure, for every druggist keeps it Use it for a month 'arid, if it succeeds, the cost is only ?5.50. If it fails, I will pay the druggist myself. I have no sam: .es, because any med icine that can affec'. Rheumatism quickly must be drugged to the verge of danger. I use no such drugs, and it is folly to take them. You must get the disease out of tho blood. My remedy does that, even in tho most difficult obstinate cases. No matter how impossible this seems to you, I know it and take the risk. 1 have cured tens of thousands of cases in this way, and my records show that 39 out of 40 who get six bottles pay gladly. I have learned that people in general are honest with a physician who cures them. That is all I ask. If I fail I don't expsct a penny from you. Simply writo me a postal card or a letter. I will send you my book about Rheumatism, and an order for the medicine. Take it for a month, as it won't harm you anyway. If it fails, it i3 free, and I leave tuo decision with you. Address Dr. Shoop, Box 515, Racine, Wis. Mild cases, not chronic, are often cured by one or two bottles. At all druggists. ' thor of "Lazarre,-" and other historical romances, and well known as a writer of magazine articles, died at her home in Chicago, 111., on the evening of December 26, 1902, aged 50 years. Her death was due to cancer. She wrote for a generation, but her repu tation rests on tho historical romances written within the last fifteen years. She went forward steadily from the work of Mary HarUYfill, the girl writer of short stories, to the established fame of Mrs. Catherwood, the novelist. Kitchen Carpet. Now that house-cleaning time is so near, here is a recipe that may help out some economical housewife. Take any old carpet that is whole, but too shabby for use, clean thoroughly, and tack it down smoothly on the kitcher floor. Make a gooti, thick boiled starch of flour and water. Rub a coat of this starch into the carpet with a whitewash brush, and in twenty-four hours, or when the starch is thor oughly driod, give it a coat of paint any colors desired; dark red is a good color for a kitchen. When the paint is dry, give it a second coat, and let dry. You will thus have a cheap, dur able floor-covering, equal to lineoleum, at about one-fourth the cost. By giv ing it a coat of paint once a year, it will last for years, and is easily kept clean. Exchange. possible with a soft cloth. The shoes should then be filled with dry oats! cotton or crumpled tissue paper, to absorb the moisture. Do not set them by the fire, but let them dry slowh as too rapid drying is liable to caue them to crack. After standing several hours change the filling for some that ,i T1' and let stand aSaIn- Oats, slightly warmed, are preferred by many for this purpose. When well dried, rub them with vaseline to soften and preserve the leather, and allow them to absorb as much as possible. Next rub well with a soft cloth to remove any vaseline that may be on the surface and apply a good liquid dressing. Care should be taken to use only the best kinds of shoo dressing, as many of tho cheap kinds sold in th stores will injure the leather, caus ing it to crack. One of the best, as well as the mo3t economical may be made at home, as follows: Dissolve two ounces of borax and four ounces of gum shallac in a quart of hot wa ter. While still hot dissolve two packages of diamond slate dye in the liquid. Strain and bottle for use. Ap ply with a piece of sponge or clo';h the same as other liquid dressing. It i3 well to rub shoes occasionally with vaseline to keep them soft and in good order, especially if one walks much when dew is on tho ground. Exchange. Food products that are prepared with the utmost care by automatic machinery from the best materials, and put up in sealed packages, may be bought from retailers anywhere, with the feeling that they are both pure and clean, and free from the con tamination of handling. Consumers realize that not only adulteration, but disease, may be transmitted in food that is kept in bulk and frequently handled. ' Water Soared Shoes. It sometimes happens that one is caught out in tho rain and his or her shoes become water-soaked. If mere ly pulled off and left in that condi tion to dry, the shape as well as the leather will bo injured. Any mud ad hering to tho shoes should be washed off, and the leather wiped as dry as TO CUItK A COED IN ONE DAY Tnkp Laxativo Bromo Qulnino Tablets. All wr wgot' rofund tho money if it fails to cure. " NY. wrove't Bignaturo is on eftch box, '25c. An Invaluable Accomplishment. To become a good cook, one musl have more than a recipe and the ma terial it calls for. Even the most care ful directions, followed implicitly, wi i not save one from failure, unless there is the most careful attention to details outside of the cook book. "So man things make a difference" in cooking, as in everything else. There must bo a fund of experience back of tho trial and the cook must know, not only how to measure out the different quanti ties, but tho strength and freshness of the goods, the quality of her flour and the trustworthiness of her range oven. Tho writer of the recipe may have dono just as she tells you, in her re cipe, and succeeded in all she claims 'o have done, yet there have been little bv-ways into which her pen can not lead you, the way into which you must find out for yourself; little tricks that expe-rience alone will teach vou and trifling matters, seeming'y upon the observance of which the good or bad result of your endeavor depends. Good bread cannot bo made of poor flour, oy tho averago cook, yet there aro housekeepers who can work up even a low grade of flour into very fmntfug breads, cakes or pastry. Many cooks can take a cheap, tourfii piece of meat and so cook it that it will meet every demanu imiuiauw., healthfulness and tempting appear ance A woman may have the best of flour, the freshest of yeast, a goou ?ange and satisfactory fuel, an ' feed her family upon a .tough, soggy indigestible mats not. even fit lor u o nie: lien. The one great cause of so.ir E gead?s unclnanliness in moMnp. or Hi utensils used. A crock, or jai, u 2; win Hour her bread dough b cook will sow uei " . propev will use too much flour, or knead with too heavy a hand-literally thumping the life out of it. An experienced cook usually knows at once when there is "just enough" S?nr W,rkc,d ln' and w, Immediately proceed to knead with a light, springy motion, quickly and lightly, and htr &hM,,,,!.rcel 1Ike velvGL when s"c has laid it in the pans to rise. Bread must not bo baked too long, else it .s ?.Lt0 , ' w n,le t0UBh aml tastelosB. Just right" is a condition which no pen can illustrate experience aloio will show you the exact poiut.' ,,M.a1f women who frankly confess that they detest cooking, are among pur very best cooks. Their success is due to their conscientious pains taking; their desire to do all things os perfectly as possible, and because their own self-respect would shame them if they allowed themselves to do their work ill. The waste of excollen; material by poor, careless, or indiffer ent cooks is appalling. A really good cook, or careful housewife, seldom Ins any "scraps" to make over,, because she does not allow her viands to get "scrappy," and if at times unshapely pieces, odds and ends and remnants, do accumulate, they aro straightway turned into dishes "fit to set before a king;" and, whether she be a new woman, or an old one, "tho heart of her husband doth safely trust in her so he shall have no need of spoils." There is no accomplishment which has so marked an effect upon the hap piness and well-being of a family a that of being a good cook, and, as "We may live without friends; we may live without books, But civilized man cannot live without cooks " it is one of the studies which should earnestly engage the thought of every daughter, whether she hopes one day to be a wife, or not. Query Box. J. A. F. Sorry I cannot give you tho recipe for "regular store grahari crackers." The commercial article is a little out of the housekeeper's line being made at the cracker factories by special and very expensive machinery, and it would be impossible to give you a recipe by which to make them foi home use, which would work with any degree of satisfaction. Can supply you with a good domestic cracker ro cipe, if you wish. Mrs. O. H. Here are two recipes for the use of rye flour: One quart or warm water, one teacup yeast, thicken with rye flour, put in warm place to rise over night. Scald one pint corn meal, and when cool add to tho sponge with rye flour till thick enough to knead; knead but little, let rlsu. mold into loaves, place in deep tins, or small pudding pans, let rise again and hake. "Wheat sponge, instead of rye, is preferred by some. One quart of rye flour, two quan.s of cornmeal, scalded (merely wet it but not enough to make into batter), one-half teacup molasses, table spoon ful of salt, teaspoonful of soda, one teacup of yeast; make as stiff as con be stirred with a spoon, mixing with warm water, and let rise all night; then put In a -pan, smooth the top with tho hand dipped in cold water, let it stand half an hour and bake five or six hours. M. E. M. says she has trouble cook ing liver; it will stick to the pan and burn. . x, ,, Try this, Sister: Cut the liver into slices half an inch thick, and let lie in salt water half an hour; take out and lay where it "will drain a few minutes, then roll In plenty of flom and lay on a plate; have ready. in vour skillet on the stove plenty of fat or nice drippings, and let it get smoking (not scorching) hot. Into this lay the pieces of floured liver ouickly, and when the last piece is in the fat, the first should.be ready to turn Turn each piece two or three times, and then draw the skillet to tho back of tho stove; tho liver wilt, have eoolcdtho fat no It will not' burn, hue will havo scared tho out side surfaco, thus rotalnlng the mois ture. Let It cook about fifteen min utesor less, If it Is from a young animal. When tho liver is dished up," drop Into tho hot fat two or three pieces of potato, which will clarify tho' fat, so It may bo used again. An Interesting Tabic It Is said that a Harvard professor worked out the following tnble, but afterwards ho could not sleep, for tho reason that his hair curled so tightly that ho was unable to shut his eyes: 1 times 9 plus 2 equals 11. 12 times 9 plus 3 equals 111. 123 times 9 plus 4 equals 1111. 1231 times, 9 plus 5 equals 11111. 12345 times 9 plus C equals 1111 11. 123450 times 9 plus 7 equals 1111111. x 12345G7 times 9 plus 8' equals lUUltl. 12345078 times 9 plus 9 equals 111111111 1 times 8 plus 1 equals 9. 12 times 8 plus 2 equals 98. 123 times 8 plus 3 equals 987. 1234 times 8 plus 4 equals 9870. 12345 times 8 plus 5 equals 987G5. 123450 times 8 plus 0 equals 987054. 1234507 times 8 plus 7 equals 9870543. -12345G78 times 8 plus 8 equals 98705432 123450789 timcs8 plus 9 equals 987054321 The Test He Imposed." ' "Lot's go havo a drink, Smithers." "No, I've sworn off this week for a test." "Why, what are you testing?" . , "Myself. As long as I find I can stop I won't stop, but as soon as I find I can't stop, I will stop." Town Topics. ' Hates Gossip. Tommy "1 think mamma Is an aw fur gossip." ; Ethel "Oh, Tommy, how can you say such a thing?" "Well, she is; everything J do sho immediately goes and tells papa. I hato gossip." Tit-Bits. On January 7 it was reported from Sacramento, Cal., that George C. Perk ins had been renominated for United States senator to succeed himself by the republican caucus. THE VALUE OF CHARCOAL Few People Know How Useful It Is In Preserv ing Itenltli and Beauty Nearly everybody knows that charcoal is tho safest bihI most eflicicnt disinfectant and puri fier in nature, bnt few realize its valuo when taken into tho human system forstbo eame cleansing purpose. Charcoal in a remedy that tho more yon taka of it the bettor; it is not a drug at nil, but simply absorbs tho gases and impurities always pros out in tho stomnch and intestines and carries tiicin out of tiio system. Charcoal sweotenfi the breath after smoking, drinking or after eating onions and other odor ous vegetables. Charcoal effectually clears and improves the complexion, it whitens the teeth and further acts as a natural and eminently safe cathartic. It absorbs tho injurious gages which collect in tho stomach and bowels; it disinfects tho rnnutli and throat from the poison of catarrh. All drujrgiKts soil charcoal in ono form or an other, but probably tho best charcoal and tho most for the money Is in Stuart's Absorbent Lozenges; they aro composed of the flnost pow dered Willow charcoal and other harmloss an tiseptics, in tablet form or ratbor iu tho form of large, pleasant tasting lozenges, the charcoal being mixed with honey. Tho daily ueo of thoso lozenges will soon tell in a much improved condition of the general health, better comple zlon, sweeter breath and purer b'lood. and iho beauty of it is, that no possible harm can result from their continued use, but on tho contrary, great benefit. A Buffalo physician in speaking of tho bene fits of charcoal, says: "f advUe Stuart's Ab sorbent Lozenges to all patients suffering from gafc in stomach and LowoIb, and to clear tha complexion and purify the breath, mouth and throat; I nleo bofiev tho liver lt greatly bene fitted by tho daily use of them; they cost but twenty-flvo cents a box at drug stons. and al though in some sense a patent preparation, yet I believe I get moro aud bettor charcoal In Ktnnrt's Absorbent Lozenges than in any of the ordinary charcoal tablota. x ' ti -ii ,K y 4 XJ "$ J ' ." ,. J&j.