The commoner. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-1923, November 21, 1902, Page 10, Image 10
ill Commoner; . IO Vol. a, No. 44. "V Wbetbtr Common or Hot; ZM4Qi Buck the Line'. 'Are you up against hard luck? Buck the line! Show the world you're full of pluck; Buck tho line! Smash ahead with all your might, Toe obstaclos left and right, Brace up, friond, and make a fight Buck tho lino! Is your path bosot by foes?k Buck tho lino! Does hard fate your way opposo? Buck tho line! Hump your shoulders, bow your nock, Don't lay 'down at ev'ry check, Smlla and always be on deck : Buck tho lino! ' '" Long tho way unto the goal? Buck tho lino! Strive with all your heart and soul; j ' Buck tho line! Grit, your teoth and try some more, Through you're hammered till you're sore, And 'some timb you're bound to score ' -Buck tho line! - half-back. That.him cutting across tho campus' Fables In Rhyme Jim Scroggins never thought nor read, but went where party bosses led; and whooped it up both day and night for tariff tax with all his might On high protection he went daft and helped ttoo trusts hold Jx thoir graft And just because they jollied him they got their canthooks into Jim. They robbed him on hia flour and meat, and other things, ho had to eatjr they robbed him on his clothes and' 6ho?; yea, on his purse they put the scr'W. But still Jim Scroggins would r.Oy. fo tho trusts controlled the g. o. p., riid still remained an easy mark fc 'v'ry. corporation shark. 'J .3- got enough to eat and wear," Raid Jim, and so he didn't care, but hrld the trusts perfect thoir cinch unti". at last ho felt their pinch. Then Jim. discovered with dismay he couldn't live upon his pay; but ev'ry month 1'd surely find himself a little more b'nind. "fwas then he said, "It seeihs to me I'm short, on this prosperity." But when he sought a better wago his trust employers whooped with rage, Jim got it please observe the facts just where tho chicken got the ax; and Jim npw loudly doth, bewail tho hot air in his dinner pail. : MORAL. Tho stomach, 'let ll here he said, Is not to think with. Try ,your head, One day Benevolent Intent p.ut on a sword and gaily went abroad beneath the tropic skies the heathen for to civilize, and fit them all for kingdom come. with cannon balls and fiery rum, and . Incidentally . to . , seize whatever promised It to please. "Why come you here; we're well content, O, great Benevolent Intent?" the Uttlo heathen people cried. Benev olent Intent replied: " 'Tis destiny that brings me here, which fact I'll presently make clear. 'Tis on the make that I am bent," chortled Benov olent Intent "We only ask for justice," said the heathen man with humble head. "The tyrant for three hundred years we've fought through agony and tears; our sole ambition to be free pray, go you hence and let us bo. Wo know we're little, weak and brown, so do not hit us when we're down." "Nay,- It la .vain that you have tried," Benevolent Intent replied, "My ' Christian duty, is made clear-7-Fye got to grab all. I see here; and if you make a kick, b,e sure .I'll dope you with the water cure Tis Christiafl zeal that my heart thrills, and you have got to foot tho bills." . MORAL. Tho moral's hero but what's tho uso? Just frame up any old excuse. Bill Wilkins said, "Corruption's rife in politics and public life, and I'll hot soil my hands a bit by taking any part in it A nomination always comes from caucuses controlled by bums, and decent men thoy will throw down to tako tho worst toughs in tho town." So saying, Wilkias went his way and ,would not vote election day; hut held aloof from politics and in Stfl turmoil would not mix. And while Bill Wilkins stood apart the tough ward heelers took now heart, and each one quickly shed his coat and hustled to get out his vote. Tho corporations won tho fight and boosted rates clear out of sight, but shirked thoir taxes onto Bill, and oth ers like ho is, until thoy groaaed In agony and swore at the high taxes that they Tjore. It ne'6r dawned on Bill's intellect 'twas merely what he should expect And thus Bill Wilkins cheats himself and corporations get their pelf; a thing that will go on until a gleam of sense comes unto Bill. Till Wilkins makes a .change of plan and does his duty like' a man, he'll get it and 'tis what he needs right where sweet Cora wore her beads. MORAL. If you'd have politics be clean, Get out and help bust the machine. A little bug at early dawn awoke from sleep and gazed upon the big round world and said with glee, "Of course all this was made for me." And thinking thus it shook with mirth and started out to boss the earth; nor made a note that through the blue sky up above a birdie flew. The bird looked down with vision keen and this conceited bug was seen. A swoop, a dive, a quick ker-chug, and all was over for that bug. But ere it disappeared from sight the silly bug cried with its might, "I .thought I owned the world immense; I should have had much bettor sense." Some parties,,, just 'twixt you and me, are like this bug as you shall see. They get puffed up and then com mence to poso as special providence; and say, "Good friends, you owe to me your wotlderful prosperity; and owing this you should delight whene'er I rob you left and right" They think because the people grow to righteous anger very slow that they can pile upon' their backs 'bout any old amount of tax; that nearly ev'ry man believes he's 'better off when ruled by thieves. Some day men in Wall street, .New York, will get it where jugs get the cork. MORAL. Keen It in mind day after day I You're foolish when you get too gay. Forethought. Bllkins "If my wife comes in here to price cigars for my Christmas pres ent you offer her a box of my favorites for 99 cents." Dealer "All right." Bilklns "Put 'em in a pretty, box, too. Here's $4 and a postal card to make up the difference." : T Pit the Crime. The publisher of tho newspaper that gave music supplements with the Sun day edition was haled before the judge. "These proceedings may be illegal," remarked his honor, "but nevertheless you are to be punished for giving away those alleged songs and tunes with your Sunday edition." "You daro not send mo to prison; you daro not. hang me, and you daro not offer me physical violence," said tho publisher in a haughty tone of voice. "Very true," replied his honor. "But we had no idea of resorting to either of those things." "What are you going to do about It?" asked the publisher. "Wo are going to make tho punish ment fit tho crime, sir. See that piano and those ladies and gentlemen? Well, that piano will be used in playing the accompaniments and those people will sing tho songs. You are now about to be compelled to listen while all that music supplement stuff is being played and sung for you." In vain the publisher begged and plead for mercy. He had to sit and listen to it In tho padded cell, Ward No. 1, of tho hospital for the incurable insane, sits a man who shrieks from morning till night He imagines that every sound is produced by some one endeav oring to play music supplements. And the Sunday' newspaper has-a; new publisher. John Mitchell. Of-a?1 the men, who have had to do with the coal situation John Mitchell unquestionably comes out with the greatest credit He has manifested qualities that constitute men great Ho occupied a delicate and difficult position. He had to deal with public opinion, on the one hand and with ignorant, illiterate and unreasoning followers on the other. If he failed of securing and retaining the confidence Of either element his cause was lost That he did retain the confidence of public and miners alike Is the best tribute to his astuteness and sagacity. If Mr. Mitchell had not cast his lot with the laboring element he would have, mado a success as a diplomat He has that combination of subtlety and frankness which comes very near to constituting its possessor a genius. Chicago Chronicle. Full of Embarrassment. The announcement from Washing ton that the republican leaders will not consent to a tariff revision is met by the Indianapolis News, a paper that generally support republican can didates; with this interesting state ment: "Of course wo understand that the question Of tariff revision is full of, embarrassment for the republican par ty. The present tariff is only five years old, and yet there is all over the country a revolt against it among the republicans themselves. Republican candidates in Massachusetts are de manding the removal of the duties on coal, wool, hides and steel. v In Wis consin there is a strong opposition to the present law among the republi cans., The schism in the Iowa republican party on this question is clearly de fined. In Indiana the, tariff reform sentiment is now, as it always has been, strong. Whena tariff law be comes obsolete in five years there is abundantf reason for .alarm .op. the part, of those responsible for it". " Glory. Tho ' long procession of university dignitaries wound slowly across the campus. Suddenly tho air was pierced by a resounding yell. "Ber-rax, Ber-rax, Wow chow, billy wow, whack lack snack; icky bick, ricky u.3k, hack, hack, dack; ber-rax, 'rah, 'rah, rah!" "It pleases me beyond mention to see you young gentlemen grow so en thusiastic at the sight of learning," remarked tho bystander who wore gold-rimmed glasses. ''Learning, nothing!" ejaculated the young man in the red sweater. "We're 1 not whooping it up for profs. We're 1 whooping for Bill Kickemoff, the great J Brain Leaks. Never look a gift automobile in the running gear. The easiest way often proves to bo the wrong way. Jealousy starves to death where true love flourishes. Trouble is a crop that thrives least with sunshine. Those who walk by faith never stum ble in the dark.. The man without ambition is usual-, ly without anything else. Satan prospers because he attends strictly to his own business. We enjoy our bounties more when we ask others to share with us. The average boy responds to kind treatment as readily as the average dog. The wise man works on his ark ev ery day; the foolish man waits for the deluge. A lot of people are so intent upon the hereafter that they utterly forget the present The world owes every man a living, but will not pay it unless pushed to extremes. When all men take an interest in politics then politics will be profitable to all men. If we succeeded in accomplishing all that we planned we would not know when to bo happy. Considering the number of wise things Solomon said he performed a great many foolish ones. Real municipal reform will begin at the primaries; theoretical municipal reform always begins with thoughtful essays that few people hear and fewer read. There is a great deal of solid comfort In tho thought that wo are judged by our efforts and not by our achieve ments. If.it were otherwise nc-ne of us. would bo safe ... - r .. TrWilI M. Maupin., NEW COFFEB For the U. S. Army ..Some soldiers are badly affected by. coffee drinking. . The Hospital Steward in one of the Army Posts in the West,., says: "Though in the medical service of the Army I suffered agony for two,, years' from a case of chronic gastric indigestion, and now that I am free' from all the tortures attendant upon, it, I attribute it to the good effects of Postum Food Coffee, both as a food, and as a beverage, I used medicinal, and mechanical means to relieve myself during those' two years and oven though I had left off the use of coffee, I did not find my self in any measure free until I ha4 commenced using Postum. Being in charge of a detachment of tho Hospital Corps, U. S. A., I, of course, had supervision of the mess, and by degrees I have initiated into . using Poslum, every member of tho mess, some of whom were formerly very loud in their denunciation of any thing 'manufactured.' And, going still further, I have supplied It to our pa tients In lieu of coffee; none havo found fault, while .many have praised it highly, and when returned to duty, have continued the uso of it when it waa possible, for a soldier has an ex tremely hard time In trying to choose his own food. For the past" eight months, not a grain of coffee has been used in this' Hospital, and thanks to a cook who prepares Postum just right there is a brilliant prospect of coffee taking a permanent seat in the back-ground. One who has passed through the hor rors .of indigestion as I have, shuddera as ho looks back upon his sufferings and when cognizant of the cause, win. shun coffee as ho would a rattle snake." Name given by. Postum Co., Battle Creek,. , Mich. . . - , -$. '-.: -&&