- a The Commoner. 9 The Home Department. The Burial of Sir Joliu Mooro. (By Charles Wolfe.) Not a drum was heard, nor a funeral note, As his corpse to the rampart we hurried; Not a soldier discharged his farewell shot O'er the grave where our hero w.ir buried. Wo buried him darkly at dead of night, The sod with our bayonets turning, By the strugglins moonbeam's misty light, And the lantern dimly burning. No useless coffin inclosed his breast. Nor in sheet nor in shroud we wound him; But he lay like a warrior taking his rest, With his martial cloak around, him! Few and short were the prayers we said, And we spoke not a word of sorrow; But we steadfastly gazed on the face of the dead And we bitterly thought of the mor row. We thought, as we hollowed his nar row bed And smoothed down his lonely pillow, That the foe and the stranger would tread o'er his head, And wo far away on the bill)'.v! Lightly theyll talk ofcth spirit that's gone And o'er his cold ashes upbraid Min; But little he'll reck if they let him sleep on In the grave where a Briton hns ial-1 him. But half of our heavy task was doiif, When the clock struck the hour for retiring; And we heard the random and dhtiit gu-.i That the foe was sullenly firing. Slowly and sadly we laid him down, From the field of his fame fresh and gory;' We carved not a line, we raised not a stone But we left him alone with his glory. TEARHllOiKHEEHfll? Whether a woman is tearful or cheer ful depends not on what slit. has materi ally, but what she is physically. Many an indulgent husband is driven almost to despair by the tearful outburst of a wife who has "every thing she wants." He wants to know what's the matter. But the wife can't tell. She only knows that she is de pressed and despondent. Such a condition is latcd to some form disease. The mental depression has its corresponding womanly weakness. Doctor Pierce's Favorite Prescription changes tearful women to cheerful women by curing the diseases which cause phys ical weakness and depression of spirits. It establishes regularity, dries unhealthy drains, heals inflammation and ulcera tion, and cures female weakness. JUrs. Alice Adams, of taboralory, Washings lou Co., Pa., says ; WHh many thanks I writ to let you know how I am. I can say by God's "help and ybtir help I am well. I have taken six bottles of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription nd two of his Golden Medical Discovery,' and I can do all my work. I "can't praise your medi cine too highly. I will recommend your medi cines as long as I live. If any one doubts this give them "my address." "Favorite Prescription makes weak women strong and sick women well. Accept no substitute for the medicine which works wonders for weak Women. Keep the bowels healthy Ty the timely uee of Xtoctor Pierce's Pleasaat TiUiis. Household Hints. It takes brains to mako a milliner. It's all head work. Cream io better and cheaper to use in mashed potatoes than butter. Some people are like" clocks; they, are going all the time, but never get anywhere. , , While your boy is still helpless help him to help himself. Spend less time scolding and more time teaching. "Jones grumbles at cold weather and he grumbles at hot weather, what does he like?" "He likes to grumble." A woman .scorns all advice about . the selection of a husband," but takes two other women along to help 'pick out a hat. When you have washed cashmere, iron it with a thin piece of muslin or crinoline over the ironing blanket. This will keep the thread from flat tening too much. A remedy for a hoarse cold that Is highly indorsed is a bit of porous plaster. The plaster I3 cut into three pieces, one of them applied at a time, lengthwise, just below where. the col-., lar fastens, letting it extend down on the chest. After a day or two replace this piece with a second, and so on till all three are used. In the case of children who become hoarse., without fever, this treatment Is often useful. Texas Farmer. fuller 0' satisfaction than a tin dipper o new cider I'd like to know it;, but the achin' an' doublin up it kin inter duce into your system is a caution to wildcats!" "It's awful to read in the papors about them unpardonable fellers that eats pie with their knife an' tucks their napkins under their chin, but sonce I come to . think on it, them ain't never the fellers that gits pulled up to be examined in supplenient'ry proceeding, so I've noticed." "Goodness ain't always rewarded jes accordin' to the way the books has it sot down Now I never sold my mother's three-dollar brass kittle fer two shillin when I wa3 a boy, to git money to go to the circus, an' I -never played hookey to see a ball game, an' I never robbed birds' nests, nor tied tin pans to dogs' tails, an' yit, by Josh, 1 hain't never got to be president yit." "After a man has learned enough to instruct others he knows tfoo much to try to do it." Dietetic Magazine. Deacon Bllmbcn's Wisdom. "If you want your child brung up in the vay he should go, you want to travel that way yourself, now an' then." "An' I want to tell you this. It aint always the man what builds a sky-scrapln buildin' that's goin' to have a mansion in the skies, an' you mind what I tell 3'ou!" "There ain't nothin' truer than that the race ain't always to tfcp swift; but, all the same, if I was a bettin' man, I'd put my money on the fastest hoss." "Don never git down-hearted 'cause you hain't got somethin 'good that somebody else has got. A hen ain't got no teeth, but jes' see the luck she strikes by It She don't have to have no -gum biles." "There ain't no rose without Its thorn. Jes' look at new cider. If theres a luxury on arth sweeter an Don't He Blue. Miss Seraphina was In the dumps, for no particular reason, simply be cause she had a chronic tendency to indulge In low spirits. Even the cat was aware that Miss Seraphina was blue, and humped her back in protest ing fashion, as she sat in the corner looking in vain for her mistress' no tice. Miss Seraphina's sister, Molly, observing the familiar signs of a wet- blanket 4day, had, ..early in- the morn ing, decided to pay a long-promised visit to a friend in the next village. Molly could .not endure Seraphina's melancholy fits. The maid in the kitchen stayed, in her own department. She, too, had lost patience with the lady who was moody and cross with out reason, whenever her life did not quite suit her. Parrots are uncanny creatures, but I fancy Mis.s Seraphina's. nephew, Tom, could have told how it was that the parrot in his cage suddenly called out vociferously: "Don't be blue! Don't be blue!" At any rate, Seraphina was very much startled. Just then, that cheery old soul, her plain-spoken Aunt Betsey, appeared at the door. She said briskly: "Come over and help me quilt, Phreny!" "Oh! no, Aunty, I'm too far down," said the niece. "More shame to you! You're only lazy! And," she went on: "You're ungrate ful, too! Come along!" "Don't be blue!" said the parrot; and Seraphina threw a shawl over her shoulders, picked up her thimble and hev bonnet, and followed Aunt Betsey to the cozy home around the corner, where that lady -lived In never-failing sunshine. "I tell you what it is, my dear," the relentless mentor continued, as they seated themselves at the milt-Ing-frame. "Most of us' could over come our blues by making a bravo and honest effort. You are drifting Into a state of chcerlessness because you' do not exercise enough In ' the house and go out too seldom Into th open air. People dread your long face and your gloomy ways. Children run -away from you. What you need is to see your folly, and then make a strong fight against it."' I Will Cure You of Rheumatism No pay until you know it. After 2,000 experiments, I have learned how to cure Rheumatism. Not to turn bony joints" Into flesh again; that Is impossible. But I can euro J10 disease always, at any state, and for ever. I ask for no money, Simply wrilfc me a postal and I will send you an order on your nearest druggist for six bottl :3 of Dr. Snoop's Rheumatic Cure, for every druggist keeps It. Use It for a month, and if it does what I claim pay your druggist $5.50 for it. If It doesn't I will pay him myself. I have no samples. Any medicine that can affect Rheumatism with but a fow doses must bo drugged to the verge of danger. I use no such drugs. It is folly to take them. You must got the disease out of the blood. My remedy does that, even in the most difficult, obstinate cases. No matter how impossible this seems to you, L know it and I take the. risk. I have cured tens of thousands of casss in this way, and my records show that 39 out cf 40 who get those six bottles pay, and pay gladly. I have learned that people in general are honest with a physician who cures them. That !s all I ask. If I fail I don't expect a penny from you. Simply write me a postal card or letter. Let me send you an order for the medicine. Take it for a montM, for it won't harm you anyway. If it cures, pay $5.00. I leave that entirely to you. I will mall you a book that tells how I do it. Address Dr. Shooo, Box 515, Racine, Wis. Mild cases, not chronic, are often cured by one or two bottles. At all druggists. "I do pray, Aunt Betsey," said Seraph Inn. "Perhaps. But you don't mean what you say, or you'd help the Lord to an swer your prayer. Prayer and pains go together! Remember your parrot's sermon, dearie, and don't be blue!" Seraphina promised that she would try not to give up to low spirits any more than she could help, which, for her, was a step forward. Christian Herald. Fireside Chats. When grown people are nervous and tired they want to rest and be let alone, but -they never think a baby needs the same thing. If it is restless they rock it, toss It, shake rattles at it, anything to keep it awake and ex cited. They will not let it take a good cry, forgetting that it may be a relax ation to it, as it sometimes is to them. A baby's fretfulness is purely physical and the result often of over-excited nerves, and it should, at least for the first six months of its life, be -kept quiet and unstimulated beyond its natural pace of development. The day of usefulness for brooms may be doubled If a little care and at tention are given them. They should not be used always one way, as this makes them wear one-sided. They should never he stood on the brush, but hung up. A hole through the end (Continued on Page Twelve.) Kri. WlHriow' BeethlBK Syra. VaebMirawl wr mximmm lr g tuthixo, -witk mracrvvccM. 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