The Commoner. 9 Home Department. (Continued from Page Eight.) that up-to-date railroad managers are always ready to pay handsomely for bright ideas. When bridal couples visit San .Fran cisco they always go to the Cliff House and watch the sea lions. We did. In San Francisco bridal couples al ways visit Chinatown and eat at a Chinese restaurant. We did. In short, we did what bridal couples have been doing ever since- the insti tution of marriage was founded, and ..we enjoyed it all just as much as if we had been married only two weeks instead of five years. Come to think of it, I believe we enjoyed it all the more for having waited five years. The trip home was as interesting as the trip out. The sights we missed going we found returning. We sat in our section of the palatial sleeper and watched by the hour the grandest scenery ever- spread before human eyes. It was just like sitting at one's front window and watching the world go rushing by, mountain peak fol lowed by bottomless canon, and bot tomless canon followed by glimpses of an ever-changing sky. "Isn't it glorious?" whispered Dor othy, leaning toward me. For answer I slipped my arm about her waist and looked around to see if anybody was watching. I didn't see anybody looking, so I squeezed her hard and gave her a kiss. s Actually, I -had forgotten that was a staid married man and. the father of a girl big enough to run to the gate and meet me every evening. It takes a genuine genius to devise a scheme that will make a married man of five years standing forget that his wife has been his companion that 1 I aSvVI I KHVfln love is unecfually VB Iabor is lightened by . vl 1ovp. Hut Invp ran tint I-- . , -. .... lighten pain or relieve it. Many a man looks on at his wife's suffering willing to uo anyuung to aid her and able to do nothing. bometimes, however, the husband's attention is directed to Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription and its remarkable cures of womanly dis eases. He may not have much hope of a cure, but he is led to try the medicine, with the result that in almost every case there is a perfect and permanent cure. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription cures irregularity. It dries the drains which weaken women, heals inflammation and ulceration, and cures female weakness. As a tonic for women who are nervous, sleepless, worn-out and run-down "Fa vorite Prescription" is unqcmaled. "In answer to your letter I will say, my wife commenced to complain twenty years ago." writes i.ewis A. Miller, ex'Chierof-l'olice, of 33 Prospect St., Weissport, Pa. We have tried Hie skill of twelve different doctors. She look gal lons of medicine during the time she was ill, until I wrote to you and you told us what to do. She has taken eight bottles of Dr. Pierce's Fa vorite Prescription and six of the 'Golden Med ical Discovery.' S'lecau do her own work now and can walk around again and is quite smart." Favorite Prescription " has the testi mony of thousands of women to its com plete cure of womanly diseases. Do not accept an unknown and unproved sub stitute in its place. ' Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets invigor ate stomach, liver and bowels. many years and appear to him as the bride of yesterday. But, as I remarked in the beginning, Dorothy is a genius. It was not until the grand agricul tural section of Nebraska began to glide by the car windows that we re called the truth. As we saw the stacked wheat and the nodding corn of the Nebraska fields we began to realize that it was a belated bridal tour, Up to that time the miles were reeled off too rapidly. Now they seemed to be slower than molasses in January. We wanted to get home, for there was waiting for us a golden-haired little girl whose lisping tongue could say "papa" and "mama" in sweetest accents. I had telegraphed ahead, so the lit tle one was at the house when we got there. But with our arrival at the house the bridal tour ceased, and what followed is of no public interest. Even if. it had been it was none of the pub lic's business. "Well, was my scheme a success?" asked Dorothy as she donned a wrap per and started for the kitchen. This time I did not have to look around to see if anybody was watch ing. I just grabbed her and the golden-haired daughter and waltzed them around the room. "Was it a success?" I exclaimed. "Dorothy, we'll take another bridal tour on our tenth anniversary, and we'll go over the same route. And next time we'll take the whole family." And we'll do it, too, God willing. -W. M. M. (THE. END.) Litttfe Household Helps. A variation of baked apples has the somewhat fanciful name of "apples on the half-shell. ' Slices of bread are cut into rounds (the cover of a half pound baking powder can makes a good size), buttered, and put in a bak ing pan. Pare and core some large, good apples, cut them crosswise Into inch-thick slices, put one on each side of bread, dust with granulated sugar, and put in hot oven. Bake twenty minutes, and serve with plain or whipped cream. A little powdered pumice-stone will remove the ring of discoloration in a flower vase that does not yield to rins ing with ammonia water. If out of reach of the fingers and it is an evi dence of the "total depravity of inani mate things" that these rings gener ally are the powder may be applied with a damp cloth tied to the end of a little stick. The mechanical skill that has devel oped the trolley system has not dis dained to lend itself to that common household belonging, curtain poled. Some new poles are shown in which the hanging works easily, in a con cealed groove, after the manner of trolley wheels. A touch slides the cur tain back and forth, and jerky catches are unknown. A kitchen microscope is something new, yet such a thing, and why not? we are told is on the market. It con sists of a lens, mounted in .a simple, serviceable manner, which is strong enough to show organisms where and when such things are suspected. The presence of taint or tissue changes can be speedily recognized with it. The vapor arising from the burning sulphur of one or more sulphur matches will often remove small cof fee and tea stains, if the spots are previously moistened, but the fabric must be immediately rinsed after wards to preserve it from injury. Extracts of vanila, it Is said, can be made for home use cheaper than it can be bought. Two vanila beans, half a pint of pure alcohol and half a pint of boiled and cooled or distilled water will make a pint of the extract. A bucket or tub of unslacked lime, placed in the cellar, will add much to the general healthfulness of the house, especially in -damp weather. A straw hat may be cleaned by wip- See that Spot I g& j&mi& --mm h vlnSt 'aais ftp H' 1ovl doni but your friends do. Why don't you have it covorod? It can bo dono. The trouble is not chronic, but functional. It is caused by a weakened condition of tho hair follicle duo to a microbe that foods upon and destroys tho delicate mucous membrano with which it is lined. The Hair-root deprived of its nourishment, gradually becomes weakoned, shrivels up, and the hair easily falls from its collapsed follicle. This very common condition known as prematuro baldness is ovorcome by tho use of Cranitonic Hair and Scalp Food, tho only safe and scientific cure for all hair and scalp diseases. It strikes at once at tho seat of the disorder, destroys tho mi crobe that causes it and assists in feeding tho weakened hair-follicle back to health. Cranitonic Hair and Scalp Food is not groasy or sticky, and contains no disagree ablo or dangerous sediments. It is clear, puro as crystal, and dolfghtful to uso. Its odor is pleasant yet not pungent. Tho important thing is it grows hair. For sale by druggists at $1.00 tho bottlo, or sent, oxpressago prepaid, upon re ceipt of price by the Crantonic Hair Food Co. SPECIAL NOTICE. If you have a thinly covorod spot like that shown abovq you are becoming prematurely bald. Don't wait until your case becomes chronic. Writo the Cranitonic Hair and Scalp Institute, 520 West Broadway, Now York City, and send a small sample of your hair combings; stato in your letter if you have dandruff, falling hair or itching scalp, when our physicians will make a micro scopic examination of tho hair, mail you a report upon its condition and prescribe curative treatment free of chargo. To all who send hair we will mail frco a 48-pago illustrated book entitlod'MHair Cure;" also a samplo of tho Cranitonic products. ADDRESS - " , Cranitonic Hair Food Co., 526 WEST BROADWAY, New York City. ing it with a wet sponge and then scrubbing it with salts of lemon. When clean, hang up by fire to dry. The burning of a sulphur candle in a room infested .with pests of any kind will 'relieve you of them in a short time. Sunny South. For Sale. A block in Bethany, Nebraska, near the Christian College, and a block at University Place, Nebraska-, near-Wes-leyan University. Persons desiring to move to either of these towns for the purpose of educating their children can obtain a bargain by addressing Geo. E. Waite, No. 324 So. 12th St., Lincoln, Neb. Fame's Eternal Camping Ground. The campaigns and battles of tho civil war were on a scale of surpass ing magnitude. There were more than a score of single battles, sometimes extending over several days, in each of which the losses in killed and wounded on the federal side wero greater than the aggregate of all our losses in all our other wars combined. How paltry seem the 5,000 killed and wounded in the war of 1812, or the war in Mexico, or the war with Spain, compared with the 14,000 at Shiloh, 15,000 at the Chlckahominy, 13,000 at Antietam, the same at Fredericksburg,. 16,000 at Chancellorsville, 23,000 at Gettysburg, 16,000 at Chickamauga, 37,000 in the Wilderness and 26,000 at Spottsylvania. The grand aggregate of destruction fairly staggers the Im agination accustomed as we have been for moro than a generation to the fig ures: 93,000 killed by bullets, 186,000 killed by disease, 25,000 dead from other causes a grand total of 304,000, about one in nine of every man who wore the uniform. In no other war in all time has such respect been paid to the dead. Imme diately after its close the secretary of war was directed by congress "to se cure suitable burial placed, and to have these grounds enclosed, so that the resting places of the honored dead may be kept sacred forever.' In gev enty-nino separate and distinct na tional cemeteries the bodies of nearly 300,000 soldiers who died during tho civil war are interred, and the decora tion of their graves with flowers on a fixed day has become a national cus tom Some tf tho cemeteries contain each a silent army of over 10,000 sol diers, in. serried ranks marked by the white headstones, on nearly half of which is inscribed "unknown." The world may be searched in vain for anything similar or kindred; there is no other such impressive fight. On fame's eternal camping-ground, Their silent tents are spread; And glory guards, with solemn round, The bivouac of the dead. From the United States Army by Gen. F. V. Greene, in Scrlbner's. Dr. Miles' Anti-Pain Pills. 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