' w & iff The Commoner. W BW 'v I Will Cure You of Rheumatism . No pay until you know it. After 2,000 experiments, I have learned how to cure Rheumatism. Not to turn bony joints into flesh again; that is Impossible. But I can cure the disease always, at any state, and for ever. . I ask for no money. Simply write me a postal and I will send you an order on your nearest druggist for six bottles of Dr. Shoop's Rheumatic Cure, for every druggist keeps it. Use it for a month, and if it does what I claim pay your druggist $5.50 for it. If it doesn't I will pay him myself. I have no samples. Any medicine that can affect Rheumatism with but a few doses must be drugged to the verge of danger. I use no such drugs. It is folly to take them. You must get the disease out of the blood. My remedy does that, even in the most difficult, obstinate cases. No matter how impossible this seems to you, I know It and I take the risk. I have cured tens of thousands of cases In this way, and my records show that 39 out of 40 who get those six bottles pay, and pay gladly. I have learned that people In general are honest with a physician who cures them. That is all I ask, If I fall I don't expect a penny from you. Simply write me a postal card or letter. Let me send you an order for the medicine. Take it for a month; for it won't harm you anyway. If it cures, pay $5.50. I leave that entirely to you. I will mail you a book that tells how I do it, Address Dr. Shoop, Box 515, Racine, Wis. Mild cases, not chronic, are often cured by one or two bottles. At all druggists. Items of Interest. the United States during the past year had 22.43 admissions per thousand of strength. There are 751 newspapers and per iodicals In Sweden, including fifty-two dailies. Stockholm has twelve dailies seven published in the morning and five in the evening, which is a large number for a city of 320,000 inhabi tants. It is estimated that the value of land along rural delivery routes has in creased from $2 to $5 an acre. Then, too, there is an educational value in the rural free delivery, in that thou sands more magazines and periodicals are finding their way to people s homes. Last year 386 tons of cigarettes, val ued at $1,737,000, or fully five times as many as ten years ago, were consumed in Germany, These cigarettes came from France, Austria-Hungary, Rus sia, Turkey, Egypt, Algeria and the United States, 60 per cent coming from Egypt. Notwithstanding the so-called indus trial crisis in Belgium, trade statistics just issued show that during the nine months of the present year the in crease of -imports over the correspond ing period of last year Is 2 per cent. There is, however, a slight falling off in the exports, amounting to 2 per cent. The acclimatization of the Scotch grouse In Siberia, on the east Prussian Crown moors, and on the Eiffel, has proved so successful that in the last mentioned district a thousand birds are now seen where thirteen months ago there was not a single one. The experiment is to be repeated in other Prussian provinces. -New York state farmers, are buying potatoes for their own consumption, a situation unheard of. there for years. An American dealer has reduced the price of ice in Rouen, France, in one year from 300 francs a ton to. GO francs. The Queen of Spain likes good music, and during her residence at San Se bastian, in summer, never fails to in vito Sarasate to her palace for some priva'te soirees. A "White Cloud, Kas., man was seen on the street carrying a rusty stove pipe. Another fellbw kicked the stovepipe, and out tumbled several chickens the man was making way with. . The mining of phosphate rock Is one of the important industries in Flor ida and South Carolina, and .it amounts to 1,500,000 tons a year, val ued at $5,3GO,000 at the point of pro duction. The British black rat, almost entire ly exterminated during the last hun dred years by the brown Norwegian rat, is carefully protected and pre served on an estate at Greenlees, Mont gomery. There seems to be no longer any doubt that Italy will, within a few years, turn from a sugar-importing to a sugar-exporting country. The past two seasons have witnessed a remark ,ablo development of the beet sugar in -dustry. The admission rate for alcoholism in the army as a whole during the year 1900 was 15.34 per thousand of strength as compared with 14.49 In 1899 and . with .28.67, the mean annual rate of the decado 1889-98. Troops serving In STOPS THJE COUGH And Works off the Cold. Laxative Dromo Quinine Tablets cure a cold ., in ono day. No Cure, No Pay. Price 25 cents. TriCrs. "Wlnalow's Soothing Syrup. Has boen used for ovor butt teaks by mil lions of mothekb for their cniLDBKN vrniLE TEETIlINd, with PEEFECT SlJCCEBB. It SOOTHES tho cnrr.D, eoftkns Iho gums, allays all fain, cubes wind colic, and is tlio bett remedy for diaiirikka. Sold by Druggists in every part of tho world. Be sure and ask for "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup," and tako no other kind. Twen-ty-flvo cents a bottle. It is tho best of all. The Greatest Hen. The greatest naturalist was Lin naeus, - ' The father of modern chemistry was Lavoisier. The greatest conqueror of ancient times was Alexander. The keenest critic of any age or country was Voltaire. Copernicus is justly deemed "The Father of Modern Astronomy." Archimedes Is considered to bo the founder of the science of physics. B'ossuet was the most gifted orator the Roman church ever produced. Herodotus was the greatest histor ian and the father of all written his tory. The greatest Methodist was John Wesley, the founder of this denomina tion. Cuvler was the most famous com parative anatomist and the founder of the science. The most famous English admiral was Nelson, who destroyed the French power at sea. The most noted Roman orator was Cicero, who won his renown in his orations against Catiline. The most famous tenor was Far! nelll. It was said of him, "There is one God and one Farlnelli." Montaigne was the most effective essay writer, and the founder of thin stylo of composition. The most noted electrician is Edi son, whose inventions in that line are numbered by hundreds. The most lugubrious poet was Jere miah, His mournful style has given the world the word "Jeremiad." -St, Louis Globe-Democrat. THE STORY OF THE LATE MRS. BROWN. It is admitted that her name was not Brown. For obvious reasons ifc is not wise to mention names in such a case. For tho facts of thi life story are so common that any woman could relate them to some of her married friends, and probably might do so, if the name happened to fit. Therefore a real story is printed under a wrong name. When Mrs. Brown married she was what every ono called a remarkably fine girl. She was tho very picture of health. She knew nothing about1 headaches or nerves, but enjoyed life thoroughly working or playing. Everybody called Brown a lucky man, and Brown thought so himself. After the first baby came, Mrs. Brown began to feel tired sometimes at the end of the day. Then there came another little guest, and the mother used to feel tired before the end of the day came. She knew now that she had nerves, and also had learned the mean ing of headache. About this time peo ple used to speak of Mrs. Brown'p falling off in looks. Her figure lost its graceful lines, her cheeks their rosy plumpness. Mr. Brown wasn't losing anything by the way. He was putting on flesh, and showed in every way the comfortable easo of a man who has a good home and a good wife to manage it. Mr. Brown believed in large families. Every visit of the stork was to him a cause of happi ness. No man could have been more proud of his family. He didn't realize either his own selfishness or his wife's sacrifices. If he had seen a true picture of his family life it would have shown him in a cart surrounded by a happy family and his wifo in tho shafts wearily, uuu nuiiui, umwiug mo neavy load. They got just ono too many on tho load at last, and after that the neighbors spoke of the late Mrs. Brown. FAST-LIVING WOMEN. It is not only the women who turn night into day and sacrifice health to pleasure who live fast. The wife and mother who in household duties and maternal cares exhausts vitality more rapidly than it can be supplied, is also living fast, and fast living does not mean long living, In a normal condition of" health a woman is equal to all proper womanly obligations. She can guide the house and rear a family, and as a grandmother still show the signs of womanly beauty and strength. But so few women are normally healthy. Their vitality is of ten lessened by un- """J. ", uy uiauuse 01 tne delicate womanly organs, while the household cares mcroaso as the family grows. Ev- motherildAe0tS f S strength from .its mother should bo relieved Kowry possible burden and anxioty, instead of which she carries the household burden to tho last. Is it any wonder that under these circumstances her strength fails and she breaks down under a load which physical weakness can no longer restrain? Tile conditions of our life are such thatwomen do not have, as a rule, fit opportunity for rest and recreation. The necessity, therefore, is apparent for some strength-preserving and strength creating medicine to euro tho diseases that woakon women and to strengthen them for the obligations of maternity. That medicine exists and has been tho means of restoring thousands of weak and sick women to lasting health. 'I had poor health for nine years (ever since the birth of my child)," writes Mrs. Armintie Watkins, of Acme, Kanawha Co., W. Va. "Had fbmale weakness; was very irregular and would suffer untold misery. When I wrote I had no idea that I would ever got well, but when your letter reached me I began to have hope. I commenced taking Dr. jTioiues meaicmes as di rected and began to im prove in strength. I was soon able to do tho work for my family of six. I have recommended Dr. Pierce's medicines to a number of my friends, and they think there nev er were such medicines in tho world. I think so myself. I took eight bottles, three of 'Favor ite Prescription' and fivo of 'Golden Medical Dis covery and two vials of Pellets" WOMEN LOSE . CONFIDENCE in medicines and doctors after they have beea treated "without benefit and tiak.en medicines without qurei It is hard to persuade) such woraon to mak.Janother trial, even of JG)r, Pierce's Fa vorite Prescription, with the testi'mon v of Kn manv women to its cures. It is to such-women, discouraged, sick, hope less, that Dr. Piorce specially oxtonds his. offer of free c'onsultationTby letter. Any sick woman is invited to consult Dr. Pierce, by letter,-. All corres pondence is held as strictly private and sacredly confidential. Address Doctor R. V. Piorce, Buffalo, N. Y. m "When I wrote to you in March, ask ing advice as to what to do for myself," says Mrs. Ella Reynolds, of Gufflo, Mc Lean Co., Ky.T "I was expecting to bo come a mother in Juno, and was sick all tho time. Had been sick for several months. Could not got anything to stay in my stomach, not even water. Had mishaps twice in six months, threatening all tho timo with this one. Had female weakness for several years. My hips, back and lower bowels hurt me all the time. Had numbness from my hips down. Had several hard cramping spells, and was not able to do any work at all. I received your answer ma few days telling me to tako Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. I took three bottles, and before I had taken it a week I was better, and before I had taken it a month I was able to'help to-do my work. On the 27th of May my baby wa3 born, and I was only sick throe hours, and had an easy time. Tho doc tor said I got along nicely. Wo praise Dr. Pierce's medicine, for it has cured m. I p better now than I have been for thirteon years," GIVE IT A TRIAL. No matter how many medicines have uouil triOU in vnin. thnrn'a slnrnva a probability of a perfect cure for wom anly diseases by the use of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. It establishes regularity, dries weakening drains, heals inflammation and ulceration, and cures female weakness. For weak, run-down women it bf the best of tonics and nervines, restoring health and strength. f ' A GIFT. iDr. Pierce's Medical Adviser, 1C08 pafees, paper covers, is sent free on re cejpt of 21 one-cent stamps to cover oxponse of mailing ' only. Address DrJ R.; V. Pierce, Buffalo, Nj. Y. ; A