The commoner. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-1923, November 01, 1901, Page 6, Image 6
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Y. SolA by all DrorclfU. s: Whether Common or Not. c v .. . vv " ir ul, niiV'K WUb ALIVE. k.' l)J I. see Nick Ridgeley's grandson is a-cuttin' quite a swell ' Down at th' seat o' government, an' makin' free t' tell What ho knows 'bout finances, an' what he thinks is th' best : Ft t keen our cireulniinn n. wnriHn' wifv,f i. Says he thinks like his grandpa, Nick Biddle's right-hand m2b Si A bank o' th' United- States is jus' th' proper plan- "' - vn mat ned mstltoot it an' he'd warant it to thrive But I bet he couldn't do if if 01 Hick'ry wus alive. They've got the people locoed with their system o' finance The banks git all th' money and they never miss a chance. w m -uy ?.m? Vonds an put 'em in our Uncle Sammy's vault, An' th' int'rest keens a-comin' with nnw i,ifnT, ui,,. ' Then th' banks git notes upon 'cm, which notes are alwavs lent - l T' 'commodate th' people-at th' rate o' ten n'er cor,7 Y " (- in banks git double int'rest, an' lawmakers all connive But I bet they couldn't do if 01' Hick'ry wus alive. They tax us till our money is piled up in Washington ' An Gage, ho tells th' papers that some action must 'be done ' Then he loans th' banks th' money an' no Int'rest he'll assess But th' people pay ten f'r it-which, of course, relieves distss Slif Sit th' money from th' banks they straightaway Hunt up th' tax collector an' once more their taxes pay It's a never endin' circle, goin"round from year f year But I bet 'twould soon be busted if 01' Hick'ry wus here ' V p tvT Mi tKP; '. i The Bildads. "I wish you would give me a dollar, dear,'-' remarked Mrs. Bildad as she poured the evening coffee and sweets ened it to the exact taste of her hus band. "A dollar!" exclaimed Mr. Bildad, pausing in his work of carving off the choicest bit of the porterhouse for him self. "A dollar! What on earth do you want with a dollar? I gave you 75 cents day before yesterday. What did you do with that?" ."Spent it," replied Mrs. Bildad. "Of course you spent it! You can't keep money. I wager ""you spent it foolishly, too." "Perhaps I did, dear. I bought six yards of 3-cent calico to make me a wrapper, and two pairs of 10-cent stockings for littlp Henry, and a ball of darning twine and a spool of thread, and a paper of needles, and a post age stamp to write to mother, and a 5-cent handkerchief for Susan, and a pad of note paper to write letters on, and a bunch of envelopes. It took 10 cents for car fare and I dropped a penny in the box of a poor blind man on the corner." "Um-m-m! Well, I guess that's all right, but it seems to me that one pair of stockings would have been enough j.ur nenry. "But what would he do while I was washing that ?" 'Please don't argue, - Mrs. Bildad. What do you want with a dollar?" "Well, we received notice today that our subscription to the Family Mes senger has expired, and I do so want to keep it. It is " "Well, we'll have to let it drop. Times are too hard to pay out a dollar a year for a paper." "But it, is such a good paper. It keeps us posted on all tho events of the world, and the children read it and learn so much about government and politics and etiquette an" "Let 'em learn all that from me. I can't afford to spend a dollar for news papers now. Times are too hard. I don't take no stock in teaching chil dren politics and government and all that sort of thing. Let 'em read tho Evening Whooper and tho Morninc Yell." h "But the Family Messenger is such a clean paper and it is so instructive that I do want the children to read it. Besides I enjoy it so much and it is so full of instruction, that " ' "Thero ain't no use talking, Mrs. Bildad. I can't afford it. We'll-have to let it drop. That's the end' oftiio matter now." Mrs. Bildad sighed and remained 'si lent during the rest of the evening re past. Presently Mr. Bildad folded his napkin shoved his chair back from" the table and arose. Reaching into his pocket he pulled out a 10-cent cigar and calmly lighted it. It was lifs sixth for the day. Then he reached for his hat. . Mrs Bildad1"6 giDg' dear?" aSked "Down town a little while, "i'li" bo back early. Don't sit up for me." Then Mr. Bildad rode down 'town and spent five hours and $1.75 playing billiards. But, really, times were so hard hev could not afford to take a paper'that1 was interesting and instructive and a benefit to his family. . ".., A Political Fnble. Once upon a time a Strenuous Man arose before a Multitude and proceeded' to Exhort. Ho laid Especial Stress upon the existence of certain combina tions in the Business World and advo cated their control by the National" Government. ' "Demagogue!" exclaimed the Man agers of the Combinations. . ' : But the Strenuous Man paid no Heed, and continued to Exhort mightily saying that the Trusts and Combines should be made to Toe the Mark". ' His Remarks were listened to' with Marked Appreciation, and certain Or gans insisted that he had Struck the' Keynote. A' few weeks later the Strenuous Man was in a position to. Make Good, but ho started off by retaining as an Advisor a man known to be Hand in Glove with the Trusts. ' - "Why is this Thus?" inquired a few ' Impudent Men. "Did you not say so-and-so?" "True," replied tho Strenuoup Man,'1 but do you happen to notice any Scenic Properties, Red Fire and Stage" Effects now?" Moral: It all Depends on the Point of view. v,k" A Solemn Reality. ' Quit writing Jokes on buying coal; ) For there's no joke about it. . ' . .That's true just buy a ton. or two, : And you'll no longer doubt it. Will M. Maupiri; '