1 3 -( i-i i"t iTt T$ ' might "bo wcll to adopt a new method in our effort to subjugate the Filipinos. Let us keep them so busy laughing that they will not have time to light. Lot us substitute for every ammunition wagon now in use in the Philippine Islands a furniture van loaded with American literature. 1 'i Instead of scattering bullets among them, let; us'scattcrjifor instance, copies of the Declar ation of Indepbndence. If the average Filipino is "full of fun,'? if "he can detect a joke quicker than many Americans," if he is "always ready to laugh," how he will bubble over with merri ment' when ho reads that declaration of princi ples adopted July 4, HlQ. ! ' Ho will haVe no difficulty in detecting the joke, or in responding with a laugh when ho reads in that declaration that it is a self-evident truth that all men are created equal, and that they are endowed by their Creator witlr certain inalienable rights, among which are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. All of his thirst for blood, all of his inclin ation to war, will disappear in the immensity of his mirth, when he reads that to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. Then, when the Filipino has read through the list of abuses and usurpations against which the American - colonists revolted, and is about to -bo sobered up by the realization that after all this is not so much a joke as it eeemed, it may be necessary to once more arouse his merriment. ' It will then be necessary to supply him with fresh material, but the libraries of America are full of such material. It will be well then to distribute among the Filipinos copies of those songs whioh for years have made the American heart beat quicker. It will be well to supply him with copies of our school books, which are full of splendid tributes to liberty, tributes made by American leaders whose memory wo love to revere; tributes made not to the liberty of kings, but to the liberty of men; tributes mado not to the right of one individual or a set x of individuals to govern another set, but trib utes made to the rights of men according to the laws of nature's God. Send them the words of "Washington, of Jefferson, of Adams, of Franklin. Let them read the immortal speech of Pat rick Henry, wherein he exclaimed "Give mo liberty, or give me death!" Send them the present day novels, so popu lar among our own people, in which the strug gles of the American colonists for freedom against the despotism of a king are so graphic ally pictured. Send them the history of Lincoln and the men of his time. Send them copies of the republican plat forms from the days of John 0. Fremont to the year in whioh William McKinley was nomi. natcd. Lot them read there the eloquent trib utes paid to a liberty that shall includo all peoples everywhere. Let them read there the proud boast that the very party which is now imposing upon them the policy of imperialism was brought into being under the pretense that The Commoner it was to be the party of human liberty, and grew and thrived under tho claim that its devo tion to liberty and to tho principles of tho Declaration of Independence had never abated one jot or tittle. Let them read tho platform of 1890, on "which William McKinley was first nominated to the presidency. Let them read tho republi can protest against tho massacres in Armenia, "which have aroused tho deep sympathy and just 'indignation of the American people." Let them read the declaration there, that even in Armenia the United States "should exercise all tho influence it can properly exert to bring these atrocities to an end." Let them read in ,the platform the statement that the republican party '-hopefully looks forward to the eventual withdrawal of tho European powers from this hemisphere, and to the ultimate union of all the English speaking parts of the continent by the free consent of its inhabitants." Let them read there the declaration of "a deep and abiding interest with the heroic battles of the Cuban patriots against cruelty and oppression." Let them read there thaff the promise of tho best hopes of the republican party go out for the full success of tho Cubans, determined contest for liberty. Let them read the speech of Lincoln on the battle field 'of Gettysburg. Let them read the declaration of President McKinley, made in his message to Congress, April 11, 1808, wherein he said "I speak not of forcible annexation, vfor that cannot be thought of. That by our code of morals would be criminal aggression." j Let them read tho declaration made at Minneapolis, October 12, 1Q99, by Mr. McKin ley, when he said "that Congness will provide for them (the Filipinos) a government which will bring them blessings, which will promote their material interests as well as advance their people in tho paths of civilization and intelli gence, I confidently believe." And when they are reading this, do not forget to hand them a leaflet on which is printed the proclamation issued by Georgo III in 1770, when in speaking of tho American colonies, he said "I am desir ous of restoring to them the blessings of Taw which they have fatally and desperately ex changed for the calamities of war and the arbi trary tyranny of their chiefs." Let them read tho republican platform of .1900 wherein it is proposed to give to tho Fili pinos all the liberty they are capable of enjoy ing; and at the same moment let them read the speech delivored in Chicago, July 10, 1858, by Abraham Lincoln wherein he said "Those ar guments that tho inferior race are to bo treated with as much allowance as they are capable of enjoying that as much is to be done for them as their condition will allow, what are these ar guments? They are the arguments that kings have mado for enslaving tho people in all ages of the world." And ,when tho Filipinos have read these . things, wo may well imagine that they will im mediately detect tho joke, quicker even than many Americans have done and that they will bo ready to laugh, oven as many Americans have'laughed. Wo may imagine these Fili pinos, after having perused the history of this country, its Declaration of Independence, its songs, its poems, its orations, its political plat forms and its political handbooks laughing as never men laughed before. Then, when they have been quite over whelmed with mirth, when the Philippine Islands have resounded with the laughter of tho natives who have bo long smuggled, even as our own forefathers struggled; it might be well to bid them all rise as ono man and join in singing ' "My Country, 'tis of thee, ' Swcot land of liberty, Of theo I sing." Nothing would- better complete the .Fili pino's day of fun than an invitation to .join in the singing of that song. W No Private Entrance. Prior-to the Iowa Democratic state conven tion, the Des Moines Leader printed an inter view with Judge Thayer of Clinton, in which that gentleman said: "There can be no private entrance to the silver question. The Demo cratic party cannot get in without being seen going in." The Leader commented approv ingly, on this statement and said that it con tains "a solid kernel of wisdom." On its own behalf the Leader declares: "There is no side entrance to the silver question. If the demo cratic party goes in, every one will see it go. It docs not seem possible to compromise. Either the silver idea must be clung to or it must be discarded. It is not possible to let loose and liold on at the same time." No advocate of the Kansas City platform has ever urged, as a reason for his position, that that platform concealed the. purpose of his party. On the contrary, the champions of the Kansas City platform point with pride to the fact that when the voter reads that platform, he needs no diagram to ascertain the position of the Democratic party. It is true, there is no "private entrance" to the question of bimetallism. The Democratic party cannot get in on tho affirmativo of that question without being seen going in. But the same may be said of the single gold standard question. The Democratic party cannot get in without being seen going in. But the purpose of the gold Democrats is to do the very thing with respect to the gold question which Judge Thayer and the Des Moines Leader say is im possible of accomplishment with respect to the question of bimetallism. They want to discard the principle of bimetallism; they want to cut tho Democratic party completely asunder from tho ties that have bound it to tho money of tho constitution. At the same time they have built a "private entrance" to the gold question, and they are bending every energy to coax tho Democratic party through that entrance. Once past the portala of that entrance and tho Dem ocratic party will become a mere auxiliary or ganization to the republican party, an advocate of the single gold standard, a champion of the trusts, and an abettor of all tho vicious policies which tho advocates. of class privileges seek to fasten upon this country. If it is true that tho "silver idea must bo