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JOHN WRIGHT
Renomination for City Council
Primary election April 4, 1933.
“Keep Your Government Close
to the People.”
Vote for
CHRIS KUHNER
Candidate for
City Councilman
Six years a Councilman and one
year Officio Mayor of College View.
16 years a Volunteer Fireman; 7
years Police Department.
Park Department part of my reg
ular profession.
STAR VAN
MOVES MAN
HARRY A. SHABEN
Candidate for i
City Commissioner
I uiu not ft politician and have
never held a political office. There
fore, I am not influenced by any po
litical group, and if the voters of
the city of Lincoln nominate me as
a councilman at the primary elec
tion April 4th, I pledge myself to
parry on the duties of the office ap
pointed to my charge in a careful,
fymcat and business like way. To
discharge my official duties in har
mony with the expressed wish of the
voters, to stand fearless and firm as
a representative of the citizens of
Lincoln, regardless of color or
creed, and in each and every prob
lem that may come before me, they
will be given rigid and careful con
sideration from every' business angle
before action is taken.
MRS. GEO. H. WENTZ CANDI
DATE FOR RE-ELECTION TO
SCHOOL BOARD
Mrs. Geo. If. Wentz, the only
woman member of the Lincoln
Board of Education is a candidate
for re-cleetion. Mrs. Wentz, who is
also nn active church and civic
worker, has held many important
)>ositioiis in local, state and national
educational activities.
Sho has served efficiently one
term on the Board of Education.
Being the wife of a successful busi
ness man and the mother of three
grown children who went through
the Lincoln schools, she naturally
has more time to give to solving the
many problems that face the School
Board, than would others who have
business to look after.
Mrs. Wentz has served as State
Chairman of the American Child
Health Association—this appoint
ment being made by the State De
partment of Health. She was the
first State President of the Parent
I Teachers Association and held this
position four years. She also
served four years on the Board of
the National Congress of Parents
and Teachers. Mrs. Wentz has had
ten years of practical business ex
peiicnce.—Political adv.
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GOB HUMOR
They were sitting In a restaurant In
San Francisco, the sailor and his
sweetheart, when suddenly she point
ed to another table.
“Who's that officer over there?” she
asked.
"Why, that's our chaplain," he re
plied.
“Why don’t you ask him to Join us?"
she suggested.
"It's O. K. with me, sweetie,” said
the gallant tar. “Just name the day.”
—U. S. S. Texas Steer.
Nice Miiiue
Mother (calling on daughter In new
situation)—Well, bow d'yer like yer
new missus?
Daughter—She's quite affectionate.
She called me "Dear, dear," when I
dropped a trayful of tea things this
afternoon.—Weekly Telegraph, Shef
field.
Source end Mouth
A fourth grade teacher recently
asked, In an examination, for the
source and mouth of the Mississippi
river.
One paper contained the following
answer; “The source Is In Minnesota
and the mouth Is at the other end."
How to Know Your Soul Mate
Joe—How come you go steady with
Elolse?
Hal—She’s different from other
girls.
“How Is that?”
“She’s the only girl who will go with
me.”—Border Cities Star.
MIGHT BE WORSE
“Misfortunes never come singly."
“Oh, I don’t know; Henry VIII had
only one wife at a time.”
No Wonder He Wat Poor
Blinks—Tou s<y the old-fashioned
blacksmith was -i dumb egg?
Jinks—He certainly was. When a
horse was brought In to be shod he
didn’t find forty other things It need
ed to have done to It.
Natural Query
Teacher—Are there any more ques
tions you would like to ask about
whales?
Small Olrl—Teacher, what has the
prince got to d> with them?—Wash
ington Star.
Ditdlusioned
Admirer—I v 11 give you a gold
coin If you get me a lock of the fa
mous author’s hair.
Barber—How many coins If I get
you the whole -vlg?— Slgund Ex Zofl
naeu.
Salesmanship
"I’d like some snap, please.”
“We have Ju^ the thing, miss, for
that delicate' peace blossom complex
ion—”
“It’s not soft soap I want”
Look Out for the Big Boss
Mr. Blgmltt—You're a hen-pecked
little shrimp 1
Mr. Peewee—I’ll bet you wouldn’t
dare say that In the presence of my
wife.—Brooklyn Eagle.
Postpone All Endearments
Mrs. Nagger—Darling, I’m sorry I’ve
been so mean to you lately.
Mr. Nagger—Well, this Is a fine
time to be sor.y. I’m dead broke.—
Pathfinder.
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BREVITIES
Haiti recently Increased all taxes.
Czechoslovakia has placed a con
sumption tax on yeast
Football at Sing Sing returned
$10,000 profit last season, more than
many college teams earned.
TIMELY THOUGHTS
“Competition fa between human be
ings, not sexes."—Anne Morgan.
“No man is great until all other
men are small."—G. K. Chesterton.
“The use of land is the best form
of unemployment Insurance."—Henry
Ford.
“The attainment of an Ideal Is often
the beginning of a disillusion.”—Stan
ley Baldwin.
“I do not look for a boom. Gradual
prosperity is often better than a
boom."—Otto H. Kahn.
“Russia Is concentrating on air pow
er as no other country In the world."
—Lady Drummond Hay.
“It is apparently easier to grow old
gracefully than It Is to keep young
gracefully."—Fannie Hurst.
“To become an opera star Is no
pink tea, but means the hardest kind
of uphill work.”—Claudia Muzlo.
“We need a new type of Institution
distinct from hospital provision, name
ly, a health hostelry.”—Lord Dawson
of Penn.
"The world wilt emerge from Its
present economic ordeal healthier,
stronger and happier than before.”—
Sir Arthur Keith.
FLYING CHIPS
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A day of hard productive work is
the best satisfaction.
Father Time and Death travel to
gether and compare notes.
Send those you like away with a
smile and they’ll come back.
Price fighters are peaceable men.
Their blows are worth money.
What makes Russians patriotic is
that they are all In the same boat
The mildest winter seems to use up
all tlie coal you put In your cellar.
Is life worth living? Well, Isn’t
It worth living, better than you live It?
Talk about “bargains In stocks" and
lots of people will think you're show
ing off.
Don’t encourage a son to defer to
your judgment too much or he won’t
have any spunk.
You mny be able to frame a plaus
ible falsehood, but after that you need
a whole chain of them.
On? may be one of those who can
not get over preferring the old-fash
ioned gold wedding ring as thick as
a $20 gold piece and nearly as heavy.
MEN AND WOMEN
Beauty draws more than oxen.
Pretty faces are often musks for va
cant minds.
No man so Ignorant but may teach
as something.
When a man “doesn’t know what to
soy,” he generally turns red.
There Is tact in letting a lady talk
If she wants to; also discretion.
A woman hater simply hasn't met
the right woman and won’t allow him
self to.
The paint a middle-aged woman puts
on her face never fools the rheuma
tism in her joints.
First thing many an angry woman
does when she has a flare-up with an
other woman Is to plan a party and
leave her out
Azra Aga, the Turk, recently cele
brated his one hundred and seventy
fifth birthday anniversary while trnv
ellng with a circus in Scotland.
Umberger
Ambulance — B-2424
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Trapping of Beaver*
About one hundred years ago trap
ping of the beaver constituted one of
the foremost occupations of the early
settlers, and one rei»ort on record
shows that in 1825, • trapper on the
Sen Francisco river in Arizona, caught
250 beaver In two weeks. Prices paid
for beaver pelts In those days were
small but steadily Increased with the
shortage of the animals until in 1020,
during the fur boom, a first grade
beaver pelt brought as high as $'.00.
Red-Tailed Hawk Get* Chicken*
The red-tailed hawk Is the real
chicken snatcher among hawks. He
has a large wing spread and his length
from head to tail Is almost two feet.
Seen from below lie appears whitish
or tawny, with brown streaks, the tail
gray, with a band of black near the
end and 'tipped with white. Fiom
aliove he is a dull brown, streaked
with grayish or rusty red markings,
the tail chestnut
Prettier Than Pearl
The abulone shell is by many artists
considered more beautiful than the
pearl, to which It nears a certain re
semblance. It presents an immense
variety of beautiful. Iridescent tones
on a pearly substance. Moonstones,
which though only semi-precious, are
of exquisite delicacy, are cast up by
the ocean on its shores.
U*e of Postage Stamp*
Each man, woman and child in the
United Stntes uses one postage stamp
every other day if he or she is an av
erage person. More tiinn 16 billion
stumps are printed every years by our
government. It Is stuted U::t the cost
of printing these stumps is 6% cents
a thousand.
Flies Breed in Zero Weather
Just as there are insects that can
survive a great deal of heat there are
others that can withstand a remark
able amount of cold. Certain flies in
Alaska conduct their nuptial ceremo
nies in deep lce-crevicos where the
temperature is below zero.
Harvest Throughout Year
Harvesting the world’s crops con
tinues throughout the year. In Jauu
ary Australia is at work, February
finds Egypt and southern India at
work while March continues with
Egypt, Africa and India.
Colored Snow
Red snow has been reported at va
rious times from such places at Green
land. Ttflic. ■«Germany ptf. ■ jj‘/hi*r colors
such as 'green and yeilowoS^T also
been observed. These colors are said
to be^due to minute organisms.
Making Prisons Homelike
If prisons were fitted up with libra
ries, center tnbles, rag carpets, and
canary birds, maybe they would look
so much like home that people would
try to keep out of them.—Cincinnati
Times-Star.
Beginning of Glass Muking
America’s glass-making Industry
first got its start at the beginning of
the Seventeenth century at Jamestown,
Va., where an English company oper
ated for a few years.
Has Highest Church Tower
The Ulm Minster Is famous not
merely for its history and beauty, but
also for the fact that it has the high
est church tower in the world, rising
to a height of 529 feet.
When Highway Work Booms
The operation of the highway trans
port system and related industries in
the United States are responsible for
the employment of approximately
3,500,000 workers.
Noiseless Hammer
Called a “noiseless hammer,’’ an In
vention in Germany forces a nail
through a metal channel as pressure is
applied with the aid of a handle.
20,000 Mennonites in Kansas
Kansas has 213 Mennonite churches,
with 20,000 members. Mennonites In
the states west of the Mississippi num
ber more than 150,000.
Eel Swallowed Cod
When a 50-pound conger eel was
opened at Lowestoft, England, recent
ly, a cod weighing 8V4 pounds was
found inside.
U. S. Mail Is Heavy
Tlie United Stutes handles ns much
mall as the nations of Great Britain,
Germany, France and Russia com
bined.
Lion Cubs’ Eyes Open at Birth
Although most members of the cat
tribe are born with their eyes closed,
lion cubs are born with theirs open.
Black Postage Stamps
A black postage stump is Issued only
when a President dies in office, us In
the case of President Hurdlng.
