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PER CARTON— 8c From Your Grocer or Roberts Milkman NOW! NEW LOW PRICER ON GUARAN TEED CLEANING and PRESSING Suits . 60c Overcoats . 75c Dresses .—. 75c Ladies Coats 75c Fine LAUNDRY Work Shirts 10c Ask for Onr New Low Price on Family Bundles EVERY SERVICE OFFERED Two Stores for Your Convenience Correct Cash and Carry Cleaners 1204 M Street 230 No. 12th Earl Coryell -70 i Always Buy from a Home Concern JOHN WRIGHT Renomination for City Council Primary election April 4, 1933. “Keep Your Government Close to the People.” Vote for CHRIS KUHNER Candidate for City Councilman Six years a Councilman and one year Officio Mayor of College View. 16 years a Volunteer Fireman; 7 years Police Department. Park Department part of my reg ular profession. STAR VAN MOVES MAN HARRY A. SHABEN Candidate for i City Commissioner I uiu not ft politician and have never held a political office. There fore, I am not influenced by any po litical group, and if the voters of the city of Lincoln nominate me as a councilman at the primary elec tion April 4th, I pledge myself to parry on the duties of the office ap pointed to my charge in a careful, fymcat and business like way. To discharge my official duties in har mony with the expressed wish of the voters, to stand fearless and firm as a representative of the citizens of Lincoln, regardless of color or creed, and in each and every prob lem that may come before me, they will be given rigid and careful con sideration from every' business angle before action is taken. MRS. GEO. H. WENTZ CANDI DATE FOR RE-ELECTION TO SCHOOL BOARD Mrs. Geo. If. Wentz, the only woman member of the Lincoln Board of Education is a candidate for re-cleetion. Mrs. Wentz, who is also nn active church and civic worker, has held many important )>ositioiis in local, state and national educational activities. Sho has served efficiently one term on the Board of Education. Being the wife of a successful busi ness man and the mother of three grown children who went through the Lincoln schools, she naturally has more time to give to solving the many problems that face the School Board, than would others who have business to look after. Mrs. Wentz has served as State Chairman of the American Child Health Association—this appoint ment being made by the State De partment of Health. She was the first State President of the Parent I Teachers Association and held this position four years. She also served four years on the Board of the National Congress of Parents and Teachers. Mrs. Wentz has had ten years of practical business ex peiicnce.—Political adv. Coryell 70 Better, Cleaner, Cheaper The Review is your paper—sup port it aud its advertisers. GOB HUMOR They were sitting In a restaurant In San Francisco, the sailor and his sweetheart, when suddenly she point ed to another table. “Who's that officer over there?” she asked. "Why, that's our chaplain," he re plied. “Why don’t you ask him to Join us?" she suggested. "It's O. K. with me, sweetie,” said the gallant tar. “Just name the day.” —U. S. S. Texas Steer. Nice Miiiue Mother (calling on daughter In new situation)—Well, bow d'yer like yer new missus? Daughter—She's quite affectionate. She called me "Dear, dear," when I dropped a trayful of tea things this afternoon.—Weekly Telegraph, Shef field. Source end Mouth A fourth grade teacher recently asked, In an examination, for the source and mouth of the Mississippi river. One paper contained the following answer; “The source Is In Minnesota and the mouth Is at the other end." How to Know Your Soul Mate Joe—How come you go steady with Elolse? Hal—She’s different from other girls. “How Is that?” “She’s the only girl who will go with me.”—Border Cities Star. MIGHT BE WORSE “Misfortunes never come singly." “Oh, I don’t know; Henry VIII had only one wife at a time.” No Wonder He Wat Poor Blinks—Tou s<y the old-fashioned blacksmith was -i dumb egg? Jinks—He certainly was. When a horse was brought In to be shod he didn’t find forty other things It need ed to have done to It. Natural Query Teacher—Are there any more ques tions you would like to ask about whales? Small Olrl—Teacher, what has the prince got to d> with them?—Wash ington Star. Ditdlusioned Admirer—I v 11 give you a gold coin If you get me a lock of the fa mous author’s hair. Barber—How many coins If I get you the whole -vlg?— Slgund Ex Zofl naeu. Salesmanship "I’d like some snap, please.” “We have Ju^ the thing, miss, for that delicate' peace blossom complex ion—” “It’s not soft soap I want” Look Out for the Big Boss Mr. Blgmltt—You're a hen-pecked little shrimp 1 Mr. Peewee—I’ll bet you wouldn’t dare say that In the presence of my wife.—Brooklyn Eagle. Postpone All Endearments Mrs. Nagger—Darling, I’m sorry I’ve been so mean to you lately. Mr. Nagger—Well, this Is a fine time to be sor.y. I’m dead broke.— Pathfinder. The Review 50c per year BREVITIES Haiti recently Increased all taxes. Czechoslovakia has placed a con sumption tax on yeast Football at Sing Sing returned $10,000 profit last season, more than many college teams earned. TIMELY THOUGHTS “Competition fa between human be ings, not sexes."—Anne Morgan. “No man is great until all other men are small."—G. K. Chesterton. “The use of land is the best form of unemployment Insurance."—Henry Ford. “The attainment of an Ideal Is often the beginning of a disillusion.”—Stan ley Baldwin. “I do not look for a boom. Gradual prosperity is often better than a boom."—Otto H. Kahn. “Russia Is concentrating on air pow er as no other country In the world." —Lady Drummond Hay. “It is apparently easier to grow old gracefully than It Is to keep young gracefully."—Fannie Hurst. “To become an opera star Is no pink tea, but means the hardest kind of uphill work.”—Claudia Muzlo. “We need a new type of Institution distinct from hospital provision, name ly, a health hostelry.”—Lord Dawson of Penn. "The world wilt emerge from Its present economic ordeal healthier, stronger and happier than before.”— Sir Arthur Keith. FLYING CHIPS - A day of hard productive work is the best satisfaction. Father Time and Death travel to gether and compare notes. Send those you like away with a smile and they’ll come back. Price fighters are peaceable men. Their blows are worth money. What makes Russians patriotic is that they are all In the same boat The mildest winter seems to use up all tlie coal you put In your cellar. Is life worth living? Well, Isn’t It worth living, better than you live It? Talk about “bargains In stocks" and lots of people will think you're show ing off. Don’t encourage a son to defer to your judgment too much or he won’t have any spunk. You mny be able to frame a plaus ible falsehood, but after that you need a whole chain of them. On? may be one of those who can not get over preferring the old-fash ioned gold wedding ring as thick as a $20 gold piece and nearly as heavy. MEN AND WOMEN Beauty draws more than oxen. Pretty faces are often musks for va cant minds. No man so Ignorant but may teach as something. When a man “doesn’t know what to soy,” he generally turns red. There Is tact in letting a lady talk If she wants to; also discretion. A woman hater simply hasn't met the right woman and won’t allow him self to. The paint a middle-aged woman puts on her face never fools the rheuma tism in her joints. First thing many an angry woman does when she has a flare-up with an other woman Is to plan a party and leave her out Azra Aga, the Turk, recently cele brated his one hundred and seventy fifth birthday anniversary while trnv ellng with a circus in Scotland. Umberger Ambulance — B-2424 UNDERTAKERS—1110 Q St. i Trapping of Beaver* About one hundred years ago trap ping of the beaver constituted one of the foremost occupations of the early settlers, and one rei»ort on record shows that in 1825, • trapper on the Sen Francisco river in Arizona, caught 250 beaver In two weeks. Prices paid for beaver pelts In those days were small but steadily Increased with the shortage of the animals until in 1020, during the fur boom, a first grade beaver pelt brought as high as $'.00. Red-Tailed Hawk Get* Chicken* The red-tailed hawk Is the real chicken snatcher among hawks. He has a large wing spread and his length from head to tail Is almost two feet. Seen from below lie appears whitish or tawny, with brown streaks, the tail gray, with a band of black near the end and 'tipped with white. Fiom aliove he is a dull brown, streaked with grayish or rusty red markings, the tail chestnut Prettier Than Pearl The abulone shell is by many artists considered more beautiful than the pearl, to which It nears a certain re semblance. It presents an immense variety of beautiful. Iridescent tones on a pearly substance. Moonstones, which though only semi-precious, are of exquisite delicacy, are cast up by the ocean on its shores. U*e of Postage Stamp* Each man, woman and child in the United Stntes uses one postage stamp every other day if he or she is an av erage person. More tiinn 16 billion stumps are printed every years by our government. It Is stuted U::t the cost of printing these stumps is 6% cents a thousand. Flies Breed in Zero Weather Just as there are insects that can survive a great deal of heat there are others that can withstand a remark able amount of cold. Certain flies in Alaska conduct their nuptial ceremo nies in deep lce-crevicos where the temperature is below zero. Harvest Throughout Year Harvesting the world’s crops con tinues throughout the year. In Jauu ary Australia is at work, February finds Egypt and southern India at work while March continues with Egypt, Africa and India. Colored Snow Red snow has been reported at va rious times from such places at Green land. Ttflic. ■«Germany ptf. ■ jj‘/hi*r colors such as 'green and yeilowoS^T also been observed. These colors are said to be^due to minute organisms. Making Prisons Homelike If prisons were fitted up with libra ries, center tnbles, rag carpets, and canary birds, maybe they would look so much like home that people would try to keep out of them.—Cincinnati Times-Star. Beginning of Glass Muking America’s glass-making Industry first got its start at the beginning of the Seventeenth century at Jamestown, Va., where an English company oper ated for a few years. Has Highest Church Tower The Ulm Minster Is famous not merely for its history and beauty, but also for the fact that it has the high est church tower in the world, rising to a height of 529 feet. When Highway Work Booms The operation of the highway trans port system and related industries in the United States are responsible for the employment of approximately 3,500,000 workers. Noiseless Hammer Called a “noiseless hammer,’’ an In vention in Germany forces a nail through a metal channel as pressure is applied with the aid of a handle. 20,000 Mennonites in Kansas Kansas has 213 Mennonite churches, with 20,000 members. Mennonites In the states west of the Mississippi num ber more than 150,000. Eel Swallowed Cod When a 50-pound conger eel was opened at Lowestoft, England, recent ly, a cod weighing 8V4 pounds was found inside. U. S. Mail Is Heavy Tlie United Stutes handles ns much mall as the nations of Great Britain, Germany, France and Russia com bined. Lion Cubs’ Eyes Open at Birth Although most members of the cat tribe are born with their eyes closed, lion cubs are born with theirs open. Black Postage Stamps A black postage stump is Issued only when a President dies in office, us In the case of President Hurdlng.