ne nonen^oiiemx . STARTLING EXPOSURE OF INNER LIFE OF KAISER AND CROWN PRINCE AS TOLD BY COUNT ERNST VON HELTZENDORFF TO WILLIAM LEQUEUX 1.1 »J | «»wi hi \«#m — Uiili«Hi Je <1 •m t krrr rkrnalrlr* for hi* frtr»4 t *»«*•! I.raat lleltaeadorlV. I^r mrbilua* «»f I be laarr •lir of thr Iaiportal l.rraia r«»art. ha* Mo* rr. wsaiinl thmughitul Ko • «hr pu*»n«or of It* iBOrruiu*! •rrrrl*. the • aclUh **U h«r* U ho" ■*«• of hia: “Ho k*« latitat tie kaonlrdffr «»f the *o. rot *om l«*o of t ••■ileraial « ou* trte* * * 4 fa r»aaidrrrd l»« the Botrrn aoai iof t.real Urltatai an anthorliy ••rh nailer**1 Uothrr aalboril? mmyt “I o** people hate bera mm-re cl«t*rl> a» *ooia«ed with or haoti more of I hr aoaaaflai laarr aaaai< hlaerj of l.er Mt> lhaa ho I oi ary la rlall life, nail for Iho la*t alt tear* the Hrttiali l.»t rraorai haa wade talaahle uae of liU • mm* attire *f *e« ret laiuruailua th rotas h a *pe«-iall; urgaatard dr pari aral **lth «hl they are non arrayed agaiatt 1 I THE MYSTERIES OF FRAU KLEISTI THE <■!«•<» Intrigues <>f Frau Kleist were unknown to any the court *•;at I’ots She was Inlrrd a queer , . uly !«*— of a personage • • ,u ' - j,Wvgn Prince Bttlw •It-H-fi t«< «lay as «*• sa! to t- r tuj r**«i in the It-rlin S*-hh »* f- K • «i -'a* the court dancing : or*" whose fastidious Judgment Us! be m’ -fi.-l bjr any young debu •i ?*- *r before Tli*-y presumed t T • 1-* * -r>- royalty at tli** state < — - ■ II* r real a**- I MW knew. Tru- Iran K.H**t. with her neat V«|M ait *: aer*- taught tty the old la*lv »0 !*• t. - J -a hint and Princess Vleiortu I.. — ■; ah >uj al»ay> went in d ■ r <*f her i-uUMi' tongue and mrr rtmvrkmc manner. Ti . i-cf'ir never permitted any art which ta* not up to n.g . rd of excellence. anil ail «*i * . dan* ** were cmu|iell**d j - - e ...re rhe critical eye of the si a .-*1 **id mdy in h**r stiff «i!fce® gown. When . sh.- had •-•■me <*r who had le .-n *i!.ie for li*-r apisrintmeut « On*- thing was iiuite O' '1. • tle-Ugh at an age when rioUTuatitan prevents agility sli- was an stprt dancer. 1 h* id woman lived in ■ uisidcnihle sty * u a fine bouse i‘|ose to the e bridge at Potsdam. hem-.ith the J. • rg. a power to lie reckoned le. disired to enter the coon i itrl*. It- • t- -tig tier, many strange stories We:- . oat 1 Hie Was that she was an el • r. the mother of the fatuous M -;* s.. v *"fT*ei ’lo” I»umnd. pre It. *-ts : a*- use of the Purls o|*er». and at-ei*!■ r **a» that she h.cl le*en mis tress ■ Me ballet at the Imt>erial opera in I'etrograd in th** >hiys of the Emperor Alexander. Hut so great a tut or*- l.--r i.nt nts tiiat me ho*ly knew anything for i-errain. save that at the age of nearly seventy, she bad »*- • »s at any hour to the kaiser’s l*n»afe cabinet. I have *>ften seeu her wtii' -r •*< hi- majesty strange si-erets whi>-fc she had picked up here and •here—*eti*ti that were often trnns 'erred t ertaln confidential quarters. Tins* at ">un who secured the be «**aat smiles of Frau Kleist knew : *t ihe.r future path in life would lx* 1 . 1 of sunshine, hut Woe betide those 11sin whom she knit her bmus in dls *: : rora! Fran KM«I kejit her pretty h •# and her Mg Merceiles ear upon th- secret money payments she re 'H -d fr>*iii th-ise who “for value" t’..d her favors. W ith many young r* * he |«yment to Frau Kleist • t«* tq*en the ha<-k dis*rove so strenuously and eagerly for "‘-ottititands’’ to court funo n-. ami really we were secretly glad if tie- parvehU» of l*oth sege« were well •»ied liefore they were permitted by i’ritw Erna t<* make tin-lr oledsance be r*** M.y alty. * • ' world at every Kur-*|-**iin ' narrow littlo* world of It* • » ;< tu , • , „ , n,j im*ua‘|w«*twl by T H«» Tli' r** on* >»•«•« the • ••■-r «,* |„|I!ttlI1 „„tKT* without *ay !*•-' *-n nf th*» hmt or rvra nobkr ' " • •* cmi.l**r. the military •4«W( "Jr- Ml.- iMnrfchMk diplomat. tk‘ ‘I parvenu a„d lhf. •i*t ’ - * ■ ' i’ll Mi.-lr K,-MH.|,, kH(l »<«•"<• ■ •• raw, nth. r in order i • *■* ■ * Mj.- notkv ..f the nn-hi«h«**t ■ nU •“ sr. n a|.t1.,i.i,.rwj !«'=<'■ ■'.-■in wherein 1 worked with him. of’• i. iiiilrtl at th«- aoMo-mly bg*. U«- ml Se he ewltnl) dio-riutitmted u .1.1 worn, a arcardiog to thrir merit*. It i» in thiit rtilta df.'Trtliai that the Mul-v-rur esm-l*. i.nv j-mui: ultnoMt un canny forestgfct. -I Uu«: Frau vleist ha* told me!" • er. th»- ii.a tuaje*ty used on *mi-‘ "■''2i.ii,. when I had vi t)lured prr'.. j.. to evpre** doubt regarding a***..- '.'laltMM .tory or aerielw alle gaiioti. Therefore I was confident that the sex enty-year-old dancing mistress, wiins,’ past was a complete mystery, «as an important secret agent of the emperor's. And xxhat more likely? The kaiser, as ruler of that complex empire, would naturally -i-ck to know the truth con cerning those who sought his favor be fore they were permitted to click their heels or wag their fans and boxv the knee in his imperial presence. And he had. no doubt, with that innate cun ning. appointed his creature to the po sition of court dancing mistress. Emperor’s First View of an Airplane. On < h toher IT. l'.KiS. I hud returned with the emperor and his suite from Hamburg, where his mujesty had been present at the launching of one of Herr Hallln's monster American liners. I "a- seated at the side table in his ' private room in the Berlin Schloss. : taking down certain confidential in structions which he wished to be sent at once by one of the imperial couriers j to the commandant of Posen. Suddenly Von Kahiberg. my col league. entered xxith a message and handed it to his majesty. The kaiser at once grew excited and. turning to me said: "The crown prince sends word from Potsdam that the American. Orville Wright, is fixing on the Bornstedter fold. We must go at once. Order the ■ •ar>. And. Von Krahlberg. inform her majesty at once. She will accompany us. no doubt.” Quickly I placed before his majesty one of his photographs—knowing that it would tie u anted for presentation to • the daring American -and he took up • ns pen and scrawled his signature | across it. Within a quarter of an hour three of the powerful cars were on their way to Potsdam, the emperor with Herr Anton Keitschel—u high German offl < ial at Constantinople—and Professor Vamhery in tin- first car: tile kaiscrin x tli her daughter. Victoria I.uise. and the latter- oher-gouvernante (govern xxith one of the court ladles, in •lie next: while in the third I rode xx ith M: ! >r Volt Scholl, one of tile equer ries. < *n arrival at tin* Ilornsiedter teld it v: - already entwine dusk. anl gone home, declaring the wind too strong. At hi - father's anger, however. "Wil | li** hurst out laughing, declaring that he was only Joking, and that all was n r> adiness. Indeed, iis he spoke, the avia: r cam*- up and I presented him *•■ his majesty Then, while he stood alone in the ■ ■titer of tin* great, sandy plain. Mr. (>r Vlle Wright clambered into his ma chine and. rising, made many circuits high above us. The emperor stood with Herr Kelt s' t »•! ami tie* shaggy old professor, straining hi • . yes with keenest inter est It was the first time his majesty ha*! seen an airplane in flight. Much had been promised of Von Zeppelin's invention, yet the Herman public had. until those demonstrations by the American aviator, taken but little heed of the heavier-than-air machine. At that time, indeed, the emperor had not taken up Von Zeppelin, and it was only ift * r seeing Orville Wright's demon strations that he entered with any en thusiasm into aeronauti* nl problems. High above us against the clear eve ii-ug sky. wherein the stars had already begun to twinkle, the daring American r*.s.. dipped and hanked, his machine droning like a hug*- gadfly, much to the Interest and astonishment of the em peror. "Marvelous!” he exclaimed, as I stood beside him. with the empress on his right. “How is It done?” The sight of a man flying in the air. maneuvering his machine at will, rising swiftly, and then planing down with tiie engine cut off. was one of the most amazing spectacles the loyal Potsdam *-rs hail ever seen. Even the emperor, with all his dreams of world power, could never for a moment have fore s*-en what u great factor airplanes would he In war. At last Wright came down in a spiral, banked slightly, steadied him self. anti then came lightly to earth within a few yards of where we stood. ; having been the first to exhibit to the emperor how completely the air had been conquered. Aiierw am*. uiougu u nan now grown ilark. the emperor, by the pow erful headlamps of the three ears, thoroughly examined the American's airplane, the aviator explaining every derail. From that moment for months after wards the kaiser was constantly talk ing - -*-nt over to Britain, in secret, two r’ie-Ts to attend tlie airplane meetings held a* Doncaster and Blackpool, where a large number of photographs j were taken, and duly found their way to his table. The Dancing Mistress’ Visit. I have reealled the emperog's first Mglit of an airplane in flight, in com pany with Herr Anton Reltschel and Professor Vambery. because of an in ' idem which occurred that same day :.!'i-t i.efore midnight the emperor was giving me certain instructions to be sent to Carlton House Terrace when tlie door opened without any knock of i»*niiission, and upon the threshold there stood Frau Kleist. "Have I your majesty's permission to enter?" she asked. A LETTER FROM THE CROWN PRINCE’S PERSONAL ADJUTANT TO WILLIAM LEQUEUX, POSSESSOR OF THE SECRETS OF EUROPE. Veoeux >»doo, par Moret>Rur*l.olnK> Sflne-et-M«rnf, February 10th, 19IT. My dear I.eQueux: 1 have Just tlnhhod reading the proofs of your articles describing my life as an official at the Imperial court at Potsdam, and the two or three small error* you made 1 have duly corrected. The gross scandal* and wily Intrigue* which 1 have related to you were many of them known to yourself, for, as the intimate friend of l.ulsa. the ex-crow n princess of Saxony, you were, before the war, cloNely associated with many of those at court whose names appear In these articles. The revelations which I have made, and which yon have recorded here, ure but a tithe of the disclosures which 1 could make, and If the world desires more, I shall he pleased to furnish you with other and even more startling details, which you may also put Into print. My service as personal adjutant to the German crown prince Is, hap pily, at an end. and now, with the treachery of (Germany against civili zation glaringly repealed. I feel. In my retirement, no I'ompunction In exposing all I know concerning the secrets of the kaiser and his son. With most cordial greetings from \ our sincere friend, (Signed ) ERNST VON IfEI.TZENDORFF. “Of course, of course.” replied the emperor, turning in hi' chair. “Come in and close the door. It has turned quite cold tonight. Well?” he asked, looking at her inquiringly. The court dancing mistress hesitated for a second. Their eyes met. and in that glance I saw complete understand ing. “May I speak in confidence with your majesty?" she asked, advancing into the room. Except the court ladies she was the only female at court whom the sentries stationed at the end of the corridor allowed to pass to his majesty's private cabinet. But Frau Kleist had access every where. Her eyes were the eyes of the emperor. -Many a diplomat, financier, military or naval commander has been raised to position of favorite because he first secured the good graces of the ex-ballerina. And. alas! many a good, honest man lias been east out of the I'otsdam circle into oblivion because of the poi'oaous declaration of that smiling, hejewcled old woman. “Of what do you w ish to speak?" in quired the emperor. “Of the Keitschel affair,” was the old woman's low reply. At her words the kaiser frowned slightly, and dismissed me. I bowed myself out. and closed the door upon the emperor and his clever female spy. That she should have at that late hour come from I’otsdam—for. looking down into the courtyard. I saw the lights of her big Mercedes—showed that some underhand work was in progress. By bundling. jis i did. nunureus oi secret reports which reached the em peror I had learned much concerning H>rr Anton Reitsehel. and from old Von I'onaustauf. master of ceremonies, 1 had also been able to obtain certain missing links concerning the intrigue. ReitscheL, a burly, round-faced, fair haired Prussian of quite superior type, held the position of chief director of the German-Ottoman bank in Constan tinople. His duty for the past three years hud been to conciliate the sultan and to lend German money to any in dustrial enterprise in which any grain of merit could possibly be discovered, lie had been singled out. taken from the I>resdner bank, and sent to Con stantinople by the kaiser in order to play Germany's secret game in Turkey —especially that of the Ilagdad rail way—and to combat with German gold Great Britain’s diplomacy with Tewfik Pasha ami old Abdul Hamid, in view of "The I>ay.” which the emperor had long ago determined should soon dawn. As old Von Donaustauf had put it: “Our employer intends that, notwith standing Britain’s policy in the near East, Germany shall soon rule from Berlin to Bagdad. Herr Reitsehel is in reality charged with the work of •Germanizing' the Ottoman empire.” That I already knew by the many se cret reports of his which arrived so constantly from Constantinople. Truly the game which the emperor was playing in secret against the other powers of Europe was a desperate one. On the one hand, the kaiser was mak ing pretence of fair dealing with Great Britain and France, yet on the other his agent, Herr Reitsehel, was ever busy lending money in all directions in order to secure favor in Germany's in terest. Yet a further game was being played, namely, that while the kaiser was mak ing pretence of being the best friend of the sultan Abdul Hamid, visiting Con stantinople and Palestine, building fountains, endowing institutes, yet he was also secretly supporting the Young Turk party so as to effect flic sultan's downfall. Herr Anton had been paying a num ber of flying visits to Berlin, and hud many private audiences of both kaiser anti sultan. Suddenly all of us were surprised by the announcement that the kaiser's fa vored civilian in Turkey had married Mademoiselle Julie de Lagarenne. daughter of Paul de Lagarenne, son of the .rreat French sugar refiner, and secretary of the French embassy at Home. A week after that news was spread I met them both in Kranzler’s in I'nter den Linden, and there he in troduced me to a pretty, dark-haired, vivacious young Frenchwoman, who spoke German well, and who told me that her husband had already given in her name for presentation at the nest court. That was about a month prior to Orville Wright’s flight and the mid night visit of Frau Kleist to the em peror. Truth to tell, the old woman's men tion of Herr Reitsehel’s name caused me considerable misgivings, because three weeks before I had gathered cer tain strange facts from a secret report of a spy. who in Constantinople had been set to watch Herr Reitschel’s do ********** **** a ^ r^ftj-u-i* ings. Tlmt spy was Frau Ivleist's son. The kaiser trusts nobody. Even his favorites and most intimate cronies are spied upon, and reports upon those fa miliar blue papers are furnished regu larly. In view of what I had read in that report from Karl Kleist. I srood amazed when, at the grand court a week later. I had witnessed Herr Reit schel’s French wife bow before the emperor and empress and noticed how graciously the kaiser had smiled upon her. Nearly three months passed. The Trip to llmenau. Herr Reltschel often came from Con stantinople. and frequently brought his handsome young wife with him. for he was persona grata at court. To me this was indeed strange in view of the reports of the ex-opera dancer’s son— j who. by the way. lived in Constants j nople in the unsuspicious guise of a carpet dealer, and unknown to the bank director. The latter had. assisted by his wife's , fortune, inherited from her grand mother. purchased the Schloss Langen berg. the splendid ancestral castle and estates of the princes of Langenberg. situated in the b. autiful Thuringian [ forest, and acknowledged to be one of the most famous shooting estates in the empire. It was not. therefore, sur prising that the emperor, to mark his favor, should express a desire to shoot capercailzie there—a desire which, of course, delighted Herr Reitschel. who had only a few days before been dec orated with the Order of the Rlack Engle. one n item non in minautumn the em peror, accompanied by the crown prince and myself, together with the suite, arrived hy the imperial train at the little station of Ilnienau. where, of course. Reitschel and his pretty wife, with the head and underforesters, and all sorts of civil officials in black coats and white ties bowed low as the all highest stepped front his salon. The kaiser was most gracious to his host and hostess. The emperor had complained of a slight cold, and in consequence, just i before we left Berlin. I had been in structed to summon by telegraph a cer tain Doctor Vollerthiin front Augsburg, who was a perfect stranger to us all. j but who had. I supposed, been recom mended to the emperor. While the entperor and his host were I out shooting I remained alone in a big. circular, old-world room in one of the towers of the castle, dealing I with a flood of important state pa ' pers which a courier had brought from Berlin two hours before. Papers ; followed us daily wherever we might ! *‘e About midday Doctor Vollerthun was ushered in to me—a short, stout, gut tural-speaking tuan of about sixty, j rather bald, and wearing big, round. ' gold-rimmed spectacles. I quickly handed him over to the major-domo. About three o’clock that same after i noon a light tap came at the door, and I saw my hostess standing upon the threshold. She was quietly but elegantly dressed, presenting the true type of the smart Parisienne, but in an instant I realized that she was very pale and agitated. Indeed, her voice trembled when she asked permission to enter. Since her marriage I had many times chatted with iter, for she often cunie to the palace when her husband visited Berlin. I had danced with her; I had taken her into dinner at various houses where we met, always finding her a bright and very intellectual compan ion. c* 11 e ui( Li \ wiuseu lilt* uuur ana au vanced to the table from which I had risen. “Count von Heltzendorff!’’ she ex claimed in a low. strained voice. “I—I have come to seek your aid because— j well, because I'm distracted, and I know that you nre my husband’s friend.” she exclaimed in French. “And yours also, madam " I said ear nestly. “My husband is out with the emper or! " she gasped in a curious, unnerved tone. “And I fear; oh. 1 fear that we are it great peril—deadly peril, every hour- -every moment I” “Keally. madauie, I hardly follow you.” I said. “My husband, whom I love devoted ly. has done his best in the interests of his emperor. You. count, know the real aims of the kaiser in Turkey. 1 These Inst six months I have watched. , and hove learned the truth! I know how. when the emperor went to Con- ' stantinople five months ago in pre tence of friendship toward the sultan i with Professor Yambery as interpre ter, he practically compelled Ahdn! Hamid to give him, in return for cer- j tain financial advances, those wonder- , I ful jewels which the Empress Cath-' rine, wife of Peter the Croat, gave in secret to the grand vizier to secure the escape of the Russian army across the Pruth. I know, too, how ite laughed with my husband at the clever ness by which he is fooling the too trustful Turks. I—” "Pardon, madame." I said, interrupt ng her, and speaking in French, "but is it really wise to speak thus of the emperor? Your husband is. I fear, -'uilty of great indiscretion in mention ing such matters." “I am his wife, count, and he eon eals little, if anything, from me." I looked the pretty young woman straight in the face in fear and re gret. Instantly I realized the serious dan ger of the secret being betrayed to France. "Madame,” I said. “If I may be per mitted. I would urge that the emper or's diplomacy neither concerns your husband, as an official, nor yourself. It is his own private affair, and should neither he discussed nor betrayed." "I know.” she said. "That is just why I have ventured to come here to consult you. monsieur! You have been my good friend as well as my bus- i band's, and here today, while the cm- ' peror is our guest beneath our roof, I j feel that I am in greatest peril!" “Why?” I asked with considerable, surprise. “The emperor has already learned j that I know the truth regarding his { secret." was her slow reply. “By what i means his majesty discovered It, I, i alas! know not. But I do know from a confidential quarter that I have in curred t he emperor's gravest displeas ure and hatred.” "Who is your informant?” I inquired sternly, eager to further investigate the great intrigue. “A certain person who must be name less." "Have you spoken-to anybody of the emperor's secret plans in Turkey; or of his possession of the Empress Cath erine's jewels?" "I have not uttered a word to a sin gle soul except my husband. I swear it.” "lour husband was extremely indis creet In revealing anything.'* I declared again quite frankly. "I fully admit that. But what can I do? How shall I act?” she asked in a low. tense voice. “Advise me. do." For some moments I remained si lent. The situation was difficult. “Well, madame," I replied after re flection. “if you are really ready to promise the strictest secrecy and leave j the matter to me. I will endeavor to j find a way out of the difficulty—provid- ! ing you—good German that you are by marriage—will take, before the em peror himself, an oath of complete I secrecy.” “I am ready to do anything—any thing for my dear husband's sake." the handsome young woman assured me. tears welling in her tine dark eyes. "In that case. then, please leave the matter entirely in my hands.” I said. That same night, about ten o'clock, the emperor entered the room to which I had just returned to work. “Send Frau Kleist to me," he snapped. “And I will summon you later when I want you. Heltzendorff.” Frau Kleist: I had no Idea the wom an had arrived at the castle. But I dis patched one of the servants to search for her. and afterwards heard her high pitched voice as she ascended the stairs to hold secret counsel with his majesty. Below I found the fat, fair-haired little doctor from Augsburg, who was still an enigma, but eager to see his imperial patient. Suddenly one of the imperial flun key's bowed at the door, commanding the doctor to the royal presence, and he left me, hot and flurried. Had the emperor called the unknown doctor into consultation with Frau Kleist? Inquiries I had made concerning the doctor from Augsburg showed that he was quite a well-known specialist on mental diseases, and he had also writ ten a textbook upon bacteriology and the brain. Why had the kaiser sum moned him? He required no brain specialist. “We leave tomorrow at noon." the emperor exclaimed brusquely when, an hour Inter. I was summoned to his room. This amazed me. for our ar rangements were to remain three days longer. 1 recollected Madam Reit scliel’s words. "I do not tool at nil well, his majes ty added, “and this Doctor Vollerthun orders me rest at Potsdam.” In silence I bowed, and then ven tured to refer to what was uppermost in my mind. “May I lie permitted to speak to your majesty upon a certain confidential subject?" I begged. “What subject?" snapped the em peror. “Your majesty's negotiations with the sultan of Turkey. Frau Reit schel has learned of them, but she is eager to come before you and take an oath of entire secrecy." The kaiser's eyes narrowed and glowed in sudden anger. A Woman’s Oath. “A woman's oath !” he cried. “Bah 1 Never have I believed in silence im posed upon any woman's tongue— more especially that of a born enemy! I appreciate your loyalty and acumen. Yon Heltzendorff. but I have, fortu nately, known this for some little time, and in strictest secrecy have taken cer tain measures to combat it. Remem ber that these words have never been uttered to you: Remember that: You are adjutant, and I am emperor. Un derstand ! I fully appreciate and note your royal report, but It is not woman's sphere to enter our diplomacy, except as a secret agent of our fatherland Let us say no more.” Ten minutes later, being dismissed, I wandered back through the great si lent, echoing corridors of the ancient castle to my own room. A great human drama, greater than any ever placed upon the stage, was now being en acted. Tlie emperor was plotting the down fall of the Turkish empire and The overthrow of Islam in Europe. Be tween the all-higliest one and the real ization of those plans for world power stood one frail little l’arisienne, the vivacious, well-meaning Madam lleit sehel! Next day we left the Sohloss Langen berg, hut before doing so we heard with regret that our charming little hostess had been suddenly taken ill during the night, and the kaiser, as a mark of favor, had ordered his doctor. VollertliuB, to remain behind to attend her. That Herr Heitschel was in great distress 1 saw from his face as lie stood on the little platform at Iliuenau. Back in Berlin. I wondered what was in progress in that far-off schloss in Thuringia, but a week later the truth became vividly apparent when I read in the Staats-Anzeiger an announce ment that Frau Iteitschel. the young wife of the famous Anton Iteitschel of Constantinople, had been seized by a sudden and mysterious illness and had developed insanity to such a hopeless degree that it had been necessary to confine her in the Itosenau private asy lum at Coburg. In a second I thought of the dancing mistress and the mental specialist from Augsburg. Poor Madam Reitschel! She died early in 1913. a raving lunatic. Her devoted husband, having served the emperor’s purpose, had been recalled to Berlin, where, bereft of the kaiser’s favor, he predeceased her by about six months, broken-hearted. (Copyright. 1917, William LeQueux.) He Thought It Was Safe. The late Bishop Dudley of Kentucky used to relate with much relish an amusing experience that he once had in connection with waffles. At a fine old Virginia homestead, where he was a frequent guest, the waffles were al ways remarkably good. One morning, as breakfast drew near an end. the tidy little linen-coat ed boy who served at table approached the bishop and asked in a low voice: “Bishop, won't y' have 'n'er waffle?" “Yes." said the genial bishop, “I be lieve I will.” “Dey ain’ no mo’.” said the boy. “Well,” exclaimed the surprised gentleman, "if there aren't any more waffles, what made you ask me if 1 wanted another one?" “Bishop." exclaimed the boy. “yo’s done et ten a’ready. and I thought yell wouldn’t want no mo'!”—Youth’s Companion. Novel Wedding Cake. Quite a novelty in wedding cakes was seen at a recent American wed ding. The cake weighed about 30C pounds and was surmounted by a rep resentation of a white cathedral done in sugar, through the open doors of which came the notes of Mendelssohn’s "Wedding March" and “Tales of Hoff mann,” played by an electric musical box. This reminds one of a wedding-cake novelty introduced at another wedding, when an automatic figure of Cupid was made to march from the dome on top of the cake and discharge a packet of arrows in the direction of the brides maids. who. needless to say. were de lighted with this pretty idea. Corona Borealis. Corona Borealis lies just to the east of Bootes. It is one of the few ob jects in the heavens which bears a re semblance to the object for which it is named, for it Is indeed a crown or circlet of stars set with a central gem. The circle of stars is not quite com plete. but the whole outline is certain ly suggested, and the front of the crown resembles a diadem in the regu lar arrangement of its stars. The cen tral bright star, known as “the Pearl of the Crown.” is a second magnitude star. This constellation has been known from remote antiquity. It was called by the Greeks Ariadne's Crown. The principal star in the crown. Gam ma. is a famous binary. Regulates Heat of Iron. The latest improvement in the elec tric smoothing iron is an attempt to overcome the difficulty that arises in the laundry from the need for irons of different temperatures for different kinds of work. The old time laundress with a dozen Irons on the stove could keep some of them hotter than others, using the cooler irons for delicnte fab rics, hut the modern laundress with a single electric iron has to turn it on and iff and wait for it to heat or cool. The new electric iron has a regulating switch that can he set at four different points to produce four different tem peratures. from a very high one for heavy work to one much lower for use on materials that are easily scorched. True Contentment. Let us learn to be contented with what we have. Let us get rid of our false estimates, set up all the higher ideals—a quiet home; vines of our own planting; a few hooks full of the inspiration of genius; n few friends worthy of being loved and able to love us In turn: a hundred innocent pleas ures that bring uo pain or sorrow; a devotion to the right that will never swerve; a simple religion empty of all bigotry, full of trust and hope and love; and to such a philosophy this world will give up all the empty joy it lias.—David Swing. MACARONI University of Notre Dame NOTRE DAME. INDIANA Offer* Complete Coune In Agriculture Full courses also in Letters, Journalism, Library Science. Chemistry, Pharmacy, Medi cine, Architecture, Commerce and Lair. PATENTS Watson E. Coleman, Patent Law yer, Washington, *ni * iim. I). C. Advice and books 1.^. Bates reasonable. Highest references Bestservicee. Nebraska Directory HOTEL Omaha. 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There seems to be a growing feeling that since we are building up from thij bottom we must devote more time than the new levies of our allies to tlie strat egy and tactics of open warfare. It is ! of course, understood that many of ns —how many no one knows—are going to Franee, where trench warfare is at 1 its height, but the powers that be have i not been unmindful of the work of I Von Hiudenburg early in the war oq the eastern front, and they do not 1 want to be caught flat-footed should the opportunity for swift open field op 1 erations on a large scale ever offer. It is in such operations that the offi cers of the line, the battalion com manders especially, and the second lieutenants us a matter of course, need a larger vision than is to be gained througli the intensive study of trench warfare alone. No Difference. After witnessing the wonderful per formance of n blind pianist one Irish man remarked to another: "He tile powers that's tile best music I ever heard with me two ears.” “He does pretty well for a blind man. doesn't he?” "He does, indeed, but I was just thinking of wan thing.” “What’s that?" "It wouldn’t make any difference t< him if he wasn’t blind." “Why not?” “Well, I was watchin' him all th< evening, and he never looks at th« piano, anyhow.” As He Heard It. Little Raymond returned home fron i Sunday school In a very joyous mood “Oh, mother,” he exclaimed, as hi ■ entered the house, “the superintenden ; said something awfully nice about nn ; lu his prayer this morning!" “Isn’t that lovely! What did he say I pet?” questioned his mother. “He said, ‘Oh. Lord, we thonk thei i for food and Raymond.’ ”—Harper? ' Magazine. _ Undoubtedly. “He's rich and yet he never spend I any more than he has to.” "That’s probably the reason he’ I rich.” A Perfect Day should end—as well as begin—with a perfect food, say— Grape-Nuts with cream. A crisp, delicious food, containing the entire nutriment or whole wheat and barley, including the vital mineral elements, so richly provided by Nature in these grains. Every table should have its daily ration ot Grape-Nwts. “There's a Reason" i