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M APPEAL FOB FAIR PLAY When the Stomach. Liver and Bowels re bel, and— Refuse to perform their regular functions.— Play fair.— Gtve Nature the help required, by trying HOSTETTER’S STOMACH BITTERS Conaequence*. ~1 a* ■ ' *at wan i« >~ntliue -%**• f. » 1 iW niau t» act *M* «• ' ■ .*»•»- *»«-.. '•rboot Ve» <Jrr up and J «.q*mr mum Ueetur Puree * ',.>4ru A-d**! lAa>«q). la tablet* or uauju. >Aii. Wewipa't 3c a Queer. He- «f iuj heart — siu»- -^aerti Uotliin* T Quetru* can't tw,r 1 ran—and be •*e »*• lb! |N<-teT.—Jude-. important to Mother* Examine ckreftUly every faott.e of ('AXTtliUA that fatuous uid remedy lar infants and children and aee that it roar* the m Senator* of :« Toa for Over 90 Taara. Ctuidrrn Cn for Fletcher'* Cartoria Sure proof Hank*—l* j oar Feathery a revjum »-t«ie w««rt mt pertuio ? links*—Tn i»e» mpmsWr for fcswt at the mistakes m wur dejinrt tmmr — Jack «' Uum ACTRESS TELLS SECRET. A »a ism mi ties* gnas the foil ow es sat it 1 i era * noir To Saif pint of »a:er add 1 fla Bay Bus. a small boa of ®*r*e Compound, and a on of glycerine Ary emits.*t -ar put this up or you can b a • at host* at very Hni> •-os*. Full kfrr.twas for tsal :og and -jar tom* ta snrk fcne of Barba ''wnpouBd It will gradually darken streako. faded gray hair, and Bur It soft and gloss* It will wot rotor the (talk is not sticky or g**-*sy. and doss sot rub oS Adr. Poetry Va Prow. He wa» a tascti* <r jowl and a quill he need t« abase. Hr- said what wom an want.**: wa* trite and .acting love. Kci Be —j* ::.arr.*-S now. alas! thoar - «rda be- taken hack; be found he .i*Un t >Ust:t«> lore for a wwivtia •woRBr. Soap e*p -t S--est* of Crockery. street ».ngmg ;* an I qpi iIbIHT Nea ter tnn test - at -e; and when for the firs* trme <«r- bin beneath bis win ■w ’1 -• than not offfcey • erwor.* <<f the Ria|fi). lilting. mex e-- tus VajaUUan song* be * er--banted and throw* jaecnies freely After a week or so of it as a ‘ies.ua User day and night, be inclines mark mure t« heavy rrocsery.— VafMUtkl Oe.rgn.jdnc MagniLw MThew Meti F Cujtrt Hand to Hand. T9re Best fearsodBr •< all the ancient kasRic *rvj.t» wa* the great turtle n There were many different types £ these, hat air were alike in baring jteerfy shaped, broad blade*, often erf t ug. !*-t4a>ft.oa* and mounted cm long J-stes The Upper j» .rt.i«o trf the blade ustw. * pupeted in a fantastic curre ahwre the haft, while the lower end bra* toward the poie. to which it was attached by a tasking of wire. m Apply f*o frrbt* • Street Car. Cja> <d ibe f cadtuxiebti.1 tbeonr* you »<er taari' it your kick school ptiye «-* ortB mve you a lot of trouble ev ery day if you apply It. Snap ho la n a the atrort ear* lurch ! roarc »i—:. the ear stop* and bock ward vbrt it atartc. It’* inconvenient, •^peetaliy tf a i-TSepouader tuts you. Bern mber that place in the physic* teat—“To every action there U an 'ppomtc a»d eptal react!on." *dl. apply it. When the car stop*, -an toward the rear When it etart*, it reward the front. Too !sct beeaoar you re the oppo •**» oacji.ii to the car's movement. _f^glt ana practical, ln*t it? Before linking Coffee, You Should Consider Whether Or Not It Is HarrJul •There’s a Reason” for POSTUM Why Many Women Will Not Wed By LAURA JEAN LIBBEY. • * e or women! it is known ' and a tearful thing; r < f tlK-;r** upon that die is thrown. A' * ’f 't*k * ut lifV has no more to bring ' ‘ ' Out m <* i ert»-s of the past aione. The majority of men believe that lm-.m look forward to matri mony as the solu lion of their life happiness or un happiness. But. let me tell you. there are quite ns many women who would not wed the iiest man ever step|>ed in shoe leather as those who are anxious to find heart mates. The rea lms why some women won't wed are many. Not a few of those who are \v e I )-t o-do look uiKin would be suitors as for tune routers, heartless creatures wno are not on love intent, but are pnly con • rued iu finding out how much a wom an is worth. Though a man does fall :n love with such a one. she is not In clined to give hi> honesty of purpose the benefit of the doubt. Other women fall in love with ne'er do-wells. but are wise enough not to marry. They solace themselves with courting over a long j>eriod of years. Muring that tune, affection merges into friendship. Hut they do not realize that. I here s another class of women who will not wed—those who think that every man who crosses their path is not quite good enough. They are look ing for a prince or a millionaire, and are of the kind who will not take Shakespeare's advice. “Sell when you can. for youth and tif auty's fleeting.” Some women are restrained from marrying because of the load which they are carrying on their shoulders, fearing that a husband would not care to relieve them from the support of aged parents or helpless younger broth ers and sisters. Thus they go unwed ded. martyrs to duty. ' ast numbers of women refuse good offers of marriage, for reasons that are ludicrous, if they were not so pitiful. Absurd would be a better word for it. One pretty girl told me in all serious ness that she had refused an exemplary young man because she feared her at tractions would fade early, as did her mother’s. When her beauty went, she would not be able to attract him long er. Another girl refused a fine young man for the reason that lie had two young sisters of whom lie was very fond. "He would think as much of them as he did of me." she confided. "That would muke my life miserable. I shall never marry unless it be a man who has no living relative. I could tie reasonably sure of such a man’s un divided heart.” She is still single. Her ideul mun is not likely to materialize. These women are happy in their own way. no doubt. Marriage does uot lure them. (Copyright. 191S.) Similar but Different. They were meandering slowly to ward the parental domicile of the maid, after the theater and a little sup l>er at a swell beanery, when the spirit moved him to do a conundrum. "Darling." he asked, “why am 1 like the moon?" “I don't know. George." she stam mered. “iebut I h-hope it isn't b-be rause you get f-full." “No," he answered in a tone redo ent » th sadness, “it's because 1 am down to my last quarter." Universally Known. i nere is one thing.” remarked the man who thinks useless thoughts, “that everybody knows.” "And what . is that?” asked the {■arty <tf the dense part. "Everybody knows that other [teople make mis takes.” answered the useless think er. Well Cared For. "The GraScoin children are being given an international education.” “What do you mean by that?” They have two French nurses, a (Hears:, tutor, an Italian music teacher, a Russian dancing master and the rep resentative of an irojioverished. but old and aristocratic family, as governess." Cold Reception. "Did you have any luck when you asked Dr. Filler's consent to marry his daughter?" “Seine whatever. In fact, he assumed a professional air and prescribed a change of scene in some spot distant not leas than L000 miles from his domi cile.” Retort Courteous. Tenant (angrily)—I'm going to move the first of the month. That house of yours ain't fit for a hog to live in. Landlord (calmly)—Ah, I see. So that Is why yon are going to move, eh? The Sequel. ‘Ti hat a going on around bore?" we asked Chief Raln-u>-the-Face. “Cmp !" a n rwered the chief. ’‘Indians have big meeting. After meeting, have dog feast." “Tea, verily," we answered, “af ter the pow wow comes the bow wow.” Unpardonable Error. Mrs. fppson—Is your new neighbor a society woman ? Mrs. I>eSw ell—Mercy. no! Why, she actually calls the kitchen maid a hired girl. Enlisted Dog of U. S. Navy Dies a Hero After Making Long Swim to Rejoin Colors Official dispatches have cleared up for all time the fate of Bum. the only dog ever regularly enlisted in the United States navy. They told of the heroic death of the great Newfoundland, known throughout the world where naval men meet, and for 12 years registered as a member of The crew of the United States steam ship San Francisco, flagship of the mine-laying division of the Uuited States navy. rhe story of the dog's death prom ises to become a navy classic, even as the animal's life always was an in spiration to navy men. According to the dispatches. Bum en joyed shore leave with other members of the San Francisco's crew when that vessel put into Guantanamo hay for practice on the Guantanamo rifle range. During the shore leave sudden orders came for the San Francisco to sail at once. •Quarters” was sounded, and within a few minutes the San Fran cisco. all of its crew aboard except j vwwywwwwwwiw IMore Joy Taken From Life; ^ Ban Placed on Mistletoe % Science has handed another % jolt to the joy of living. p No more will the mistletoe \ hang from the chandelier during the festive Christmas season for % there wo/i't be any mistletoe to P hang—that is there won’t be any 4 if the cold-hearted men of 4 science have their way. 4 The government forest experts have made a thorough survey of % the mistletoe matter and have 5 declared it a pest responsible 4 for the loss of a great many 4 p thousands of dollars to this coun- 4 ■ J Iry annually by strangling, stunt- y J» ing and finally killing the trees J «| to which it attaches itself. The 4 J» mistletoe is a parasite, attaching S ij itself to a great variety of trees. 4 J« including hardwood trees of the 4 • J forest, shade and fruit trees, and 4 p once it takes a hold it is very p 4 difficult to dislodge, and unless 4 p it is removed, it will eventually p 4 spread until it covers the entire ? P tree and cause its end. While p % the plant is pretty, it has no 4 P value, except the sentimental p 4 role wltich it plays at tlie Christ- 4 P mas season, and the demand for J* 4 it at this time is not great % 4 enough to check its spread to any t % extent. 4 V.WWAW.V.V.V.V.V.V.V, Vast Resources of Siberia Are Unrivaled in Old World Siberia is destined one day to become the richest country in the world, for it has a natural wealth so diversified, and as yet almost untouched, that it has no rival in the old world. How vast this wealth is is described by A. Kammer in La Nature. Before the war Siberia was produc ing from 1.000,000 to 1,300.000 tons of flour a year. As u graziug country it has no limits and it exports large quantities of leather, taiiow and but ter. Its forests are almost inexhaus tible and it supplies furs to all the world. Its mineral wealth can only be guessed at. for the greater part of the country has never been prospected. But there are several enormous de posits of oil. that of Konznetz embrac ing about 30.000 square miles and esti mated to contain 920.000.000 tons of oil; that of Irkutsk, estimated to con tain 250.000.000 tons, and those of the leuisseisk and Sietnipalatinsk. Some of these have as yet scarcely been touched. The Kouznetz basin possesses also great deposits of ircn ore. estimated to contain 16.500.000 tons. Iron occurs in large quantities in many other re gions. Other metals that promise wealth to their exploiters are copper (5.600 tons --- " ; Beauty or Brains A photographer in New York won a prize of $500 for the photograph of a beautiful girl. Many artists have raved over the classic beauty of this girl's features, but the young lady her self has no illusions as to the power of mere beauty. “Something besides prettiness is necessary to achieve suc cess,” she said recently. "If I had my choice between being the prettiest girl in America und the most talented girl. 1 should unhesitatingly choose the lat ter.” "Yes. of course she is pretty—but she's an awful flatremarked an hon est college hoy of a certain young lady who felt that good looks excused her from any attempt at intelligent con versation. Portraits of women who. as history tells us. have ruled the world by their charm, and swayed the destinies of empires, reveal the fact that they have rarely been beautiful in the accepted sense of that term. Cleopatra. Mary of Scotland, as well as plenty of more modem charmers, have not been women whose chief appeal was to the eye. They have influenced their times through the keenness of their minds, their personal magnetism, aDd their power of being agreeable. "Bum.' was steaming away from the Cuban shore. Bum. in some manner, had wandered away and failed to re sjMind to the bugle call—the first time in his 12 years of service. Months elapsed before the San Fran cisco's men were able to communicate with Guantanamo bay again. They were informed Bum was there, and ar rangements were being made to have him brought back to this country to rejoin his ship, when the United States gunlK>at Eagle sailed into Guantanamo hay. Bum was on the shore and spied the vessel when it was still three miles off shore, just dropping anchor. The dog sprang Into the water and in the face of a heavy sea swam toward the boat. An hour later, exhausted and lmrdly able to move his paws. Bum was lifted onto the gunboat's deck, lie died a minute afterward. Substitute for Tinfoil. A substitute for tinfoil has t»een pro duced in the form of zincfoil. The new product is scarcely distinguishable from the original, and is said tc ren der the same service. The Exception. Miles—The Chinese claim to have in vented nearly everything. Giles—Well, judging by the way in which they wear their hair, they didn’t invent football. A Little Bit of Everything. What dew is to the flower kind words are to the heart. t Experiments are being made by the mvy department with a new Uturni uan't. which is launched on a dummy uid will Illuminate a target or enemy ,hlp at night, leaving the attacking force in darkness. The manufacture of toys for British -hildren is to he encouraged as a Cana dian Industry. A collection of the toys most in demand in England will be sent to Canada as samples. The gasoline consumed in the Cnited States this year has been estimated as equivalent to a stream six feet wide and a foot deep flowing at a speed of a mile an hour. French chemists have discovered that coating the Interior of containers with aluminum paint will prevent the accumulation of deposits that often come from hard water. Swedish scientists are producing a new fertilirer by treating feldspar or another mineral base of potassium with a sol table amount of carbon and Iron' In an electric furnace. I To obtain a powerful searchlight ! with a comparatively weak current a ' Frenchman has mounted a number of incandescent lamps on a revolving cir cle, each in turn being illuminated briefly and their combined rays being collected by a reflector. Electric burglar alanns surround the treasury at Washington and are tested every 15 minutes, day uud night. China yearly Imports $4,000,000 worth df various kinds of leather. The Venezuelan government has de cided to build a highway across the re public that will be 6S3 miles long. The world's best cork comes from Spanish ami Portuguese trees that are allowed to become forty years aid be fore the bark is cut, and then it is re moved only every eight or ten years. Bessie Arnell, a Chicago nurse, re cently received a $500,000 bequest in the will of an aged woman she once nursed. To permit the miners to work long er shifts, the owners of a German coal mine compress air at the surface of the ground and pipe it to the deepest workings to cool and dry the atmos phere the men breathe. of which were mined in 1913), gold, lead, zinc, manganese, wolfram. Tin. antimony, cinnabar, mercury, sulphur, saltpeter, graphite, naphtha, quartz, sulphide and sulphate of soda, white clay and common salt. Its rivers are as full of fish as those of British Columbia. Much flax, cot ton and many cereals are grown and can be grown to a virtually limitless extent. Things That Are New Successful experiments with cotton growing have been carried on in the Canal Zone by a North Carolina man. For the same purposes as an electric medical vibrator one has been invent ed that Is connected with a washstand spigot and operated by water power. Of English invention is a trumpet to be attached to a telephone receiver so its sounds can he magnified ac-J heard without holding it to the ear. On one side of a new electric porch light are grooves into which figures can be slipped to make it serve as a house number either by day or night. Airplanes ready for delivery are on sale In a Broadway (N. Y.) store. Harrison Walton, age seventy-four, of Philadelphia, has completed fifty years of service as a public school teacher. Berlin has registered 107.909 alien residents. By placing a turbine in front of an automobile a French inventor believes be utilizes the air resistance met by the car in running to Increase Its power. Two Brazilian scientists have dem onstrated that excellent cement can be uiade from sen shells and will utilize a large deposit of thefb In an ocean bay. For amusement parks there has been invented a wooden horse that travels over the ground with like motions as sts rider operates levers in front of the saddle. On the theory that a person Is com fortable in cold weather If his feet be warm a Virginian has invented a heat er using charcoal or coke to be at tached to horsemen’s stirrups. A fishing vessel of Dutch Invention uses an electric light to entice fish into a net beneath the hull, whence a pump draws them by suction into a container within the craft. For the comfort of traffic policemen a Los Angeles inventor has patented a box filled with material that will re tain heat and which also Is more re sillent than street pavements. ALL MADE WITHOUT EGGS j Nine Recipes That Do Not Cali for the More or Less Expensive “Hen Fruit.” Rice Pudding—One small teacupful ; of rice, three-quarter cupful sugar, one quart milk, a little grated nutmeg; 1 soak one hour, turning frequently; bake two hours without stirring. Tapioca Pudding—Three large table- j spoonfuls of tapioca (granulated), ! three-quarters cupful sugar, one quart milk, a little uutmeg; soak one hour, stirring; bake two hours without stir ring. Indian Pudding—One and one-half cupfuls meal, one cupful molasses, one tablespoonfu! beef suet chopped fine; Imiliug water to fill two-quart pudding dish, stirring all the time; bake slowly four hours. Here is a good pudding sauce to use now when eggs are high ; Plain Sauce—Melt one tnbiespoonful butter, add two tahlespoonfuls flour, one and one-half cupfuls hot water; cook until smooth, then add one aud one-half cupfuls brown sugar, two tea s(MM>nfuls lemon jui<-e aud nutmeg. I bite Cookies—One large cupful dales, stone and cut in pieces, one cup ful sugar, two-thirds cupful butter, a little salt, cinnamon and nutmeg; stir ' all together in two teaspoonfuls bak ing powder, one-half cupful rtc'x or wa ter. flour stiff enough to handle. Cream Toast—Two tablespoonfuls hotter, two tablesjw»Jnfuls flour heated and blended, add iwu cupfuls cold mils stirring until smooth; add out fea siHHinful of sugar, if wished s''.^et. Griddle Cakes—bine ci'k one-half pints flour, one-half teasj»sinful baking pow der, water to make thin batter. Com meal Mush—Stir the meal intc tolling water, a handful at a time. It must l>e stirred well and kept boiling all the time. Do not leave it for a min ute. When you feel it thickening that i- plenty. Stir for h couple of minutes, or until it is quite thick; set on back of stow and cook one-half hour or less; turn into pan. cover with another to prevent hard crest forming; in tnorn iug slice aud fry in hot fat for break fast sind serve with molasses. Knglish Muffins—One quart flour. :<ce-haif teaspoonful sugar, teaspoonful salt, two large teaspoonfuls baking powder, one and one-quarter piuts milk; fry ou griddle. STAND FOR FIRELESS COOKER Convenient and Useful Article That May Be Provided at an Expense That Is Insignificant. Get a good, strong packing box. 26 inches high. 32 inches long and IS inches wide, have the carpenter saw a door 24 inches long and 20 inches wide on frout of box, using three strong hinges on outside of box five inches from the floor. Fasten at top with a small closet catch, put inside one shelf six inches wide and full length of box ou small cleats half the depth of your box. Now paint txix with two or three coats of good [sunt, same color as your cooker; line the box (door also) with blue and white table oilcloth; cover shelf with oilcloth. This makes a sanitary, dust-proof, easily-cleaned cupboard to keep the fireless cooking utensils in and a strong stand for the cooker: saves (lending over, keeps cooker cleaner. The five-inch space at bottom of door prevents dust getting in when sweep ing. Scalloped Tomatoes. When making common stewed or scalloped tomatoes, always add a slice of onion and a dove or two. Yon will find it makes all the difference in the world In the taste. We slice both ripe and green ones into halt-inch slices without peeling, dip them in flonr. brown them in butter, then lay them on a hot platter, and surround them with a sauce made by pouring a cupful of milk or thin cream into the frying pan. first shaking in a heaping tablesixxmful of flour and srirring un til blended with the butter juice. Stir the sauce until smooth and rich, and season with pepper and salt. This may be served on toast as a main dish for lunch.—Ladies' World. Cracker Puffs. Split six crackers and soak them for half an hdur in cold water. They will be twice their nsual size. Take them ont with a skimmer, being careful not to break or crack them, and place them in a buttered pan. tbe inner side up. Butter tops of crackers and place in a hot oven. The oven must be very hot or the crackers will not puff. In half an hour they should lie well puffed and brown. Serve them with any kind of stewed or pressed fruit with whipped cream if desired, but they are nice : without the cream. Stuffed Fresh Shoulder. Get a shoulder that weighs five or six pounds and have the butcher rake out the bone, without cutting it open. I*ack with dressing made of 12 crackers rolled fine, add pepper, salt and butter and little poultry seasoning. Moisten with boiling water and add a beaten egg. Tie up well with string, put in pan and shake on a little salt, pepper and flour. When browned a little add hot water and keep basting. Add more hot water if necessary. Thicken gravy when done. Fish Salad Recipe. Take any white boiled fish or sev eral kinds of fish and free it from skin and bone and flake it not too fine ly. Arrange it in the dish and cover with thick mayonnaise sauce. Make a border of dice of beetroot and then of sliced hard-boiled egg. Arrange a latticework of shreds of filleted an chovy over the mayonnaise and put a caper in each incision. Serve toast and French roll and butter with the salad. Minced Beef on Toast. Cut a cupful of cold roast beef into small cubes. Make a cream sauce by j melting one tablespoonful of butter. When melted add one tablespoon of flour. When mixed season with pepper I and salt. Stir until smoothly thick ened and simmer three minutes; then ; add meat, stirring until heated, no ' longer. Remove from fire and serve on ! toa«* l Women of Middle tfge Many distressing Ailments experienced by them are Alleviated by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound* Here is Proof by Women who Know Lowell, Mass.—“For the last three years I have been troubled with the Change of Life and the bad feelings common at that time. I was in a very ner vous condition, with headaches and pain a good deal of the lime so I was unfit to do my work. A friend asked me to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta ble Compound, which I did, arrd it has helped me in e very way. I am not nearly so nervous, no head ache or pain. I must say that Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is the best remedy any sick woman can take.71—Mrs. Margaret Qcixn, Rear 259 Worthen St, Lowell, Mass. She Tells Her Friends to Take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Remedies. North Haven, Conn.—“When I was 4' I had the Change of Life which is a trouble all women have. At first it didn’t bother me but after a while I got bearing down pains. I called in doctors who told me to try different things but they did not cure my pains. One day my husband came home and said, ‘ Why don’t you try Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound and Sanative Wash?’ Well, I got them and took about 10 bottles of Vegetable Compound and could feel myself regaining my health. I also used Lydia E. Pinkham's Sanative Wash and it has done me a great deal of good. Any one coming to my house who suffers from female troubles or Change of life, I tell them to take the Pinkham remedies. There are aoout 20 of us here who think the world of them.” — Mrs. Florence Ioella, Box 197, North Haven, Conn. You are Invited to Write for Free Advice. No Other medicine has been so successful in relieving woman’s Buffering as has Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. Women may receive free and helpful ad vice by writing the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn. Mass. Such letters are received and answcd by women only and held in strict confidence. If you have a sick cow—or one that Is not thriving and producing as she should, why not break away from the worry and uncertainty right now—get a package of Kow-Kure, the great cow medicine, from your druggist or feed dealer and prove for yourself that It has no equal in the treatment o' most cow ailments, thousands of farms Kow-Kure guards the herd the ravages of Abortion, Barreness- Retained After Fever. Scouring. Bunches, etc. Tou don’t need to faith; a trial will show decided, visible improve t—invest today in a SOc or Jl.OO package. Send “The Home Cow Doctor.” DAIHT ASSOCIATION CO^ LyadonvUIe. Vfc Grecian Dolls. As one might expect, the little Greek j girls had beautiful dolls. They were made of clay and wax and decorated with bright colors. They had beautiful ! garments which could be put on and taken off at will, and some of them were made to represent the gods and j heroes so much revered by the people. They were not stiff creatures, but had movable limbs. Tine it! Pape's Diapepsin ends all Stomach misery in five minutes. Do some foods you eat hit back— taste good, but work badly; ferment into stubborn lumps and cause a sick, sour, gassy stomach? Now, Mr. or Mrs. Dyspeptic, jot this down; Pape s Diapepsin digests everything, leaving nothing to sour and upset you. There never was anything so safely quick, so certainly effective. No difference how badly your stomach is disordered you will get happy relief in five minutes, but what pleases you most is that it strengthens and regulates your stom ach so you can eat your favorite foods without fear. You feel different as soon as "Pape's Diapepsin' comes in contact with the stomach—distress just vanishes—your stomach gets sweet, no gases, no belch ing. no eructations of undigested food. Go now. make the best investment you ever made, by getting a large fifty cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any store. Yon realize in five minutes how needless it is to suffer from Indiges tion, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv. An After Thought. “I told Mr. Thickwitz that his baby looked like him." “Of course, he was pleased?” “Immensely. He didn't hear me add: j ‘Poor little devil,' under my breath.” Justification. “Jinks drinks like a fish.” •‘Why. I thought he was strictly tem perate." “So he is. but then fishes, you know, never drink anything but water.” Australia's pearl fishing industry Is being held up by the war. American preserved orange, lemon and citron peel finds favor in Canada. LANDS INDIAN IN BROADWAY Half Starved Tramp Shod in Mocca sins Is Elevated to the ••Movies.” A niun was strolling, or rather, cringing up Broadway the other after noon. writes a Xew York -correspond ent of the Pittsburgh Dispatch. He had high cheek bones, black hair and wore moccasins. He had no overcoat and his collar of his thin sack coat was turned up about his neck and held with a hand blue cold. Three men standing at the curb saw the man and noted his moccasined feet. "By George.” said one. “there's a bit of luck. Go after him. Tony, and tell him to come over to the studio. He's down on his luck and we need an In dian.” Tory pursued the shivering figure and told him about the chance at the studio. “Sure, I'll come.” said the alleged redskin. “I look like oue, but my name is Schwartz. A fellow gave me these moccasins, and I'd be willing to wear a chief's hat and a red blanket if it would keep me warm.” And so another Indian went straight to the "movies.” Contrary Methods. “He tried to hang himself because he was cut up.” “And he didn’t succeed because be was cut down.” A plank road in portable parts is be ing laid in the California deserts for economy and convenience. A scoop which is also t scale has been invented by a man in Mobile. Ala. Don't fool with , a cold. Cure it CASCARAgQUININE The old family remedy—In tablet farm—safe, lure, easy to take. N ) opiates—no unpleasant after effects. Cures colds in 24 hours—Grip in 3 days. Money back if it fails. Get the genuine box with Red Top and Mr. Hill's picture on it—25 cams. At Aay Drue Stare MTFIITC WataonE.Coleman.Wob I r N I N !o«u>n.nc a-wti fr»- ui*n ■ H I In I a IUmi references. Best rcsolsa (•BflllCII amBITS”8™1’ Rats. Ml. e. Bn*a slUUBIl Oil IlM I w Die outdoors. iSt-unc me W. N. U-, OMAHA, NO. 3-1017. The New Method (BT L. W. BOWES, M. B.) Backache of any kind is often caused by kidney disorder, which means that the kidneys are not working properly Poisonous matter and uric acid accumu late within the body in great abundance over - working the sick kidneys, hence the congestion of blood causes backache in the same manner as a similar con gestion in the head causes headache. You become nervous, despondent, sick, feverish, irritable, have spots appearing before the eyes, bags under the lids, and lack ambition to do things. The latest and most effective means of overcoming this tronble, is to eat spar ingly of meat, drink plenty water be tween meals and take a single Anuric tablet before each meal for a while. 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