The Loup City northwestern. (Loup City, Neb.) 189?-1917, December 14, 1916, Image 7

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    I Safety First.
■ At,the first sign
|j of a cold take—
f cascaraQquinine
The old family remedy-in tablet
form-safe. sure, easy to take No
opiates-no unpleasant after effects.
Cures colds in 24 hours-Gnp in 3
days. Money back if it fails. Get
the genuine box with Red Top and
Mr. Hill's picture on it-25 cents.
At Any Drue Store
Bi K. Coleman. Wash
J.C. Books free Uifh
irences. Ben results.
irectory
STO
REAM
CT
CO., OMAHA
jur name on
hat you may
i with others.
mk Moving Picture Machine
Bargains
■■ WFKTKRN SUPPLY COMPANY. Inc.
W , ,"«d Harney >'• • *•**
HAY and ALFALFA
f,: tr. f-,™ tom of alfnlfn and 10.000 ton* of
r .liirietay If yon want top prices consign to ns.
frVonare* feeder and need bar let ns quote yon.
wJiiute yon money. W1BB OB WfclTB CS.
NEBRASKA HAY CO.
319 McCague Bldg., Omaha Neb.
Members of Omaha Hay Bxc and National Hay Asa n.
YOUR radiator!
IS FROZEN OR LEAKS—
SEND IT TO US.
F. F. FINK, Auto Tinner
317 S. 20th ST. OMAHA NEK
ALSO LAMP AND FENDER REPAIRING.
OMAHA METAL & RUBBER CO.
OMAHA, NEBR.
We are at present in the market for 100 carloads
of Mixed Iron. Also all other grades of Scrap
Metal and Rubber. Write us for quotations at
all times, as it will par you to eliminate the
middleman and deal direct with the big dealer.
Ship Turkeys, Poultry
Capons, Veal. Rabbits; Butter,
Eggs, Hides etc- to
PERRY A CC„ OMAHA. NEB.
We :*ay prom: tl. JASH. Coops
and Cases furnished. 20 years in
Omaha. Write for ta : r.
Omaha Alfalfa Hilling Go.
Vl Members Omaha Hay Exchange and
Omaha Grain Exchange
Always In the market for No.8
ALFALFA-HAY
WRITE US OR TELEPHONE DOUGLAS 4091
330 GRAIN EXCHANGE* Omaha .Nebraska
Hess & Swoboda
FLORISTS
Special attention to outside
orders for floral Assigns by
mall or express. Quick service
1415 FARNAM 8T., OMAHA. NEBRASKA
i?LvlnR PLATING
We replate anything made of metal.
This Is no fake plating. Established 1898.
OMAHA PLATING CO.
70S Sooth 16th Stmt ' OMAHA. NEB.
REPAIRS
Please order through your nearest
dealer. Quick shipments our hobby.
OMAHA STOVE REPAIR WORKS, OMAHA, NEB.
P/\TATT PC Livestock
Dw W JuClW Commission Co.
smpMrrrs secured bt
$100,000.00 CAr{.TAA.lD lt°ck
best puces ahd fills.
South Omaha Chicago Kaa. City
ANDIRONS
Every thing for the hearth.
Send for catalog.
SUNDERLAND BROS.
303 So. 17th. St. Omaha Neb. 1
. "■ ' "™
( TAGG BROS.
g & MOORHEAD
II ^7 Ino., LIVE STOCK
^ COMMISSION AGENTS
l llcloa Stack Tail Mala, kab.
McKenney Dentists
- A A „ PRICES ALWAYS THE SAME
EL I iff Bnd^wvfrk. pJ? TnoCA ftS
^||0ir Cleaning TesUl . ... Me
1#M^Np “S?5S.«14th’0MAHA. NEB.
Hotel Castle
632 s. 16lh Slreel
Omaha, Neb.
New, ataolutely fireproof.
JOO BOOMS
With private toilet J1.00;
with private bath *1.S0.
FRED A. CASTLE, Proprietor
TOWNSEND GUN tu.
Sporting Goods,
Athletic Supplies, Guns,
Ammunition
1514 rAKNAM ST._OMAHA. WEB.
MID-WEST ELECTRIC CO.
1 *07 H.rney St.
700 Cherry St. DoMom-,!!.
ELECTRICAL JOBBERS
lotrlfenton for G«n.nil lfle<rtTto Co;: AmertMJ
Siectrle Co*. Telephone*. & A. Wood Prcd. rrorco
ir A good dock of genotkl »uppU«* both cttU*.
doctors
MACH A MACH
"" dentists
3rd Floor Paxton BH»Ck
Mietht Fomom Sl«..0mih»
W. N. U„ OMAHA, NO. 50-1916.
Don't Neglect Kidneys
Swamp-Root Dr. Kilmer’s Prescrip
tion, Overcomes Kidney Trouble
It is now conceded by physicians that
the kidneys should have more attention
as they control the other organs to a re
markable degree and do a tremendous
amount of work in removing the poisons
and waste matter from the system by
filtering the blood.
The kidneys should receive some as
sistance when needed. We take less ex
ercise drink less water and often eat
more rich, heavy food, thereby forcing
the kidneys to do more work .than nature
intended.' Evidence of kidney trouble,
such as lame back, annoying bladder
troubles, smarting or burning, brick
dust or sediment, sallow complexion,
rheumatism, maybe weak or irregular
heart action, warns you that your kid
neys require help immediately to avoid
more serious trouble.
An ideal herbal compound that has had
most remarkable success as a kidney and
bladder remedy is Dr. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. There is nothing else like it. It
is Pr. Kilmer's prescription used in pri
vate practice and it is sure to benefit you.
Get a bottle from your druggist.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to Dr.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper. Adv.
At Last Found a Worker.
The king of Italy, that most demo
cratic of rulers, believes, in common
with millions of nonroyalties, that it
is work that gives flavor to life. Peo
ple who were “born tired" excite Vic
tor Emanuel's contempt.
Once, at a reception in Florence, the
king inquired of each noble presented
what his occupation was.
"None, your majesty.” was the uni
form reply.
At length it came the turn of a cer
tain marquis, who had lost caste
somewhat among his peers because of
his manufacture of pottery.
“I am a potter, sir. a maker of majol
ica,” said the marquis, in response to
the king’s question.
“Thank God,” said the king, fervent
ly, “there is one noble in Florence
who does something!”
YOU MAY LOOK YOUNG
By Keeping Your Complexion Young
With Cuticura. Trial Free.
The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal. These
super-creamy emollients do much to
keep the skin clear, fresh and youthful,
as well as to keep the hair in a live,
healthy condition and the hands soft
and white.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.—Adv.
Easily Changed.
“Is your portable garage satisfac
tory?”
“Ohr yes.” replied the suburban
dweller, “it suits me very well and
I'm glad for my wife’s sake that I
bought the portable kind.”
“Why so?”
“She’s had it moved half a dozen
times because she didn’t think It
looked well from the street.”—Birm
ingham Age-Herald.
Hard to Tell.
“Did the election go to suit Jagsby?”
“That’s impossible for me to say.”
“Why?”
“.Tagsby is the sort of man who
drinks to drown his sorrow and to
commemorate his happiness.”
—H —
TAKE EVERY
PRECAUTION
AGAINST A SPELL OF
INDIGESTION
BILIOUSNESS
CONSTIPATION
COLDS, GRIPPE
OR MALARIA
RESORT TO
HOSTETTER’S
Stomach Bitters
AT THE FIRST SIGN OF TROUBLE
— H —
Nebraska Directory
HoteiLoyalOmaha
Take Dodge Street Car From Stations
ABSOLUTELY fireproof
D.iag J *l.oe np without bath,
ivaico i $1.50 up with hath.
The Hotel With a Reputation
R. E. BRTAWT—Piap«i«.lf» ft E. CARRET
JOS. BLISS it SON CO.
LIVE stock commission
Satisfactory sales. Prompt returns. If yon
want your stock sold on its merits and sold well,
we invite you to ship to us. FEEDER ORDERS
carefully filled. Get in touch WITH US for
results. Soi^h Omaha, Nebraska
I SHIPUsl
pE/il
DIRECT — Save «U Apds
Commissioo and Losses
gynH for tags and our special
offer for Sew customers.
WATERLOO CREAMERY CO.*
W OMAHA. NEB.
Warned.
"These pills have
a horrible taste,”
^ said the lady cus
tom e r. “Please
rake them hack and
give me something
V I can enjoy.”
^ "Very well, mad
- am,” auswered
| the Obliging drug
l gist, “but please
S remember that the
difference in the
price of a box of
pills and a box Of
bonbons is consid
erable.”
Something in the Air.
“Waiting for a car?”
“No,” replied Mr. Dubwaite, “I'm
waiting for my wife. She's over there
talking to a neighbor. 1 may be here
for an hour or more.”
“Why so long?”
“When they met the other woman
drew her aside and began: ‘My dear,
have you heard—?’ ”
Most Worthy.
“Why do you seek admittance here?"
asked St. Peter.
“On earth many hlessed me and said
I would surely go to heaven when I
died.” answered the shade.
“How did you win such gratitude?”
“I was always kind and considerate
to the people who owned flivvers.”
“Enter," s»d the saint. "A place is
prepared for you.”
No Fanatic.
“Are you a devotee of the screen?”
“Certainly.”
“Then you know all about- Charley
Chaplin and Mary Pick—”
“The dickens I do! The kind of
screen that's popular with me keeps
out Hies and mosquitoes.”
House-Cleaning Time
Comes Every Day Now
-.
By DR. SAMUEL G. DIXON
Commissioner of Health of Pennsyl
vania.
It used to be the custom for house
wives to cleanse their homes twice a
year, and now ad
vanced sanitation
requires that the
home must ne
kept clean at all
times.
The benefit of
cleanliness about
the home reflects
both upon the
physical health
and the morality
of our people. The
necessity of clean
--4iness in our
homes has become so manifest that it
Is not worth while to dwell further up
on it.
During the recent battle against in
fantile paralysis we took two small
towns which were badly infected with
the disease and had the homes
cleansed, insect life destroyed, food
kept clean and no garbage, ash piles
or manure allowed to collect. The
streets and alleys were made clean in
each town and infantile paralysis rap
idly disappeared. The cleaning up of
the municipalities seemed to run paral
lel with the subsiding of the disease.
The fact that the disease spreads at
times beyond the boundary lines of
these dirty breeding places is no argu
1 ment against the theory of cleanliness
\ as a preventative of infantile paraly
sis. At present it is well to look upon
filth and insect life as factors taking
t a large part in permitting the so-called
plague to invade our homes.
Clenuliness regarding our children,
homes, stables, yards and towns, as
well as guarding our houses from all
: kinds of insect life, must be insisted
upon by each individual citizen and by
| those in charge of the health and
! cleanliness of our towns, country, vil
'ages and homes.
Careless Speech.
“I hear the Grabcoins have hired a
1 tutor for young Reginald Grabcoin.’'
"Yes. but whenever Mr. Grabcoin
I mentions the new member of the
household Mrs. Grabcoin is greatly hu
I milisted.”
"Why so?"
"Mr. Grahcoin has a way of pro
j nouncing ‘tutor’ as if the person re
ferred to did exercises on the trom
bone. cornet or some other kind of
j horn."
Disheartened.
“Was there much
money spent in the
election ?"
“Don't ask me,”
replied the disap
pointed politician.
"If there was any
money being
passed around I
didn’t see it. Be- '
lieve me or not.
but I'll be lucky if
I get a new silk but
and a Prince Al
bert coat."
An Exception.
"Would you like to see the log cab
in where our greatest citizen was
born ?”
“Why, yes,” answered the visitor.
"Do you mean to tell me that this
town hits turned out a president of
the United States?"
"No. That’s one reason why we are
so proud of him. He writes books and
is one of the few log-cabin celebrities
produced in this country who has
never entered politics.”
A Wobbling Gait.
"Didn’t you know that if you struck
this pedestrian he would be seriously
injured?”
“Yes, sir," replied the chauffeur.
“Then, why didn’t you zigzag your
car and miss him?”
“He was zigzagging himself, your
honor.”
An Effort to Define.
“Father,” said the small hoy, "what
is a diplomat?”
“A diplomat, my son, is a man of so
much courtesy and distinction thsit you
wouldn't dare offend him by question
ing the reliability of any statement he
may deem it expedient to make.”
New Fire Escape.
A cleverly made steel fire escape,
which rolls up in a coll small enough
to be carried in one’s pocket, is the in
vention of Pietro Vescovi. To prove
j the excellence of his invention. Mr.
Vescovi used it several times in de
! spending from the upper stories of tall
buildings of Stockton, Ual. The steel
is tempered to stand the weight of two
adults. ' j
Leatherized satins are the fashion
for sports wear.
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: Here’s Gown Without Hook i; ,
!* We have had the dress which ; >
fastened with three, two, or ;>
even a single hook, but here is ]>
a frock which has no fasteners !
i whatever. It is made of soft taf- !;
J feta in a delicate lavender. The ![
2 blouse is cut like a middy and !|
(slips over the head. It is !j
smocked on each side of the !|
front along the shoulders and 'I
across the back with soft green ;!
silk. White chiffon over green '• j
silk forms the collar, which is j!
J not as wide or deep as a sailor ]j !
2 collar. The skirt is smocked to ;j '
J form a six-inch yoke and is || '<
J sewed onto the blouse with an !
2 elastic as a waistband. This i
2 elastic stretches to permit the 2
2 frock to go on over the head. A j
! large, soft green cord, with loose «
i tassels, ties ui>out the waist and 2
* hangs down at one side, and a «
I' narrow green silk cord, ending i
in tiny tassels, laces up the front ?
of the blouse. Time expended ?
in putting on,the frock—one min- $
ute._ _|
Your Corner
Don't you like your little corner of the
world?
Have you sweetened It with sunshine
and with song?
Have you tried to make it brighter as you
toiled,
Have you tried to right its sorrow and
its wrong?
Do you think it's Just the finest spot you
know.
And the noblest spot for effort that
could be?
Have you made it shed around a brighter
giow?
Have you tried to help the rest of ys
to see?
Are you happy in your station and your
time,
And contented with the way that things
go on:
Have you made the little corner 'round
you chime.
Does It sparkle with the dewdrops In
the dawn?
Do the thousands that go marching on
their way
Stop to smile before the beauty that
vou've brought
From the chaos and the turmoil of the
fray
By a little friendly purpose and sweet
thought?
Don't you like the little corner he has
given
For your gladness and your use and
jour delight?
Have J'ou made it Just a little nearer
heaven,
Have you turned it from its darkness
and its night?
It’s your corner, and it ought to be bo
fine
Xn other corner anywhere could glow
With the beauty and toe gladness and
the shine
That j’our special little corner’s learned
to know.
— Baltimore Sun.
Hummingbirds, Harmless, Should Be
Preserved on Sentimental Grounds
By F. E. L. BEAL
Hummingbirds are popularly sup
; posed to live upon the nectar of flow
i ers, and unquestionably this substance
j forms an important part of their food.
Close observation hns shown, however,
I that these little birds do not visit flow
ers wholly for the purpose of gather
ing honey, nor do they obtain all their
r—T l-V-M J ' ■ _ ' . . 1 UJI
Ruby-Throated Hummingbird.
food from flowers. The writer has ob
served them hovering in front of a
cobweb, picking off insects and per
haps spiders entangied in the net.
They have also been observed to eap
ttire their food on the wing, like fly
catchers. Stomach examination shows
that a considerable part of their food
consists of insects and spiders, with
sometimes a little vegetable matter.
Only one species of hummingbird
inhabits the eastern part of the United
States. This is the ruby-throat,
which is more or less common almost
everywhere in that region. The wri- i
ter has seen 100 of these tiny crea- |
tnres hovering about the flowers of a !
buckeye tree, and this number was 1
maintained all day and for many days,
though the individuals were going and
coming ali the time.
In order to obtain definite knowl
edge as to the food of hummingbirds
in general, and the ruby-throat in par- I
ticular, 59 stomachs of this species
were examined. Although the hum
mingbirds are the smallest of the
avian race, their stomachs are mneb
smaller in proportion to their bodies
than those of other birds, while their
livers are much larger. This would
indicate these birds live to a consld
erable extent upon concentrated
sweets, as stated above, and that the
insects, spiders, etc., found in the
stomachs do not represent by any
means all their food. The quantities
of food found in these tiny stomachs
are so minute and the insects com
prising them are so small that identl- 1
fication is very diffien't and uneer
tain.
The food of the hurntningbird fam- j
liy, it api>ears. possesses but little
economic interest, and that little Is 1
mostly in the wrong direction. The
ants eaten are probably largely
parasitic species nnd so to he reck
oned as useful, while The gnats and
spiders may he considered as neutral,
although It is possible that some of
the former may be o? the gallgnat
family and so be harmful. The hugs
eaten are probably saintly of the in
jurious species. Oc the other hand,
hummingbirds do no aarm to any prod
uct of husbandry anii, as they are
beautiful and intere**t ng creatures,
their preservation may well be urged
on purely sentiment?! grounds.
Why Not Move High Schools
From City to the Country?
It seems a strange thing, when nnc
thinks of it: to send hoys and girls of
twelve or fourteen away from their
count-v surroundings to the city to
attend school, where people tire more
or less crowded together and there
are go many temptations to spend
j money. waste time and divert the mind
! from study. ,,
How much more sensible It would
he if high schools and grounds were in
the country and the young folks of
the cities were sent to get their edu
cation where ttiey could learn some
thing of rural conditions and means of
livelihood. Instead of that, country
t boys and girls often learn to prefer
I pity trades and occupations. Just sup
pose there was a well-equipped high
| school right out in the country with
: fields and woods surrounding it. There
i eouid be cottages where nonresidents
Eight board and gardens, poultry
plants, orchards and small model farms
I where students might pay their way
j in part at least, if they chose, and
' learn other lessons than th-sse in hooka.
There would he a domestic science
course, especially adapted to country
girls.
Music, lectures, •••amps and worth
while motion pictures w..uld not be
forgotten. But no rows (if stores, beg
ging for hard-earned money; no mov
ies, that are simply dime novels put
on screens, no slums to sadden the
heart and scatter disease.
Odd Names for Pickaninnies.
A colored servant in Aiken, S. C„
who had just heard of the birth of her
third granddaughter, and who was in
a quandary as to what to name the
child, heard her mistress reading an
account of the Titanic disaster and
rather fancied the Carpathia. So in
the old town of Aiken there's a little
pickaninny running around by the
name of Carpathia Jackson. The oth
er two grandchildren are Exima Jack
son and Mutual Life Insurance Jack
son.
Fault-Finder's Folly,
Be who seeks only for faults sees
nothing else, and will be so fully con
scious of the faults of others that he
will be at fault himself.
The Missing Coat-Tails
l*HHWWW»»W WtHHWW
Schoolboys usually stand by one an
other and refuse to betray a eompnn- 1
ion who is in trouble. A well-known
Instance of this occurred while Doc- I
tor Vaughan was headmaster of Har- !
row. - Upturning one night from a din- '
nor party the master taught sight of
a pupil who was taking a walk when, !
according to the rules, he ought to
have been in bed. The moment the
boy saw :.is master he fled as if for
his life. Doctor Vaughan ran also in
hot pursuit, and just managed to seize
his pupil’s coat-tails. After a lively
tussle the boy escaped, leaving one
tail lc the master’s hands. It was a
dark ni^ht. and the master had not
recognized the pupil, of which he had
not seen much more than the back.
He made sure, however, that he would
find out the culprit in the morning by
means of the missing e«mr-tail. But
when Doctor Vaughan entered the
school he saw that every boy of the
sixth form had only one tail to his
coat! Thus the offender went unpun
ished.
i
GOOD FOR HUNGRY CHILDREN
Children love Skinners Macaroni
and Spaghetti because of its delicious
taste. It is good for them and you
can give them all they want. It is u
great builder of bone and muscle, and
does not make them nervous and irri
table like meat. The most economical
and nutritious food known. Made from
the finest Durum wheat. Write Skin
ner Mfg. Co., Omaha, Nebr., for beau
tiful cook book. It is sent free to
mothers.—Adv.
Whereabouts Uncertain.
A passenger hailed an ancient
mariner who was industriously polish
ing up some deck brasswork.
“Where's the old captain?” he asked.
“I haven’t seen him this voyage."
“Well, sir,” replied the seaman, cau
tiously, “I couldn't just say where he
Is—but he's dead."—Pall Mall Oazette.
Prophecies Unfulfilled.
“What has become of the man who
said we would win in a walk?”
“He’s telling his troubles to the man
who said it was going to be a land
slide.”
Love keeps the family jars empty.
That Knife-Like Pain
Have you a lame back, aching day
and night? Do you feel sharp paius
after stooping? Are the kidneys
sore? Is their action irregular? l>o
you have headaches, backaches,
rheumatic pains,—feel tired, nerv
ous, all worn-out? Use Doan’s Kid
ney Pills—the medicine recom
mended by so runny people in this
locality. Head the experience that
follows:
A Nebraska Case
O. K. Booth, paint
er. Randolph Hotel,
Randolph. Neb.,
says: “There were
sharp, darting pains
through my hack,
followed by swelling
of my limbs. I was
all run down and
had to give up work.
I suffered from chilla
and the kidney se-1
cretlons were scant'
and painful in pas
sage. After different
medicines had fai'ed
I heard of Doan's
"firry
Pidjre
. Iciiii
restored me to good health and I have
since been free from kidney trouble."
Get Doan's at Any Store, 60c a Bex
DOAN’S
FOSTER-MILE URN CO.. BUFFALO, N Y.
You Must Have Plenty of Iron in Your
Blood to Be Strong, Says Doctor
Nuxated Iron Will Increase Strength of I f
Delicate, Nervous, Run-Down Peo- :
pie 200 Per Cent in Ten Days
in Many Instances.
New York, N. Y.—Most people fool- 1
Ishly seem to think they are going to ^
get renewed health and strength from 5
some stimulating medicine, secret nos- 5
trum or narcotic drug, said Dr. Sauer. '
a specialist of this city, when, as a mut- ;
ter of fact, real and true strength can *
only come from the food you eat. But <
people often fail to get the strength out 1
of their food because they haven't •
enough iron in their blood to enable it l
to change food into living matter. From «
their weakened, nervous condition they 1
know something is wrong, but they t
can’t tell what so they generally com- <
menee doctoring for stomach, liver or
kidney trouble or symptoms of some :
other ailment caused by the lack of j
iron in the blood. This thing may go ,
on for years, while the patient suffers ■
untold agony. If you are not strong or •
well, you owe it to yourself to make J
the following test: See how long you (
can work or how far you can walk ’
without becoming tired. Next take \
two five-grain tablets of ordinary j
nuxated iron three times per day after t
meals for two weeks. Then test your j
strength again and see for yourself ,
how much you have gained. I have J
seen dozens of nervous, run-down peo- \
pie who were ailing all the while, '
double and even triple their strength \
< ► Expensive cars costine orifinally from $ 1.000
< ► mings". can be had from our stock for a very low fi|
< > All cars sold are delivered with our puarante<
< > thorcuehiy inspected before it is offered for sale. V
< > ested in. whether two. five or ?even passeneer, anc
< ► tions and photographs of cars in that Ci2ss. Don't c
I! MURPHY-O’BRIEN AUTO CO.-D
] [ Used Car Dept., 1814-16-18
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Cornered.
“Henry, what time was it when you
got home last night?’ asked Mrs. Duf
fersby. “The clock had stopped.”
“Oh, about eleven o’clock, I think,”
answered Mr. Duffersby.
“That's strange. The Jib way 8 next
ioor always retire punctually at mid
night and their house had been dark
a long time before you came."
“Maybe they had a headache or
something.”
“I hadn't thought of that. I’ll ask
Mrs. Jibway this morning.”
“Woman I” exclaimed Mr. Duffersby,
in desperation, “cease pestering mei It
was 2 a. m when I got home.”
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA. that famous old remedy
for Infants and children, and see that it
Bears the
Signature of
In Use for Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria
At Least That Beer Had Gone Down.
A very heated and thirsty looking
Irishman entered a London pul) the
other day, jingling some coppers in his 1
hand.
“Give us a pint of beer. If ye please,
miss.” he said to the barmaid. The
drink was put before him. and he 1
quickly grasped it and put it to his
head, at the same time throwing half
the price of the beer on the counter.
“What’s this for?” gasped the bar
maid, surveying the coppers. “Don’t
you know that beer has gone up?”
“It’s just after being lowered.” re
plied Pat. laying down the empty
measure on the counter and turning :
on his heel. “Ye seen it goin' down '
just now, miss.”
A Little Mixed.
“Are you going to do your Christ- !
mas shopping early?”
“Oh. yes; I always have, of late.” *
nd endurance and entirely get rid of
.11 symptoms of dyspepsia, liver and
ther troubles in from ten to fourteen
lays’ time simply by taking iron in the
•roper form, and this after they had
a some cases been doctoring for
uonths without obtaining any benefit.
!ut don’t take the old forms of reduced
ron, iron acetate or tincture of iron
imply to save a few cents. You must
ake iron in a form that can be easily
bsorbed and assimilated like nuxated
ron if you want it to do you any good,
therwise it may prove worse than use
ess. Many an athlete or prize-fighter
•as won the day simply because he
new the secret of great strength and
ndurance and filled his blood with iron
•efore he went into the affray, while
aany another has gone down to inglori
>us defeut simply for the lack of iron.
NOTE—Nuxated Iron. recommended
bove by Dr. Sauer, is not a patent medi
ine nor secret remedy, but one which
s well known to druggists and whose iron
onstituents are widely prescribed by enii
;ent physicians everywhere. Unlike the
Ider inorganic iron products, it is easily
ssimilated. does not injure the taeth.
nake them black, nor upset the stomach;
n the contrary it Is a most potent rem
dv In nearly all forms of indigestion, as
• ell as for nervous, run-down conditions,
'he Manufacturers have such great con
Idence in Nuxated Iron that they offer to
orfeit tlflO.O© to any charitable institu
ion if they cannot take any man or wom
• n under sixty who lacks iron and in
rease their strength 200 per cent or over
n four weeks' time, provided they havo
10 serious organic trouble. They also of
er to refund your money if It does not
:t least double your strength and endur
ince in ten days' time. It is dispensed
•y most druggists. If your druggist or
eneral store is without a supply, as it
hem to get it for you.—Adv.
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a new automobile every year. This | *
places us in a position to save you , ,
many dollars on the purchase of a high < •
grade car in perfect running condition, J |
but with the paint slightly weathered. , ,
USED CAR BARGAINS
00 to S5.000 00. equipped with ail the "trim- ^ *
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Killing Efforts.
“I see the railroads are engaging in
1 unanimous constructive work.'’
“What is that?”
“They are trying to put ‘damn’ into
the Adamson law.”
Proof of High Standing.
Our idea of an influential citizen is a
man who can get a check cashed at a
bank after banking hours.
It's an ill wind that doesn’t blow dust
in the eyes of a man who deliberately
beats his faithful but tired horse.
Percy—"This morning 1 awoke with a dreadful cold "
Reggie—“That'• too bod . how do yea account to- itt"
Percy—M Well, you see there'• a spring in the bed and
1 suppose 1 got my feet wet "
Baggie Let me ‘spring' one on you. U«e Bosch**'•
German Syrup for a eold or bronchitis.'*
Boschee’s
German Syrup
is a remedy of surpassing excellence
for the numerous disorders caused by
getting wet feet, or occasioned by ex
posure to the weather. It has been a
standard everywhere for the relief of
colds of all kinds for 51 years. 25c. and
75c. sizes at all Druggists and Dealers.
WANTED SERsSSSsi
ww A of persons who are
using drink or drugs to excess, so that we can mail
them our free booklet. All name lists will be paid
for in proportion to the business they draw. ‘ What
greater achievement can there be than the sav
ing of a m n who cannot save himself T Ail
correspondence strictly confidential. Address
NBAL INSTITUTE, *1 Benton 8U Council
Bluffs, la., or address J. A. MAT. Manager.
Avoid operations. Positive Liver A Stomach remedy
(No Otth-ResBlta snre; home remedy. Write today.
CtltfMt R«k4t C..J)eptW-1.211 S.Dcxrkan Si.CUa**
Uric Acid Poisoning ?
The most eminent physicians recog
nize that uric acid stored up in the
system is the cause of rheumatism,
that this uric acid poison is present in
the joints, muscles, or nerves. By ex
perimenting and analysis at the In
valids’ Hotel and Surgical Institute in
Buffalo. N. Y., Dr. Pierce discovered a
combination of native remedies that he
called Anuric—which drives out the
uric acid from the system, and in this
way the pain, swelling and inflamma
tion subside. If you are a sufferer from
rheumatism, backache, pains here or
there, you can obtain Anuric at any
drug store and get relief from the
pains and ills brought about by uric
acid; or send Dr. Pierce 10c for trial
pkg. Anuric which you will find many
times more potent than llthia and
eliminates uric acid as hot water melts
sugar. A short trial will convince you.
A TRENTON WOMAN
Trenton, Mo.—“For many years Dr.
Pierce’s Favorite Prescription has
been my only
medicine, tor a
long time I doc
tored for woman’s
weakness, but in
stead of getting
better I became
worse. It seemed
to affect my back;
it trould pain me
so I could not
sleep at night. I
w ■mill, '■ If jui imj "win
• and nervous,
conld not do anything. I used ‘Favorite
Prescription’ until I was well and
hearty.”—MBS. CHAS. KENNEDY,
2403 Chestnut St. *
Get the “Prescription” today, in liq
uid or tablets, from your dealer; or
send Dr. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y., 10 cents
for large trial package. Contains no
alcohol—no narpodcs.—Adv.