DRUGGISTS HIGHLY RECOMMEND
DR. KILMER’S SWAMP-ROOT
y ———
Satisfied With Results
I have been selling Dr. Kilmer’s
Bwamp-Root for six and one-half years
and my customers are always satisfied
with the results obtained from the use
of the medicine and speak favorably re
garding it. I have used it for “pain in
the back” and a bottle or two put me in
good shape and made me feel tine again.
I believe Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root will
cure any cases for which it is recommend
ed if they are not of too long standing.
'.Very truly yours,
FRANK JENKINS, Druggist.
Pilgrim, Texas.
November 11th, 1915.
Customers Speak Favorably
We have been handling Dr. Kilmer’s
Swamp-Root for fourteen years and dur
ing all that time we never had a dis- ;
satisfied user of Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp
Root; all of our customers speak very
favorably regarding it. We know of
cases of Gall Stones, Gravel,> Catarrh or
Inflammation of Bladder and Rheuma
tism where it produced the most benefi
cial results. We believe it is a good
medicine for the diseases for which it i»
intended.
Very trulv yours,
McCUNE DRUG CO.,
By N. E. McCune,
Bridgeport, Texas.
November 11th, 1915.
Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You
Bend ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y„ for a sample size bottle.
It will convince anyone You will also receive a booklet of valuable information,
telling about the kidneys and bladder When writing, be sure and mention this paper.
Regular fifty-cent and one-dollar size bottles for sale at all drug stores.
What to Do if Lights Go Out.
If your electric lights are cut off sud
denly a very good light can be made
in the following manner: Melt a table
spoonful of lard and pour it in the top
of a baking powder can. Put in four
strands or ordinary white wrapping
twine, allowing one end to stand up
for about one-half inch above the edge
of the can. Light the end the same
as a candle.
Just the Pet.
“The alligator can go six months
without eating.”
ft “Just the pet for a poet.”
Our biggest, blackest troubles are
often only the locomotive drawing our
richest treasure train.
| Sudden Cold.
Look out—it’s
I dangerous.
t
The old family remedy—in tablet
form—safe, sure, easy to take. No
opiates—no unpleasant after-effects.
Cures colds in 24 hours—Grip in 3
days. Money back if it fails. Get
the genuine box with Red Top and
Mr. Hill’s picture on it—25 cents.
At Any Drug Store
DI A rirlosses surely prevented
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Wr "WaMi fresh, reliable; (
B preferredby'
p B n western stock
%k. men, because they
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10-dosopkg. Blackleg Pills, $1.00
50-doss pkg. Block!eg Pills, $4.00
Use any injector, but Cutter’s simplest and strongest.
' The superiority of Cutter products is due to over IS
years of specializing in VACCINES AND SBROMS
VONLT. INSIST ON CUTTEK’S. If unobtainable,
crier direct. _ . . _ . ...
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A toilet preparation of merit.
Helps to eradicate dandruff.
For Restoring Color and
Beauty to Gray or Faded Hair.
60c. and $1.00 at Druggists.
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FOR ANY REASON BUT THAT
Whatever It May Be, No Man Goes
to a Banquet to Have a
Good Time.
i
An alert ear arises from a pillow at
the sound of the latchkey in the door.
The clock on the muutel strikes three.
In the distance is heard the grinding
hum of a taxi.
“Is that you, John? What kind of
a time did you have?”
“Rotten ! The most awful thing—”
“Did your speech go well?”
“If I do say It, Lottie, my speech
saved the dinner.”
“What did you have to eat? Was it
a good dinner?”
John tosses out the highly decorated
menu and turns up the gas.
Lottie studies it with professional
interest. “It looks like an awful good !
dinner.” ,
“They ail look good in type.”
“Men certainly do have good times,” ]
sighs Lottie wistfully.
“flood times,” snorts John, “you 1
don’t think I went for a good time,
do you?”
Xo man reallv knows why he goes
to a banquet.—Helena Smith-Dayton,
in Cartoons Magazine.
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THE PROFESSOR’S STATEMENT.
Prof. Aug. F. W. Schmitz, Thomas,
Okla., writes: “I was troubled with
Backache for about twenty-five years.
When told I had Bright's Disease in
its last stages, I i
tried Dodd's Kid
ney Pills. After
using two boxes I
was somewhat re
lieved and I stop
ped the treatment.
In the spring of
the next year I
had another at
-- iacR. i went ior i
Dodd’s Kidney Pills and they relieved |
me again. I used three boxes. That 1
is now three years ago and my Back- j
ache has not returned in its severity, j
and by using another two boxes a lit- !
tie later on, the pain left altogether
and I have had no trouble since. You
may use my statement. I recommend
Dodd’s Kidney Pills when and wher
ever I can." Dodd’s Kidney Pills, 50c.
per box at your dealer or Dodd’s Medi
cine Co., Buffalo, N. Y.—Adv.
Great Improvement.
“I hear a reform wave struck Chig
gersville," remarked the traveling ;
man.
“Yes,” replied the village merchant. ;
“And I can’t say that I'm sorry.”
“Of course not.”
“The boys used to sit around my
stove all winter and spit tobacco juice
on it. They chew gum now.”
Strong Thread From Spider's Web.
Thread made from the spider’s web
is lighter and stronger than that which
conies from the silkworm. In France j
there is a factory used only for the j
manufacture of spider thread.
Family trees are known by their j
fruits.
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Astonishing Power of Iron
to Give Strength to Broken
Down Nervous People
Physician Says Ordinary Nuxated Iron
Will Increase Strength of Delicate
/ , Folk 200 Per Cent in Two
Weeks' Time In Many
I \ Instances.
NEW YOMC, N. Y.—In a recent dis
course Dr. E. Sauer, Specialist, of this
city, said: “If you were to make an
actual blood test on all people wbo are
ill you would probably be greatly as
tonished at the exceedingly large num
ber who lack iron and, who are ill for
"no other reason than the lack of Iron.
The moment iron is supplied all their
multitude of dangerous symptoms dis
appear. Without iron the blood at once
loses the power to change food into liv
ing tissue, and therefore nothing you
eat does you any good; you don’t get
the strength out of it. Your food mere
ly passes through your system like com
through a mill with the rollers so wide
apart that the mill can’t grind. As a
result of this continuous blood and
nerve starvation, people become gen
erally weakened, nervous and all run
down, and frequently develop all sorts
of conditions. One is too thin; another
is burdened with unhealthy fat; some
ore so weak they can hardly walk;
some think they have dyspepsia, kidney
or liver trouble; some can’t sleep at
night; others are sleepy and tired all
day; some fussy and irritable; some
skinny and bloodless, but all lack physi
cal power and endurance. In such
-cases it is "worse than foolishness to
f J take stimulating medicines or narcotic
I" orugs, which only whip tip your fagging
1 vital powers for the moment, maybe at
' the expense of your life later on. No
matter what anyone tells you, if you
are not strong and well you owe It to
yourself to make the following test:
how long you can work or how fur
(
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you can walk without becoming tired. ;
Next take two five-grain tablets of or
dinary nuxated iron three times per
day after meals for two weeks. Then
test your strength again and see for
yourself how much you have gained. 1
have seen dozens of nervous, run-down
people who were ailing all the time i
double and even triple their strength ,
and endurance and entirely get rid of j
their symptoms of dyspepsia, liver and I
Other troubles in from ten to fourteen (
days’ time simply by taking iron in the i
proper form, and this, after they had J
in some cases been doctoring for ,
months without obtaining any benefit, j
You can talk as you please about all |
the wonders wrought by new remedies, i
but when you come down to hnrd facts i
there is nothing like good old iron to >
put color in your cheeks and good, I
sound, healthy flesh on your bones. It I
is also a great nerve and stomach !
strengthener and the best blood builder
in the world. The only trouble was j
that the old forms of inorganic iron, j
like tincture of iron, iron acetate, etc., j
often ruined people’s teeth, upset their
stomachs and were not assimilated, i
and for these reasons they frequently
did • more harm than good. But with !
tlie discovery of the newer forms of j
organic iron all this has been overcome.
Nuxated Iron, for example, is pleasant j
to take, does not injure the teeth and is
almost immediately beneficial.
NOTE—The manufacturers of Nuxated
Iron have such unbounded confidence In
its potency that they authorize the an
nouncement that they will forfeit $100.00
to any Charitable Institution if they can
not take any man or woman under sixty
who lacks iron and increase their strength
200 per cent or .over in four weeks’ time,
provided they have no serious organic
trouble. Also they will refund your money
in any case in which Nuxate* Iron does
not at least double your strength in ten
days’ time. It is dispensed by most drug
gists. If your druggist or general store
is without a mpply, ask them to get it for
you.—Adv.
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In the Midst of Plenty Many Are
Starving Themselves to Death
• “————
By DR. SAMUEL G. DIXON
Commissioner of Health of Pennsylvania.
I may surprise many readers by mentioning the fact that notwith
standing our markets are full, and the wheels of industry moving with
unprecedented steadiness, keeping the dinner kettle ot
every able-bodied person full of things to eat, we have
many among us who believe themselves intelligent, and
yet are starving to death.
The human body represents the most complicated
piece of machinery known to man. To maintain it
we must supply it with albumin found in meats, beans
and some of the other vegetables. It must have starch
or sugar found in bread, potatoes and sweets. We
, must have fats, also, found in meats, nuts and so on,
MWVM M and, oi course, pre-eminently in butter and good milk.
The body also demands certain salts such as are found in many of the
vegetables if they are not robbed of them by being soaked in water before
or during the process of cooking.
These constituent parts of the diet must be intelligently proportioned.
The lower animals know somehow what foods nature demands to keep
up healthy bodies and a strong physical development, while man’s artifi
cial life has extinguished that intuition which may have existed during his
primitive existence.
Today we must urge our educators to teach children of understand
able age the scheme of selecting a rational combination of foodstuffs.
At present we want real all-round family physicians whom mothers
can consult as to how to feed their little flocks, including the grown-ups
of the household as well as the small children.
Proper feeding is one of the necessary factors in the development of
the human body and in preserving a natural resistance to cancer and other
diseases.
| POULTRY POINTERS |
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Lice will affect fowls at this time of
year when you have the impression it's
too cold. Use common coal oil on roost
and get rid of them.
If the mother hen has scaly legs, the
chicks are mighty sure to contract the
disease. Use coal oil and grease on
their shanks freely.
A bronze tom when full matured
should weigh I’G pounds, and if you get
that size, * you have a large bird, al
though many exceed that weight.
If you want your poultry house to be
snug and warm, cover the walls early
with tarred paper on the inside. It will
last much longer on the inside.
See that your dropping boards are
all in their places, perfectly level, nev
er slanting, and see that the young
fowls begin to take to roosts early.
Don’t provide artificial heat for your
fowls if the weather should get bitter
cold, but have your house naturally
warm and sufficiently filled with fowls
to keep the room warm.
Earth floors are the best for poultry
if they can be kept dry; but if not,
then plank is the best, as cement or
brick cause disease of the foot, as it is
unyielding to the scratching of the
fowls.
Always gather the eggs at noon and
at night when the weather is cold,
otherwise you will have heavy losses,
especially if you are catering to private
customers for the output of your eggs.
Watch for sorehead in the chickens
as soon as the weather changes to wet
or damp. Turkeys are likely to become
affected with it, too.
Some Things That Are New.
Matches can be waterproofed by
dipping them in melted paraffin.
A stand to which an automobile en
gine of any size can be belted and
turned to any desired position has
been invented to facilitate the work
of repair men.
For warming the hands there has
been invented a small, perforated tube
containing an asbestos pad within
which is a wick to be soaked in ben
zine and lighted.
A Greek inventor has produced a
machine which automatically cleans
and packs more than 150 cases of cur
rants an hour without contact of hu
man hand or foot.
For electric welders a helmet made
of fiber has been developed that is
both cooler and lighter than the metal
ones heretofore used and also pro
tects a wearer against stray currents.
A small bag of unslaked lime fas
tened ipside a piano just under the lid
will absorb dampness and prevent the
strings rusting.
A preparation of solidified glue
which can be used instead of rubber
for many purposes has been invented
by a German scientist.
2,000,000 Chinese Eggs
Shipped Each Week to U. S.
Beginning in a small way several
years ago, a Boston firm Is now import
ing 2,000,000 eggs a week from China.
The eggs are broken and frozen or
dried, usually dried, in an enormous
plant in the Yaugtzepoo district of
Shanghai. Eggs delivered at the plant
cost $-1.00 per thousand in gold or less.
The machinery in the plant is all
American, but the operatives are
Chinese girls. The girls never touch
the eggs, which are broken and the
yolk and white separated by machin
ery. The product is all shipped to
American cities and purchased by bak
ers.
To Keep Plants Fresh.
There is a simple way to water ferns
and flowers which will be of interest to
one who must leave them for a time
without care. Take a washing tub and
place three or four bricks in it und
put about two Inches of water in the
tub. Place the flowers on these bricks
and place the tub where they can get
tfcv morning sunshine.
STAR OF THE MOVIES
..... w*5*"1 . ..
Jose Collins.
Miss Collins takes a prominent part
in many of the Pathe feature films.
Six Flags Have Flown Over
The Territory That Now Is
Included in State of Texas
Six flags have flown over Texas, in
cluding the banners of three foreign
powers—France, Spain and Mexico.
First came the French flag, which was
carried down the Mississippi river to
the Gulf of Mexico by the intrepid La
Salle; following this was the Spanish
emblem, first thrown to the breeze un
der the direction of the Franciscan
priests; then came in succession the
Mexican flag and the Lone Star em
blem of the Republic of Texas.
The Stars and Stripes followed the
Lone Star, but was supplanted for a
time by the Stars and Bars of the
Confederacy.
In the struggle for ascendancy
among these various groups, it is need
less to say that much blood has been
spilled and countless tragedies have
taken their places on the pages of his
tory.
The history of the Republic of Texas
is one of the most unique examples of
national sovereignty that the world has
ever seen.
A province of 30,000 people won in
dependence from a nation of several
millions. But these 30.000 were gen
erally men of sturdy Anglo-American
stock.
A few years later these same fearless
and independent Texans voluntarily
gave up their sovereignty to become
one of the galaxy of stars under the
banner of the United States.
Introduced Graham Bread.
The inventor of Graham bread and
flour was Rev. Sylvester Graham, a
New England clergyman, who died in
Northampton. Mass., sixty-five years
ago, having devoted the major part of
bis life to the advocacy of a vegetarian
dietic theory.—Now York World.
Fish That Builds a Nest.
The stickleback is one of the most
interesting members of the finny tribe.
It constructs a home for its prospec
tive mate, and then mounts guard over
it until the mate comes along. Th^
home' is built from seaweed, twigs
and aquatic plants, which are ingen
iously woven together. There are two
entrances to the home, which are
never left unguarded by the master of
the house until the lady of his choice
signifies her willingness to enter.—
Popular Science Monthly.
Johnny Was Curious.
As a great privilege, John was taken
to church to see his baby cousin bap
tized. Just as the minister had the
water all ready and there was a hush
in the congregation, John leaned to
ward his mother and asked in a too |
audible stage whisper, ‘‘Hot or cold?”
A Few Remain.
There are more than 333,000 mem
bers of the famous five civilized tribes
of Oklahoma, the Cherokecs leading
with 41,824 the Seminois coming last
with 3,127, the other tribes being the j
Chicknsaws, Choctaws and Creeks, j
LSHA.
All that is beautiful shall abide.
All that is base shall die.
Some Simple Soups.
As soups are both nourishing and
easy to prepare it is wise to have a
large repertoire of them to serve as
luncheon and dinner dishes.
Quick Mutton and Potato Soup.
Add a cupful of cold mashed pota
toes to six cupfuls of mutton stock.
Reheat, season to taste and thicken
with two beaten eggs added with half a
cupful of cream just before taking up.
German Veal Soup.
Put two pounds of the knuckle of
veal into three quarts of water, with
a carrot, an onion, a clove, salt, pep- '■
per, parsley and thyme to season. Re
lieut six cupfuls of this stock, add a
half cupful of cooked vermicelli, a
tnblespoonful of chopped parsley, a !
grating of nutmeg and the yolk of an ;
egg blended with a half cupful of
milk. Reheat but do not boil.
_
Saratoga Soup.
Strain and reheat one can of toma
toes. Add a half cupful of sago and
cook until the sago is clear. Add two
cupfuls of veal stock, salt, pepper,
Worcestershire sauce to season, and
when boiling hot serve at once.
Chicken Broth.
Cut a chicken into small pieces and
put into a kettle with two tablespoon
fuls of pearl barley, a pinch of cara
way seed and a head of lettuce cut
fiue. Cover with two quarts of cold
water, simmer four hours, skimming
when necessary. Strain through a
sieve, season to taste and serve.
I
Chicken Consomme.
Cut ui) a chicken and put into a
kettle with three pounds of the
[ knuckle of veal and four quarts of
stock. Add an onion, two cloves, two
leeks, and three stalks of celery. Add
a teaspoonful of salt, simmer for three
hours, skim, strain and cool. Remove
the fat, reheat, season to taste and
serve.
Savory Rice Soup.
Wash half a cupful of rice and boil
fifteen minutes then drain. Add a
quart of veal stock, simmer until the
rice is done, rub through a sieve and
reheat. Thicken with the yolks of two
eggs beaten smooth with half a cupful
of cream, season to taste and serve
very hot with croutons. For a thick
ening butter anu flour may be used
instead of the egg.
Puree of Carrots.
Slice thin six fresh young carrots.
Fry brown in b-’tter, add sugar and
salt and sufficient beef stock to make
the required amount of soup. Sim
mer until the carrots are tender, put
them through a sieve, reheat and serve
with croutons. A binding of butter
and flour may be used if desired.
Ever See a Fish’s “Soul”?
Look Bight In His Face.
Fish can not sing or dance, or attend
dinner parties—except in an unfortu
nate capacity—but they have souls,
said Dr. Paul Bartsch, curator of the
National Museum, before the Aqua
rium Society.
“If you waut to know whether a cer
tain fish is kindly disposed to you,
look at its face,” advised Dr. Bartsch.
“The physiognomy of a fish reveals its
character, just in the same way that'
a man's most secret traits are im
printed ort his face.
“If a human being has a soul, why
not concede one to other animals? Man
Is a physical organism, only different
from other organisms in that his is'
more perfectly devoloped. It is certain
fish are temperamental—some fish are
sluggish, others are lively.”
The Whale and the Eagle.
There are two animals that puzzle
naturalists more than any others. They
are Nature's submarine and aeroplane
—the whale and the eagle. It is known
that whales occasionally descend as
far as 3.000 feet below the surface of
the sea—a depth at which, from the
pressure of water, they ought to be
crushed flat. Why they are not In
jured naturalists have yet to discov
er. It is this pressure that prevents
a modern submarine from descending
more than some 300 feet. Eagles have ]
been seen, through telescopes, to fly
with npparent ease from 30,000 to 40,- j
000 feet above sea level. £t that '
height no human being can live, ow
ing to the rarefication of the air. How
the birds live and fly at far greater |
heights than man can endure is an- '
other question still unanswered.—
Pearson's Weekly.
Defining the Heart.
The human heart, always a mystery,
has become the subject of further spec
ulation, since a Supreme court justice
decided that “nobody can plumb Its
depths.” It has been described as
broad and hollow, and the jurist says,
in effect, that it is bottomless. One is
almost driven to the conclusion that,
as was the world before the first heart
began to beat, it is “without form and
void.”
—
Japanese Claim Credit for Fan.
Japan takes credit for the folding
fan. The original kind was of the
palm-leaf variety—an oval or ronnd
shape which could not be folded. But
Japan conceived the idea, just when
or how nobody knows, of fastening
half a circle of paper on a frame
made of sticks fastened together at
one end—and the collapsible fan re
sulted.
Daily Thought.
The life a man leads after his death
in the memories of those who loved him
is a stronger and better Pie than any
he lived during his physical life.—But
ler.
:_
HADN’T REALIZED IT BEFORE
Lawyer’s Speech Awaked Litigant to
Full Knowledge of the Harsh
ness of His Treatment.
It is told of Rufus Choate, one of
the greatest of American lawyers, that
on one occasion he appeared in court
to defend a blacksmith, whose iron
work had been seized by a creditor.
So powerfully did the great advo
cate depict the wrong which he con
tended had been done to his client, and
so grnphic was his description of the
extent to which the forge had been
stripped, that the blacksmith, who sat
near by, was observed to burst into
tears.
“Why, Tom,” said a sympathetic
frend, “what’s the matter with you?
What are you crying about?”
“Oh, dear me,” replied the black
smith between his sobs, “I had no idea
I had been so abominably t-t-treated!”
Revenge.
“Yep, they fired me otT'n the team!
But I put a couple of bricks in their
ball before I blowed it up
Who faints not. achieves.
Getting Old Too Fast?
Late in life the body shows signs of
wear and often the kidneys weaken
first. The back is lame, bent and achy,
and the kidney action distressing. This
makes people feel older than they are.
Don’t wait for dropsy, gravel, harden
ing of the arteries or Bright’s disease.
Use a mild kidney stimulant. Try
Doan’s Kidney Pills. Thousands of el
derly folks recommend them.
A Nebraska Case
Mrs. David Rookie, TmyPrv*
ioui. wen r ic
mont. Neb., sal’s: "I
had a constant, heavy
ache across the small
of my back, which was
the result of a cold
that had settled on
my kidneys. I couldn’t
rest well and the pain
distressed me while I
was doine my work.
Doan's Kidney Pills
relieved me and when
ever I have used them
since, they have al
ways helped me."
| L/oan i at Any Store, 50c a Bo*
DOAN’S ■yfJiV
FOSTER-MILBURN CO.. BUFFALO. N. Y.
_
Many people in the larger cities bu>
a new automobile every year. This
places us tn a position to save you
many dollars on the purchase of a high
grade car in perfect running condition,
but with the paint slightly weathered
USED CAR BARGAINS
r expensive cars costing originally from SI .000.00 to $5,000 00. equipped with all the "trim- < ►
▼ rtings". can be had from our stock for a very low figure around $300.00 or 1400.00. < >
A All cars sold are delivered with our guarantee to be in good running order. Every one !!
X thoroughly inspected before it is offered fcr rale. Write us todav, mention size of car y^u are rnte
X ested in. wether two. five or seven passenger, and you will receive full particulars with specif--a
X tions and photographs of cars in that class. Don’t deity the best values tee sold first.
$ MURPHY-O’BRIEN AUTO CO.— Dist. Dodge Brothers and Paige Cars ! I
^ Used Car Dept., 1814-16-18 Farnnm St., Omaha, Neb. J |
m “Leader” and “Repeater99
H Shot Shells
For the high flyers, or the low flyers, “Leader” and
\ “Repeater’’ shells have the reach, spread and penetra
|—B tion. Their great sale is due to these qualities, which
| B insure a full bag. Made in many gauges and loads.
H| BE SURE TO ASK FOR THE W BRAND
Knew His Money by the Scent.
How real life plagiarizes from fic
tion was again shown at Aldershot
when a sergeant charged another N.
C. O. with stealing his money wallet.
Says the account: “Prosecutor stat
ed that he lost his wallet from his
tent and went to the sergeants’ mess,
where he was able to smell all the
treasury notes taken during the day.
He recognized one as his by its per
fume. It had been kept in the wal
let with a scent sachet given to him
by his wife.”—London Globe.
RED, ROUGH, PIMPLY SKIN
Quickly Cleared by Cuticura Soap and
Ointment. Trial Free.
You may rely on these fragrant,
super-creamy emollients to care for
your skin, scalp, hair and hands. Noth
ing better to clear the skin of pimples,
blotches, redness and roughness, the
scalp of dandruff and itching and the
hands of chapping and soreness.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.—Adv.
Ail Facilities.
The aged admiral was well known
for his powers of exaggeration. At
supper one night he was describing
a thrilling voyage.
“While cruising In the Mediterra
nean,” he said, “we passed an island
which was red with lobsters.”
“But,” said one of the politely in- j
credulous guests, “lobsters are not red
until boiled.”
“Of1 course not.” said the undaunt
ed admiral, “but this was a volcanic is
land with boiling springs!”
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To keep clean and healthy take Dr. j
Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets. They regulate
liver, bowels and stomach.—Adv.
Alas, the Change!
Look at man. When he is a babe
everybody wants to kiss him. When
he Is a man everybody wants to kick
him.
Artificial flowers can be restored
by being held in steam.
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His Own Patent Churn.
“Well, no,” said Mr. Gap Johnson of
itumpus Itidge, in reply to the tender
of the suave agent, “I don't reckon
we’ve any pertickler use for a churn.
You see, when we’ve got more milk
Mian the children can drink we pour
it into a holler stump. When it sours
we sorter iling in three or four big
bullfrogs and they kick around and
churn it to butter before they can get
out."—Judge.
Heatle&s Heat.
“Br-r-r!’ shivered the caller, "your
apartment is like ice. I thought it was
steam-heated ?”
“I thought so, too, when I rented it,”
rejoined the flat dweller, “hut later I
discovered it was janitor-heated.”
The little green apple is ripe for mis
chief.
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W. N. U-, OMAHA, NO. 49-1916.
Canada’s Liberal Offer of
Wheat Land to Settlers
is open to you—to every farmer or farmer’s son
who is anxious to establish for
himself a happy home and
prosperity. Canada’s hearty
invitation this year is more attractive
than ever. Wheat is much higher but
her fertile farm land just as cheap, and
in the provinces of Manitoba, Saskat
chewan and Alberta
160 Acre Homesteads Are Actually Free to Settlers
and Other Land Sold at from $15 to $20 per Acre
The great demand for Canadian Wheat will
keep up the price. Where a farmer can get
near $2 for wheat and raise 20 to 45 bushels to
the acre he is bound to make money — that’s
what you can expect in Western Canada. Won
derful yields also of Oats. Barley and Flax.
Mixed Fanning in Western Canada is fully as
profitable an industry as grain raising.
Th#* excellent grasses, full of nutrition, are the omy
food required either for beef of'dairy purposes.
Good schools, churches, markets convenient, climate
excellent. Military service is not compulsory in
Canada hut there Is an unusual demand for farm
labor to replace the many young men who nave
volunteered for the war. Write for literature and
particulars as to reduced railway rates to isupt. of
Immigration, Ottawa, Can., or to
W. V. BENNETT
Room 4, Bee Bldg., Omaha. Neb.
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