SfeAUCTICN BLOCK A WVEL or MEW VORKT Lire SffXKX EEACrt t T '■ILLUSTRATIONS 4^ r PARKER Author of “The Iron Trail” “ The Spoilers” ' “ The Silver Horde ” Etc. CtPyright, By Harper Gf Brothers CHAPTER XXV—Continued. —15— He did struggle half-heartedly agaiust his first drink, hut after he hud taken it and after other drinks had gone the way of the first, he met a number of people whom lie liked and to whom he was inspired to show his diking, and. strange to say. the more lie drank the more of such friends he discovered. By late afternoon he was (n a fantastically jubilant mood, and. ■eizing Knrtz, he bore him across the tray to Itelmonico’s. •Vow, Kurtz was worldly and there fore tolerant. He had grown to like aud to understand his young associate (very well Indeed, and something about ttob's riotous disposition to gladness awoke a response iu the little tailor. it was that expansive and expensive hour of the afternoon when business •worries are dropped and before social <-ares are shouldered. It was cocktail .time nloug the avenue, the hour when «prees are born and engagements tiro hen. and as it leugtheued Wharton cele ?*ratctl it as in days gone by. His last regret had vanished- he was hav ing a splendid time, when a page called him to a telephone booth. Adoree’s voice greeted him: she was speaking front his own home, and her first words almost sobered him. Some thing was wrong: Boh was needed 4|iiiekly: Lorelei was asking for him. [For more than an hour they had been [vainly trying to locate him. They had succeeded in renchitig the doctor, and lie was there—with a nurse. Adoree's .voice broke—Lorelei was frightened jand so was the speaker. Bob had bet ter waste no time. When Bob lurched out of the booth lie was white; the noisy group he had Heft rose in alarm at sight of his ^stricken face. His legs led him a •■rooked course out of the cafe, bring ing him into collision with chairs and tables and causing him to realize for . (the first time how far he had allowed himself to go. In a shaking voice he ••ailed for a taxicab; meanwhile allow ing the raw air or the street to cool i his head. I The terror of the unknown was upon ;him. But regrets were una.vailing. -Something had gone wrong, and Lore- I 8ei needed him. She was calling for him and he was drunk. He would reel tip to her bed of pain with bleared eyes, ■with poisoned lips. How could he kiss her? How could he explain? The cab swung into the curb, and he scrambled out, then stumbled blind :!v up the steps and into the building •where be lived. Adoree met him at his own door. ’ Wharton's impression was vague; he j saw little more than the tragic widen- ! Ing of the girl's eyes as she recognized 1 his condition. “Am I ns bad as that?” ho stam •mered. “Do you hink she'll notice it?" . “Oh, Bob!” Adoree cried, in a strick en voice. “How could you—at this {time?” • “You said she wanted me. I couldn't (take time—” “Yes! She has been calling for you, (but I'm sorry I found you.” j A silent-footed figure in a nurse's (uniform emerged from the dining room, jand her first expression of relief at jeigbt of Bob changed swiftly to a stare *>f startled wonderment. Bob was not jtoo drunk to read the half-spoken pro test on her lips. Then be heard his (wife calling him. and realized that somehow she knew of his coming. At the sound of her voice, strangely throaty and hoarse from pain, the strength ran out of iiis body. The doctor heard lilm fumbling at the bed room door and admitted him; then a low, aching cry of disappointment jsounded. and Adoree Demurest bowed 'iter head upon her arms. • When Itob groped his way back into jthe living room his look was ghastly: itiis face was damp; his eyes were des iperate. “She sent me away,” be whispered. ’ “Poor tiling!" He winced at Ado Iree’s tone. “God! I heard her when |slie saw you. I wonder if you real ize—” •'Oh, yes,” he nodded, slowly. “1 idon't get drunk all over, like most men. I'm afraid I’ll never forget that cry.” lie was trembling, and his terror was *0 pitiful Unit Adoree laid a compas sionate hand upon his shoulder. ■‘Don’t let go. Bob. Hold your (thoughts steady and sober up. We (must all help." Darkness found Bob huddled In his I chair, fighting for his senses, but as uhe liquor died in him terrible fancies sjcame to life. A frightened maid began preparations for his dinner, but he Urdered her away. Then when she rought him a tray, anger at the jught that his own comfort should considered of consequence made refuse to touch it. length his inactivity became tin Ible, and, feeling the desjierate sane counsel, be telephoned iJohn kle. Bob was too deeply ngi ititei more than note the banker’s -tat ; Unit Mr. and .Mrs. Hannibal jWhi were in the city, but, recall ling er, he experienced a stab of iregi ft his mother was, not here to ron lorelei in the lirst great crisis 'of I t^iantrood. It had been Lore ant tier owa mother oe kept |jn ignorantc 0f the truth, anu now. itherefore, the girl had no one to lean o;pon except an unpractical stage ,ivoman—and a drunken husband. In iBob's mind ti^ pity of it grew as the it; me crept on. But Adoree tfeniorest was wonder ful. Despite UerUuexperience. she was P'aitu capable, sympathetic, and. best jier norma|ity afforded a sup !'*r ail. i >l't upon which b*tli the husband and ,Ui<' wite could rest* When she finally 1 u*-u due Uiitlllj ilerse!f ready '(or the street Bob Kr‘e(t Mteously: ,mt going to leave us?” "“(at. it’s nearly theater-time,” she told him. ‘'It's one of the penal ties of tills business that nothing must hold the curtain; but I’ll be back the minute the show is over. “Lorelei needs you." Adoree nodded; her eyes met Bob's squarely, and he saw that they were wet. Her face was tender, and she appeared very simple and womanly at this moment. Her absurd theatrical ism was gone; she was a natural, unaf fected young woman. "1 wish I could do something to help," wearily continued Boti. but ! Adoree shook her head so violently that the barbaric beaded festoon beneath her chin clicked and rattled. "She knows you're close by: that’s enough. This is a poor time to preach, lint—it seems to me if you’ve got a hit of real manhood in you. Bob, you'll never drink again. The shock of see ing you like this—when she needed you—didn't help her any.” “I know! 1 know!" The words were wrung from him like a groan. “But the tiling is bigger and stronger than I am. It takes botli of us together to tight it. If she should—leave me. I’d never pull through and—I wouldn't want to." Never until she left Lorelei's house and turned toward the white lights of Broadway did Adoree Demorest fully realize whither her theatrical career had carried her. Adoree knew herself to he pure. But the world considered her evil, anil evil in its eyes she would remain. At this moment she would gladly have changed places with that other girl whose life hung in the scales. John Merkle hail never lost interest in Lorelei, nor forgotten her refusal of his well-meant offer of assistance. It pleased him to read into her char acter beauties and nobilities of which she was utterly unconscious if not ac tually devoid. Soon after his talk with Bob he telephoned Hannibal Wharton, making known the situation in the most disagreeable and biting manner of which he was capable. Strange to say, Wharton heard him through, then thanked him before ringing off. When Hannibal had repeated the news to his wife, she moved slowly to a window and stood there staring down into the glittering chasm of Fifth ave nue. Bob’s mother was a frail, erect, impassive woman, wearied and sad dened with the weight of her husband's millions. There had been a time when society knew her, but of late years sbe saw few people, and lier uaine'was seldom mentioned except in connection with her benefactions. Hannibal Whar- \ ton was serenely conscious of her com- j plete accord with his every action, and in reporting Merkle's conversation lie spoke musingly, as a man speaks to 1 himself. “John loves to be caustic; he likes 1 to vocalize his dyspepsia.” the old man ; muttered. Mrs. Wharton did not stir.; there was something uncompromising in the rigid lines of her back and in her stiffly poised head. “People of her j kind always have children,” he con- | tinned, “and that's what I told Bob. I told him he was laying up trouble for himself." “Bob had more to him than we i thought,’’ irrelevantly murmured the mother. “More than we thought?” Hanni bal shook his head. “Not more than ! I thought. I knew lie had it in him: I you were the oue—” “No. no! We both doubted. Perhaps i this girl read him.” “Sure she read him!” snorted the : father. “She read his bank book. But , I fooled her.” “I)o you remember when Bob was bom? Tlie doctors thought—" “Of course I remember!” her bus-; baud broke in. “Those doctors said ; you'd never come through it.” “Yes; I wasn't strong.” “But you did. 1 was with you. I ! fought for you. 1 wouldn’t let you die. “She Sent Me Away," He Whispered. Bcmember it?" The speaker moistened his lips. “Why, I never forgot.” "Bob is experiencing something like that tonight.” Hannibal started, then he fumbled uncertainly for a cigar. When he had it lighted he said, gruffly, "Well, it made a man of me; 1 hope it'll help Bob.” Still staring out across the glowing lights and the mysterious, iuky blots that lay below her, Mrs. Wharton went on: “You are thinking only of Bob, but I’m thinking of her, too. She Is offer ing her life for the life of a little child. Just as I offered mine.’’ There was a silence, then Hannibal looked up to find his wife standing over him, with face strangely humble. Her eyes were appealing, her frail fig ure was shaking wretchedly. “My dear!” he cried, rising. "I can’t keep it up, Hannibal. I can't pretend any longer. It’s Bob’s baby and it’s ours—” Disregarding his denial, she ran on, swiftly: "You can’t understand, but I’m lonely. Han nibal, terribly lonely and sad. Bob grew up and went away, and all we had left was money. The dollars piled up: year by year they grew heavier and heavier until they squeezed our lives dry and crowded out everything. They even crowded out our son and— spoiled him. They made you into a stone man: they came between me and the people and the things I loved: they walled me off from the world. My life is empty—empty. I want to mother something.” Hannibal inquired, hoarsely: “Not this baby, surely? Not that woman’s child?” “It’s Bob's baby and ours.” He looked down at her queerly for a moment. “The breed is rotten. If he had married a decent girl—” “John Mejkle says she is splendid.” “How do you know?” “I have talked with him. I have learned whatever I could about her. wherever I could, and it’s all good. After ail. Bob loves her, and isn’t that enough ?” “But she doesn’t love him,” stormed the father. “She said she didn't. She wants his money, and she thinks she'll ger it tms way. "Do you think money can pay her for what she ts enduring at this minute? She's frightened, just as I was fright ened when Bob was born. She's sick and suffering. But do you think all our dollars could buy that child from her? Money has made us hard. Hanni bal: let’s—be different.” "I’m afraid we have put it off too long,” he answered, slowly. "She won't forgive us, and I’m not sure I want her to.” "Bob's in trouble. Won’t you go to him ?” Hannibal Wharton opened his lips, closed them; then, taking his hat and coat he left the room. But as the old man went uptown his nerve failed him. He'was fixed in his ways, he had a blind faith in his own infallibility. Twice he rode up in the elevator to his son’s door, twice he rode down again. Hannibal settled himself to wait. During the chill, still hours after the | city had gone to rest an automobile j drew up to the apartment house; when ! its expected passenger emerged from i the building a grim-faced stranger in a greatcoat accosted him. One glance challenged the physician’s attention, and he answered: "Yes, it’s all over. A boy." “And—Mrs. Wharton, the mother?” “Youth is a wonderful tiling, and stie has everything to live fcr. She is doing as well as could be expected. You're a relative, I presume?” The old man hesitated, then his voice came boldly. “Yes. I'm her fa ther.” When the doctor had driven away Hannibal strode into the building and telephoned to the Waldorf, but now his words were short and oddly broken. Nevertheless they brought a light of gladness to the eyes of the woman who had waited all these hours. CHAPTER XXVI. Ailoree Demorest. still in her glitter ing. hybrid costume, but heavy-limbed and dull with fatigue, paused outside her owu door early that morning. The time lacked perhaps an hour of dawn, the street outside and the building itself was silent, yet from Adoree's parlor issued the sound of light lingers upon piano keys. Adoree entered, to find Campbell Pope, with collar loos ened and hair on end. seated at the In strument. The air within the room was blue and recking with the odor of stale tobacco smoke, and the ash receiver at his elbow was piled high with burnt offerings. Pope rose at Adoree's entrance, eying her anxiously. “Is everything all right?” lie cried. “Is what all right? "The—er—Lorelie.” "Oh, yes! What are you doing here?” “I suppose I must apologize. You see, I came here to wait and—and help.” “You decided to—help?” Adoree eyed the disheveled musician queerly. "You’ve helped to break my lease— I'll he thrown out of this house sure.” Pope stammered, guiltily. “I was playing tor P.ob and Lorelei.” With one glove half off, Adoree slow ly seated herself, showing in her face an amazement that increased the man’s embarrassment. Pope took a deeper breath, then burst out: "Oh, I have a sixty-horse power imagination, and it seems to me that music is a sort of—prayer: anyhow, it's the only way I know of praying. Good music is divine language. In my own way I was sort of praying for those two children. Foolish, isn’t it? I’m sorry I told you. It sounds nutty to me when 1 stop to consider it.” Pope stirred uneasily under Adoree's gravely speculative eyes. "Lorelei’s all right?” Adoree nodded. "It's a boy." There was a moment of silence. “Did you ever see a brand-new baby?” "Murder, no!” Miss Demorest’s gaze remained bent upon Pope, but it was focused upon great distances; her voice when she spoke was hushed and awe-stricken. "Neither did I until this one. I held it! I held it in my arms. Oh—I was fright ened. and yet I seemed to know just what to do and—and everything. It was strange. It hurt me terribly, for, you see, I didn't know what babies meant until tonight Now I know.” Tope saw the shining eyes suddenly fill and threaten to overflow; instead of the grotesquely overdressed and ar tilieial stage favorite he beheld only a yearning woman whosp face was sof tened and glorified as by a vision. "I didn’t know, you cared for chil dren.” Adoree shrugged; the beads at her throat clicked barbarously. "Neither did I. but I suppose every woman does if she only knew it. Tonight I began to understand what this ache inside of me means.” Tier gaze came back and centered upon his face, but it was frightened and panic-stricken. “I’ve sacrificed my right to children.” “How can you say—” “Oh. you know it as well as I do”’ A flush wavered in the speaker’s cheeks, then tied, leaving her white and weary. “You, of all men, must under stand. I’m notorious. I'm a painted woman, a wicked woman—the wicked est woman in the land—and that repu tation will live in spite of anything I can do.” She began to cry now in a way strange to Pope's experience, i Pope's habitual restraint all at once gave way. “Nonsense!” he exploded. "The thing that counts is what you are, not what you seem to be. I know the truth.” Now there was nothing sufficiently significant about these words to bring a light of wonderment and gladness to the girl’s face, but her tears ceased as abruptly as they had commenced, and noting the slowly growing radiance of her expression, Campbell was stricken dumb with fright at the possible conse quences of temerity. The knowledge of his shortcomings robbed him of con fidence and helped to confuse him. Adoree rose. For a moment she stood looking at him with a peculiar, tender smile, then took him by the lapels of his shapeless coat and drew his thin face down to hers. “I’m not going to let you back out,” she declared, firmly. “You asked me. j didn't you?” “Adoree! No, no’. Think wlmt you are doing.” he cried, sharply. But she continued to smile up into his eyes with a gladness that intoxi cated him. She snuggled closer to him, murmur ing. oozily: “I don’t want to think— we’ll have plenty of time to think when we’re too old to talk. Now, I just want to love you as hard as you have been loving me for the last six months.” To all young fathers there comes a j certain readjustment of values. To ! Hob. who had always led a selfish. ] | thoughtless existence, It was at first bewildering to discover that his place j at the head of his household had been usurped by another. Heretofore he had always been of supreme domestic im portance. but now the order of things was completely reversed, if not hope lessly jumbled. First in consequence came this new person, tiny and vastly tyrannical because of its helplessness, then the nurse, an awesome person—a sort of oracle and regent combined— who ruled in the name and stead of the new heir. Lorelei herself occupied no mean station in the new scheme, for at least she shared the confidence of the nurse and the doctor, and ranked above the cook and the housemaid, but not so Hob. Somewhere at the foot of the list he found his owu true place. Now, strange to say. this novel ar rangement was extremely agreeable to the deposed ruler. Hob took a shame less delight in doing menial service: to fetch and to carry for all hands filled him with joy. Hut ouee outside of the premises he reasserted himself, and his importance grew as gas expands. He fore long his intimate friends began to avoid him like a plague. It was his partner. Kurtz, who finally dubbed him “The pestilence that talketh in darkness and the destruction that wasteth our noondays,” One day. after Bob had acquired suf ficient confidence in himself and in the baby to handle it without anxiety to the nurse, lie begged permission to show it to the ballman downstairs. He returned greatly elated, explaining that the attendant, who had some im possible number of babies of his own and might therefore be considered an authority, declared this one to be the finest he had ever beheld. Oddly enough, this praise delighted Hob out of all reason. lie remained in a state of suppressed excitement ail that day, and on the following afternoon he again kidnaped the child for a second exhibition. It seemed that the infant's fame spread rapidly, for soon the ten ants of neighboring apartments began to clamor for a sight of it, and Bob was only too eager to gratify them. Every afternoou lie took his son down stairs with him, until finally Lorelei checked him ns lie was going out. •'Bob. dear,” she said, with the faint est shadow of a smile. "1 don't think it's good for him to go nut so often. Why don't you ask your father and mother to come up?” Wharton (lushed, then he stam mered, “I—what makes you—er— think—” “Why. I guessed it the very first day.” Lorelei’s smile saddened. “They needn't see me, you know.” Bob laid the child back in its bed. “But that’s just what they want. They want to see you. only I wouldn't let you be bothered. They're perfectly foolish over the kid; mother cries, and father—but just wait.” He rushed out of the room, and in a few moments re turned with his parents. Hannibal Wharton was deeply em barrassed. but his wife went straight to Lorelei and, bending over her chair, placed a kiss upon her lips. "There.” said she. “When you are stronger I’m going to apologize for the way we’ve treated you. We’re old people. We're selfish and suspicious and unreason able. but we're not entirely ink unfan. You won’t ^be too hard on us. will you?” The old lady’s eyes were shining. the palms whic-li were clasped over I.ore loi's hand were hot aud tremulous. The look of hungry yearning that greeted the elder woman's words was ample answer, and with a little choking cry she gathered the weak figure into her arms and thrilled as she felt the amber head upon her breast. Hannibal trumpeted into i.-s hand kerchief. then cleared his tti'oat pre mouitorily. hut Itoh forest„i led him with a happy laugh. “Dou\. hold any post-mortems, dad. Lorelei knows everything you intend to say.” ■’I'm Mamed if she does.” rumbled the old man. “because I don’t know myself. I'm not much on apologies: 1 can take 'em, lint I can’t make 'em.” His voice rose sternly: “Young lady, the night that baby was born I stood outside this house for hours because I was afraid to come in. And my feet hurt like the devil, too. 1 wouldn't lose that much sleep for the whole steel trust: hut I didn't dare go hack to the hotel, for mother was waiting, and t was afraid of tier. too. I don't intend to go through another i.ight like that." Bob’s mother turned to her sou. say ing: "Site is beautiful, and she is good, too. Anybody can see that. We eoulil love her for what she has done for you. if for nothing else.” “Well. 1 should say so,” proudly vaunted the son. “She took n chance when she didn't care for me. and she made me into a regular fellow. Why. she reformed me from the ground up. I’ve sworn off every Messed thing 1 used to do.” "Including drinking?" gruffly queried tlie father. “Yes.” Lorelei smiled her slow, reluctant smile at the visitors, ami her voice was gentle as she said: “He thinks he has. but it’s hard to stop entirely, and you | mustn't blame him if lie forgets him- . self occasionally. You see, drinking is j mostly a matter of temperament, after all. But he is doing splendidly, and I some day perhaps—" They nodded understandingly. “You'll try to like us. won't you. for Boll's sake?” pleaded the old lady, timidly. “I intend to love you both very dear ly.'’ shyly returned the girl. and. noting the light in Lorelei's face. Bob Whar ton was satisfied. Restraint vanished swiftly under the old couple’s evident determination to make amends, but after they had gone Lorelei became so pensive that Bob 1 said, anxiously, “I hope you weren't j polite to them merely for my sake.” Lorelei shook her head. "No. I was only thinking— Do you realize that none of my own people have been to see me? That I haven’t had a single word from any of them?’’ Bob stirred uncomfortably: he start ed to speak, then cheeked himself as she went on, not without some effort: "I’m going to say something unpleas ant, but 1 think you ought to know it. When they learn that your parents have taken me in and made up with us j they’re going to ask me for money. It's I a terrible thing to say. but it's true.” “Do you want to see them? Do you j want them to see the baby?” “N-uo:" Lorelei was pale as she made answer. "Not after all that has passed.” Bob heaved a grateful sigh. “I’m glad. They won't trouble you any l. . re.” "Why? What—" “I've been waiting until you were I strong to tell you. I've noticed how i their silence hurt you. but—it's my fault that they haven't been here. I sent them away.” “Y'ou sent them away?” “Yes. i fixed them with money and j —they're happy at last. There's consul- i erable to tell. .Tim got into trouble i with the police and finally sent for me. I He told me everything and—it wasn't pretty: I'd rather not repeat all he said, but it opened my eyes and showed me why they brought you here, how they put you on the auction block, and how they cried for bids. He told me things you know nothing about and could never guess. When be bad finished I thanked God that they had Hung you into my arms instead of—some other man's. It's a miracle that you weren’t sacrificed utterly.” "Where is Jim now?” "Somewhere in the boundless West. ] He gave me bis promise to reform.” i "He never will." , “Of course not. and I don't expect it , of him. You see. I know how hard it i is to reform.” \ “Bnf mother and father?” "I’m coming to tliem. My dart came around the day after our baby was born and shook hands. He wanted to stamp right in here and tell you what a fool lie had made of himself, but I wouldn't stand for it. Finally, when he saw the kid. he blew up entirely, and right away proposed breaking ground for a jasper palace for the youngster. He wanted to build it in Pittsburgh where lie could run in. go ing to and from business. Mother was just as foolish, too. Well, when I had had my little understanding with Jim and learned the whole truth about your j people I realized that no matter where j we went they would be a constant menace to our happiness unless they were provided for. It struck me that you had made a game tight for happi ness. and I couldn't stand for any thing to spoil it at the last minute. I went to mother and told her the facts, and she seemed to understand as well as 1 how you must feel in spite of all they had done, so we shook down the governor for an endowment.” “Bob! What do you mean?” Lorelei faltered in bewilderment. "We asked him for a hundred thou sand dollars and got it.” Lorelei gasped. “He -tellowed like a bull, he spat poison like a cobra, lie writhed like a bucket of eels, but we put it over.” “A hundred thousand dollars!” whis pered the wife. “To a penny. And it's in the bank to your credit. But I didn’t stop there.” Bob’s voice hardened. “I went to your "You Won't Be Too Hard on Us, Will You?’* mother anti in your name I promised Iter the' income from it so long, and only so long, as she and Peter stayed away from you. She accepted—rather greedily. I thought—aud they have gone back to- Vale. They have your ; aid house, and I have their promise j never to see you except upon your invi- | Nation. Of course you can go to them j whenever you ‘ wish, but—they're happy, and I think we will be happier with them in Vale than in New Y$rk. 1 hope you don't object to my arrange ment.” There was a long silence, then Lore lei sighed. “You are a very good man, Bob. It was my dream to do some thing of this sort, but I could never j nave done it so well.” Her husband bent and kissed her tenderly. “It wasn’t all my doings; I had'' help. And you mustn’t feel sad. 'or something tells me you're going to earn finally the meaning of a real mother’s love.” “Yes—yes!” The answer came ireamily, then as a fretful complaint ssued from the crib at her side Lore ei leaned forward and swiftly gath ered tile baby into her arms. "Is he sick?” Bob questioned, in ilarm. “No. silly. He's only hungry.” There in the gathering dusk Bob [Vharton looked on at a sight that lever failed to thrill him strangely. In lis wife's face was a beautiful con ent. and it seemed to him fitting iu leed that this country girl who had •ome to the city in quest of life should md her search thus, with a baby at ler breast. (THE END.) SMOKERS IN DICKENS’ WORKS Great Novelist Had Many of His Char acters Use Tobacco in One Form or Another. The “cigarettes" mentioned by Dick ens In 1857 were "brown paper cigars.” an informant writes to the London Chronicle, and were evidently roiled by band in the fashion not unknown to day, though rapidly being superseded by the machine-made article. In the first chapter of “Little Dor rit," written in 1 8r>7'. the villain Klgund in his jail at Marseilles itas tobacco brought to him with his rations and he rolls it “into cigarettes by the aid of little squares of paper which bad been brought in with it.” The fccene. by the way. is dated by Dickens “thirty years ago.” Whether the paper was white or brown does not appear, but it seems clear enough that the smokes in ques tion, thus rolled in a prison cell, had more likeness to the modern cigarette than to a cigar, although the novelist sometimes calls them little paper cigars. “Little Dorrit,” I think, adds the cor respondent, is the iirst of the novels in which the word “cigarette” appears, although pipes and cigars are frequent ly mentioned, usually in the mouths of the morally less admirable characters. Montague Tigg and Chevy Slyme both move in an atmosphere in whicli tobac co is added to frowsiness. 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Before submitting to a surgical opera tion it is wise to try to build up the female system and cure its derange ments with Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege table Compound; it has saved many Women from surgical operations. Write to the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co.* Lynn* Mass.* for advice—it will be confidential. Make the Liver Do its Duty Nine times in ten when the liver is right the stomach and bowels are right CARTER’S LITTLE LIVER PILLS gently butfirmly comj pel a lazy liver do its duty. Cures Con stipation, In digestion, Sick Headache,4 and Distress After Eating. SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE, Genuine must bear Signature WIFE IN PATHETIC PLAINT Evidently Good Lady Was Not a Strong Believer in the Principle of Reciprocity. "Oh, George,” said Mrs. Bridge, “on your way downtown this morning will you stop at the grocer’s and order two pounds of butter and a half pound of tea and some crackers?” “Yes, my dear.” “And would yob mind leaving my skirt at the tailor’s as you go by?" “Yes, my dear.” “And then go to the milkman’s and tell him to leave an extra pint of cream to-morrow?” “Yes, my clear.” “And when you get to your office will you call up my sister and tell her I’ll he over Tuesday. They don’t charge you for calls there.” “Yes, my dear, and say, wifie, would yon mind sewing up this little rip in my coat before I start?" "Good land, aren’t yon men terrible! You’re always wanting' something done."—Exchange. Suspicious. “When Bill Simmons goes to church, they always pass the contribution plate to him before anyone else.” “Why is that? Is he such a gener ous giver?” “Not he. By passing it to him first, they don’t stand a chance of losing anything but the empty plate.” Why That Lame Back ? Morning lameness, sharp twinges when bending, or an all-day back ache; each is cause enough to sus pect kidney trouble. Get after the cause. Help the kidneys. We Americans go It too hard. * We overdo, overeat and neglect our sleep and exercise and so we are fast becoming a nation of kidney sufferers. 72% more deaths than in 1890 is the 1910 census story. Use Doan’s Kidney Pills. Thou sands recommend them. r An Iowa Case Frank J. Rooney, grocer. 153 Julien Ave., Dubuque, Iowa, says: “I had rheumatic pains in my left hip, often extending into my shoulder. I feit nervous and had little ambition. I knew my kidneys weren’t acting properly and I began HJ}"* loan's Kidney Pills. They soon cured me and toned up my system. I am elad to nent" CUro has been perma _C«CW, a, Any Store, 50c a DOAN’S VKIV FOSTER-MILBURN CO, BUFFALO. N. Y. you want to buy cattle you want to sell cattle IF TnV The ■ 1 Washtenaw System of Buying and Selling Cattle. Our commission — one half cent on every dollar paid for cattle bought or sold thru us write "“.isai.tjarw fiZSi p°pham-s ASTHMA MEDICINE! WUJAMS MFB. CO., Prop*. Clare land, 0.1 APPENDICITIS gssaaawggiggg m* N. U., OMAHA, NO. 40-1916.