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meAUCTION BLOCK A NOVEL or NEW YORIC LITIS ( ^REX BEACrt t T “47^” 'ILLUSTRATIONS 4^rPARKER. a Here we have the tale of a §j | young woman who is thrust by || I her greedy and lazy family Into p §a world of human vultures to ||j win a fortune with her personal ei charms. But she surprises them [gj | all with her fine traits of char- K. 3 acter. Her struggles and con- pj stant danger are frightening, i§j but she brings help and happi- ij £ ness to men and women who jg | need it much. This is a story ^ g with strong pulse. S M CHAPTER I. Peter Knight flung himself into the decrepit armchair beside the center table and growled: “Isn’t that just my luck? And me a Democrat for twenty years. There’s nothing in politics, Jimmy.” His son James smiled crookedly, with a languid tolerance bespeaking amusement and contempt. "Politics is all right, provided you’re a good picker,” he said, with all the as surance of twenty-two. “but you fell off the wrong side of the fence, and you’re sore. These country towns al ways go in for the reform stuff every so often. If you’d listen to me and—” “We’re Going to Make a Change.” His father interrupted harshly; “Now, cut that out. I don't want to go to New York, and I won’t.” Peter ICnight tried to look forceful, hut the expression did not fit his weak, com placent features. When he had suc ceeded in fixing a look of determina tion upon his countenance the result was an artificial scowl and a palpably false pout Wearing such a front, he continued: “When I say ‘no’ I mean It, and the subjec' is closed. I like Vale. I know everybody here, and everybody knows me.” “That’s why it’s time to move,” said Jim, with another unpleasant curl of his lip. “As long as they didn’t know you you got past. But you’ll never hold another office.” “Indeed! My record’s open to in spection. I made the best sheriff in—” “Two years. Don’t kid yourself, pa. You got into the mud, but you didn’t go deep enough to find the frogs. Fo garty got his, didn’t he?” Mr. Knight breathed deep with in dignation. “Senator Fogarty is my good friend. I won’t let you question his honor, al though you do presume to question mine.” “Of course he’s your friend; that’s why he’s fixed you for this New York job.” “ ’Department of water supply, gas and electricity,’ ” sneered Peter. “It sounds good, but the salary is fifteen hundred a year. A clerk—at my age!” “Say, d’you suppose Tammany men live on their salaries?” Jimmie in quired. “Wake up! This is your chance to horn into the real herd. In New York politics is a vocation; up here it’s a vacation—everybody tries It once, like music lessons. If you’d been hooked up witii Tammany instead of the state machine you'd have been taken care of.” At this juncture Mrs. Knight, hav ing finished the supper dishes and set her bread to rise, entered the shoddy parlor. Jim turned to her, shrugging bis shoulders with an air of washing his hands of a disagreeable subject. “Pa’s weakened again,” he explained. “He won’t go.” “Me, a clerk—at my age!” mumbled Peter. His wife spoke with brief conelusive ness. “I wrote and thanked Senator Fo garty for his offer and told him you’d accept.” “You—what?” Peter was dumfound ed. “Yes,’’-•■Mrs. Knight seemed oblivi ous of his wrath—“we’re going to make a change.” Mrs. Knight was a large woman well advanced beyond that indefinite turn ing point of middle age; in her unat tractive face was none of the easy good nature so unmistakably stamped upon Iyer husband’s. Peter J., under easy living had grayed and fattened; what had once been a measure of good looks was hidden now behind a flabby, indefinite mediocrity which an unusual carefulness in dress could not disguise. His wife was of a totally different stamp, showing evidence of unusual force. Her thin lips, her clean-cut nose heiokeued purpose; a pair of alert, un pleasant eyes spoke of a mental activ ---- -- ■ ■ ■ - . ...... , a. ’ vt'UM ity that was entirely lacking in her mate, and she was generally recog nized as the source of what little prominence he had attained. “Yes. we're going to make a change." she repeated. “I’m glad, too, for I’nt tired of housework.” “You dou't have to do your owu work. There’s Lorelei to help.” “She's too pretty.” said the mother. “You dou't realize it: none of us do. hut—she's beautiful. Where she gets her good looks from I don’t know.” “What’s the difference? It won't hurt her to wash dishes. She wouldn’t have to koep it up forever, anyhow, she can have any fellow In the county.” Mrs. Knight began slowly, musingly: “You nped some plain talk Peter. I don't often tell you just what I think, but I'm going to now. You’re past fifty: you've spent twenty years put tering around at politics, and what have you got to show for it? Nothing. The reformers are in at last, and you're out for good. You had your chance and you missed it. You’re little, Peter; you know it, and so does the party.” The object of this address swelled pompously; his cheeks deepened in hue and distended; but while he was sum moning words for a defense bis wife ran on evenly; “The party used you just as long as you could deliver something, but you’re down and out now, and they've tbrowu you over. Fogarty offers to pay his debt, and I’m not going to refuse his help.” “I suppose you think yon could have done better if you'd been in my place.” Peter grumbled. He s-*s angry, yet; the undeniable truth of his wife’s words struck homt. “That’s the wom an of it. You kirt because we’re poor, and then want me to take a fifteen-bun dred-dollar job.” “Bother the salary! It will keep ns going as long as necessary.” “Eh?” Mr. Knight looked blank. “Pm thinking of Lorelei. She's go ing to give us our chance.” ‘•Lorelei? “Yes. You wonder why I’ve never let her spoil her hands—why I've scrimped to give her pretty clothes, and taught her to take care of her figure, and made her go out with young people. Well, I knew what I was do ing: it was part of her schooling. She’s old enough now: and she has every thing that any girl ever had. so far as looks go. She’s going to do for us what you never have been and never will be able to do, Peter Knight. She’s going to make us rich. But she can’t do it in Vale.” “Ma’s right,” declared James. “New York's the place for pretty- women: the town is full of them.” “If it’s full of pretty women, what chance has she got?” queried Peter. “She can’t break into society on my fifteen hundred—” “She won’t need to. She can go on the stage.” “Good Lord! What makes you think she can act?” “Do yon remember that Miss Donald who stopped at Myrtle Lodge last summer? She’s an actress.” “No!” Mr. Knight was amazed. “She told me a good deal about the show business. She said Lorelei wouldn’t have the least bit of trouble getting a position. She gave me a note to a manager, too, and I sent him Lore lei's photograph. He wrote right back that he'd give her a place.” “Really?" “Yes: lie’s looking for pretty girls with good figures. His name is Berg man." Jim broke in eagerVy. "You’ve heard of Bergman’s Revues, pa. We saw one last summer, remember? Bergman’s a big fellow.” “That show? Why, that was—rot ten. It Isn’t a very decent life, either.'’ “Don't worry about sis,” advised Jim. "She can tvke care of herself, and she’ll grab a millionaire sure— with her looks. Other girls are doing it every day—why not her? Ma's got tht? right idea.” Impassively Mrs. Knight resumed her argument. “New York is where the money is—:and the women that go with money. It’s the market place. The stage advertises a pretty girl and gives her chances to meet rich men. Here in Vale there’s nobody with money, and, besides, people know us. The Stevens girls have been nasty to Lorelei all winter, and sbe’s never in vited to the golf-club dances any more.” At this intelligence Mr. Knight burst fortli indignantly: “They're putting on a lot of airs since the interurban went through: but Ben Stevens forgets who helped him get the franchise. I could tell a lot of things—” “Bergman writes.” continued Mrs. Knight, “that Lorelei wouldu’t have to gt> on the road at all If she didn't care to. The real pretty show-girls stay right in New York.” Jim added another word. “She's the best asset we’ve got, pa. and if we all work together we’ll land her in the money, sure.” Peter Knight pinched his full, red lips into a pucker aud stared specula tively at his wife. It was not often that she openly showed her hand to him. “Have you talked to her about it?” “A little. She’ll do anything we ask. She’s a good girl that way.” The three were still buried in discus sion when Lorelei appeared at the door. “I’m going over to Mabel’s,” she paused a moment to say. “I’ll be back early, mother.” In Peter Knight’s eyes, as he gazed at his daughter, there was something akin to shame; but Jim evinced only a hard, calculating appraisal. Both men Inwardly acknowledged that the moth er had spoken less than half the truth, for the girl was extravagantly, be witchingiy attractive. Her face and form would have been noticeable any where and under any circumstances: but now, in contrast with the unmodi fied homeliness of her parents and brother her comeliness was almost startling. The others seemed to har monize with their drab surroundings, with tile dull, unattractive house and its furnishings, hut Lorelei was in vio lent opposition to everything about her. She wore her beauty unconsciously, too. as a princess wears the purple of her rank. Neither in speech nor in look did she show a trace of her fa ther's fatuous commonplaceness, and she gave no !*ign of her mother's coldly calculating disposition. Equally the girl differed from her brother, for Jim was anemic, underdeveloped, sallow: his only mark of distinction being his bright and impudent eye, while she was full-blooded, healthy and clean. Splendidly distinctive, from her crown of warm amber hair to her shapely, slender feet. It seemed that ail the hopes, ali the aspirations, ail the long ings of bygone generations of Knights had flowered In her. As muddy waters purify themselves in running, so had the Knight blood, coming through un pleasant channels, finally clarified and sweetened itself in this girl. In the doorway she hesitated an in stant, favoring the group with tier shadowy, impersonal smile. In her gaze there was a faint inquiry, for it was plain that she had interrupted a serious discussion. She came forward and rested a hand upon her father's thinly haired bullet bead. Peter reached up and took it in his own moist palm. “We were just talking about you,” he said. “Yes?” The smile remained as the girl's touch lingered. “Your ma thinks I'd better accept that New York offer on your account.” “On mine? I don’t understand.” I’eter stroked the hand in his clasp, and his weak, upturned face was wrinkled with apprehension. “She thinks you should see the world and— make something of yourself.” "That would be nice.” Lorelei’s lips were still parted as she turned toward her mother iu some bewilderment. “You’d like the city, wouldn’t you?" Mrs. Knight iuquired. “Why. yes: I suppose so.” “We’re poor—poorer than we’ve ever been. Jim will have to work, and so will you." “I’ll do what I can. of course: but— I don’t know how to do anything. I’m afraid I won’t be much help at first.” “We’ll see to that. Nowt, run along, dearie.” When she had gone Peter gave a grunt of conviction. “She is pretty." he acknowledged; “pretty as a picture, and you certainly dress her well. She’d ought to make a good actress.” Jim echoed him enthusiastically. “Pretty? I'll bet Bernhardt’s got nothing on her for looks. She'll have a brownstone hut on Fifth avenue and an airtight limousine one of these days, see if site don’t.” “When do you plan to leave?” fal tered the father. Mrs. Knight answered with some satisfaction: “Rehearsals commence in May.” CHAPTER II. Mr. Campbell Pope was a cynic. Fie had cultivated a superb contempt for those beliefs which other people cher ish. Most men attain success through love of their work: Mr. I’ope had be come an eminent critic because of his hatred for the drama and all things dramatic. Nor was he any more enam ored of journalism. beliiR in truth by I---—n “We Were Just Talking About You," He Said. nature bucolic, but after trying many occupations and falling in all of them he had returned to his desk after each excursion into other fields. First-night 'audiences knew him now, and had come to look for his thin, sharp fea tures. . His shapeless, wrinkled suit, that resembled a sleeping bag; his flan nel shirt, always tieless and frequently collarless, were considered attributes of genius; and, finding New York to be amazingly gullible, he took a certain delight in accentuating his eccentrici ties. At especially prominent pre mieres he affected a sweater under neath his coat, but that was his nearest approach to formal evening dress. Further concession to fashion he made none. Owing to the dearth of new produc tions this summer. Pope had under taken a series of magazine articles de scriptive of the reigning theatrical beauties, and, while he detested wom en in general and the painted favorites of Broadway in particular, be had forced himself to write the common laudatory stuff which the public de manded. Only once had he given free rein to his inclinations and written with a poisoned pen. Tonight, how ever. as he entived the stage door of Bergman’s Circuit theater, it was with a different intent. Kegan, the stage-door tender, better known since his vaudeville days as “The Judge,” answered his greeting with a lugubrious shake of a bald head. “I’m a sick man, Mr. Pope. Same old trouble.” “M-iu-rn. Kidneys, isn’t it?” “No. Rheumatism. I’m a beehive swarmin’ with pains.” The Judge leaned forward, and a strong odor of whisky enveloped the cellar. “Could you slip me four bits for some lini ment?” The critic smiled. “There's a dollar. Regan. Try Scotch for a change. It's better for you than these cheap blends. And don't breathe toward a lamp, or you’ll ignite.” The Judge laughed wheezingly. “I do take a drop now and then. See here, you know all the managers, Mr. Pope. Can't you find a job for Lottie Devine?” “Lottie Devine. Why, she's your wife, isn’t she? She’s a trifle old. I’m afraid." “Huh! She wigs up a lot better'n some of the squabs in this troupe. Be lieve me, she'd fit any chorus.” “Why don’t you ask Bergman?” Mr. Regan shook his hairless head. “He's dippy on 'types.’ This show’s full of 'em: real blondes, real brunettes, bold and dashin’ ones, tall and state lies. blushers, shrinkers. laughers, and sadliugs. He won’t stand for make-up: he wants ’em with the dew on. They’ve got to look natural for Bergman. That’s some of ’em now.” He nodded toward a group of young, fresh-cheeked girls who had entered the stage door and were hurrying down the hall. “I’ve come to interview one of Rerg man's ‘types:’ that new beauty. Miss Knight. Is she here yet?” “Sure; her and the back-drop, too. She carries the old woman for scen ery." Mr. Regan took the caller’s card and shuffled away, leaving Pope to watch the stream of performers as they entered and made for their quar ters. There were many women in the number, and ail of them were pretty. Most of them were overdressed in the extremes of fashion: a few quietly garbed ladies and gentlemen entered the lower dressing rooms reserved for the principals. Meanwhile he exchanged greetings with the star—a clear-eyed man with the face of a scholar and the limbs of an athlete. The latter had studied for the law: he had the drollest legs in the business, and bis salary exceeded that of Supreme court justice. They were talking when Mr. Regan returned to tell the interviewer that he would be received. Pope followed to the next floor and entered a brightly lighted, overheated dressing room, where Lorelei and her mother were waiting. It was a glar ing. stuffy cubbyhole ventilated by means of a hall door and n tiny win dow opening from the lavatory at the rear. Along the sides ran mirrors, be neath which was fixed a wide make-up shelf. One section of the wall was de voted to telegraph and cable forms, bearing messages of felicitation at the opening of “The Revue of 1013.” A zoologist would have found the display uninteresting: but a society reporter would have reveled in the names—and especially in the sentiments—inscribed upon the yellow sheets. Some were ad dressed to Lorelei Knight, others to Lilas Lynn, her roommate. Pope found Lorelei completely dressed, in expectation of his arrival. She wore the white and stiver first-act costume of the Fairy Princess. Both she and her mother were plainly non plused at the appearance of their caller; but Mrs. Knight recovered quickly from the shock and said agree ably: "Lorelei was frightened to death at your message yesterday. She was al most afraid to let you interview her after what you wrote about Adoree Demorest.” Pope shrugged. “Your daughter is altogether different to the star of the Palace Garden, Mrs. Knight. Demo rest trades openly upon her notoriety and—I don’t like had women. New York never would have taken her up if she hadn't advertised as the wicked est woman in Europe, for she can nei ther act, sing nor dance. However, she’s become the rage, so I had to in clude her in rny series of articles. Now. Miss Knight has made a legitimate success as far as she has gone.” He turned to the girl herself, who was smiling at him as she had smiled since tiis entrance. He did not wonder at the prominence her beauty had brought her. for even at this close range her make-up could not disguise her loveliness. The lily had been painted, to he sure, but the sacrilege was not too noticeable; the lips were glaringly red now. but the expression was none the less sweet and friendly. “There's nothing ‘legitimate’ about musical shows.” she told him. in reply to his last remark, “and I can’t act or sing or dance as well as Miss Demo rest.” “Y’ou don’t need to; just let the pub lic rest its eyes on you and it will be satisfied—anyhow. It should be. Of course everybody flatters you. Has success turned your head?" Mrs. Knight answered for her daugh ter. “Lorelei has too much sense for that. She succeeded easily, but she isn't spoiled.” Then, in response to a questiofi by Pope. Lorelei told him something of “Tell Me What You Think of Our Flourishing Little City.” her experience. “We’re up state people, you know. Mr. Bergman was looking for types, and I seemed to suit, so I got an engagement at once. The news papers began to mention me. and when he produced this show he had the part of the Fairy Princess written in for me. It's really very easy, and I don't do much except wear the gowns and speak a few lines.” “You’re one of the principals,” her mother said, chidingly. “I suppose you're ambitious?" Pope put in. Again the mother answered. “In deed she is. and she's bound to suc ceed. Of course, she hasn’t had any experience to speak of, but there’s more than one manager that's got his eye on her.” The listener inwardly cringed. "She could be starred easy, and she will be, too, in another sea son.” Pope resented Mrs. Knight's share in the conversation. He did not like the elder woman’s face, nor her voice, nor her manner. She impressed him as an other theatrical type with which be was familiar—the stage mamma. He found himself marveling at the dis similarity of the two women. “Of course a famous beauty does meet a lot of people.” he said. "Tell me what you think of our flourishing little city aud our New York men.” But Lorelei raised a slender hand. "Not for worlds. Besides, you're making fun of me now. You are con sidered a very dangerous person, Mr. Pope.” “You’re thinking of my story about the Pemorest woman again,” he laughed. "Is she really as bad as you have described her?” “I don't know, never having met the lady. ! wouldn't humiliate myself by i a pe.sonal interview, so I built a story on the Broadway gossip. Inasmuch as she goes in for notoriety, I gave her some of the best that I had iD stock. Her photographer did the rest.'1 The door curtains parted, and Lila? Lynn, a slim, black-eyed young wom an, entered. She greeted Pope cor dially as she removed her hat and handed it to the woman who acted as dresser for the two occupants of the room. “Pm late, as usual,” she said. “But don’t leave on my account.” She dis appeared into the lavatory, and emerged a moment later in a combing jacket. “Lorelei’s got her nerve tc talk to yofi after the panning you gave Deraorest,” she continued. “Aren’t you ashamed of yourself to strike a defenseless star?” Pope nodded. “I am, and I’m ashamed of my entire sex when I hear j of them flocking to the Palace Gar i den just to see a woman who has noth ! ing to distinguish her but a reputation j for vileness.” “Did you see the crown jewels—the King’s cabocbou rubies?” Lorelei asked. “Only from the front. I dare say thoy’re as counterfeit as she is.” Miss Lynn turned, revealing a countenance as shiny as that of an Eskimo belle. With her war-paint only half applied and her hair securisl close ly to her small head, she did not in the least resemble the dashing “count ess” of the program. "Oh. (hey re real enough. I got that straight." Campbell Pope scoffed. “Isn't it true about the king of Sel dovia? Didn’t she wreck his throne?” eagerly queried Mrs. Knight. “I never met the king, and l haven’t examined his throne. But, you know, kings can do no wrong, and thrones are easily mended.” But Mrs. Knight was insistent: hei eyes glittered, her sharp nose was thrust forward inquisitively. “They say she draws two thousand a week, and won’t go to supper with a man fot less than five hundred dollars. She says if fellows want to be seen in public with her they’ll have to pay for it. and she’s right. Of course she’s ter ribly bad. but you must admit she’s done mighty well for herself.” "We’ll have a chance to see her to night.” announced Lilas. “Mr. Ham nion is giving a big supper to some of his friends and we’re going—Lorele' and I. Demorest is down for hei ’Danse de Nuit.’ They say it’s the limit.” “Hammon. the steel man?” queried the critic, curiously. “Sure. There's only one Hammon. But nix on the newspaper story; this is a private affair.” “Never let us speak ill of a pool Pittsburgh millionaire,” laughed Pope. “Scandal must never darken the sool of that village.” He turned as Slos son, the press agent of the show, en tered with a bundle of photographs. “Here are the new pictures of Lore lei for your story, old man,” Mr. Slos son said. “Bergmann will appreciate the boost for one of his girls. Help yourself to those you want. If you need any more stuff I’ll supply it.’’ “Don’t go to the trouble,” Pope hast . ily deprecated. “I know the story. , Now I'm going to leave and let Sits? Lynn dress.” “Don't go on my account,” urged Lilas. “This room is like a subway i station, and I’ve got so I could ‘change in Bryant park at noon and never shock a policeman.” , “You won’t say anything mean about ■ us, will you?” Mrs. Knight implored. “In this business a girl’s reputation is all she has." “I promise.” Pope held out his > hand to Lorelei, and as she shook it her lips parted in her ever-ready smile ■ “Nice girl, that,” the critic remarked as he and Slosson descended the stairs “Which one—Lorelei, Lilas, or the female gorilla?” “How did she come to choose thal for a mother?” muttered Pope. “One of nature’s Inscrutable myste- ' ries. But wait. Have you seen Brother .Tim?” “No. Who’s he?” 1 A Do you believe that Campbell !j£ pj Pope, instinctively liking Lor- 3 H elei, will show her a way to [§ |Sj shake off her greedy and men- a jjj dacious family—father, mother » ^ and con, all bloodsuckers? And § jg do you believe he will help her jg B to get ahead legitimately? (TO BE CONTINUED.) HUMAN “LEOPARDS” WIPED OUT f * It comes as a shock to civilized peo ple to learn that there are cannibals still satisfying their craving for hu man flesh. Yet proofs have been dis covered that such cannibals exist in certain districts of West Africa, espe cially in the bush regions around Si erra Leone. West Africa has always been the home of superstition. Witch doctors are believed in and wonderful powers are attributed to silly, inanimate things called “Ju-Jus,” “fetish,” or “medicines.” The idea of human sac rifice to these Ju-Jus has been respon sible tor many murders. Cannibalism has always existed among the natives, but until quite re cently it has been so secret and so hard to get at that the British gov ernors of the district have been baf fled in their attempts to suppress it. Several weird native societies were known to exist. The most active was the Human Leopard society, the I members of which periodically clothed themselves in the skins of leopards, waylaid victims previously decided upon and attacked them with three pronged knives, go that the wounds looked as if they had been made with claws. The reason for their wearing the skins was to deceive any possible witness into thinking that leopards had been responsible for their mur ders. The members of this awful society were bound together by secret vows and superstitions, which made inquir ies difficult to conduct. The real ob ject of their crimes was not the mere pleasure of eating human flesh; it was rooted in superstition and weird re ligious beliefs. The particular "medicine” or fetish of the human leopards was called “bor flrma.” This was usually a package containing the blood of a rooster, oth er animals' blood and fat. rice, white of egg, and other tit-bits. It was only regarded as really powerful when an ointed with human blood and smeared with human fat. Then it was sup posed to bring riches and success to its owner and disaster to its owner's : enemies, but its powers evaporated pe riodically, and so fresh victims had to be found and killed to obtain the blood and fat. There seems to have been a super stition that as human fat and blood were good for ''borfirtna," so they would make people more powerful. Hence, when a victim was killed the flesh was divided among the members of the society for consumption. 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