NATIONAL Warning Issued Against False Weather Prophets WASHINGTON—The department of agriculture of the United States has issued a warning to the public against credence in so-called new systems, astrological and otherwise, of forecasting weather conditions. Belief in these BEWARE OF FALSE WEAWF' PROPHETS U. 5. systems, the notice asserts, oitej proves disastrous to farmers and other folk whose enterprises are af fected by atmospheric or other weath er conditions. The warning against these fallacies says: “The latest misrepresentation ol this character now being presented tc the people of the country is an al leged new system of long-range weath er forecasting said to be based on the rifts and spottedness of the sun and its shafts of solar radiation. When the disk of the sun is minutely examined with powerful telescopes, or when photographed with the aid of the modern spectroheliograph the surface presents a characteristic spotted appearance which undergoes slight changes from day to day, and greater changes with longer intervals of time, depending upon the well-known rotation of the sun upon its axis and the periodic recuri rence of the sunspot maxima and minima. “These and certain well-known related phenomena are represented to be the basis of the so-called discovery. “During the past several years the weather bureau has received, in the form of letters, circulars, diagrams and blue prints, full specifications concern ing all essential details of this alleged new system of forecasting. The so called discovery is fully known to the weather bureau and has received fail and impartial study and examination by its scientific staff. Moreover, other scientists of international reputation now connected with the strongest institu tions in the world engaged in astronomical research and conducting investiga tions in solar and terrestrial physics have also passed upon these new theories “These authorities are in accord that the deductions and conclusions drawn from the solar conditions on which the new system is based are un warranted. Solar phenomena of the kind described do not have any direct influence upon the weather at any particular time and plaae, and. therefore, cannot be made the basis of weather forecasting. "Spacious references to the moon, to the planets and to the spottedness of the sun and its shafts of radiation alleged to dominate terrestrial weather are but picturesque frameworks upon which to display weather forecasts for sale.” Bill to Regulate Podiatry Stumped Colonel Hail « 4 BILL to regulate the practice of podiatry in the District of Columbia.” A Col. L. J. Hall, the chief bill clerk of the house of representatives, scratched his head. This has been the habit of men perplexed since Adam became worried about the insidious activities of the first serpent During the years that be has been connected with the billroom of the house, Colonel Hall has handled bills and resolutions covering almost every topic under the sun. But here was a bill, introduced by Congressman Maher of New' York, to curb the practice of podiatry, and pro posing. furthermore, "to protect the people from empiricism in relation thereto.” The new man in the bill L Clerk s office averred he didn’t know such a thing existed in the District of Columbia, although he’d always had his suspicions. The evils of a city, he complained, pass all understanding. And then it dawned upon'Colonel Hall and the bill clerks! “Podiatry? Why. that’s corn doctoring. You know the corn doctors of cur boyhood days?” Why, of course. It is but a commentary on the passing of the old order of things. Podiatry, it seems (although few ever knew it was that), must go the way of sassafras tea, bluemass and calomel, fresh-drawn herb juice and the odoriferous asa fetida bag that hung warningly about one’s neck. Just now it is impossible to say why Congressman Maher has gone on the warpath against that American institution—the corn doctor. Perhaps Mr. Maher hasn't a corn; perhaps he has one aui it won't come off, or somebody has stepped upon it. Mrs. Wilson and Flowers of the White House AS FAR back as one can remember White House chatelaines have been de voted to flowers and have taken great pride in having the hit of ground just back of the right wing planted with the flowers each has liked best. Mrs. Roosevelt chose to have it fitted with so-called old-fashioned flowers, while Mrs. Taft preferred only roses. The flower associated with Mrs. Wilson is the iarge orchid, the cultiva tion of which in this particular garden would be out of the question. Mrs. Wilson has worn the orchid at all so ciety affairs, and, indeed, all times since her engagement to the president . was announced. Before that time sho i was usually seen with great bunches of violets as a corsage bouquet, or me pure wmte gardenia fastened somewhere to the left of her throat. The most beautiful foliage as a background for orchids is the maiden-hair fern, which, .when separated from the root, wilts so quickly that it must constantly be replenished. It would seem that this has been arranged for in Mrs. Wilson’s case by the quantity of potted ferns placed in every available spot throughout the White House. These are sent from the White House conservatories, where they are raised to perfection. There are several varie ties of the maiden-hair, each one of which seems to be more beautiful than the others. The great lawn which stretches from the portico of the White House to ward the Potomac is pretty well inclosed in shrubbery and dotted vWh fine trees of every species. Surrounding the whole place is an iron fence, directly inside of which is a hedge of privet, planted during the administration of President Taft. So rapidly does this favorite hedge shrub grow that it already has become a formidable barrier for those who enjoy seeing the president’s grounds, even if they cannot walk upon them. It will not be many more years before the White House inclosure will be as much walled in as are the grounds around Buckingham palace and the other homes of Europe’s monarchs. Woodlawn Mansion May Be Summer White House WOODLAWN MANSION, the home of Nellie Curtis Lewis, in the historic Mount Vernon district of Fairfax county, Virginia, will be the “summer capital,” unless rumor has run aw.-y. President Wilson and his wife have made several trips to the Woodlawn neigh borhood in the past few weeks. Woodlawn is located about sixteen miles south of Washington and there are splendid roads for motoring be tween the two joints. The Mexican situation and neces sity for frequent conferences with his advisers over European war problems that confront him give color to the gossip that the president may find it advisable to spend the summer nearer Washington than the summer home recently selected in new jersej, and it is possioie tuat Virginia may wrest that distinction from the Northern state. Woodlawn mansion was erected in 1805 by Maj. Lawrence Lewis and his wife, Nellie Curtis Lewis, and is considered the stateliest of all of the manor bouses of the upper Potomac. The property is now owned by Miss E. M. Sharpe, who spends much of her time with relatives In Pennsylvania. A former owner is Paul Kester, the play wright, who now owns and occupies Belmont, a line old mansion, on the hills overlooking the Potomac a short distance north of Alexandria. Both Mr. Kester and Miss Sharpe n said to have spent large sums in improvements at Woodlawn. V _ CANDLE DRIP BETRAYS THIEF. Tallow drops on the floor of the vault of the S. Morgan Smith company, manufacturers of water wheels, led to discovery of a theft of drawings and r holographs valued at more than $10,000. Albert H. Myers, a trusted drafts man has been arrested, admits the crime and has been committed to jail in default of $4,000 bail. M t 0f th8 blue prints and photographs have been recovered by De r-harles S. White. It is believed Myers intended to sell them to a rivii Mncera.-York (Pa.) Dispatch Philadelphia Record. GERMAN FLEET WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO SLIP OUT First photograph to arrive in this country showing a portion of the German fleet. It is believed the photograph was taken at Wilhelmshaven, but the exact location was withheld by the censor. PENS PICTURE OF VERDUN BATTLE Correspondent Gets a Glimpse of the Great Struggle in France. TELLS A TALE OF HORROR French Artillery Batters Down Dikes of the Meuse* Flooding Field of Fallen Germans—Grim Fight for Life. In the Village,Northwest of Verdun. —Yesterday I witnessed a great battle, the climax of the Verdun struggle, writes a special correspondent of the New' York Times and the Chicago Her ald. What a fury of charge and coun ter-charge of tw'o nations at grips on the blood-stained slopes among the shell-torn trenches these words could convey! In reality it is very different. Imagine yourself in the dark cabin of a ship, the whole fabric of which shudders in the tumult of her mighty engines as you peer through a narrow slit at a quick-changing cinema on a distant screen. For that was the Verdun battle as I saw- it. save that those rapid glimpses revealed horrors no producer would dare feature. Captain A. had led me through a , maze of trenches to an observation post buried deep in a, hillside due south of Cumieres village. Two officers and some soldiers are at work regulating the fire of a bat tery two miles in the rear upon the German trenches down to our right, near the river, where the enemy is massing for an assault. At the same time they directed a searchlight whose rays illuminates their field of vision. “Follow the searchlight and you will soon pick out the German trenches and see the effects of pur fire,” says my guide. It is a patch of field, streaked diagonally by a dark line, which is the German trench. Clouds of smoke obscure it at intervals, stabbed by swift flashes. I watch interminably. Nothing changes. Then the observer throws another order into the telephone and a second ray doubles the field of view. He turns toward his companion at the table and reels off figures in a POPULAR IN ARMY SET Miss Helen Hotter, daughter of Jay E. Hoffer, U. S. A., is one of the most popular of the socially active army contingent in Washington. Jailed for a Laugh. New York.—Because he laughed when Magistrate Groehl imposed a one-dollar line, John Oste, charged with disorderly conduct, was sent to jail for three days. Duck Makes Record. Veronr. N. J.—“Peggy,” a duck, has laid 325 eggs in 343 days, and is said to hold the record. level, unhurried tone. The latter transmits more figures to the soldier, who has resumed his telephoning. Suddenly the field patch is covered with scurrying dots, like a mass of excited ants, rushing forward across the light, out of the picture into the darkness. It is the enemy charg ing at last. Then a dense thunder-cloud covers everything. The searchlight's rays beat vainly against its yellowish wails. The glass trembles in my hand. Like a nightmare vision, conjured by magic amid the smoke, a horrible scene is revealed; first dimly, then clearer and finally very distinct, in the sharp white light. The ileid. the dark line and the rush ing ants have disappeared. In their place a ragged hollow, wherein blocks of earth like huge tree trunks roll and quiver. Among them the tiny dark things are writhing like fallen leaves flut tered by the breeze. Those shapeless objects are German soldiers. As the smoke cleared 1 distinguished arms raised in agony or supplication. Some try to crawl upward; they form heaps, sliding back together as one mounts another and drags him down. Meanwhile from the right of the scene what seems to be an immense blacksnake creeps forward. In the ray of the light it glimmers, and the observer beside me muttered: "My God!" It reaches the lip cf the hollow and the mass of crawling men quiver with a new agitation. It is the water of the Meuse overwhelming the Germans by ttie same concentration of melinite that ruptured the river’s dikes. With frantic gestures the Germans fight up ward. There comes a flash and an other cloud-patch, half veiling the chaos of earth and water and drown ing men. Then the shells begin to fall rap idly and the searchlight abandons the struggle against the smoke, swinging higher along the bare hill side. A few moments later it returns. I see a placid pool glimmering be neath the ray, save where a glimmer ing spot of blackness is floating mo tionless. I look at my watch. Three hours have passed since we entered the post. That is what I saw of the great est battle for Verdun. LONG JOURNEY OF AN EGG — Consumer Paid Twenty Cents a Dozen More Than Producer in Kansas Got. Russell, Kan.—A. J. Olson, a Russell county farmer who sells hundreds of dozens of eggs annually, on February 9 wrote on an egg a request for the consumer to w'rite him and inform him where the egg was purchased at retail and what the cost was. Olson sold his product to a Rus sell dealer for 25 cents a dozen. The eggs were then shipped to Ellsworth, from where they were shipped to Pen dleton, Ore., by express. The Oregon retail merchant paid 34 cents a dozen, and they were re tailed at 45 cents, that being the price paid by the woman in Oregon who broke the egg bearing Olson’s letter. Olson received a letter from her re cently, and she gave the details of the egg’s career and end in the far Northwest. E-7’S EXPLOITS IN SEA OF MARMORA British Submarine in 24 Days Sank 23 Ships and De stroyed Two Trains. ALSO FOUGHT A GUNBOAT Returned Safely Through Traps and Mines Set to Catch Her in the Dardanelles—Receives Great Reception. New York.—The story of how the British submarine E-7 entered the Sea of Marmora and operating for 24 days sank 23 ships, shelled two railway trains, and did other damage, is told in a letter received in New York. The letter was written by a young officer who was on the E-7. The Cochrane who is referred to as “absolutely splendid" is the commander of the E-7. He says: “We returned safely after 24 days up the Dardanelles in the Sea of Mar mora. It is hopeless to try to give a detailed account in a letter, but you can take it from me it was a line show. We broke all previous records. Coch rane was absolutely splendid. The tale of our doings is the sort of thing one reads of in the old days. We went around the Sea of Marmora, leaving a trail of sunk and burning ships. We fairly shook things to the core. “We are the first submarine in his tory to bombard a place on shore un der fire. I think we were under fire about three times a day on an average, and penetrated into all sorts of places and destroyed shipping. We evr.n shelled a railway and destroyed two troop trains. We shelled the embank ment and blocked the line and then caught the trains as they came along. It was the funniest thing you can imag ine to see the trains try to hide behind trees, but we caught them and smashed them all to blazes. The ammunition all blew up with a terrible explosion. The soldiers, of course, got out and took cover and fired tons of ammuni tion at us. but we were out of range. “Altogether we sunk one gunboat, five steamers (one of 3,000 tons), and 17 large sailing ships, and hit two trains, one railway embankment, and a few villagers who fired on us and got it in the neck for doing so. We also dived up to Constantinople and fired a torpedo at the wharf at the ar senal. where there were a lot of am munition lighters, and there was a most terrific explosion, which shook the boat although we were one and one-quarter miles away. What hap pened I don’t know, but something must have got it in the neck, judging by the bang. We had a small duel with a small gunboat one day on the surface and drove her off, although she fired 200 rounds from her two guns. After that we were left alone and everything ran like blazes when we got anywhere near. “The only drawback was that we all had dysentery, and Halifax, the second officer, and a seaman got badly burned setting fire to a steamer, so Cochrane and I had to keep watch all the time, and by the time 24 days were gone we were absolutely done up. What Halifax went through with his burned feet for three weeks be*Iow 1 don’t know. “We had no trouble in diving in the Sea of Marmora, but when we came down we had an awful time, as the Turks had rigged up air sorts of nets ar.d things to catch us, and we got mixed up in them and also were fouled by mines three times. "The reception we got in the harbor was great. The whole fleet and every thing manned the rails and cheered us madly. Just imagine us—all dirty and unshaven, and the flag with bullet holes all over it. and conning tower all dents from bullets and rusty—steam ing through the lines and thousands ol men cheering like mad. Battleships cruisers, torpedo boats, transports and the captains leading the cheers. It was great! I have heard cheers be fore. but this was the real thing. Poor old Cochrane's eyes were full of tears as he saluted to the cries of ‘Are we down-hearted?’ and ‘Well done, E-7!‘ “At present I am resting on land and basking in the light of popular favor It is very nice to be a hero among one’s own cloth, yon know, because they really mean it, and they really unde: stand.” <.-LLS THREE BIG WOLVES Lives of 525 Deer Estimated to Have Eean Saved by Work of Ore eon Hunter. Portland, Ore.—Three gray wolves killed by Jake Dumont of Tiller, Ore., will net him $75. The state pays a bount of $20 each and the county pays $5 additional. The pelts were received at the office of the state fish and game commission and showed the wolves to have been of unusual size. One was fully seven feet from tip of nose to tail and the two others were not more than six inches shorter. Carl D. Shoemaker, state game war den. estimates that the death of the wolves saved 525 deer. He says that one wolf would kill an average of 175 deer a year. IS RESTORED BY PRAYER Confined to Invalid Chair for 16 Years Man Is Able to Walk After Service. Greensburg, Pa.—A remarkable ex perience took place in the life of Wal ter McClickie, seventy years old, of Youngwood, following a congregational prayer service recently at his home, which was conducted by Rev. John Watson of the United Brethren church of Youngwood. For sixteen years McClickie has been confined to a wheel chair because of an injury to his head when he fell down a mine shaft near Unionlown. Following the injury a silver plate was inserted in his skull and he suf fered from dizziness. During the last sixteen years he was unabie to stand. Recently he requested that the pray er services be held at his home, and the other night the members of his church held the weekly sendee there. During the services he got out of his wheel chair and sang a hymn. After the service he found he was able to walk about the house. The next morn ing he went to the coal shed and car ried in a bucket of coal for his daugh ter, Mrs. Ralph Ross, without experi encing any dizziness. Coughing Change* His Voice. New York.—By repeatedly coughing and clearing the throat a person with a falsetto voice may change it to bary tone, if he persist* in the treatment, declares Er. Frank M. Hallock of Cor nell university medical school ft i J; NOISES By KIN HUBBARD. “In th’ Cafe th’ Low Necked Cabaret Nightingale Sings ‘You Made Me Love You’ as She Wabbles Aimlessly Among th’ Tables Scatterin’ Talcum Duct Over th’ Steaks an’ Caviar Sandwiches.’’ Oh, fer th’ ole restful noiseless days Vhen nothin’ disturbed th’ peace an’ ^uiet o’ th’ community but th’ milk man’s bell, or an occasional grind organ! Oh, fer th’ joy o’ livin’ agin through that blissful period precedin’ th’ advent o’ th' raspin’ phonergraph! When it comes t’ din th’ blatant notes o’ a minstrel pe-rade are as soft an’ soothin' as a summer zephyr com pared t’ th' turmoil an' clatter o’ th’ march o' progress, with its player pl anners, typewriters, automobiles, add in’ machines, belchin’ motorcycles, nickel tlie-ater hawkers, flat wheeled street cars, hospital ambulances, chau tauquas, well dressed promoters, rum biin’ interurbans an’ other noise pro ducers. With th’ possible exception o’ th’ rubber heel all o’ our modern in ventions an' innovations are accompa nied by some nerve rackin’ noise. Wherever we turn we run int’ some brand new kind of a noise. The quiet Sunday at home passed out with th’ cornin’ o’ th’ player pianner. Th’ wrhiz zin' graphophone has drowned out th' ole enjoyable conversations around th’ cheerful grate, while th’ impatient ring o' the telephone bell destroys one silent meditation after another. If we seek th’ lonesome seclusion o’ th’ country lane we’re startled out o’ our boots by th’ coarse notes o' th’ tourin’ car fog horn, or th’ shrill whistle o’ th’ thunderin’ interurban special. In th’ cafe th' low necked cabaret night ingale sings “You Made Me Love You" as she wabbles aimlessly among th’ tables scatterin’ talcum dust o’er th' steaks an’ caviar sandwiches. Ever’ where is noise. In ever’ town that’s fiourishin’ enough t' support a “Pearl ' laundry or a “Weekly Banner” we find th’ fussy little gasoline engine puffin’ an’ snortin’ like an enraged wart hog brought t’ bay. Ever’where thro’ Au gust an’ September th’ oratorical erup tions o’ th’ Chautauqua stage drive our feathered songsters from th' sylvan, grove on th’ edge o’ town t’ remote an’ distant thickets. Thro’ th’ turmoil an’ bustle o’ traffic we cross th’ downtown street with our life in one band an’ a cane or a mackerel or somethin’ in th’ other. In th’ evenin’ when we git ready t’ retire some kind neighbor de cides t’ try out a new grand opery rec ord on th’ Victroly, or th’ blushin’ de butante next door grows tired o’ boldin’ hands an’ oonciudes t’ do a little foot work on th’ player pianner. At inter vals thro’ th’ night we’re aroused by th’ milkman as he whistles his way t’ th’ window sill t’ keep up his cour age, or by th’ rough voice o’ th’ street sweeper as he curses his mules. How glad we are when th’ wide open muf fler o’ some early riser proclaims th’ breakin’ day. Once back in th’ city streets we hear th’ constant rumble o’ heavy trucks an’ th’ terrific explosions o’ countless tires an’ our thoughts re vert t’ th’ siege o’ Vicksburg. We are surrounded by th’ artillery o’ traffic. Nothin’ seems t’ succeed these days without a noise. Th’ prosperity o’ our towns an’ cities is measured by ther noise producin' facilities. Even a fel ler’s prominence in every walk in life is reckoned by th’ -.oise he makes. If a feller quietly buys a nickel se gar these days th’ bang o' th’ cash register destroys his whole line o* thought. Is The World Getting Better? With th’ possible exception o' Pro fessor Tansey’s lecture, “Th’ Poets o’ Korea,” delivered some months ago, th' debate last night, at ’Possum Run school, No. 3, wuz th’ intellectual event o' th’ season. Th' question up fer de bate wuz, “Is th’ World Gittin' Bet ter?” Miss Pop Angel took th’ negative side while Miss Pearline Moots ap peared fer th’ world, an’ led off in th’ discussion by sayin’: “It requires but a peep int' th' ole family album o' a generation ago t’ convince th' most sallow pessimist that th’ world has made wonderful strides. T'day th' white lawn tie an’ frock coat no longer deceive us. T’day th’ sinis ter motive kin no longer lurk behind opery length whiskers with impunity. Th' shams an’ illusions o’ th' past have been pushed int’ th’ open an’ the drudgery an’ privation o’ th' dark ages have been relieved bj- progress an’ en lightenment. Who would return t' th’ ole days o' th’ monthly bath when | newspapers are devotin' whole pages 11’ th’ art o’ pencilin’ th' eyebrows one ' must be dull indeed not t’ feel that we are borderin’ on th’ brink o’ degen • eracy. "Is ther any improvement in th’ civ ilization o’ t’day over th’ ole Mayflower brand? I answer ‘No!’ When we open th’ heavy clasp o’ th’ ole fashioned al bum an’ look at grandfather’s whisk ers an’ grandmother’s poor tired, round shoulders, er Uncle Henry’s war cravat, we are apt t’ allow our amaze ment t’ blind us t’ th’ part those whiskers played in th’ development o’ th’ country, t’ th’ many hard winters th’ snow slid off those perpendicular shoulders, t’ th’ brave, honest Adam's apple that throbbed behind that cum bersome cravat. “In these Babylonian days o’ dress an’ diversion when a quart measure is so small it bruises th’ currants an’ our women dress ten pounds lighter than a straw hat it is not possible t’ find. “Aside From Coon Huntin’ th’ Church Had no Other Opposition.’’ mother made soap with one hand an' raised nine children with th’ other—th’ days when father made his own plug terbaeker an’ plowed with a cow? Those were th' days when th’ magic lantern an' th’ huskin’ bee furnished th' sole diversion o’ our half civilized an' ague stricken ancestors. Aside from coon huntin' th’ church had no other opposition. Tday our people mix pleasure with religion an’ while some o’ us are goin’ along at a high rate of speed, ther’s cuns an’ dogmas fer all, an’ in our lucid intervals we thank th’ Supreme Bein' fer our auto larks an’ cafe seances jist th' same as we do fer our bountiful crops. T’day we see more clearly—we know more. Th’ world haint gittin’ worse. It's gittin’ broader an’ more liberal, an’ underly in’ our escapades an’ seemin’ indiffer ence i' th’ fundamentals may be found th’ same ole fashioned respect an' rev erence fer th' better things o’ life ready fer any emergency.” Mountin’ th' rostrum. Miss Ellie Pine opened up with a witherin’ broad side which brought th’ audience t’ its feet, after which she experienced little difficulty in keepin’ it there. She said: “In these days when th' Sunday with all our boasted civilization, th counterparts o’ those sturdy God fear in' patriots an’ home makers cvhose faded likenesses repose between th' ^ clumsy covers o' th' ole musty album I in th' garret. ' “We may bathe oftener an’ dress thinner an’ git more alimony, but we should not allow our enthusiasm t make us fergitful o' the fact that we are payin' a good fancy price fer th comforts an’ conveniences o' th' age that while we're in th' swim t'day v, e may be subpoenaed t’ntorrovv.” (Protected by Adams New.-p per .S. rvii-ej Queer Thing About July. How we came to pronounce July as we do now, with the accent on the second syllable, is one of the unsolved mysteries of speech. Named, of course, after Julius Caesar, it should really be pronounced to rhyme with "duly,” and so our forefathers actually did pronounce it. Spenser, for instance, has the line, “Then came hot July boiling like to fire,” and even so late as Johnson's time the accent was 9till on the "Ju.” It is one of many words which would startle those ancestors of ours, spoken as we speak them now. Getting Warm in a Cold Bed. Many people have to sleep in cold rooms in winter, and some, not being able to warm up readily after entering the bed, lie awake a long time. Jo warm up quickly in ft cold bed, lie! upon the back, with the bedclothes well tucked in about the neck and shoulders, draw up and extend one foot, then the other, alternately, draw ing the foot up as far as possible. Keep this up for a few moments; and if done with vigor, by the time one has drawn up each leg and straightened it( out, say, 100 times, one will be in a glow, and will usually feel sleepy, the blood having been drawn away from the brain to the muscles and skin, Feeble patients can do a few strokes, and rest a moment or so, and then be gin again. ^ Variable. \ "How much is that movie star’s an- \ nual income?’’ "It depends,” replied the manager, "on whether we’re talking to a press agent or an income-tax official.” /