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Health,!:: Reward THEREfORE Strive for and maintain the highest possible standard at all times; when you need help REMEMBER HOSTETTERS Stomach Bitters is a remedy you can always rely on for Stomach and Bow el disorders. Get the genuine SO SMITH DIDN'T GET IT Debtor Was Perfectly Willing to Pay Bill, and the Arrangement Satis fied All Parties. A very angry client entered a New York lawyer’s office. He had called upon a debtor and asked him politely to pay a bill of $2.50, and had been abused for his pains. Now he wanted the lawyer to collect it. The lawyer demurred. The bill was so small that it would cost the whole amount to collect it. No matter, said the angry one. I don t care if I don't get a cent as long as that fellow has to pay it.” So the lawyer wrote the debtor a let ter. and in a day or two the latter ap peared in high dudgeon. He did not owe any $2.50, and he would not pay. "Very well,” said the lawyer; "then my Instructions are to sue. But 1 should hardly think it would pay you to stand suit for so small a sum.” "Who will get the money if 1 pay it?” asked the man. The lawyer was obliged to confess that he should “Very well,” said the debtor; "that's another matter If Smith isn't going to get it, I am perfectly willing to pay it."—Youth’s Companion. SWAMP-ROOT SAVES KIDNEY SUFFERERS Yen naturally feel secure when you know tha; Dr. Kilmer.- Swamp-Root, the great kidney, liver and bladder remedy, is ab solutely pure and contains no harmful or habit producing drugs. The same standard of purity, strength and excellence, prescribed by Or Kilmer many years ago. is maintained in every bottle of Swamp-Root. Swamp-Root is scientifically compounded ftom vegetable herbs, it is not a stimu lant and is taken in teaspoonful doses. It is not recommended for everything. Ac NbCording to verified testimony it is nature'* helper in relieving and overcoming Uidi»! liver and bladder troubles. If siifTev. don’t delay another day. Go to ^pur nearest druggist now rikI get a bottleV All drug stores sell it in two sizes—fiftjk cents and one dollar. Howeverj if you wish first to trv this great preparation send ten eents to l>r. Kilmer A Co., Binghamton. X’. Y„ for a sample bottle. When writing be sure and mention this paper—Adv. * Keep Away. ' Wot kind of a town is Hicks burg?" asked the first occupant of the box car. ■'Don't you never go there. Rudy," said the other. 'The sheriff is a bug on gardenin', an" about this time o' the year he makes ail the prisoners git out an' spade up his back yard." For a really fine coffee at a mod erate price, drink Denison’s Seminole Brand, 35c the lb., in sealed cans. Only one merchant in each town sells Seminole. If your grocer isn’t the one, write the Denison Coffee Co., Chicago, for a souvenir and the name of your Seminole dealer. Buy the 3 lb. Canister Can for J1.00. —Adv. All Hard. "1 can sell you this bouse on very easy payments." "That's interesting. I didn’t know there was any such thing as easy payments." When men have more money than they need they think they need more than they have. i>r. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver, bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for & laxative—three for a cathartic.—Adv. The Lord loveth a cheerful giver— and so does every man, woman and child on earth. ASK FOR AND GET THE HIGHEST OUAUTY EGG NOODLES Save the trademark signature cf Pau! F. Skinner from all packages and exchange f ee for Oneida Community Silverware. Write today for free 36-page recipe book and full information. SKINNER MFG. CO., OMAHA. U.SJL LARGEST MACARONI FACTORY IN AMERICA HA TFIITO VVataon K. Coleman. Was h |P|II \ lDgu.n.Ll.C. Book. free, lligh ■ 9% I Bill ■ w est references. Best results. Nebraska Directory HOTEL Omaha, Nebraska EUROPEAN PLAN Rooms from SI.00 up single, 75 cents up double CAFE PRICES REASONABLE REDUCE TIDE EXPENSE NEWS BEIHE WEEK! National, Political, Personal and Other Matters in Brief Form for All Classes of Readers. WAP. NEWS. The Rumanian chamber has adopt ed a bill authorizing the government to float an interior loan of 150,000,000 francs. * * * It is reported by a Copenhagen cor respondent that the Rumania pariia- i ment has empowered the government i to summon the recruits of the 1917 j class. ... Dr. Eugene Hurd, until recently the only American surgeon at the front : with Russian soldiers, has performed more than 3,00o operations near the j battle line. ... • Paris reports the arrival of an ex pedltion of Russian troops in France. ’ The forces will be used to fill in gaps , on the western front caused by the recent fighting. ... Forty-two Danish ships, valued a; 11,000,000 kroner, the cargoes of which J were valued at 20,000,000 kroner, have j been destroyed by submarines and mines during the war. Eighty-seven j men have been kiiled. . . , German newspapers, commenting in advance cf President Wilson's siatement to congress, declared tha' Germany would never yield to the United States, preferring to fac another enemy without than an inter nal crisis in the rcichstag. * * * The radical wing of the Italian so- | rialists is organizing a gigantic peace ; agitation, which may cause consider ! able trouble and endanger the gov ernment. Meetings are to be iieid i throughout Italy on a certain day to ! discuss bringing about an early peace, j Lieutenant Fikemscher of the fam- j ; ous German raider Linden, which was | destroyed by the Australian cruiser ! Sydney at Cocos Islands in 19U a; r performing many daring exploits, has I escaped from Malta, whither he had : been taken as a prisoner by the Brit ! ish. • • • Since the outbreak of the war. 3,117 i non-combatants have lost their lives ; in maratime disasters due to mines or to submarines of hostile nations, Walter Runciman. president of the London board of trade, said in the house of commons. Of these. 1,57-i j were seamen, 1SS fishermen and 1,175 passengers. • • * London reports that British troops going to the relief of Kut-E'.-Amara have gained further ground against the Turks who are barring their way along the Tigris river. The British. says the report, have driven in the Turks from their advanced lines on the right bank of the river, killing many of the Turks and ‘aking a con siderable number of prisoners. GENERAL. More than 19.000 United States reg ulars are guarding the Mexican bor der from Brownsville, Tex., to San Diego, Cal. » • * The Sirong-Hewitt company. Black ington mills and the North Adams Manufacturing company of North Ad I ams and the Adams Woolen company 1 of Adams, Mass., posted notice of a 10 per cent advance in wages for 1,300 textile operatives. * * • John W. Thomas, master appointed to take testimony in th° suit of Har ry K. Thaw against his wife. Evelyn Thaw, at Pittsburg. Pa., recommended to the court that Thaw be granted a divorce, and the decree was ordered by the court. • * * I Resolutions expressing confidence I in the “patriotism and ability of Pres ident Wilson to handle the present in ternational crisis," and pledging him the support in his “efforts for an hon orable peace,” were adopted unani mously by the Southern Conference for Education and Industry at New Orleans, La. * * * The charge of immorality contained in the indictment against Thomas ] Mott Osborne, former warden of Sing ! Sing prison, was stricken out at White Plains, N. Y„ by Supreme Court Jus- j tice Platt * * * At least five persons were killed, some of them burned beyond recogni tion. and thirty-one persons injured in the collision between the Gilt Edge express of the New Haven rail road and a local train at Bradford Station, near Westerly, R. I. * » • The American locomotive works of Paterson, N. J.. granted their em ployes a nine-hour work day and a 10 per cent increase in wages. Hereto fore the employes have worked ten hours a day. * • • A regular dividend of 10 per cent and an extra bonus of 10 per cant on outstanding common stock has been ! recommended by the directors of the j Cunard steamship line, it was an nounced at the New York offices of j the line. * * * Twenty persons lost their lives and ! nearly 100 injured by tornadoes which 1 swept three distinct areas in Kansas I and Mi~souri. Property damage in southeastern Kansas, southeastern | and Central Missouri is enormous Three big steel companies, employ ing over 20.000 men at Youngstown. Ohio have announced a 10 per cent in crease in wages, effective May 1. * * • A wage increase for 7,000 cotton mill operatives was announced by the Pepperel! Manufacturing company of Biddeferd, Me. The amount ef the increase was not stated. * * * The Atlantic mills. Providence. R. I., makers of dress goods and worsted yarns, announced to their 3,000 em ployes recently an increase in wages approximating 10 per cent. e • • George \V. Peck, 73 years old, for mer governor of Wisconsin and author of the famous booh “Peck’s Bad Bey.” died at his home in Mil waukee after a short illness. ■* m * Henry Ford declared at Detroit, Mich, that he was not a candidate for president of the United States, and that he had asked that his name be taken off the Michigan ballot. • * * • A heavy wind storm, accompanied by lightning, swept ever Dayton. Ohio, recently, killing one man and damag ing much property. The wind attaint d a velocity of seventy-two mil- s u:i hour. • * * Samuel S. McClure, upon his arrival at The Hague, Holland, from a three mon’iis' tour of the German allied countries, declared that reports of German babies dying for lack of milk are untrue. * * * An aerial scenic tramway 1,800 feet long, built exclusively for transport ing passengers across the Whirlpool has been almost completed at Niagara Fails. One. It is one of the longest, and probably the safest, aerial cable way in the world. • • • Captain Franz von Papen. recalled military attache to the German em bassv at Washington, was indicted by the federal grand jury in Xm York, as the organizer and financier of ar. alleg u conspiracy to blow up the Welland canal in Canada. * * * What is said to be the largest slan der vtrdict ever returned hv a federal court jury was granted in the United States district court at Sioux Falls, S. D.. when F. L. Cummins, formerly assistant general manager of the South Dakota Central railway, was awarded $22,r.00 against F. L. Maytag of O.-kaloosa. Ia., president of the railroad. SPORTING. Robert McGraw. pitcher of the Uni versity of Colorado, baseball team, held the Colorado Aggies hitless and runless in a game at Fort Collins re cently. McGraw struck out eighteen men and issued no pass< s. * . . Jack Dillon of Indianapolis, light heavyweight, easily outpointed Billy Miske of St. Paul in a ten-round, no decision fight in Minneapolis in the opinion of a majority of newspaper reporters at the ringside. * * * Leonard Seppala, twice winner of the 412 mile Alaska sweepstakes, won over his four contestants in the ice bound recent classic. Seppala, whose seventeen Siberian wolf dogs negotia ted the distance in eighty hours and twenty-seven minutes, gained a purse of $2,000. This is me fourth time in the last seven sweepstakes that the Siberian wolf dogs have shown their supremacy over the malamufes. WASHINGTON. The United States attorney general has ruled that the federal reserve board cannot change the location of a federal reserve bank. * * • President Wilson has signed the act incorporating the American academy of arts and letters, of which he and former President Roosevelt are among the charter members. » » • Acting Secretary Newton of the treasury announces that he has de cided to test the availability of aero planes as coast guard auxiliaries in locating derelicts and vessels in dis tress. • • • The senate has confirmed William Ingraham of Portland, Me., as assist ant secretary of war. He will suc ceed Henry Breckenridge, who ^re signed with Secretary Garrison. Pres ident Wilson sent the nomination to the senate. * * • President Wilson has restored to entry 154,000 acres of public land in Custer county. Montana, which had been set aside as coal lands, but which were found to contain no coal of value. A tract of 22,871 acres containing coal of limited value will be opened for purchase, the government retaining mineral rights. • * * The German government has agreed 10 permit exportation to the United States of 15,000 tons of dyestuffs, lack of which has seriously affected Amer ican textile manufacturers. Notifies- ; ticn to this effect was contained in a note to Secretary Lansing. • * * The public lands committee of the house recently passed a resolution giving entrymen on the Fort Nio brara. Neb., reservation one year's ex tension of time in which to make each of the two remaining unpaid install- | ments of the purchase price. • • • Senate democrats in conference, de cided to enact into law the house bill repealing the provision in the Underwood-Simmons tariff law, which would have placed sugar on the free list May 1, 1916. * • * Italy’s growing importance as a buyer of American products is indi cated in figures assembled in the bu reau of foreign and domestic com merce, which show that the country took $166,000,000 worth of goads in the first seven months of the fiscal vc-or PRSIARYJESULTS DEMOCRATS OF STATE NOMINATE NEVILLE FOR GOVERNOR. REPUSL1CANS CHOSE SUTTON Edgar Howard Nominated by the Dem ocrats for Lieutenant Governor; Shumway, Republican, Wins. j Democrats of the state chose Keith Neville ol North Platte as the demo cratic candidate for the nomination of governor over C. VY. Bryan of Lin coln, in the recent staie-wide primary election. Cn the republican side Sut ton was nominated, although hard pressed bj McKelvie and Miles. For chief justice of the supreme court Fawcett and Morrissey are nom inated, they being the only candi dates. For associate justice it ap pears that Cornish, Hastings, Barnes, Sedgwick, Goss and Dean will be the six from whom the people will finally make a choice of three. William J. Bryan ran far behind in the totals and liis chances for going to St. Louis as a deiegate-at largc are very remote. John L. Kennedy defeated Ches ter H. Aldrich for the nomination for United States senator on the re publican ticket, and Gilbert M. Hitch cock won over Ignatius J. Dunn on the democratic side. For national commiLeemar. the republicans chose R. Beecher Howell over Charles F. McGrew, and the, dtmocrats preferred Arthur Mullen to James C. Dahlman. C. W. Pcol. democrat, for secretary of state; W. H. Smith, democrat, for state auditor; W. H Clemmons, dem ocrat. for state superintendent; A. O. Thomas, republican, for state super intendent; and P. L. Hall and H. B. Landis, democrats, for regents of Hie university, had no opposition, and are certainly nominated. Following is figures tabulated on about two-thirds vote of the state: FOR PRESIDENT. Republican. Hughes . 7,726 Cummins .14,527 Estafcrook . 1.935 Foru .14,304 DELEGATE-AT-LARGE. Republican. Kilpatrick .21,116 Currie .21,786! Hedge .22,907 Hevelone .16.180 Ealdrige .26.597 Epperson .20,049 Gurney .23,249 DELEGATE-AT-LARGE. Democratic. Bryan .17,130 j Thompson .22,113] Cones .14.743 j Oldham .20,043 1 Price .20,327 j Thomas .19,192 Piatti .19.432 NATIONAL COMMITTEEMAN. Democratic. Mullen .20,231 Dahlman .18.649 Republican. McGrew .15.315 Hcwfll .24,751 UNITED STATES SENATOR. Republican. John L. Kennedy .28,245 Chester H. Aldrich .21.495 Democratic. 1. J Dunn .16,198 Gilbert M. Hitchcock.32,267 GOVERNOR. Republican. A. L. Sutton .20,127 S. R. McKelvie.17,371 W. A. George . 5,597 C. J. Miles .14.109 William Madgeit . 4,028 Democratic. C. W. Bryan .22,963 Keith Neville .36,543 LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR. Democratic. Pearson . 8,035 Howard .14,721 Banning . 9,644 Republican. Shumway . 9,686 Kiechal . 7,806 Nordgren ...'5,958 SECRETARY OF STATE. Republican. Addison Wait . g,384 W. B. Smith . 6.090 W. S. Waite . 3,390 C. P. Hensel . 5,213 AUDITOR. Republican. W. L. Minor .10,002 G. W. Marsh .11,596 TREASURER. Democratic. Harry Adams . 13 090 C. E. Hall .! 15,912 j Republican. W. H. Revnolds .11.209 F. C. Hamer.10,909 ATTORNEY GENERAL. Democratic. W. F. Reed .15,866 G. W. Berge .12,636 Republican. R. W. Devoe . 9,985 W. H. Halderson . 7,199 A. P. Ar.derbery . 5,185 LAND COMMISSIONER. Democratic. G. L. Shumway . 8.632 A. J. Siiger . 3,5u9 E. B. Zimmerman . 7,952 Republican. Henry Oberman . 5,626 Fred Beekman . 9,433 Joe Leedom . 3,409 Cook . 6,750 RAILWAY COMMISSIONER. Democratic. Andrew Clute . 3,383 Victor Wilson . 9,579 E. F. Sughroue .2.542 W. S. Ridgell .5,907 R. W. Ralston . 4,111 Republican. Charles Randall . 8,261 I H. T. Clarke . 8,871 Walter Johnson . 8,633 Thomas Long . 4,922 FOR THE SUPREME COURT. Returns from eleven counties on nominations for the supreme court show the following figures: Chief Justice. (Two to be nominated). Fawcett ... 16.9S5 Morrissey ..16.413 Associate Justice. (Six to be nominated). Cornish .16,603 Lean .10.068 Barnes -12,827 Hunt . 9.501 j Hastings ..11.794 Martin _ 9,000 j Sedgwick .11,445 Palmer _ 8,514 ! Goss .10.180 Falloon ....5,782 j mai.y c.rrcrs in tSailOtS. Lincoln.—The present primary does not, like wine, improve with age. ap parently, for this year more errors were made in printing of the ballots than ever before In one voting precinct of Lincoln the name of E. W. Miskel of the First district, candidate for republican presidential elector, instead of ap pearing in the place it should, was found among the republican candi dates for delegates, and in order to remedy the defect a pencil was drawn through the name and the name written on the blank line where it should appear. in wrong column. In another precinct on the demo cratic ticket in rotating the names in printing, the name of Felix J. Galla gher, candidate for delegate at large, was placed under the name of John H. Morehead as a candidate for vice president. In Antelope county the ballots were printed instructing the voter to vote for two candidates for chief jus tice instead of one. and six for asso ciate justice instead of three. In printing the sample ballots, the democratic committee of Lancaster county, which got out a large number of samples because no samples were printed this year according to the provisions of the new law. which re quired the ballot published in the pa pers, the name of Arthur F. Mullen appears twice on the ballot as a can- j didate for democratic national com mitteeman. and the name of James C. ! Dahlman did not appear at all. Sees Hard Times in Germany. Amsterdam (Via London)—The Lo- 1 kal Anzeiger of Beilin publishes an interview with Dr. von Lentze. Pms- ; siati finance minister, in which he j forecasts great financial difficulties j not only for the German empire, but ! for the individual states of the em- j pire. He expresses the belief that it i may he necessary for the < mpire to ' levy direct taxes upon the states, not- j withstanding the fact that tlie Ger man constitution docs not provide for such measures. The prolongation of the war Dr. von Lentze contends compels recog nition of hard facts. Principles Undisputed. Washington.—According to authen tic information reaching Washington, Great Britain and France, in their joint note replying to the American protest against interfences with neu tral trade make no attempt to dis pute principles contended for the United States, hut insist that those principles have been given If gal inter pretation and application by the allies in their blockade of Germany and Austria. This note, it is understood, treats the subject on a purely legal basis ] and relies largely upon the precedents laid down by the United States in the civil war It Is said the allies assume that the United States government dors not contend that it has the right to ship goods without restrictions in- i to Germany or Austria through con tiguous neutral countries such as Hoi- ; land. Sweden and Denmark. The con- j cession of the right to blockade an ' enemy country, which is universally recognized, is regarded as necessarily carrying with it the right to regulate i the admission. Iiuyiict> vn wicgon aaiiot. Salem. Ore.—The name of Charles E. Hughes will be printed on the Oregon republican primary ballot as a candidate for the nomination for president of the United States. Part of Belgrade Destroyed. Paris.—A destructive fire in Bel grade, formerly the capital of Serbia, is reported in a dispatch to the Matin from Bucharest. It is said the east ern section of the city was almost de stroyed. Several hundred houses burned and thousands are homeless. Russians Land in France. Paris. — The arrival of Russian troops in France, as made known in the general order issued by General Joffre, is regarded here as an event j of great importance from both a mili tary and political standpoint. Sussex Commander Decorated. Paris.—Information has been re ceived here from reliable sources that Emperor William has decorated the commander of the submarine which is said to have torpedoed the Sussex. Lure Americans for Army. Portland, Ore.—Charges that Amer ican laborers are being Induced to mi grate to Canada on the promise of lu crative employment and then are forced by the pressure of tbe authori ties and of the circumstances by which they find themselves surround ed, to enlist in Great Britain's over seas army is made by the United States Department of Labor's bureau of immigration in a bulletin receiv;d ii-=-re by tbe local immigration com missioner. War Halts Projected Tour. London.—The projected tour of America by Swedish amateur athletes, says a dispatch from Stockholm, has been postponed until after the war. This action, it was said, was taken because the best, of the athletes now ire in military service. Panama Canal Open. Panama.—The Panama canal has igain reopened to traffic. The chan nel is in excellent condition and the nassage of scores of vessels take n'ace daily. Mew te aveld peratiens These Three Women Tell How They Escaped the Dreadful Ordea! of Surgical Operations. Hospitals are great and necessary institutions, but they should be the last resort for women who suffer with ills peculiar to their sex. Many letters on file in the Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn, Mass., prove that a great number of women after they have been recommended to submit to an operation have been made well by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. Here are three such letters. All sick women should read them. Marinette, \\ is.—■ 1 went to the doctor ana he told me I must have an operation for a femalo trouble, and I hated to have it done as I had been married only a short time. I would have tern bio pains and my hands and feet were cold all the time. I took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound and was cured, and I feel better in every, way. I give you permission to publish my name because I am so thankful that 1 feel well again.” —Mrs- Fred Behnke, Marinette, Wis. _ .. _ Detroit. Mica.— w ben 1 nrst toot Lyoia Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound I was so run down with female troubles that I could not do anything, and our doctor said I would have to undergo an operation. I could hardly walk without help so when I read about the Vegetable Compound and what it had done for others I thought I would try it I got a bottle of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound and a package of Lydia E. Pinkham's Sanative Wash and used them according to directions. They helped me and today I am able to do all my work and I am well” —Mrs. Thos. Dwyer, 989 ^Milwaukee Ave., East, Detroit, Mich. Bellevue, Pa.—“ I suffered more than tongue can tell with terrible bearing down pains and inflammation. I tried several doctors and they all told me the same story"? that I never could get well without an operation and I just dreaded the thought of that. I also tried a good many other medicines that were recommended to me and none of them helped me until a friend advised me .to give Lydia E. Pink ham’s Vegetable Compound a trial The first bottle helped, I kept taking it and now I don’t know what it is to be sick any more and I am picking up in weight. I am 20 years old and weigh 145 pounds. It will be the greatest pleasure to me if I can have the oppor tunity to recommend it to any other suffering woman.”—Miss Irenb Froklicher, 1923 Manhattan St., North Side, Bellevue, Pa. If you would like special advice write to Lydia E. Pinkham Med. Co. (confidential),Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman and held in strict confidence. Watch Your Colts For Coughs. Colds and Distemper, and at the tirst symp toms of any such ailment, give small doses of that won derful remetfy. now the most used in existence. SPOHBTS DISTEMPER COMPOUND 50 cents and SI a bottle; $5 and S10 the dozen, of any druggist, harness dealer, or delivered by SPOllX MEDICAL CO.. Chemists, Goshen, Iud., V. S. A* Safety First. “Please, dearie, don't go out to- j n*ght.” "But I'm only going down to the town hall, love." "Oh. no! Not there! There's to be a meeting of the Peace society, and there may be trouble." Slightly Mixed. “I'm looking for a quotation. May be you can help me." "What is it, madam?” inquired the polite librarian. “The one about l-ady Clare Verdi gris.” A Son-of-a-Gun. Omar—Marks fell asleep in a car and awoke to find his pockets rified. Heinv—He must have been loaded Gas in Photography. Photography by gaslight—not only the work of the camera itself, but the printing of the picture—has been given an interesting demonstration by the Photographers' Association of Amer ica. George Graham Holloway of Terr* Haute, lnd., has been using gaslight in his studio for two years and reports enthusiastically of its success. With it a photographer can work as well in a ground-floor room as anywhere else; he i9 net hindered by gloomy days or rainfall; he can take pictures at night, and the incandescent mantles give him a light that resembles sunshine more nearly than any other. It Is not so sharp as electric light, which generally loses the soft shadows and falsities color values.—Exchange. AILING WOMEN NEED THIS FAMOUS DOCTOR’S PRESCRIPTION Thousands of women who are now blessed with robust health cannot un derstand why thousands of other wom en continue to worry and suffer from ailments peculiar to women when they can obtain for a trifling sum Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription which will surely and quickly banish all pain, distress and misery and restore the womaniy functions to health. This prescription of Dr. Pierce’s ex tracted from roots and herbs is a tem perance remedy. To get rid cf irregularities, or ca-1 tarrhal condition, to avoid pain at cer-; tain times, to overcome irritability j and weakness, waste no time, l)ut get! Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription in liquid or tablet form this very day. “ANURIC!” NEWEST IN CHEMISTRY _ i * This is a recent discovery of Doctor Fierce, head of the Invalids’ Hotel, Buffalo. N. Y. Experiments for sev eral years proved that there is no other eliminator of uric acid compa rable. For those easily recognized symptoms of Inflammation—as back ache, scalding urine and frequent uri nation, as -well as sediment in the urine, or if uric acid in the blood has caused rheumatism, “Anuric ’ acts quickly. In rheumatism of the joints, in gravel and gout, invariably the pains and stiffness which so frequently and persistently accompany the dis ease rapidly disappear. Send Dr. Pierce 10c for large trial package. Full treatment 50c. All druggists. Embarrassing Affection. A Baltimore woman has in her em ploy as butler a darky of pompous and satisfied mien. Xot long ago he permitted a chocolate-colored damsel, long his ardent admirer, to become his spouse. On one occasion, when the lady of the house made temporary use of the services of her butler's wife, it was observed that whenever the duties of the two brought them together, the bride's eyes would shine with extraor dinary devotion. "Your wife seems wonderfully at tached to you. Robert," casually ob served the mistress. "Yes, ma'am,” answered Robert com placently. “Ain't it jest sickenin'?"— Everybody's Magazine. Their Class. “Pets vary in different climates.” “Yes, I suppose that in solar circles they have sun dogs.” Would Keep It Quiet. Mrs. Brindle—Now, Mary, I want you to be careful. This is some very old table linen—been in the family for over two hundred years, and— Mary—Aw, sure, ma'am, you neeun't worry. I won't tell a soul, and it looks as good as new, anyway.—Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph. Hereditary. "She doesn't seetn to mind the sub way crush at all. Crowds never both er her a bit." "No wonder! Her ancestors came over in the Mayflower." Contrary Recson. "Why is that man out of the run ning?" “Because he has no standing " Reading maketh a full man—but they have another name for it in a dry town. _ Buy materials that'last J Certain-teed Fully guaranteed |F~* _ . For sale by dealers ,,.p^sw Kooimg General Roofing Manufacturing Company l World’s largest manufaeturers of Boo Ana and Building Papers J” In* n,y rWladrlpkia S«. Lull. Biwtn Clrrrlaad PtttaSorrt Dktr.lt Baa fraa'lar. (TarlaaaU ■ *w UrtiiOk Lot Aegeies BtoacapeUi Aaii.w ( Itr Seauta ladiaaapoUa AUuaa Eltfcaiaad Utniktoa Laudas S^dacj We are wholesale distributors of Certain-teed Products. Dealers should write us for prices and information. Carpenter Paper Company, Omaha, Neb.