Jump from Bed
in Morning and
Drink Hot Water
Tells why everyone should drink
hot water each morning
before breakfast.
Why Is man and woman, half the
time, feeling nervous, despondent,
worried; some days headachy, dull and
unstrung; some days really incapaci
tated by illness.
If we all would practice inside-bath
ing. what a gratifying change would
take place. Instead of thousands of
lialf-sick, anaemic-looking souls with
pasty, muddy complexion, we should
see crowds of happy, healthy, rosy
cheeked people everywhere. The rea
son is that the human system does not
rid itself each day of all the waste
which it accumulates under our pres
ent mode of living. For every ounce
of food and drink taken into the sys
tem nearly an ounce of waste material
must he carried out, else it ferments
and forms ptomaine-like poisons which
are absorbed into the blood.
Just as necessary as it is to clean
the ashes from the furnace each day,
before the fire will burn bright and
hot, so we must each morning clear
the inside organs of the previous day's
accumulation of indigestible waste and
body toxins. Men and women, wheth
er sick or well, are advised to drink
each morning, before breakfast, a
glass of real hot water with a tea
spoonful of limestone phosphate in
it, as a harmless means of washing
out of the stomach, liver, kidneys and
bowels the indigestible material,
waste, sour bile and toxins; thus
cleansing, sweetening and purifying
the entire alimentary canal before put
ting more food into the stomach.
Millions of people who had theli
turn at constipation, bilious attacks,
acid stomach, nervous days and sleep
less nights have become real cranks
about the morning Inside-bath. A quar
ter pound of limestone phosphate will
not cost much from your druggist or
at the store, but is sufficient to dem
onstrate to anyone, its cleansing,
sweetening and freshening etfect upon
the system.—Adv.
Lots of Fun.
“Society in Plunkville is so hollow.’
“Still, a lot of folks seem to enjoy
themselves rattling around."
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
you sleep.
Get a 10-cent box.
Sick headache, biliousness, dizzi
ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foul
breath—always trace them to torpid
liver; delayed, fermenting food in the
bowels or sour, gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged in the in
testines. instead of being cast out
of the system is re-absorbed into the
t'lood. When this poison reaches the
delicate brain tissue it causes con
gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick
ening headache.
Cascarets immediately cleanse the
stomach, remove the sour, undigested
food and foul gases, take the excess
bile from the liver and carry out all
the constipated waste matter and
poisons in the bowels. ,
A Cascaret to-night will surely
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep—a 10-cent box
from your druggist means your head
clear, stomach sweet and your liver
and bowels regular for months. Adv.
Don't get too self-important; the
world will go on just the same after
you get out.
Throw Off Colds and Prevent Grip.
When you leei a cold coming on, take LAXA
TIVB BROMO OUININB. It removes cause ol
Colds and Grip. Only One “BROMO QUiNLNH.”
If W. GROVJS a signature on box. 25c.
The Seventh Age of Man.
“He is a very old man, isn’t he?”
“Well, he is in his second dance
hood.”
MEAl CLOGS KIDNEYS
THEN YOUR BACK HURTS
Take a Glass of Salts to Flush Kid
ney* If Bladder Bothers You—
Drink Lots of Water.
No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make a mistake by flush
ing the kidneys occasionally, says a
well-known authority. Meat forms
uric acid which excites the kidneys,
they become overworked from the
strain, get sluggish and fail to filter
the waste and poisons from the blood,
then we get sick. Nearly all rheu
matism, headaches, liver trouble, ner
vousness, dizziness, sleeplessness and
urinary disorders come from sluggish
kidneys.
The moment you feel a dull ache tn
the kidneys or your back hurts or if
the urine is cloudy, offensive, full of
sediment, irregular of passage or at
tended by a sensation of scalding, stop
eating meat and get about four ounces
of Jad Salts from any pharmacy; take
a tablespoonful in a glass of water
before breakfast and in a few days
your kidneys will, act fine. This fa
mous salts is made from the acid of
grapes and lemon juice, combined
with lithla, and has been used for
generations to flush and stimulate the
kidneys, also to neutralize the ncids
in urine so it no longer causes irrita
tion, thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and cannot
injure; makes a delightful efferves
cent lithia-water drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep the
kidneys clean and active and the blood
pure, thereby avoiding serious kidney
complications.—Adv.
Not Very Strong.
Gerald—1 wouldn’t harm a fly.
Goraldine—You couldn't it it were
an able-bodied fix
j NEBRASKA j
| STATE NEWS t
t — :
The new Masonic temple at Anselmo
was dedicated recently. The building
is 30 by 80 feet, full two stories and
built of steel and stone. The hall
proper is 28 by 50 feet, the balance of
the room being arranged into recep
tion, preparation, cloak and dining
rooms. The hall is elegantly furnished
with furniture adapted to the needs of
the order, the door is covered with a
fine Axminster carpet and the inverted
system of electric lighting is used It
stands on one of the business corners
In town and cost about $10,000.
A gavel, made from wood of the
original staircase in the •'Washington
Inn,” the last house built by Georgv
Washington, In December, 1798, and
an exact replica of the "Washington
Gavel,” which was prepared for and
used by George Washington in laying
the cornerstone of the United States
capita!, September 18, 1793, has been
presented to Mrs. F. R. Straight, re
gent of the Omaha chapter of the D.
A. R., by Miss Jessie Hutchison, mem
ber of Constitution chapter of the D.
A. R. in Washington, D. C.
All monthly hog records were shat
tered at the South Omaha stock
yards last month when a total of
more than 4C2 500 head were received,
which is more head of hogs than was
ever received in any other one month
in the history of the yards. The pre
vious record was made in January.
191G, when 39G',l)92 head were market
ed During the first two months of
the present year nearly 750,001) hogs
have been received and marketed.
Concord has come to the conclusion
to put in a municipal light plant rath
er than connect with the proposed
transmission line from Laurel. Dixon
is also thinking some of putting in its
own plant rather than get the juice
from Laurel. Both ol these places
last fall at special elections voted ir
favor of the power from Laurel, but
there seems to be a hitch in the
plans somewhere.
As an explanation of what the ear
shortage really means to a railroad,
the Union Pacific has given out fig
ures describing its situation. This
railroad has about 42.000 freight cars,
of which about 19,000 are at present
tied up by other lines. These other
lines are paying 45 cents per diem
charges on the cars, which is a good
deal cheaper than buying new cars
for themselves.
Cream at country stations through
out Nebraska is now selling at 22
cents a pound, a bigger price than has
ever been asked, it is said No but
ter except what is being made day
In day. is said to be procurable now
since Uuropean countrips, before th°
embargo, bought almost all the cold
storage butter that was in stock in
the United States.
The organization of the Sheridan
1 'ouiitv Farmers’ association was com
pleted when A. E. Anderson of tin
State Agricultural college met the di
rectors appointed from Hay Spring
Gordon and Rushville, at Rushville. A
constiution and by-laws were adopte !.
The prospects of Sheridan county ob
taining a demonstrator is practically
assured.
Motorcycle militia is the latest
wrinkle in the national guard, and
Omaha lias tiie first organization of
that kind west of New York, so far
as is known. A detactiment of twen
| ty-two members lias been reoru t d
j from the ranks ot company C, Fourth
infantry, Nebraska national guard. Ly
Captain Irvin V. Todd.
West Point High school debating
team defeated the Newman Grove
team at the West Point last week.
The teams represented the North
Central district and the debate was
the first of the series. The subject was
“Preparedness.”
Lincoln will no longer be on the
Orpheum circuit. The Orpheum is to
be converted into a moving picture
house, tl has been found that Lincoln
does ont support Orpheum at tractions
enough to make them pay
Fire of an unknown origin totally
destroyed the Baer & Dvorak Cloth
ing store at Wahoo. Goods not de
stroyed by the blaze were ruined bj
water. The loss is estimated at
$4,000.
Bloomfield has just completed and
ceremoniously dedicated a commodi
ous town hall. The building cost $10,
000 and is admirably adapted to the
public purpose to which it will be de
voted.
Manager Howe of the Armour Pack
ing Co. of South Omaha announces a
raise of 7 per cent in the salaries of
all packing employes. This means an
increase of from $400,000 to $500,000
a year in salaries, affecting some
67.000 people, it is said.
Columbus won the state volley ball
championship by defeating Fremont
in the final round of the tournament
at Columbus in three straight games.
Omaha, Fremont, Norfolk, Grand Is
land, York and Hastings associations
were represented.
It is reported .that Wilkinson &
Yandees of Denver, who have bought
the Cross & Roberts’ electric light
company at Scottsbluff and will build
an interurban line tbeewn that city
and Gering. They also plan on spend
ing $50,000 on the electric lighting
plant at Scottsbluff.
About one hundred Russian families
of Hastings have received contracts
for employment in the sugar beet fields
during the forthcoming season. They
will leave the city about the middle of
April and will be employed in the vi
cinity of Scottsbluff.
Complete plans for the Clarke hotel
annex, adopted by the Citizen’s Hotel
company at Hastings, calls for a six
story addition costing $60,000. Pro
moters say excavation will' start with
in two weeks. The plans include a top
floor banquet hall with a 300 guest
capacity.
Citizens of the village of Nausa are
agitating the question of a new sys
tem of electroliers to light and adorn
the town.
The town of Ainsworth is consider,
ing the proposition of installing a
sewer system.
The cattle receipts for the month
just closed broke all previous Febru
ary records at the South Omaha mar
ket by a large margin. The receipts
for the month were approximately
111,200 head, which is about 40,000
head more than were received in
February, one year ago. The highest'
price ever paid for yearling Mexican
wethers at the South Omaha market,
$9.85 per 100 pounds, was paid for a
carload sent in by F. R. Bellamy of
Morrill, Neb. It is 10 cents above the
previous record.
In a decision handed down at Falls
City by Judge J. B. Raper of the dis
trict court the ruling was made that
drainage district No. 1 must place
more secure and lasting foundations
under Richardson county bridges, the
superstructure of which the coirrt
found to be insufficient, but hereafter
all the responsibility for the upkeep
of the bridges will be on the county.
The decision is important in that it
has a bearing on the bridge work over
every drainage and irrigation ditch in
the state.
The city cn-ncil of Fremont at its
1 regular monthly meeting granted the
request of the Commercial eb.th to al
j low the tabernacle building to remain
standing this summer for use as an
| auditorium. President Wolz of the
Commercial club told the council he
had several conventions and meet
ings in view to be held in the building
He proposes to arrange for a Kteeher
wrestling match.
Fire destroyed the old electric light
plant belonging to th° Nebraska Elec
| trie Light Co . and the Neilson Lum
ber vards at Blair. The loss sustained
bv the lumber company was $25,000.
The value of the Nebraska electric
plant was placed at $17,000 when the
company tried to sell it to the city be
fore the construction of the municipal
plant. The city’s plant cost $25,000.
After more than a year’s trial with
all kinds of autos the iitnev business
at Hastings ended when fares on the
j twenty passenger machine were rais
ed to 10 cents. The high price of
gasoline and a division of the busi
ness with numerous livery car own
ers is held responsible.
The Intermountain Railway, Light
and Power company, which is build
ing power lines ont of Holdrege to
Funk, Wilcox and Hildreth, expects to
have the lines completed soon. Had it
not been for the difficulty of securing
material from eastern factories, the
lines would have been completed by
‘his time.
The 1-year-old daughter of Mr and
Airs. Wetzel Cooper of Scotia was in
stantly killed while her parents were
watching the blasting of ice at the
Union Pacific bridge there. A large
piece of ice was thrown high in the
air by an explosion and fell onto the
child, crushing her skull.
Harmony hall, the Scoville paultry
house and the Hood barn were burned
it St. Paul, with a loss of perhaps $ 10,
m 0. The heaviest loser was the Sco
viile poultry house, where a large
stock of stock food, incubators and
many chickens went up in the flames.
The infant mortality rate in Greater
Omaha fell from eightv-three to fifty
seven per 1,000 births, for the firs'
two months of 1916, as compared with
‘lie same period of 1915, according to
lie report of City Dairy Inspector C.
F. Boesie.
Presbyterians of St. Edward recent
ly celebrated the dedication of their
new $15,000 church building. The new
edifice represents the second finest
Presbyterian building in the state in
I a effinmunity of under 1.000 popula
tion.
Another paring petition lias been
filed with the Beatrice city commis
sioners. the petitioners asking for the
creation of a new district comprising
fifty-seven blocks. This is the largest
district ever asked for in the city.
Mrs. Martha Zweihel Hedberg. wife
of A. C. Hedberg, editor of the Valley
Advocate, died at her home in Valley
after a short illness. Mrs. Hedberg
was an ardent social worker and great
ly beloi ed in the community.
Postmaster A E. Mann of Laurel,
sent in his resignation as postmaster
at that place and the resignation has
been accepted at Washington. Ar
rangements are being made to bold
another primary election.
Fourteen steers topped the Sou'll
Omaha markets last Saturday with
$8.20. They were part of a bunch of
stock brought in by David Boldt of
Carroll, la. He sold five cows at $6.75,
averaging 1,081 pounds
Intersection paving bonds recently
disposed of by the Hastings city ad
ministration at an advantageous in
terest rate were registered last week
by Mayor William Madgett.
The Methodist and congregational
churches of Crete have united in a
three weeks’ series of evangelistic
meetings. These week-day meetings
are being conducted by Crete pastors,
and much good is expected to be de
rived from the campaign.
Twenty-eight farm mortgages total
ing $98,520 were filed at Hastings in
February as compared with releases
aggregating $20,050. Thirty-seven city
property mortgages filed total $60,923
while thirty-two filings aggregate $30,
326.
Flfty-f/our pupils of the Holdrege
schools have enrolled for the school
garden work for the coming summer.
The schools are also operating a
poultry and egg contest Twenty-four
pens of chickens have been entered
in the egg contest, which began Feb
ruary 1.
Kearney is to have a new bridge
crossing the tailrace, the canal outlet
west of the city. The private corpo
ration which is responsible for the
upkeep of the bridge has announced
that it will erect a modern steel
structure there to replace the old one.
Senator Hitchcock recommended
the appointment of Benjamin Brew
ster of Chadron as to postmaster of
that place. Mr. Brewster is editor of
the democratic paper there.
Twenty young men of Leigh have
banded together for the purpose of
forming a band and as soon as they
can secure a leader they will com
mence rehearsals.
Ross L. Hammond, editor of the
Fremont Tribune, will not enter the
race for the United States senat, ac
cording to a statement given out by
himself.
TUBERCULIN TEST OF CATTLE IN FAVOR
A Fine, Healthy Herd of Dairy Cows.
C. P. Norgord, commissioner of agri
culture of Wisconsin, speaking before
the Guernsey Breeders’ association of
Waukesha county, at Waukesha, set
forth a new plan whereby the tuber
culin test of cattle will not only be of
greater value as an aid to science, but
will be of increased commercial value
and at the same time a greater pro
tection to breeder, seller and buyer.
Under the plan proposed by Com
missioner Norgord tuberculin-tested
cattle will not only be given a rating
above those not tested, but this rating
will be interstate and will be main
tained and backed by veterinary de
partments of all states. The plan al
ready has been indorsed by a number
of states.
A campaign of education will be
conducted in furtherance of the plan,
and co-operating with the Wisconsin
department of agriculture in this will
be the College of Agriculture of Uni
versity of Wisconsin, the United
States department of agriculture, and
the Wisconsin Live Stock Breeders’
association and all county breeders’
organizations of Wisconsin.
Under the new order of things the
herds coming under the test and found
free from tuberculosis will be certified
as “Class A” herds, and will be so
listed in all states. Therefore, it will
be an inducement for the breeder to
voluntarily acquire this certification as
soon as possible.
In setting forth his plan, Commis
sioner Norgord said:
“In an effort to simplify the inter
state inspection of cattle and to en
courage the use of the tuberculin test,
the Wisconsin department of agricul
ture is hereby submitting a plan
whereby it may be possible to make
shipments from herds which are
control of tuberculosis in animals sold
and shipped into other states. Very
stringent requirements have been
placed upon the testing of cattle for
tuberculosis that are to be shipped
into other states. In order to main
tain trade with these states, the breed
ers and live stock sanitary board must
bring their cattle up to the standard
required by these tests. The present
requirements in most states are that
tuberculin tests should be made with
in 30 days from date of shipment. It
is easily seen that such a test upon
cattle whose previous history regard
ing tuberculosis is not known, and
such a test made by strangers and pos
sibly in strange quarters, will not re
veal the conditions of the animals re
garding tuberculosis.
"It is also easy to see that cattle
that have been tested for a number of
years without showing tuberculosis
are much safer animals to buy than
those selected by the process of the
test mentioned above.
“Correspondence and conferences
with state veterinarians of other states
have assured us that they are willing
to co-operate in a plan whereby herds
tested annually are listed in a class
known as ‘Clean Herds’ or ‘Class A.‘
It will be readily seen that herds,
whether they be purebred or grades,
will be more desirable to present
within and without the state than
those who have not been tested and
are not eligible to this class. The
consequence will be that the market
and the prices for cattle in ‘Class A
will be better than for all other ani
mals. Consequently, it will be readily
seen that there will be a desire on the
part of the farmers and breeders tc
have their cattle tested and in condi
tion for entrance into this class.
“The incentive for testing and
cleaning up herds in the state will
therefore come from the breeders
farmers and breeder associations rath
er than from any pressure without.
I “We have decided to take definite
steps and vigorous action in this mat
ter' and have worked out a plaii
which I wish to present today. Ac
cording to this plan, we propose tc
establish a list of herds that are free
from tuberculosis, so far as careful
tuberculin tests made by inspectors
of the live stock and sanitary board
of the department of agriculture can
show them.
“The following are the details ol
this plan so far as they have beeD
definitely worked out:
“First—Herds admitted to the tesl
for entrance to the list of certified
herds, or ‘Class A,’ must first have
passed at least two satisfactory tests.
“When an owner decides to have his
herd tested for entrance to the certi
fied list, he must first make applica
tion to the state veterinarian of the
department of agriculture. A veterin
arian will then be sent as soon as one
is available to make the necessary
tests, and if no re-actors are found on
that test, or any previous test, the
herd may then be admitted to the list.
"The expense of making the test
will be borne by the owner, and will
be sufficient in amount to cover the
salary and expenses of the employees
for the time devoted to the work.
"Second—The owner must agree not
to introduce any animals into his herd
except from a ‘Class A’ herd, unless
animals so added to the herd are tu
berculin tested on entrance to tie
herd and retested again within three
months. The owner must also agree
to submit his herd to be tested annu
ally by an employee of the live stock
sanitary board.
Able to Conform to Test.
deemed free from tuberculosis, so far
as can be judged by use of the tuber
culin test and the physical examina
tion of such cattle, and where there
have been no diseased animals found
upon twc successive examinations.
"The reasoii for the establishment
of such classification is this. The
prospective buyer is learning to look
for herds which are annually tuber
culin tested. He realizes that whether
the cattle which he bought will be per
manently free from tuberculosis or not
will depend largely upon the condition
regarding tuberculosis of the herd in
which the animal has been prior to the
time of purchase. The history of the
herd plays a large factor in determin
ing the future welfare of an animal,
and the time is not far distant when
the purebred breeder will refuse to
buy from a herd which cannot show a
clean record regarding tuberculosis as
shown by the tuberculin test.
“Another reason for the new plan
is the encouragement by reason of es
tablishing a list of those owners hav
ing tuberculosis-free herds, designat
ing them as ‘Class A.’ The owner who
has thus far tested his cattle has en
countered many disagreeable circum
stances, one of which is the fact that
a number of people who never have
tested or believed in the tuberculin
test would point with scorn to the man
who was testing and designate him as
a. man who had tuberculosis in his
herd, when the only assurance that
the neighbor had that his herd was
not afflicted was the fact that he had
not tried to ascertain whether there
was any disease there 01 not.
“The special necessity and desira
bility of taking this step lies in the
All encouragement possible will be
given to the breeders and owners to
have their herds tested locally so that
they may make sure that their herds
are in condition to be admitted into
the certified class.
“Third—The Wisconsin Live Stock
Breeders’ association has entered
heartily into the project and is making
it a part of its work the coming year
to induce farmers, breeders and breed
ers’ associations to test their herds in
order to rid them of tubercular ani
mals under direction of the live stock
sanitary board, to prepare them for
the state test for admittance into the
certified list of clean herds or
‘Class A.’
"Negotiations are now under way
and in some instances have been con
cluded with a number of states for the
acceptance of shipments from such
herds to any state in the Union, on a
certificate based upon the yearly test
of such herds, such certificate to be is
sued from the state veterinary divi
sion.”
Draft in Plowing.
It takes 55 per cent of the total
draft in plowing to cut the furrow
slice, 12 per cent to turn the furrow
of the sole and the landside. A good
point for farmers to remember is that
a dull share point increases the draft
by one-third.
Root Crops for Cows.
Mangel wurzels, stock beets and
turnips are excellent root crops for
sucoulent feed in winter, if you have
not enough cows to make a silo pay.
Sheep Kill the Weeds.
Many farmers do not start a flock
of sheep because they will not stand
for the expense of fencing; but fen
cing is not expensive, and sheep will
soon pay back the cost and a profit
The improvement of the pasture alone
will Justify the fencing outlay.
»
Duck Breeding.
Ducks can be profitably bred for
four years. Geese can be bred for
many years—for a period that seems
Incredible.
THE EUROPEAN WAR A
YEAR AGO THIS WEEK
March 7, 1915.
Germans started another drive in
region of Pilica river.
Austrians retreated in Bukowlna.
British drove Turks back from
Persian gulf, both sides losing
heavily.
Venizelos, premier of Greece, re
signed.
March 8, 1915.
Russians silenced two German
siege batteries at Ossowetz.
Austrians gained ground in the
Carpathians and Galicia.
Allied fleet forced way further
up Dardanelles, silencing more
forts.
Russians destroyed Turk ports
on Black sea.
British collier Bengrove sunk in
Bristol channel.
Five convicted of passport
frauds in U. S.
_ I
March 9, 1915.
Campaign in Alsace hampered by
floods.
Germans raised siege of Osso
wetz and retreated in North Po
land.
German submarines sank three
British merchantmen; many lives
lost.
British seaplanes dropped bombs
on Ostend.
British government authorized to
take over engineering trade of
country to increase output of muni
tions.
March 10, 1915.
Germans attempted to break
through Russian line in North Po
land.
Eichorn’s army, retreating from
the Niemen, harried by Russian
cavalry.
Austrians had successes in West
ern Galicia.
British cruiser Ariel rammed and
sank German submarine U-12.
German cruiser Prince Eitel
Friedrich reached Newport News
with crews of vessels it had sunk,
including that of American ship W.
P. Frye.
British collier Beethoven sunk.
More Dardanelles forts reduced.
Ghounaris formed new Greek
ministry.
Germany called landsturm
classes 1869-73 to the colors.
March 11, 1915.
British captured Neuve Chapelle
after three days of severe fighting.
Bombardment and mine sweep
ing in Dardanelles continued.
Panic in Constantinople, many
foreigners fleeing.
Million men battling in North Po
land on 80-mile front.
March 12, 1915.
British gained near Armentieres.
occupied Epinette and advanced
toward La Bassee.
Russians captured Lupkow and
Smolnik and surrounding heights
in Carpathians.
Dardanus batteries on Dar
danelles silenced.
British auxiliary cruiser Bayano
sunk off the coast of Scotland; 200
lost.
German airmen bombarded Osso
wetz.
Bulgaria moved heavy artillery
to Greek frontier.
Germans fined inhabitants of
Lille $100,000.
March 13, 1915.
Further gains made by British in
Neuve Chapelle region.
Russians checked German offen
sive against Przasnysz.
Austrians repulsed Russians near
Cisna.
Turks were driven back in Ar
menia and Northwestern Persia.
Submarine destroyed Swedish
steamer Hanna.
Remarkable Echo.
Among the most noted echoes is
that heard from the suspension bridge
across the Menai strait. The sound of
a blow from a hammer on one of the
main piers of the structure is re
turned in succession from each of the
crossbeams that support the roadway
and from the opposite pier at the dis
tance of 576 feet, in addition to which
the sound is many times repeated be
tween the water and the roadway at
the rate of 28 times in tive seconds.
Hardly Worth Considering.
“Would your wife vote for you as a
candidate for office?" “I don’t think
there’s any use of my bothering my
head about that," replied Mr. Meek
ton. “I don’t believe Henrietta would
let me run in the first place."—Wash
ington Star.
Wh-r-r-r.
Mr. Buzzer—"Are you fond of
apples, Mr. Wrigg?” Mr. Wrigg—“Am
I? Well, I should say so. Why, I’m
so fond of ’em that I named my young
est daughter Cora."
Responsive. '
“l verily believe that inanimate
things sometimes enter into the spirit
of a festal occasion.” “I know it.
Last night, when I was going to a
blowout my automobile chimed in with
a couple of its own.”—Louisville Cour
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An ostrich often Hves to be more
than seventy years old and yields
marketable feathers from the time it
is six months old until it is more than
fifty.
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