BLOW UP OWN ! BOAT TO SAVE II HH TURKS Two Picket Boat Crews of British Sailors Daringly Destroy Stranded Submarine. MAKES A THRILLING STORY Admiral Calls for Volunteers to Go on Perilous Undertaking in Dead of. Night—Searchlights and Ene my Shells Play About the Nervy Crews. London.—An extremely interesting account of the destruction of the Brit ish submarine E-15 in the Dardanelles to prevent her from falling into the hands of the Turks is given by one of the men who took part in the exploit. It will be recalled that the E-15 went up the Dardanelles at daylight on April 17 in an attempt to torpedo a Turkish ship at the Narrows. The boat ran ashore in Kephez bay a few miles west of Chanak, on the Asiatic shore. The accident to the E-15 was dis covered by the brother of the subma rine’s captain, who went up as an ob server in an aeroplane to watch ihe dash of the small craft commanded by his brother. It was he who reported to the admiral commanding the Brit ish fleet that the conning tower of the frail boat was closed and that a Turkish destroyer was standing by evidently planning to begin salvage operations. Extracts from the story, printed in Blackwood’s Magazine, follow: “The conning tower and a little of the whaleback were showing above water. Submarine B-6 went up, but TOuld not do anything, as the current was so strong. She fired one torpedo, but could not see if she hit. That night two destroyers went up the strait to attack E-15. They got fairly near her, but saw nothing to fire at. "Volunteer Crews Only." “As a last resort the admiral sent the following: ‘Two picket boats from Triumph and Majestic are to attack E-15 tonight with torpedoed fitted to dropping gear. Lieutenant commander E. G. Robinson of Vengeance will be in charge of operations. Only volun teer crews to be sent.’ This officer was ordered to take charge, as his ship had been on patrol at the time E-15 struck, and he knew exactly where she was. “You can imagine the order rather astonished us, as it was almost certain death to take small steamboats right up under the enemy’s guns, and into water every inch of which was cov ered by powerful searchlights. “At 5 p. m. we hoisted out our picket boat and fitted the dropping gear. We also placed a Maxim gun in the bow, rifles and ammunition and a life belt for each man. I was ordered to cut down the crew to the smallest possible number. Many men wanted to go, but I settled on two seamen gunners for the Maxim, four seamen torpedo men (two each side), one leading stoker, two stokers and a torpedo petty officer to act as coxswain. So altogether we had one officer (myself) and ten men, also Lieutenant Commander Robinson, who was in command of both boats, and Midshipman Woolley, also from the Vengeance. "While it was still light the captain kept about three miles outside the en trance, with our boats on the side of the ship away from the shore, so that the enemy, even with powerful glasses, could not have any idea of what was going on. Weather Was Too Fine. "At 6 p. m. the weather looked very suitable—overcast, with a slight haze over the land and indications of light rain—but later it cleared up and be came too fine for our liking. “At 10 p. m. the Majestic's boat ar rived, with Lieut. C. H. Godwin. R. N., in charge, and shortly after we pushed off, with my boat leading and the Ma jestic following about 800 yards astern. "It was a bit eerie, steaming along in the pitch dark with all lights out in the boat, toward the distant search lights, not knowing whether death or life awaited one. "The whole distance was about 12 miles from the ship, the last five be ing the really dangerous part. Up to there one’s only danger was mines, and, as we only drew five feet, we hoped we would go over them all right, though it was quite on the cards we would bump a floating mine. “We kept nearly in the center of the channel to avoid being spotted by the Suandere No. 7 searchlight, which was not a very high one. We had come along quite unobserved until we were abeam of it, passing the smaller search lights without much trouble. Unfor tunately the men stationed near the Suandere searchlight saw us and start ed off firing 6 or 12 pdr. shrapnel. “Thus the ball opened—we still had three or four miles to go. We continued our way and approached the other searchlights. The alarm having been given, all the other searchlights came on and sent their beams searching round to pick us up, and as each beam struck us, bang would go another gun. A few seconds later we would bear a ping as the projectile whizzed past if ' .. ' . . .. .. .. us, or a sharp metallic crack as a shrapnel burst just over our heads. In Glare of Searchlights. "Presently we arrived in the vicinity of the stranded submarine. By this time eight searchlights were trained on our boat, and we were being fired on from six directions. The noise of the guns and the splashes in the wa ter and the powerful beams of the searchlights must have made an effec tive scene. Personally, however, I had not much time to consider the artistic side of it, as I was steaming zigzag courses to puzzle the gunners, gradu ally getting near to the place where we thought E-15 was. The Majestic’s boat had been fired on, but not to such an extent, as we, being the leading boat, received at first most of the enemy’s attention. “We saw a dark mass which we thought must be the submarine (there was no searchlight on it, so we could not make sure), and the order was given to fire one torpedo, which we did, but as we beard no explosion con cluded we had missed. “The current was very strong and rather like a whirlpool In Kephez bay, so steering was very difficult, and it was an effort to keep one’s head with the noise of guns all round us and the dazzle of the searchlights. “We steamed up a short distance and turned round intending to close again and fire our other torpedo, but suddenly saw the Majestic’s boat in trouble and the crew calling for help. It appeared that coming up behind us, and while the searchlights were fo cused on us one of the beams passed us and shone right on E-15, and the Majestic's boat was luckily only 200 yards away and saw it. Godwin im mediately fired one torpedo, which did not strike the object. At that mo ment his boat was struck by a shell under the water line aft and com menced to take in water rapidly. He gallantly turned his boat toward E-15 again, steamed in a bit and fired his second torpedo, which caught E-15 just in front of the conning tower and on the forward whaleback of the hull, making a fine explosion. I consider this was a very brave deed, as Godwin knew he was in imminent danger of sinking, but ran in again to have a second shot. Wounded Man Overlooked. "When we saw them their stern sheets were awash and it looked as if they might have to swim for it- We maneuvered the boat to go alongside, but the current was terrible and it made the handling a very difficult mat ter. The enemy saw the disaster and redoubled their efforts. The sea all round us was a mass of splashes from projectiles, some of them 15 to 20 feet high, while the water where the shrap nel burst was pitted as if by heavy rain. How it was we were not hit 1 cannot say—one would imagine it was impossible to come out of such an in ferno. All I can say is that God pre served us and not a shot actually hit, though we w’ere one and all wet with the splashes. After some difficulty we got alongside the Majestic’s boat and they jumped on board. We were very delighted to hear that they had been successful and had done the job of tor pedoing E-15. "As we steamed round again pre paratory to heading out we saw a man crawling out of the other boat’s stern sheets. He had been forgotten in the hurry of the moment. It looked liko suicide to go back, but of course we 1 could not leave him there, so maneuv ered close again and shouted to him to get into the water and swim toward us, which he did, and we hauled him into the boat unconscious. Godwin, who looked after him, had him put down the forepeak and it was found that his legs had been crushed through the explosion of the shell which struck the boat. He was the only man in the stern sheets and in the dark they overlooked him when it came to aban doning their boat. "The enemy evidently thought that there were men still on the sinking boat, as they kept their searchlight on her and concentrated a heavy fire also. They must have wasted a few hundred rounds. This enabled us to steal away quietly, and, as there was about a four-knot (or even more) cur rent running, we soon got some dis tance away. We had steamed over two mine fields to get to E-15. “The Old Navy Touch.” “We first vent to the Majestic on the outer soifhern line of patrol. MISS THEODORA BOOTH Miss Booth is the daughter of Bal lington Booth, founder of the Volun teers of America, and granddaughter, of the late William Booth, founder of the Salvation Army. Miss Booth has had success for three years with un fortunate men and women through the Volunteers of America in the con gested portion of New York. When we got alongside her and asked for a doctor he found that the wounded man was dead. The commander of the Majestic, with the true old navy touch, instead of congratulating us all on the success of the expedition and his peo ple on their lives being saved, only asked them if they had saved any of the boat's gear! “Having put the party on board, and the dead man, we shoved oft and tried to find the Triumph, which was about three miles away. At night time in war, when all lights are out and dead lights down, it is hard »o see even a big ship. However, we found the Tri umph and arrived alongside at 3:10 a. m., having had an exciting time and an extremely interesting adventure. After hoisting my boat, in I went and reported myself to the captain on the bridge, who was very nice about it all and also said he had not expected to see us again. "Lieutenant Commander Robinson was in charge of the operations and in my boat, and I carried on under him. To him the greatest credit is due, and I am glad to say he has been promoted to commander for his gallantry dis played on this and several previous oc casions.’’ CELL KEY DID THE TRICK Escaping Prisoner at St. Louis Police Station Thought It Was a Gun. St. Louis, Mo.—Using a tin spoon and a shoestring to open the door of his cell in police headquarters, J. J. Hartwell, bandit suspect wanted in Butte, Mont., was subdued by a guard using a brass key as a pistol and put back into his cell. Hartwell had picked the St. Louis lock and opened the door and was about to make for a rear window when he was captured by Parker Thompson. As Hartwell left the cell Thompson pounced upon him, pointing his big brass key at the prisoner and order ing him to hold up his hands. The prisoner thought he was “covered" with a revolver and raised his hands. Hen in 500-Mile Hatch. Cottage Grove, Ore.—A hen set here completed her hatch 500 miles away. When Bert Nokes prepared to move to Spokane he decided to ship his hen and eggs by express. Chicken fan ciers smiled, but when biddy arrived in Spokane she had in no way changed her mind about raising a family. Nokes announces that twelve of the fourteen eggs hatched. GETTING THE RANGE OF THE GERMANS British observation ottlcers with a range-finder noting the elevation at which the guns must be fired to strike the position of the Germans. NEW WAY TO MAKE RAIN Lyerly, Ga.—Colquitt Chambers of Rossville believes he is a rainmaker. A few days ago he killed a large black snake and hung it up in a bush. A showor came up and gave him a wet ting before he could reach shelter. A day or two later he mowed some hay. and this, be thinks, brought an other rain. Now people in every section are kill ing snakes and hanging them up and mowing bay to bring rain. Medals Have Their Duty. Hiawatha, Kan.—Gold medals for prize crops are so numerous with S. G. Trent of Hiawatha, who has just been designated at the Panama-Pacific ex position as champion corn grower for Kansas, that he uses the prize medals as paperweights in his mill office. Trent has no formula of secret prac tice that enabled him to raise the 117 bushels to the acre and win the prize The corn was grown on his father's fans five miles southwest of town. In a field ot 18 acres Trent measured off an acre, planted Boone County white corn, cultivated it Just as he would an ordinary crop, and gave it no spe cial attention of any kind. The corn grew and made him 117 bushels. A Blushing Bridge at 79. Grant's Pass, Ore.—The oldest cou ple ever married in Josephine county have just started on their honeymoon. John M. Jones, the bridgegroom, lacked only two months of eighty years, and the blushing bride was seventy-nine rears old. PACKING CHLORINE FOR THE FRONT Workmen in a munitions factory near London packing chlorine for ship ment to the front. All of them have to wear respirators. CUPID IN WAR TIME Weddings in a Hurry Are Now the Fashion. Romance Surrounds Almost All War Marriages and All Records for Speed Are Shattered—Char ters Ship for Ceremony. — London.—A newspaper edited and published in some inexplicable man ner by the British soldiers in the trenches has the following society note concerning the recent wedding of a young officer: “Twenty-four hours after the cere mony the bridegroom left for Bou logne by the famous 'one o'clock spe cial' from Victoria station, and before midnight he was cozily installed in the 'Carlton' dug-out, pelted with something far hotter than confetti or old shoes. His bride went back to her mother's and dreamed of the time when he'd come again—unannounced as good fortune is, and equally hard to recognize. "We’re eating cake here, and wear ing the mufflers her bridesmaids gave us. Meanwhile the colonel is writing a letter of thanks and promising to keep an eye upon young D- for a day or two, until his head comes down out of the clouds, and the sniper be comes a real institution to him again.” Weddings in a hurry are now tho fashion in Britain and honeymoons, far from being a real 'moon' in length, are often not even a day. Better be a wife for five minutes, one bride is quoted as saying, than an old maid all your life. Another woman was heard to remark: "Thank God, he was my husband for a fortnight before he was shot. Now he can claim me in heaven.” The other day a Glasgow man re ceived a summons on an hour’s notice to attend the wedding of one of his soldier friends. The intrepid son of Mars had arrived unexpectedly and astonished his own particular comer of the world by announcing that he intended to be wedded and away in thirty-six hours. The best man was afterward heard to assert that the ex citement of arranging and carrying through the ceremonies at the regis QUEEN TURNS NURSE The queen of Bulgaria, whose ability as a nurse has been manifested time and time again since she established in Sofia one of the finest and best equipped hospitals, has again taken actively to the work which she loves co dearly. The alleviation of the suf ferings of her subjects has always been the thing nearest her heart, and so, while the soldiers of her kingdom are marching 10 the war, she is de voting her time and attention to nurs ing the sick orphans in the orphan ages of her country. trar’s, before the sheriff, and in church, in addition to the lunch, the speeches, a subsequent visit to a the ater, and send-off at the station, all within the time limit, had made a confirmed bachelor of him. A bluejacket on one of the Harwich destroyers made a strong bid for the matrimonial speed record. He could only get two hours' leave of absence from his ship, but he used it well. His fiancee and friends met him directly he reached the shore, and they drove in a motor car t" Ramsey church, a good three miles. There the wedding was performed and the newly-married c -lple drove back to Harwich to have a "top speed" wedding breakfast. The witty Lady Randolph Churchill says the nearest approach she knows to a marriage made in heaven was the case of the aviator who flew over from Dunkirk recently, married his bride, and then flew back again. Romance surrounds almost all the war weddings. The story of how a farmer’s son. Sergeant Crees of the North Somerset Yeomanry, wooed and won a peer's niece for a bride reads more like a figment of the novelist's brain than an actual occurrence. The gallant sergeant came scatheless through a lot of the stifTest fighting, but the day arrived when he found himself among th - "casualties” in Rouen hospital. Thence he was in valided home and sent to the V. A. D. hospital at Oakley Manor, Shrews bury. The sister second in command here was Miss Jackson, who belongs to a wealthy Shropshire family, and whose father fought and died for his country in the South African war. Lord Hatherton of Teddesley Park, Staffordshire, is her uncle, and she has no end of aristocratic relations, all of which, however, did not prevent her devoting herself to nursing the wounded soldiers. Thanks to her care and devotion. Sergeant Crees recov ered from a serious operation, and a warm attachment sprang up between nurse and patient, which led to their engagement and ultimate marriage. Two members of the medical pro fession were recently made as one on the high seas. They were Dr. Percy Wallace (First British Field hospital to Serbia) and Miss Dora Woolcock of the Wounded Allies First Field u»it to Montenegro. It was when they arrived at Saloniki that Doctor Wallace and Miss Woolcock decided to marry. She was bound for Monte negro, he for Serbia. They found that the wedding could only be per formed after a three weeks' residence, unless the marriage could take place in a British ship outside the three mile limit. Accordingly, a ship was chartered, and three miles from land the marriage service was read by the vicar of Buxton. Claude Askew, the novelist, gave the gride away. MAKES MODEL OF HIS JAIL San Francisco Prisoner Works for Fun —Wouldn't Work for His Children. San Francisco.—Joseph Swanson, serving a term in the county jail for failure to provide for his children, has proved his ability to provide for them if he cares to try. During three weks in Jail he mod e'ed a wooden replica of the building in which he is imprisoned, with a saw, jackknife and a pot of glue. The win dows are made of celluloid panes. Swanson has presented his model to Sheriff Barnet, who has placed it in his collection of curiosities. HURLS ALIMONY ON PORCH Probation Officer Gives Ohio Man Lessons In Proper Way to Pay. Akron, O.—Probation Officer Switzer recently gave Harry P. Hood instruc tions as to the proper way to pay $5 a week alimony he was ordered to give his wife. Hood tied up $4.50 in a small pack age and threw it upon the porch of his wife’s home. Mrs. Hood ask^d Switzer to make Hood give up the additional 50 cents, .-.nd added that It would be more satisfactory if in fu ture the money was paid through the cdurt. _! NOVEL FEAT_IN SURGERY Dallas—With two ten-inch strips of skin knitting perfectly on his back, David Heed of Denison, a Mis souri, Kansas & Texas railroad en gineer, presents what surgeons here state is one of the most remarkable surgical cases ever known in the Southwest. Reed lost two-thirdr of his skin surface by escaping steam in a train wreck four months ago. Physicians at the time believed he would diet but Reed was brought to a local sanitari um, where the sixteenth patch o( skin was grafted and the wreck victim took a new grasp on life. Found $100 Pearl in Hia Lunch. Toledo, O.—J. C. Wanamaker re ceived full value for his money in a restaurant at South Bend, Ind., when he found a pearl worth more than $100 in a 25-cent dish of raw oysters. One of the waiters contended the “'pearl belonged to him but the Toledo j man refused to give it up. j GRAWLTOJEEDOM Prisoners Make Daring Escape From German Camp. Cut Barbed-Wire Fences and Flee In Night — British Sergeant Tells King of Remarkable Feat of Self and Private. London.—An Interesting account of the escape from Germany of two pris oners of war, one a sergeant and the other a private of a British light in fantry regiment, has Just come to light through the audience granted by the king at Buckingham Palace to Ser geant Birley and Private Haworth. King George personally questioned the two soldiers at great length re garding their escape. The story told by Sergeant Birley was particularly interesting. “It took us just four days and five nights to get free of German soil after we had once broken out of our prison at Westphalia,” the sergeant said. “I went to the front with my regiment, the First Gloucesters, as soon as the war broke out, and was captured on October 29, 19^4, near Ypres. On the way to the prison camp in Westphalia we were pretty roughly treated. One night fifty-three of us were locked in a church and had nothing to eat for more than twenty-four hours. At last they emptied a basket of moldy bread on to the floor and left us a bucket of water. During the train Journey fifty three of us were crammed into a closed railway van for fifty-six hours. Only once were we allowed to get out, and that was for a few minutes. For food we bad some scraps of breau. “At the camp I made several plans for escaping, but never got a favora ble opportunity. I managed to get myself transferred to another camp and there began to make my plans which have succeeded so welL “It was not an easy matter. The camp was, of course surrounded by a high barbed-wire fencing. On each of its four posts a sentry was posted, and night four powerful acetylene lamps lighted up the whole of the camp. “The great night came. We waited till one of the sentries had his back turned, and then wriggled on our stomachs to the fencing. I then man aged to sever one strand of the fence anj« to my mind, the tang of it made the greatest noise I’ve ever heard. But the sentry walked on. With beat ing heart I snapped the second strand. That made an awful noise. Still the sentry walked on. Then we crawled out, free men. I am glad we outwit ted that sentry, as he had caused us a lot of trouble. “We had to crawl for 100 yards be fore we could get any sort of shelter, and then we moved away as quickly as we could in the circumstances. During the night a compass which I had was a real friend. "The only food we had was a few biscuits and a little chocolate. When ever we came near a farm the watch dogs barked. In the nights that fol lowed the dogs always smelt us when we were stealing apples in the or chards. For three days we had no other food but apples. "It wasn’t safe to travel by day. Al though we had plenty of tobacco, 1 had laid it down that there was to be no smoking day or night until we were out of the country. The smell of Eng lish tobacco might easily put an in quisitive German on our track. “When we actually crossed the fron tier into Holland we were in a pretty bad condition, so cramped with sleep ing out in the wet and our feet swol len and bleeding we could hardly stand. The first Dutch farmhouse was a godsend.’* MASCOT GETS HIS _ I “Ginger,” mascot of the battleship Oregon, recently got lost while on shore leave. Later he showed up along the water front and was given five days in the brig for failing to show up at four bells in the evening. Bans Dope Kiss in Prison. Seattle, Wash.—County Prison Su perintendent Hally has put an official ban on the kissing of women prison ers by visitors. A few months ago he gave notice that no more kissing would be allowed in the visitors’ lobby of the men’s sec tion, following the discover that “dope” in various forms was' being transferred to prisoners by the lip-to tip route. A similar discovery, he says, was made in the women’s ward. Women Repair the Roads. Hammon. Okla.—Their husbands busy harvesting the crops and at tending to other farm work, the wom en of Spring Creek neighborhood, near here, got out and repaired the roads, and did a good job. Luke Trent, the mail carrier, com plained about the culverts and bridges being out. The men were too busy with other work. Trent said he would have to quit carrying the mail If the roads and bridges were not fixed. The women used a plow and a scrap er and In two days had the work done. TANK IN LITTLE HISSING JAUNT Does Serpentine Tango in Chica go Street, Causing No Little Excitement. “GOOD BUY” FOR SAM 3od# Fountain Attachment Picked Up by Junk Dealer Does Some Startling Things When At tacked by Purchaser. — Chicago.—Sam Shamberg, dealer In rags, old iron, and related products, made a good buy recently. He came across a second hand liquid carbonic acid tank such as is used iu soda fountains. He took it tc his emporium at Chest nut and Franklin streets and, being a prudent person, he saw a varied profit to be had in dissecting the tank. The nozzles of such tanks are made of brass and brass is a readily sal able metal. Hence Sam would remove the nozzle first. He stood the tank upright and hit it a crack with a sledge. A Little Hissing Jaunt. A truly alarming thing occurred. As if resenting the violence of Sam’s at tack, the tank hissed with remarkable humannes.V and, without further ado, set off up the street in most shocking haste. It so h£f»pens that the factories in this vicinity are discharging their hun dreds of Workers at this time of day and the majority of these are girls. When these young women saw a hid eous gray qbject, foaming at the mouth, hissing liae a. sea serpent, and swiz zling up Che srtreet like aa intoxicated muskelluAge, they thought the city had been attacked by German submarines and a torpedo had gone astray. A H'isting of Skirts. Well, sir, they say up along West Chestnut street there never was such Set Off Up the Street. a h’isting of skirts and such a screech ing of terror nor such a scramble for something to get behind since ..he Chi cago aVenue water main burst. Daniel Matthews, a driver for P. D. Carroll, an expressman, tried to guide his horses out of the vav of the ram paging tank, but it’s hard enough to dodge on foot, let alone trying to dodge with two horses and a truck. The hissing monster hit one of the horses and fractured a leg. Meanwhile Sam was doing a ser pent gallop after his runaway junk, and was losing by a mile, when the angry tank gave a last hissing gasp and fell dead. STARTS AUTO; CAN’T STOP IT Yells to Watching Wife: “Phone to Garage and Tell Me Next Time I Come By.” Shenandoah, la.—A Shenandoah business man purchased an automobile and after a lesson in driving started out by himself. From her window his wife proudly saw him whizz by, well up to the speed limit. In a few min utes he came back again and then again and again. Finfclly he shouted to her as he went by, “Say, Lizzie, telephone to the garage and find out”— He completed the sentence the next rountl, —’'how to stop this darned thin£ and tell me the next time I go by.” FORMS A “DEVIL’S ROSARY” New Mexico Snake Killer's "Beads" Are Hundred Rattlers of Reptiles. Tucunnari, N. M.—One hundred rattlesnakes is the record of C. T. Taylor of T rTVl. who claims to be the champion snake killer of eastern New Mexico He now has a hundred rattlers on a long string which ho calls his “devil’s rosary.” Taylor says this is the dangerous season for rattlers, as they have been shedding their skins and are partially blind and very mean. FLOOD LIFTS COW INTO TREE Among Other Freakish Stunts in Maryland It Steals Barrel of Vinegar. Frederick, Md.-*-Queer freaks were played by a cloudburst which swept over a section of Frederick county. County Commissioner Frank M. Ste ven* of Creagerstown lost two cows. He £ound one of them in the fork of a pea*.h tree seven feet from the ground. Samuel Geisbert of Creagerstowc, who thought he had taken every movable object from his cellar, lost a b&rrol of vinegar.