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V V v £ V 8 $ v V v £ The Strange Adventures o/ Christopher Poe Stories of Strange Cases Solved in Secret by a Banker-Detective ^ By ROBERT CARLTON BROWN (Copyright, 1915, by W. G. Chapman.) 1 The DUCHESS DIAMOND Quite a part of the mellow Venetian night was the short, wiry, deep-chested figure standing by a pillar in fbont of San Marco. It was a night to linger and listen, to expand and glow in the moonlight. From the Grand canal came quavery foreign cries, the soft dip of oars, glints of lights, and wisps of melody. It was a night to win one from bed, a night dimming all day; a Whistlerian nocturne. The old San Marco clock boomed ominously twenty-one times, proclaim ing the hour of nine after the olden fashion giving each hour of the twenty four its rightful count. And with the last re-echoing boom the piazzi band burst into a rousing military strain, standing in the center of the square, surrounded by a throng of night-pleas urers; for the Ven'ce season was on, and the city thronged. The lonely-looking figure in front of San Marco stirred, steppefl out, and strolled toward the music, slipping in to a chair before a table in an outdoor cafe. “Cafe nolr!" he ordered from an obsequious waiter, ana sat musing be tween the music and a hilarious party of Americans drinking champagne_at the next table. “You can tell an American wherever he is,” cried the modishly dressed young fellow who was buying the bot tles, flushed with excitement and wine. “And a man from Manhattan you can recognize by the cut of his coat, his cravat, smooth face, and keen eyes.” “That is the American eye for money and business, I presume,” drawled an Englishman in the party “We have to earn ours,” answered the flushed youth. "The majority of our families aren’t old enough to in herit from. The aggressive American spirit leaves its print on all of us. Do you think you could mistake one of us for a whiskered Frenchman, an oily Italian, a stolid German, or a tight trousered Englishman?” "All this patriotism because this is your Independence day, I presume,” smiled the Englishman. “Fourth of July ought to make a man think of his com try. You pecple have tank holidays. Christmas and New Year’s; that's all. Did you ever sec a regular fourth of July celebra tion?” “Oh, I know; beastly vulgar, charm ingly Chinese; fireworks, songs, speeches—” “Wait! We’ll show you a Fourth of July celebration.” As the band stopped, the young American jumped to his chair and waved his hat. “Hurrah for Fourth of July!” he cried. “Americans! Americans! We're about to jolt old Venice with a real Fourth of July celebration. Anybody who can sing ‘Yankee Doodle’ or ‘Dixie,’ come over here and helm Unit ed we stand! This is our day, gather around, and we may even find some body who knows the words t. ‘America.’ ’’ He sat dov n amid reproving glances from the conservative members of h's party and pardonable patriotic grirs from the others. J “Hurrah for Fourth of July' We'm coming!” came a cry from the other side of the square, and a minute later four young college fellows burst upon the table of Americans. “Welcome to our city; my name’s Bowen, Belasco Bowen. Glad to see you on this auspicious day; sit down and quaff the sizzling fireworks drink, pyrotechnical champagne. Forward, Americans!” He beckoned to the crowd about the band, and a number of recruits came. ^ “There's a New Yorker!" cried Be lasco Bowen, spying the wiry little man sitting at the next table sipping his cafe noir a little excitedly. “I can tell him by his derby. Come on in; the wateret wine is fi :e.” The lonelj-lookii . man picked up his cup, and joined the party, introduc ing himsell as Mr. Hardy—none other than Christopher Poe. “Now all together!” cried Bowen, “well sing ‘Yankee Doodle’ and sur prise the natives. One, two. three! ‘Yankee Doodle came to town, a rid ing—’” He. picked un an empty bottle and wavt<’ it as a b- ton in time to the lively song led by the college men sup ported by a dozen others. Passing Ku ropeans smil d indulgently t the mad Americans, and quite a crowd gathered to enjoy the refreshing novelty. “Come on!” cried Bowen, as the song came to an abrupt finish. “We’ll make a raid on all the stores around here, and see what we can scrape up in the way of fireworks. Then we ll hire a launch and take a trip on the canal." His enthusiasm was contagious; of the score of Americans only three wished to drop out, and while the col legians rushed off to find a Chinese store which might furnish fireworks. Bowen banteringly persuaded Mr. and Mrs. Van Wentd, the chief dissenters, that their daughter Constance would enjoy the spectacle and that it was their duty as Americans to go along. By the time the scouts had returned loaded with Roman candles, nigger chasers. good old-fashioned fire-crack ers. candles and lanterns, the number had swelled to thirty A launch and a polygot cafe orchestra were hired, and amid shouts of “Three Cheers for Uncle Sam." snatches of “Dixie,” and other evidences of patriotism, the gay party wound up the Grand canal, set ting off fireworks, making speeches singing and doing a hundred mad pranks that shocked the staid respect •ble Venetians plying back and forth in their somber gondolas, and made matter for ambitious reporters and cor respondents. The canal rang with uncorked pa triotism. and those who had been long eat from borne were wildest In their demonstrations. As the gay ride drew to an end, Be lasco Bowen gathered up the remain ing Roman candles, and, picking his way to the bow, steadied himself in the rocking boat, grasped a stick of punk from M. Van Wendt’s hand, and touched off all the candles In a bunch. Ho lurched awkwardly with a dip of the boat, and a shower of sparks scat tered over Constance Van Wendt. “My dress!” she cried, frantically fighting oft the sparks. A dozen hands flew to her aid, and the sparks were instantly extin guished. Belasco Bowen apologized sincerely, and no harm being done, re turned to waving his candles over the water out of harm's way. Constance Van Wendt was excited ly arranging her attire with the help of her solicitous mother. “Your diamond? The Duchess Dia mond!” cried Mrs. Van Wendt sudden ly. “Where Is it?" Miss Van Wendt’s hand went to her throat, groping for the chain on which the famous stone had swung. “Why, it’s gone!” She felt among the frills of her drese, her face anxiously lined and ghastly white in the glare of Bow en’s falling rockets. The deck was searched, Miss Van Wendt’s clothes were shaken out, and when the launch was finally moored at San Marco the whole party fell to ex amining the floor-planks for crevices. But nothing came to light, until Belas co Bowen, beside himself with anx iety for having indirectly caueed the loss, caught a glint of gold on the gun wale, and found the chain hanging down, on the outside, almost touching the water. Van Wendt grasped the thin chain and jerked it off. “The stone slid into the water, Con stance!” he cried, holding up the finely linked chain. “It’s gone down to the bottom of the Grand canal!” I must replace It!” cried Belasco Bowen anxiously. "It was my stupid awkwardness that caused it all. In fighting the fire some one must have accidentally torn it from her throat." “The chain was specially made, there is a platinum wire running through It,” explained Van Wendt, holding it up. “I thought it was safe." He passed it into the hand of Chris topher Poe. “See! it must have caught on something. An awful wrench, Didn’t you feel it, Constance?” In the excitement and everything," she murmured, “I don't know what I felt.” The party, already having dwindled , to a dozen, tiled sadly into a cafe for supper. “I’ve heard of the stone," whispered one of the college youths, as the pa triotic party took seats. “It's worth a cool hundred thousand. Van Wendt is the Chicago grain operator, you know.” All the madness of celebration had flickered out, and the remaining tour ists sat hovering over ices, hushed, hanging on the words of Van Wendt “There is just a chance that some body might have picked up the stone," suggested Bowen, glancing about the table thoughtfully. “No. there is no chance, the'chain was trailing in the water; I should have had the stone fastened to it, but the jeweler said it must slide, and I let him have his way. But. come, don’t let this put a damper on us. Let’s all have a nightcap and break up.” Van Wendt’s forced cheerfulness chilled them all, and the nightcap was me chanically drunk in silence. Half an hour later there remained at the table only Belasco Bowen and Christopher Poe. “Mr Hardy, what would you do in a position like mine?” asked Bowen, earnestly addressing the New York banker, whose affected simplicity and sincerity had won his confidence. “You see, I am morally to blame for the loss, but the stone could ncft be duplicated. I might send them another anonymously to make up for it.” “Mr. Van Wendt seemed satisfied that it was only an unavoidable acci dent; I am sure he can stand the loss,” •replied Christopher Poe. “You don’t think he’ll harbor any resentment toward me?" “Why, no. It was all in the game. He came along with us, and the acci d?nt happened, that’s all. You are no more responsible than I am.” “But I urged the Van Wendts to join us.” said Bowen ruefully. "It’s mighty unfortunate, but I’d for got it if I were you. You started a good time, and we all enjoyed it; let’s think of that instead of the unfortu nate climax." i guess you re rignt, but I do feel guilty. 1 suppose there’s no chance to dredge the,Canal?” “Of course not The diamond's gone, let the dead rest Let’s change the subject. Tell me something to see in Venice; it’s all new to me, and you seem quite at home." “The galleries and castles of course you've seen?” “Yes, but Isn’t there some slumming or something to do In this city of bridges? I’ve been looking for some body who could show me an exciting place or two. Something different, that’s what 1 want.’ “I’ll take you to the fish-markets to morrow, it you like. It's quite a sight,” offered Bowen. “Bully! Would you? » like that sort of thing, and it isn’t often one meets a kindred spirit.” ’That s right.” replied Bowen heart ily. “Now forget all about that stone.” advised Poe in parting. “You are blameless, and don't let it worry you. We will meet here at ten tomorrow.’* They went to their separate hotels, and before going to bed Chrisopher Poe sent a cable to bis friend Burns. Was the name of the suspect in the Farmers' National burglary Belasco Bowen? 1 remember he posed as a society chap. When did he sail from New York? On returning from an Interesting excursion with Bowen to the fish market next day, Christopher Poe found the following cipher message awaiting him. Right. Saw a newspaper notice last month that after a house P-rty at Van Wendt’s he went aboard the same boat with then'. Having torn up the reassuring note, Christopher Poe went to his room, and sat for an hour concentrating on the missing Duchess Diamond. Then he sent word to Bowren inviting him to dinner that night. Poe turned the talk to a glowing ap preciation of Naples after the meal, and before he and Bowen parted it had been decided that they would take the trip together. At Naples Christopher Poe managed so that he occupied a room adjoining Bowen’s and, making his interests conform with the younger man’s, he was soon on an intimate footing with him. If Bowen had the Duchess Diamond, which Poe believed he had, surely the possession of it seemed to bother him little. He went about the business of enjoying himself as thoroughly as any American tourist and never showed the slightest degree of nervousness, always seeking Poe's company and ever ready for diversion. They had spent an interesting, ex citing week at Naples, when one night Bowen received a cablegram which he tore up and threw In the grate in the presence of his companion. “Good news?" asked Poe. “No; bad news. I’ve got to go back home to tend to business," replied Bowen. “I’ve about made up my; mind to sail on the Princess day after tomorrow," said Poe promptly. “Good. Then I shall have the pleas ure of your company to New York.” Bowen sat in thoughtful silence for a minute, and suddenly remarked: “By the way, I want to take home a couple of bottles of that Barbera we saw in that little wine-shop the other day. I wonder if it would be open tonight?" “We might stroll over and take a chance," suggested Poe, anxious not to lose sight of his companion now that sailing-time was near. Luckily the shop was open, and Bowen purchased three bottles of choice wine privately put up by the dealer in squat, thick-necked bottles. “We'll drink these on the boat, to avoid paying duty on them," remarked wincing a bit from the Irritation as he worked at his nail. “There, it’s all right now. Those are handy things to have.” He examined the heavy, sharp blades. “I find them useful, but I usually forget I’m carrying them,” replied Bowen quickly, reaching out, and dropping the nail-clippers into his pocket nonchalantly. Next day they sailed early on a gigantic, fast boat for New York, both evidently glad to bid goodbye to vaca tion and get back to real work. Belasco Bowen seemed particularly elated, but in the afternoon, as the^ ship struck into the sea and a pro nounced rolling motion was felt, he retired to his stateroom, which he oc cupied alone. Christopher Poe re mained sitting in the smoking-room, thinking over the disappearance of the Duchess Diamond, and piecing to gether bits of circumstantial evidence against Bowen. flair an nour later ne strolled up to the wireless room on the promenade deck, and to his surprise, as he en tered, found Belasco Bowen just hand ing over a message to the operator. Bowen glanced up sharply at Poe’s entrance, then smiled easily, remark ing: “1 was afraid I’d be a bit sea-sick, but I couldn't stand it in iny berth, so I strolled up on deck.’’ Poe had a fleeting glimpse of the wireless message, as the operator counted the words, and he was thrilled to find it written in cipher. For the remainder of the day he strolled about on deck with Bowen, and Just before bedtime drank with him one of the interesting black bot tles of Barbera, finding it excellent “Do we stop at Quarantine to pick up the doctor?” asked Poe icly. as like all travelers they anticipanfty, dis cussed their arrival. “No,” answered Bowen quickly. “But we slow down to pick him up, and usually the Customs men come aboard there." "Oh, yes, they row alongside in a boat and climb up a pilot’s ladder, I remember.” "Usually just apposite the little Quarantine rock,” added Bowen. "We run slow for about fifteen minutes, coasting just past Quarantine.’’ The New York banker was pleased to find that his companion had such exact information, and as a result, be fore going to bed, Poe wrote a long message to his friend Burns In New York. The message was In cipher. “What the devil do you mean? Rowen, his eyes caressing the «liapely bottles. “1 -volunteer my help,” said Poe: “guess I'll buy a bottle or two myself." With their purchases the pair strolled back to the hotel, and before going to bed that night Christopher Poe sat long in silent contemplation before the heavy wine-bottles. An idea was smoldering in his mind. So far he had nothing tangible against Bowen except his record, as affirmed by Burns, his interest in rgiug the Van Wendts to go on the wild Fourth of July excursion, and his awkward movement which showered Miss Van Wendt with sparks. Since then Poe had seen nothing to substantiate his Suspicion, and he was surprised that Bowen could act innocence so per fectly. If he really had the diamond, how did he figure to get it past the Customs in New York? In Bowen's manner he found no confession of guilt; the young fellow acfed naturally and confidently. Placing the wine-bottles In the bot tom of his steamer trunk, Christopher Poe went to bed. Next day both were occupied in making preparations for sailing, and it was only at dinner-time that they met. After dinner, as they were sitting opposite each other in the quaint, cool lobby of their little Italian hotel, Christopher Poe sud denly glanced down at his left hand. "How’d I get that?" he cried, lifting his little Anger, to show the ragged nail, torn jaggedly across, exposing the quick. He fumbled in his pocket with his other hand. “Got a knife?” he asked abruptly, glancing at Bowen. “No, not here. What’s the matter?” “I’ve torn my nail. I used to carry one of those nail-clippers. They're handy. You don't happen to have a pair?” “No,” answered Bowen, absently, then he leaned forward with interest “Why, yes, by George, 1 guess I have!” he cried. ”1 seldom use them.” He slipped his Angers into an upper waist coat-pocket and produced a compact steel nail-clipper. “Thanks, very much,” replied Poe and he slipped into the wireless office with it early next morning before many passengers were on deck. The trip was pleasant, and Poe and Bowen were continually together ex cept when Bowen stayed alone in his stateroom during periods of sea-sick ness. Each night they drank together a bottle of the pleasant Italian wine, and those on board who not.iceu them wondered why they were inseparable. The night before arriving in New York Belasco Bowen was particularly gay; all evidence of sea-sickness had passed, and he gave up the evening to cementing his friendship with Christopher Poe, and suggesting de lightful little excursions they could make in New York. Poe, too, was in good spirits, for he had received an answer to his elab orate instructions to Burns. They met again after lunch next day, and New York was already in sight. "We re getting in, beamed Bowen, sharing the bustling anticipation of the whole ship. "See?” ha -pointed to a far-off speck. "There’s Quaran tine, and it’s only half an hour to dock from there.” "Land certainly looks good after all this time. Are you packed up?” queried Poe. "No. Going down to finish now, it won’t be difficult. Only a steamer trunk and two grips. I guess 1 can squeeze everything into them.” He excused himself and went below, while Poe leaned over the rail thought fully, watching the little rock island gtadually growing bigger against the horizon. Ten minutes later Belasco Bowen rejoined him. “Finished so soon?” queried Poe. “Yes, got everything in but the last confounded bottle of that Barbera. We should have drunk two last night." “But 1 had to get rid of mine,” smiled Poe. “There's no fun in being delayed by having to pay duty on a little bottle of wine.” “By George, you’re right They'd be sure to stick me for it, and it would take an hour to go through all the red tape. Let’s finish that bottle now. What do you say?” asked Bowen evenly. "Why not? There’s the old Statue of Liberty looming up, let's drink to her," offered Christopher Poe propmtly. Belasco Bowen whisked through the saloon and down to his berth, return ing instantly with the bottle and a corkscrew. "Steward,” he called to a passing greyhound, “get me a couple of glasses, will you?” The boat was already slowing up for Quarantine, and those of the pas sengers who had finished their pack ing weVe crowding to the port-rail to see the doctor and Customs men come aboard by the narrow rope-ladder. "Let’s get over on the other side, out of this crush,” suggested Bowen. They sauntered to the deserted side of the ship, where the great Statue of Liberty stood in full view. Belasco Bowen gazed off across the water, pointing out several small sail in .-craft dotting the waves and bob bing about like corks. “Isn’t it beautiful^” he cried. “Yes, but that life looks more ro mantic than it is. See those two fel lows down there, alone in the big dory, handling those heavy oars; do you think they enjoy the jolly fishermen's life you read about?” queried Poe. The boat in question was headed out to sea, and the two fishermen jerked frantically at their oars to avoid a pos sible collision with the creat vessel. Before Belasco Bowen could reply, the servile steward stepped up with the glasses. Bowen ripped off the tin-foil cap on his bottle, slowly twisted the screw into the cork, pulled it out with an accustomed jerk and filled brimming glasses for Poe and himself. He placed the balf empty bottle in the scuppers where it would not tip over, and idly removed the cork from the screw as he smiled at Poe and pro posed: "We’ll drink to the dangers of the sea and the pleasure of safi home coming.” He slipped the corkscrew into his pocket, absently tossed the cork over the rail, and raised his glass to touch the rim of Poe's. They drank, and Bowen refilled the glasses. “And here’s to the Goddess of Liber ty," cried Poe, turning toward the gold glittering statue dimly outlined in the harbor. “May every man who deserves liberty have It.” "That’s a funny toast,” said Bowen awkwardly, glancing in slight confu sion down into the water, where the two fishermen were drifting astern. ”1 wonder how that figure of Lib erty strikes a petty little smuggler bringing in valuable goods to defraud his country,” mused Poe, staring ahead into the dim harbor. Bowen glanced at him nervously. "What’s come over you?” he asked haltingly. “Why, nothing,” replied the New York banker, turning to gaae ingenu ously into the shifting eyes of his com panion. “I was just wondering how you felt smuggling that Duchess Dia mond.” “How I feel!" Bowen’s eyebrows drew down narrowly. His face sud denly cleared, he glanced nervously into the water, and then laughed full in Poe’s face. "And I’ve been wondering all along how it would feel to be an amateur detective who thinks he’s worked up a case and wins a fellow’s friendship just to betray him at the finish." His upper lip curled contemptuously; he glanced nervously back into the water. "Oh, 1 knew you recognized me,” said Poe. “Some of my baggage is marked with C. P., and 1 knew that wouldn't escape your shar eyes. Youve called me Hardy with rather elaborate exactness, thinking you had a joke on me. 1 didn't miss it, nor did I miss noticing your eagernes.; to have the Van Wendts join that wild party; I saw you were quick-handed, too. when you spilled the sparks over Miss Van Wendt, and nipped off the plati num wire with your little nail-clippers, on which 1 found the nick made in cutting the chain. The hanti is quick er than the eye, but not quicker than the imagination.’ “What the devil do you mean?" cried Bowen, putting down his glass, and turning with his back to the rail. “Do you accuse me of stealing the Duchess Diamond?” “Yes, and with attempting to smug gle it into New York.” “Where have I got it concealed then?" cried Bowen, his hand sneak ing toward his hip-pocket. “Oh, don’t trouble to find that little peart-har.<lled gun. I’ve seen it bulg ing out beneath your coat before. Look over there. Do you see that officer ir white and thofee three in blue?" P> pointed to a crowd of customs offirt . who h^d just climbed up to the ship’s deck from the doctor’s boat, and were already coming toward them. Bowen a expression changed to one of terror. “I cabled a friend of mine in New York to send customs house officers on board at quarantine, and take you be fore you succeeded in smuggling in the Duchess Diamond.” “But I haven’t got it; I never did have it. You can’t prove a thing,” cried Boven excitedly, leaning threat eningly toward Poe. Poe turned, and signaled to the cus toms-house men. who hurried up. He replied evenly to Bowen: Of course you haven’t it now; but ! suspected your interest in those thick-necked wine-bottles. I noticed the corks were unusually large, and I sxperimented with one in my room One of those corks would nicely con ceal a big stone like the Duchees.” "But I have thrown all the corks away!” cried Bowen desperately, as the customs-house officers quietly sur rounded him. "Yes, you just threw the one con taining the stone into the water, and your fishermen accomplices have picked it up by now and are making for shore this minute. Look!” He put hie hand on Bowen’s shoulder, and pointed toward the fishermen’s boat, making for shore. At that moment a trim gray launch flying the police flag leaped out from behind the stern of the great ocean liner, and In a minute’s time overhauled the big dory with the two dazed pseudo fishermen. Bowen trembled as he saw the police board the boat and search his accom pllces. He saw them remove, after a struggle, a small object from the coat pocket of the larger fisherman. Then Bowen turned to hie captors, and, his arms slack and limp, his lips quivering, said, "You’ve got me.*’ His shifting eyes sought Foe’s. “But how the devil did you know I planned to throw the cork overboard right here at quaran tine?” “That was easy,” smiled the banker, as the officials in white slipped hand cuffs over Bowen’s wrists. “After 1 surprised you sending long code mes sages I questioned you about the boat, and found that you knew we slowed down at quarantine. I felt that was the most logical place for you to throw over the little cork. Your fishermen could row close while the doctor was being picked up, and if you threw the cork carefully it might land right in the boat, or at least near enough so it would float until they could pick it up, unseen because the crowd would be watching the officials boarding on the other side. That is all. I just took a chance, same as you did when you pulled off that carefully planned little party of yours on the Grand canal.” On landing at the dock in New York, Christopher Poe looked for his Sriend Burns, anxious to clasp his hand after the lengthy parting, and thank him for his assistance in cap turing Bowen. Finding no trace of Burns, Poe went to a telephone booth on the dock board, and called his friend's office. "Hello, that you, Poe?” came a cheery voice from the other end. “Yes,” exclaimed Poe. “I missed you at the dock. Couldn't you make it?” “No. Mitchell called me away just half an hour before you were due. Everything all right?” “Yes, fine. They got him at quaran tine all right, thanks to your long-dis tance work.” “Oh, that wasn't anything." an swered Burns. “But tell me, did you get any rest at all on the trip? I'm mighty glad you're back 6afe.” “No rest to speak of,” said Pou quickly. "Two er three other job! turned up. But 1 got a change, any way, and I guess that's a rest. I swear I'll never tackle another mystery. This chap Bowen turned on me, and called me an 'amateur detective.' In spite of all the care I've taken. I'm afraid I’m becoming known. I'm going to give it up. It’s a thankless job.” “Wait!” cut in Burns anxiously. “Mitchell has a job for us. I’ve just got the retails. There's a clever band of scratchmen forging drafts in Chica go. I’ve got reservations on the eigh teen-hour train. Can you make it?" “Yes,” answered Poe eagerly. “My grip is through the custojns already. ‘Volume H’ is in it. I won’t need any thing else. I can get to a taxi in two minutes. What time does the flyer leave?” FOOD PRICES AND THE WAR Bureau of Labor Statistics Has Made an Exhaustive Study of the Entire Subject. The effect of the war upon the cost of living in foreign countries has Just been made the subject of a report by the bureau of labor statistics of the department of agriculture at Washing ton. Prices are given for 18 coun tries, and there are cards from over 100 cities, towns and consular dis tricts. The report shows that the first ef feet of the war was the same p.acti cally throughout Europe. it* out break was followed by a sharp rise in prices, due mainly to panic and un certainty. In some countries legis lative measures were at once taken to check this rise, in others the govern ment strictly adhered to a hands-off policy and trusted to the natural course of events for. readjustment Within a fortnight the first panic was over, and. except in the actual war zone, prices began to fall. In most places, however, prices did not drop to the July level, and alter an inter val again took an upward turn, which has probably not yet reached its cli max. Administrative and legislative measures to check the rise in tlie cost of necessaries were very gen erally taken. Denmark. Egypt. Great Britain, Italy, Russia, Spain and Tur key prohibited the export of practi cally all foodstuffs. France. Norway and Sweden listed certain articles which must not be exported, and Hol land placed an embargo on butter and cheese. Good Business. "Americans have four great and good habits upon which their present prosperity is established. These habits are: Health habit, study habit, work habit and play habit.” That is what Yozo Nomura. Japanese commis sioner to the Panama-Pacific expnsl tion, said when he returned to Yoko hama from San Francisco and report ed to Japanese business men upon his trip. Yozo Nomura Is, obviously enough, a diplomat. With Americans, he continues, "business is no It nger exploitation, but service. The Amer ican principle is that business pros pers when it answers the needs of the people and enhances human happi ness.” We don’t reprint these com pliments because they are deserved: they aren't. And yet, just after writ ing these words, we picked up a copy of the directions given to their em ployees by an ice company in the West: "Be courteous. Remember, every ice man is supposed to be a thief until he has proved his honesty." And again this gleam of advice: If the Iceman "happens” to cut the piece a little short, he should confess to his customer “and then bring a larger piece next time and draw her atten tion to that also " Perhaps the Japa nese diplomat isn’t so wrong after all "No longer exploitation, but service. • • ■” Think it over.—Col lier’s Weekly. Went Unnoticed. “What is your opinion of Boston?” “I was agreeably surprised on my first visit to that town.” •‘Yes.” “Just for an experiment I split an nflnltive, but there was nothing like i riot precipitated.” TOWN PLANNING IN AUSTRALIA Antipodeans Show Wise Interest in Subject and Profit by Experience of Older Countries. Australians are showing a wise in terest in the subject of town planning and housing in general. The trouble with older countries has been that they have not begun to think much about improving housing conditions until housing conditions have got to be insufferably bad. Australia, being a young country, should be able to profit by the unfortunate example of other countries, and it is apparent that Australia is striving to do this. Building, an Australian publication, devotes much space to this subject. Al luding, for example, to the direction of the movement in Victoria by the Town Planning and Parks’association, these activities are described as intelligent, enthusiastic and energetic. “The flow of active campaigning established.” it \ppears, “threatens altogether to i swamp the slum and its wedded evils > beyond the hope of re-establishment. “The association, very sensibly, is enlisting the sympathy and support of the masses by alert regard for their well being. The essentials of the move ment bear directly on the existence of that section of the people whom cir cumstances have handicapped. This the association recognizes. Settled evils which primarily deny the common her itage of sunlight are being squelched. Conditions of living scarcely befitting the brute creation, but to which human flesh and blood are subjected, are be ing swept way as speedily as the pon derous arm of the law can be operated. In brief, the movement in Victoria, di rected by the Town Planning and Parks’ association, is making good. “The association is makirg a special point of making plain the principles of town planning to those in the position of facilitating reform. For instance, the mayors and councilors of the mu nicipalities and shires were recently circularized on the new and extensive powers conferred upon local governing bodies, by recent amendments of the act A portion of that circular reads: “ ‘It is hoped that advantage will be taken at once of these powers—ap plied. perhaps, in conjunction with building regulations to avoid the crea tion of slum or insanitary areas. In this connection St. Hilda council has recently passed a by-law providing for a minimum area, devoted exclusively to open space, for each dwelling equal I to at least eight-eighteenths of that f occupied by dwelling and outhouses.’ ” 't COMMUNITY PRIDE AN ASSET The Town That Cares for Its General Appearance U the Town That Will Prosper. Community pride is an asset, and it is one of the greatest of all assets. The town that improves its streets, cleans up the alleys, paints the houses, cuts the grass, rakes the lawns and plants its flowers is not only encour aging cleanliness, but is making for itself a name among the peoples of the outer world. Commercial travelers and others come, and look, and go away and talk —and the talk is all in favor of the town and its people. Talk travels, and grows, and mul tiplies until the town becomes known in many climes for its cleanliness and progressiveness. In time other men who are looking for a change of location hear of this town—and then they go, and look, and talk, and are pleased, and it becomes their home. And the town continues to expand and progress, and as the years roll by it gradually assumes larger propor tions and a more commanding and dominating position In the world. When Community Pride comes in Prosperity enters by its side, and the two become the mighty levers that control the machinery of success. Personal Pride and Community Pride should march side by side, for when these two potent factors join hands in a laudable purpose opposi tion quickly melts away.—Laredo Record. Signs That Save. A decided decrease in the number of traffic accidents is reported from Portland, Ore., since the installation there of a comprehensive system of warning signs. The signs consist of red steel dials 18 inches in diameter mounted on steel rods sunk three feet in concrete at the curbs and standing eight feet deep on the top of the dial. The dials are painted bright red with black letters, and read: “School, Care ful,” “Caution, Bridge,” “Caution, Steep Grade.” “Danger, Drive Slowly.” "Hospital. Quiet.” “Caution, Fire Sta tion.” “Danger. No Outlet.” “Cau tion. Dangerous Corner,” and so on. The signs are set in pairs about 100 feet from the danger point and in all street directions from It, and are so placed that the street lights will shine upon them at night. Portland has a population of about 20,000 greater than Rochester, and embraces more than twice the area of this city.— Rochester Post-Express. Different Times. "The girls used to keep me waiting when I drove up in a buggy, i notice they never keep you waiting long when you drive up in a motor car’” "Whv is that?” “The girls know how quick ly a model gets out of date as well as we *>.’’ eu Uncle Eben. Some men” said Uncle Eben good natured because dey don’t ghat’s ffoin’ on an’ some ?s dlt^T because dey’, got too muck sense * •ke notice of whut dey can’t help.’* jr^