liiilc mmu lhumku Guest at Charitable Function Enjoyed Himself, but Had a Criticism ' to Make. Two tottery derelicts had just fin ished a repast at Bethel mission—one of the spreads that are being laid out for the unemployed. They were filled and comfortable and disposed ' to reminisce their experience. "Didje git a piece of that beef, Bill?" asked one of the other. "Yep ” said Bill. "An- didje git some o’ that soup?’’ “Yep.” "An’ coffee?” "Yep.” "Couldn’t o’ asked for more, couldje?” “Well, I don’no,” said Bill. “Well, what wouldje of asked for?” “I was just a-thinkin’,” said Bill, “that to make that grub set right in every way, if we’d a just had a little highball to ’a’ started it off with there’d be nothin' a-tall now to kick about.”—Louisville Times. Activities of Women. Twenty-two states now have wid ows' pension laws. The best dentists in Belgrade, Ser via, are sisters. Women will be employed as chauf feurs on Toledo's jitney buses. The town of Cassopolis, Mich., with 350 homes, has 82 widows. Yarick house in New York city has been opened for the benefit of factory girls, who can secure a room and board there for prices ranging from $4 to $4.75. A League for Business Opportunities for Women has been organized in New York city, the object of which is to secure equal pay with men for women employed in the business world. Miss Elizabetn L. Kolb of Philadel phia has been selected by Secretarv of the Navy Daniels to christen the superdreadnaught Pennsylvania, which will be launched in March at Newport News, Va. Ill Timed Gesture. Percival—You should have heard the audience laugh at Professor Ra venyelp. Penelope—I didn't think he was sup posed to be funny. Percival—He wasn't; but just as he started to recite "The Frost Is on the Pumpkin.” he reached up and scratched his gray head.—Youngstown Telegram. Easily Explained. "That man seems to be making a great deal of money.” "Yet in the nature of his business, he is always up against it." “How is that?” "He is a wall decorator." He Should Know. "How is your lawn coming on this year"" asked Mr. Griddings. "The same way the onion crop is coming on,” answered Mr. Lazonton. “How is that?” "Without any assistance from me." Sympathy for Dumb Animals. "The doctor says I ought to ride a horse,” said the large man. “He may be a good doctor," replied the athletic person, “but he is no member of the S. P. C. A.” Naturally, a butter-in is usually a sorehead.—Albany Journal. MAliiit'S errUnl NUI CiKhAF Had Earned Little of the Promised Remuneration for Helping Her Mother. Now that the washing hung on the line. Mrs. Moran was leaning over tne back fence and discussing with sym pathetic Mrs. Regan the problem of bringing up a daughter. Privately, Mrs. Regan considered that Maggie Moran was born lazy, but Maggie's mother held that Maggie's case was not so simple. "It ain't that Maggie's not willin'," said Mrs. Moran. “Willin’ she is, and active on her bicycle, and always ready to run an errand for you. But she ain’t one that hears work callin' or sees it a-lookin’ at her.” “It's easier to do a thing yerself than to be tellin’ others,” said Mrs. Regan, understandingly. "And that's the truth," agreed Mrs. Moran. "But Maggie ain't to blame, although maybe she's a little too easy discouraged. I’ve seen her tryin’. Last winter I says to her, 'Maggie,' I says, ‘every time you find something to do to help mother round the house. I’ll give ye a cent.’ That started her hard at it. Mrs. Regan, and ’twas a full two weeks before she got discour aged and give it up.” “And how much did she make?’ asked Mrs. Regan. “Nine cents,” said Mrs. Moran, “but I called it a dime."—Youth's Compan ion. Fashionable Goods Not Wanted. That Latin-Americans insist on hav ing just the kind of article that suits their taste is illustrated by an incident in Guatemala. An old gentleman in the interior, a large ranch owner, had always been used to a certain kind of necktie, and asked a local house to buy a number of them for him. The house ordered several from an Ameri can concern, but the latter wrote back that that kind of necktie had been out of date for 20 years, and sent several of the latest design. These were re fused. however, the old kind was ob tained from Europe, and the American house lost what might have been an opening wedge to a good trade. A Philosopher. ‘ Week before last,” said the kind lady to the paralyzed beggar, “you got a dollar from me because you were deaf and dumb. Last week I gave you a quarter because you were blind, be fore I realized that you were the same man. Now you ask for money because you are paralyzed.” "Yessum,” said the beggar. “Them's the facts.” “Don’t you think you'd do better if you chose one affliction and stuck to it?" asked the lady. “No. ma'am,” said the beggar. “They’s nothin’ so fatal to the full de velopment o' all one’s nateral powers as narrer specialization."—Judge. Out He Went. "John,” announced his mother-in law, “the furnace has gone out.” “I think I’ll follow it’s example,” said he, as he reached for his hat. Contrary Commendation. “My dear, I wanted to please you, so here is some very rare steak.” “Well done!” After the war many seats of gov ernment will need patching.—Toledo . Blade. O a **oo0 f Big Jobs —are gained largely by doing common tasks uncommonly well. But—to do unusually good work of any kind, fitness of body and mind are required. Food plays a big part in this matter—food that contains true nourishment. And true nourishment— be it remembered—must include certain important elements which unfortunately are often lacking in the ordinary dietary—especially in white bread. These elements are phosphorus, iron, lime, sulphur, etc., stored by Nature in her field grains, and absolutely necessary for building strong, vigorous bodies and active brains. Grape-Nuts FOOD —made of choice wheat and malted barley, affords all the nutriment of these grains, including these important mineral elements, in form for easy, quick digestion. Grape-Nuts food is always fresh, crisp, sweet and ready to eat—with cream or milk. Thousands have found that a ration of Grape Nuts each day makes for real progress towards the bigger things of life. “There's a Reason” —sold by Grocers everywhere PRACTICAL LITTLE NOTES ON SHEEPFOLD Sheep Shearing. It is a good plan to clean out the sheep pens about three times during the winter to prevent the manure from heating; this is bad for the flock. The pen should bd kept well lit tered with clean straw and should be kept level. Land-plaster should be scattered over the pen before each lot of fresh straw. This keeps the gases from escaping and adds to the value of the manure. If you value the wool product, an even condition must be kept up. A poor sheep will eat as much and require as much labor in securing its fleece as a good one. It is a mistake to ignore the mut ton side of flock returns when the outcome of the business is to be es timated. The shepherd who has a lot of good fat sheep each winter, will find his feeding pays quite as well as the av erage. Only the very best sheep, animals which are true to their specific va rieties of breed and full of promise, should be selected for breeding pur poses. In a majority of cases size is only a secondary consideration, provided only that the animal is fat, smooth and trim. While there is an abundance of good pasture is one of the best times to fatten sheep that have passed their prime. Lambs intended as next year's ewes should not be bred at this season as it is better to give them plenty of time to mature well. Not only does it cost less to make a pound of young flesh, than it does a pound of mature flesh, but the for mer is worth more in market. The man who makes his sheep as good as he can before sending to market need have no fear of his placa in market. The ability of the ewe to properly | nourish her lamb is one of the most The secret of making money from sheep in the corn belt is breeding the best mutton rams to the range-bred ewes, and having the lambs dropped in cold weather. important considerations in selecting breeding stock. It is generally conceded that if the ewes are in good condition at mat ing time, a larger proportion of twin lambs can be secured. Sheep that are in any way diseased should never be retained for breed ing stock, no matter how good a fleece or lamb they may produce. Sheep is a business in which the hope of profit and the certainty of making the land more fertile add zest to a venture. We need more small flocks on well tilled farms. Such a combination rare ly disappoints its owner. The fairs supply a splendid oppor (unity for beginners to find out for themselves what constitutes mutton form and excellence. The lamb that cashes in the most money in the fall is not the product of poverty; he is a delicately modeled and finished creature of affluence. It is a well-known fact that, pound for pound of grain, forage and fodder fed, a mutton lamb, as a rule, w-ill pay better returns than any other do mestic animal. The secret of the English shep herd's success lies in the fact that he considers the sheep an animal to be cared for and coddled, from birth to sale. Too many farmers have the idea that the sheep is a sort of wanderer on the face of the earth, capable of caring for itself. Far from it. Overcrowding the ewes that are heavy with lamb is a frequent source of injury. Sheep need plenty of space both in the barn and yards, that they may exercise freely without injury. Always contrive to have some kind of green crops, such as rape, vetches or whatever may be most convenient to grow for the Iambs at weaning time, and plan to have them on plowed land as much as possible, to prevent stomach worms. At lambtime let the ewes and lambs be in a small pen by themselves un til they thoroughly know their moth ers, before putting them with the oth ers, and avoid having so many ewes and lambs in one pen. GROW ROOT CROPS FOR PIGS OR HOGS Mangels and Sugar Beets Are Considered Excellent—Have High Feeding Value. It has been demonstrated that seven or eight pounds of mangels have as great feeding value as one pound of grain, when given to pigs or hogs, and that sugar beets have even a greater value, so it is hard to under stand why pig raisers are so careless about growing root crops for their an imals. Xot only have the root crops a high feeding value, but they do more for the good health of the hogs than one can estimate. In regard to their feeding value, it has been demonstrated time and again that when mangel or sugar beets, or both, are fed in connection with light rations of grain, using middlings in stead of bran, pork of high quality can be produced cheaper than in any other way, with the possible exception of the substitution of ensilage for the root crops. If root crops can be bought at rea sonable prices, better have some for feeding, and next season grow your own supply. MOVABLE HOUSE IN PASTURE FOR SOWS Youngsters Will Thrive on Grass —Second Crop Alfalfa Is Excellent Feed. Give the sow a movable house in the pasture just before farrowing time, as the youngsters will thrive on the grass. If she farrows in the fall the quiet of the pasture is just what she needs. Second crop alfalfa is fine for the pigs, but if pastured very closely it will soon run out. If the pig is stinted in its food at any stage of its life, it can never be come a perfect pork producer. Brood sows require a mixed diet, and one containing plenty of protein and not too much fattening quality. Did you ever come across a farmer who would admit that he did not know how to feed pigs? Yet, the real pig feeder is rare. Weeds Make Severe Strain. More money is expended fighting weeds than in paying taxes, yet some of the men do the most kicking at tax time and the least weeding at weed ing time. They do not seem to realize the severe drains the weeds are mak ing on their farm resources. Flock of One Color. Nothing looks nicer in the poultry market than a flock all of one color. Almost any merchant will pay more for a coop of birds or a case of eggs if they are all alike. USE STALLION OF RIGHT QUALITIES Hereditarily Unsound Horses Are No More Profitable Breed ers Than Scrubs. _ • (By PROF. G. W. BARNES, Arizona E.x P2riment. Station.) A farmer should be careful and not breed to stallions which are spoken of as "hereditarily unsound.” Un sound horses are no more profitable to raise than scrubs. Unsoundnesses are usually due to a weakness which may appear in one or all of the following conditions: First, is poor conforrra tion (nothing will put a horse on the shelf quicker than this fault), and is one which you should avoid in choos ing a stallion to mate with your mares. Second, is poor quality in the tissues. While these are physi cal characteristics, the offspring will inherit to a certain degree such weak ness. Of course these may not be in evi dence in the offspring until they begin to reach maturity and are put to or dinary work: then there begins to ap pear the result of this inherited weak ness or unsoundness. It is, of course, not the unsoundness itself which is transmitted, but the cause in form of a weakness. Use, if possible, a stallion of pure breeding, possessing good individual ity, quality, conformation, and which shows no unsoundness. Do not depend upon cne of those characteristics alone, but combine them all, and remember that a good sound thoroughbred stallion is worth breeding to. You cannot afford to breed to a scrub at any price. Not a Good Method. Most of the hogs in this country are raised by the "by guess and by gosh method,” that is, the breeding sows are allowed to run with the herd, fed any old thing that comes handy without regard to their condition at farrowing time, or when great quan tities of milk are needed to start the youngsters on the road to profit. Odors From Neglected Cellar. Now doth the neglected cellar begin to emit its vile odors—and ill ones, too. Clean up, if you would preserve the health of the folks. Poor Farmer Condemned. A poor farmer is to be condemned because he wastes good soil in pro ducing poor crops and waste of any kind is sinful. Much Honey Wasted. There are millions of pounds of honey going to waste in this country every year for want of bees to gather the nectar from the flow'ers. Why Not? Why should not every farmer own a good fanning mill? ACTUAL COST OF GOOD ROAD /arious Methods of Financing Road Building and Retiring Debts Dis cussed by Experts on Subject. "While it is frequently easy for a tounty to issue bonds and borrow money for improving the local high ways, the raising of the money to re tire those bonds at maturity is often not so simple. Many counties, in bor rowing money for bonds, figure that the amount of money raised reprer sents the total cost of the road, for getting that the road must be main tained and repaired if, at the end of the term of the bonds, the county is to have anything to show for its invest ment. The question of financing county road building is discussed fully in De partment of Agriculture Bulletin No. 136, entitled "Highway Bonds,” which is written by the office of public roads in collaboration with James W. Glover, professor of mathematics and insur ance. University of Michigan. In this bulletin the authors discuss fully the various methods of financing road building and retiring debts for road construction, and also deal frankly with the actual total cost of a road during the life of the bonds. On the total cost of a road, the authors cite the following two examples as afford ing at least a basis for estimating the total minimum cost of a mile of road: Bituminous macadam: Cost of con struction ($10,500) under 5 per cent serial bond with interest for 20 years, $16,012.50. Cost of annual repair and maintenance ($600) for 20 years, $12, 000. Total cost for 20 years, $28,012.50. Brick: Cost of construction ($18,500) under 5 per cent serial bond with In terest for 20 years, $26,426.73. Cost of annual repair and maintenance ($330) for 20 years, $6,000. Total cost for 20 years, $32,426.73. The authors point out that the ac tual cost of building and maintaining a specific highway can be determined only after the character and volume of traffic and actual wear and tear have been studied for a series of Good Road in North Carolina. years. The figures quoted above, of course, will not apply to ordinary mac adam, gravel or clay roads, but in all these cases the interest on the bonds must be met, and ttere must be expenditures to maintain them in condition. The poorer the drainage and the less permanent the character of the road foundation, tfce greater must be the percentage that repair costs will bear to the first cost. Sim ilarly, the question of whether the actual surfacing is designed to with stand the character of traffic and weather to which it is subjected also has an important bearing on what it will cost the county to keep the road In such shape that when thu bonds are paid the locality still will have a valu able property to show as a result of its borrowing and repayment. Most Helpful Signs. One of the most helpful signs of the present time is the attitude of the farmer and the business man towards greater permanency in building and improvements. This is >5en in road building, in the very widespread use of concrete on the farm and in the tendency towards fireproof buildings In all of the small cities. Truly there are some places where concrete can be used to good advan’.age on your farm. Good Road Benefits. Good roads broaden our sympathy, lessen distance and increase our use fulness. Brings Market Nearer. The good road brings the market nearer to you. Profits in Stock Feeding. Much of the profits of stock feeding will depend upon the kinds of feed you have at hand and the quality of the animals kept through the winter. Straw for Bedding. Straw’ for bedding animals should be safely housed in the barn and not allowed to go to waste in the stack. Benefit of an Incubator. In handling an incubator the per versity of a hen’s nature does not have to be reckoned with. Tomato Blight. The early destruction of tomato vines on fields that were affected with blight will decrease the prevalence of the disease next year. One Bad Ear. The loss incurred by the use of one bad ear of corn means the loss of over 600 ears or six bushels of corn. Teach Colt to Eat. The young colt should be taught to eat grain with his dam as early as possible Theatrical Manager — Hie there! What are .you going to do with that pistol? Disconsolate Lover—Going to kill myself. Theatrical Manager—Hold on a min ute. If you're bound to do it, won’t you be good enough to leave a note saying you did it for love of Miss Starr, our leading lady? It’s a dull season, and every little helps. THIGK, GLOSSY HAIR FREE FROMDANDRUFF Girls! Beautify Your Hair! Make It Soft, Fluffy and Luxuriant—Try the Moist Cloth. Try as you will, after an application of Danderine, you cannot find a single trace of dandruff or falling hair and your scalp will not itch, but what will please you most, will be after a few weeks' use, when you see new hair, fine and downy at first—yes—but real ly new hair—growing all over the scalp. A little Danderine immediately dou bles the beauty of your hair. No differ ence how dull, faded, brittle and scraggy, just moisten a cloth with Danderine and carefully draw it through your hair, taking one small strand at a time. The effect is im mediate and amazing—your hair will be light, Huffy and wavy, and have an appearance of abundance; an incom parable luster, softness and luxuri ance, the beauty and shimmer of true hair health. Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's Danderine from any store and prove that your hair is as pretty and soft as any—that it has been neglected or injured by careless treatment—that's all. Adv. Same Power. “I have tribute to my powers as an actor. I can draw tears from men and women alike any time by working on their feelings.” “Humph! I can do that, too.” “On the stage?” “No, in my office. I’m a dentist.” Sow Saves Pig in Sack. George Flock, a prominent rancher ! near Yreka, Cal., was badly bitten by a sow with a litter of pigs. 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Wheat is higher but her farm land just as cheap and in the provinces of Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta 160 Acre Homesteads are Actually Free to Settlers and Other Land at From $15 to $20 per Acre The people of European countries as well as the American continent must be fed—thus an even greater demand for Canadian Wheat will keep up the price. Any farmer who can buy land at $15.00 to $30.00 per acre —get a dollar for wheat and raise 20 to 45 bushels to the acre is bound to make money—that’s what you can expect in Western Canada. Wonder ful yields also of Oats, Barley and Flax, Mixed Farming is fully as prof itable an industry as grain raising. Tne excellent grasses, full of nctriti >n. are the only food required either fo • beef or dairy purposes. Good schools, markets convenient, climate excellent. Military aerv-ce is not compulsory in Canada bur there is an unusual demand for farm labor to replace the many young men who havs volunteered for service in ihe war Write for literature and particulars as to reduced railway rates to SuperLitenaeni Immigration. Ottawa, Canada; or to W.V. Bennett, 22017th St., Room • 4, Bee Building, Omaha, Nebr. Canadian Goverment Agent.