u
Mo sick headache, biliousness,
bad taste or constipation
by morning.
Get a 10-cent box.
Are you keeping your bowels, liver,
and stomach clean, pure and fresh
with Cascarets, or merely forcing a
passageway every few days with
Salts, Cathartic Pills, Castor Oil or
Purgative Waters?
Stop having a bowel wash-day. Let
Cascarets thoroughly cleanse and reg
ulate the stomach, remove the sour
and fermenting food and foul gases,
take the excess bile from the liver
and carry out of the system all the
constipated waste matter and poisons
in the bowels.
A Cascaret to-night will make you
feel great by morning. They work
while you sleep—never gripe, sicken
or cause any inconvenience, and cost
only 10 cents a box from your store.
Millions of men and women take a
Cascaret now and then and never
have Headache, Biliousness, Coated
Tongue. Indigestion, Sour Stomach or
Constipation. Adv.
Grounds for Complaint.
Mrs. Heavvswell—I hear that Ger
man butler you liked so much ha3 left
Mrs. Eppycure—Yes; he complained
that the cook was not observing strict
neutrality when she served Irish stew.
—Judge.
THE COLONEL'S GOLD MINE
Out in Gregory County, South Dakota,
lives Colonel Johnson, the famed Alfalfa
King of that great section.
About thirty years ago he left Wisconsin
for that domain. All he had was willing
hands, a clear brain and a bright vision.
Today he is the owner of thousands of
acres, president of several banks.
He has found a rentable gold mine in
his thousand-acre Alfalfa field, and what is
of particular interest to you and me is
that his first Alfalfa Seed, twenty-five
years ago or more, was purchased from the
John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis.
The Colonel says: “The best paying crop
in hay, or grass, or pasture food is Alfalfa.
It outranks everything in money value.-’
Salzer’s Alfalfa is good on your own
farm, for three to five tons of rich hay
per acre, and with the aid of “Nitragen”
(see my catalog) its growth is absolutely
certain.
For 10c In Portage
We gladly mail our Catalog
and sample package of Ten Fa
mous Farm Seeds, including
Speltz, "The Cereal Wonder;”
Rejuvenated White Bonanza
Oats, “The Prize Winner;” Bil
lion Dollar Grass; Teosinte,
the Silo Filler, Alfalfa, etc.,
«tc.
Or Send 12e
And we will mail you our
big Catalog and six generous
packages of Early Cabbage,
Carrot, . Cucumber, Lettuce,
Radish. Onion—furnishing lots
and lots of juicy delicious
Vegetables during the early
Spring and Summer.
Or send to John A. Salzer
Seed Co.. 'Box 704. La
Crosse, Wis.f twenty cents
and receive both above collec
tions and their big catalog.
No money is better spent than what
is laid out for domestic satisfaction.
A man is pleased that his wife is
dressed as well as other people, and
the wife is pleased, that she is so
dressed.—Johnson.
PHYSICAL WRECK RESTORED
TO HEALTH BY GREAT
KIDNEY REMEDY.
I feel it my duty to furnish you with
my testimonial as to what jour remedy
Swamp-Root did for me when 1 was a
physical wreck from kidney and bladder
trouble.
Some years ago I was not able to
do any work and could only just creep
around and am satisfied that had it not
been for Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root I
would not have lived. After using the
preparation for one month I was able to
work some and when I had used $8.00
worth of Swamp-Root I ould do a good
day’s work. I used about $10.00 worth
altogether and would not take $10,000
for the good that it did me. I consider
it a God send to suffering humanity for
the diseases for which you recommend
it and have recommended it to many
sufferers.
X. L. HUGGINS,
Welch, Ark.
Personally appeared before me this
20th of September, 1009, X. L. Huggins,
who subscribed the above statement and
made oath that the same is true in sub
stance and in fact.
W. A. PAGE, J. P.
Letter to
Dr. Kilmer 6> Co.
Binghamton. N. Y.
Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You
Send ten cents to Dr. Kilm°r 4 Co.,
Binghamton, X. Y., for a sample size
bottle. It will convince anyone. You
will also receive a booklet of valuable in
formation, telling about the kidneys and
bladder. When writing, be sure and men
tion this paper. Regular fifty-cent and
one-dollar size bottles for sale at all drug
stores. Adv.
After a man gets on the shady side
of life he regards his age and his bank
balance as nobody's business but his
own.
When Your Eyes Need Care
Use Marine Eve Medicine. No Smarting—Feels
Fine—Arts Quickly. Try it for Red, Weak.
Sore Eyes and Granulated Eyelids, Murine is
compounded by our Oculists—not a “Patent
Medicine”—but used in successful Physicians'
Practice for many years. Now dedicated to
the Public and sold by druggists at 50c per
Bottle. Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes,
Z5c and 50c. Write for Book of the Ey Free
Murine Eye Remedy Company, Chicago. Adv
Oil well pumps In Texas are now
operated by electric mo ors.
fHE sales division of the
Hutchinson company occu
pied the entire length of
the building. It was well
lighted and well ventilated,
but every inch of space had
been so utilized that the
desks and tables were almost uncom
fortably crowded. Hundreds of girls
sat busily working with every appear
ance of industrious application, and
above the whir and click of the type
writers came the noise of their cease
less conversation.
The man who had immediate charge
of this assortment of femininity was
tall and thin, with keen dark eyes, a
pleasant voice and an air of alert pa
tience not easily described. His quick,
restless movements and the manner
in which he continually walked up and
down the long aisles proved the pos
session of an intensely nervous tem
perament, but his unvarying patience
and the even character of his quiet
voice spoke of self-control. He looked
not unlike an amiable but absent
minded brownie, as with his hair all
rumpled up he walked between the
rows of smiling girls, peering through
his glasses in a nearsighted way.
It is no easy matter for any mere
man to gain and hold the good will of
several hundred girls of varying tem
pers and dispositions, but Mr. Miller
had accomplished this. He was sin
cerely liked and respected by all the
girls, who were accustomed to refer to
him as "that darling old angel." while
with equal candor, but much less'en
thusiasm, they described Mr. Morris,
his assistant, as "an old stiff, as hand
some as a p -ince. but as cold as a lem
on sherbet.-'
"Mr. Miller has an awful cold." said
Elizabeth, qs the tall manager passed
up the ais'e snuffling and sneezing
with an incipient attack of influenza.
"Yes; he's had it for several days,"
replied Margaret. "I saw him taking
tablets yesterday
"He's tal;ng them again," returned
Elizabeth "See there, he's taking
them again ”
All eyes were turned in the direction
of the unconscious manager.
"He'll be down with the grip pres
ently," said Alice.
“He has Jt already," said Elizabeth.
“Why,” said Pamela, innocently,
“why doesu’t his mother give him a
hot mustard foot bath and a hot lem
onade and put him to bed and cover
him up warm;
then he would
soon get well.”
A general smile •
greeted this naive
suggestion.
“Maybe he
hasn’t got a moth
er, kiddo; why
don't you suggest
it to him your
self?” said Eliza
beth.
“I couldn't,"
said Pamela, :
blushing to the
roots of her hair.
"Don’t m'r.d me. Tutts,” said Eliza
beth, "I'm just teasing you. Listen,
tomorrow is St. Valentine's day. I
believe I'll eend Mr. Miller a valen
tine. poor dear, just because he's
sick."
"You wouldn't dare," said Miss Ells
worth, the sail girl who had charge of
tht> table.
■ Wouldn’t I?" said Elizabeth; “you
just wait.”
She scribbled busily away for a few
minutes anj then handed over the
following si reed adorned with a cir
cle in inky-jed hearts.
Love is such a funny thing.
It's sorr.ething like a lizard;
It winds itself around your heart.
And nibbies at your gizzard.
•'Well!" said Miss Ellsworth in dis
gust, “if you are going to send a val
ent'ne, sentf one; don't send a thing
like that, it isn't even decent."
Elizabeth sat nibbling her pen han
dle pensivejy as the verse was passed
around amt ng the girls. It was at
this psychological moment that one of
the errand boys came around the table
and placed ;n front of Pamela a small.
SQuUre box neatly wrapped in white
papfcr and ?-.ed with a gilt cord. Eliz
abeth's eyes widened with excite
ment:
“A valentjne! Oh, kiddo," she said
enthusiastic illy, "some one has sent
you a valentine.”
"Oh, no, * said Pamela. Quite posi
tively.
“yh. yes,' said Elizabeth “Open it
Let’s see!”
Sure enc*>gh when the box was
opened it tiisclosed a very pretty val
entine, all pink roses, flying doves and
gilt arrovs. The heart in the center
bore !n f;.ncy script the following sen
timent:
Without thee, dear, 'tis summer without
sun.
Or springtime with no fair and fra
grsnt flowers.
But with thy love, dear heart, my life
doth run
In gijden streams and through bright
fairy bowers.
Thr, expression of surprise on Pam
ela e face deepened into amazement
as ii.se read the neatly typewritten
note which accompanied the valen
tine:
Miss Pamela Alderson,
Care of the Hutchinson Company.
Dear Miss Alderson:
I think you are the most beautiful
girl in the world, and I love you with
all my heart.
Your faithful friend,
Arthur Eustace Henderson.
“Oh, Pamela,” whispered Elizabeth
gleefully, “it is from your sweet
heart!”
But Pamela shook her head very
positively.
She was entirely in the dark as to
the identity of Arthur Eustace Hen
derson. She had not a single young
man acquaintance in the city, and waa
quite free front the usual entangle
ments of youth. Hardly more than a
child, her life had been hedged about
with peculiar carefulness, and until
this moment she had not met with the
tiniest whisper of romance.
It seemed like an age before she was
free to hasten to the shabby little
apartment, so poor in its appoint
ments, so rich in its unpurchasabie
atmosphere of love.
Her mother smiled gently at the
girl's evident excitement. She thought
the valentine very pretty, and sug
gested that the name of the sender
sounded quite English and distin
guished. Her brother Don laughed
heartily at what he called the vou*ig
man’s masterful manners, but roman
tic Aunt Eugenia was unfeignedly de
lighted. She advanced all sorts of
surmises as to the gentleman's iden
tity, and by bedtime had reached the
conclusion that he was a junior mem
ber of the firm who had fallen desper
ately in love with Pamela, and might
be shortly expected to woo her and
qarry her off to a life of luxury and af
fluence.
Who Arthur Eustace Henderson was
indeed was a mystery. The Aldersons
were acquainted with few people in
the city. He did not belong to the
church they attended; there was no
young man of that name employed ip.
Mr. Miller's division. His name was
not even in the city directory. Who
was he? Whoever he was, he evi
aentiy preierrea
to remain a mys
tery, for as the
days passed by be
made no sign,
which in itse**
was surprising
For a short while
Don kept up his
teasing remarks
about Pamela’s
unknown admirer,
then he dropped
the subject. Thfl
incident was soon
forgotten—that i3
Ij all except Pam
eia. ner imagination nan oeen toucnec
end her family would have been sur
prised had they known how large r.
part of her thoughts was occupied by
the unknown sender of her valentine.
In these girlish dreams to which all
maidens are prone a handsome young
gentleman now figured. He had dark,
soulful eyes, a graceful, manly form
and patrician features. His name was
Arthur Eustace Henderson.
The Hutchinson company di.1 little
night work; the girls were seldom re
quired to work overtime. Occasion
ally a few girls were asked to remain
and help rush through an accumula
tion of business matters. On one of
these occasions some of the workers
of Mr. Miller's division were a^ked to
stay, and Pamela was among them. It
was a few minutes past nine when
she passed through the storm (Jjors to
join her brother, who she knew was
outside waiting for her. There was
no real reason for Don to com* down
to walk home with her whoa she
worked late, for several of the girls
went her way, and Billiken, tb* office
boy, always went in that direction
Pamela was quite attached to the lit
tle fellow who so willingly fill id her
ink bottle and kept her supplied with
scratch tablets
“Billiken," she said pleasantly, as
the boy would have fallen to the rear
at sight of her handsome escort, "this
is my brother Don, who knows you
quite well already, for I have often
told him how kind you are to mo.”
"Young man,” said Don, with a cor
dial grip of his hand, "I au glad to
make your acquaintance, and to thank
you for your courtesies to my lister.”
Billiken's face opened into a tre
mendous grin.
"Ah,” he said, twisting with vmbar
rassment, “that ain't nothis'. Any
body would be nice to her."
“Yes," said Don, with a smile, “1
think anybody with Rood Judgment
would."
They walked dowa the dtr^et to
gether, Donald holdirg fast t.. Hs sis
ter's arm to prevent her slipping on
the icy pavement. "Your young
friend's cognomen." *ai i Don. present
ly, “is highly descriptive but rather
confusing. What is ycur patronymic,
young fellow ?” he said, turning to Bil
liken.
"Sir?" said Billiken confusedly.
“Your, name.” said Don p.eapantly,
"your real name.”
( "Oh" said Billilter, his fate bright
ening, "my name? Arthur Sustace
Henderson. That's my name"
For a second Den stopped stock still
in amazement, but he recover-'/! him
self immediately.
"A very nice name,” he said agree
bly.
( "Ytssir," said Billiken.
Donald stole a Iocs at hi-, sister's
fr»ce. She w as crimson wit a confu
sion. Her lids were dovneast *ad he
could see nothing cf toe esp-vssioti
of her eyes.
They walked a few blocks farther
l-s silent*. The
Alderson rooftree
was reached at
last. Then Billl
ken passed up
the street, whis
ti'ng as Jia went.
Donate rjanaged
to kt^p silence
unt>l the door was
closet’ on the
youth-ul cavalier.
Then h * broke in
to r. hearty unre
sfa'nea laugh
that v.as good to
uta,. i nere was
a faint smile on his little lister's face,
but a suspicion of tear-s in her eyes.
She stared at him a moment in silence
and then she, too, laughed uneasily.
“Well," said Don, taking her into his
brotherly embrace, ‘ aren't you glad
we’ve found out who he is?”
“Yes,” said Pamela faintly.
“Well,” said Don, giving her a great
bear’s hug, “1 am certainly relieved to
know it was only the office boy.”
Eut Pamela made no reply.
His Prize.
“Did your son take anything at
school this season, Mrs. Jones?”
"Oh, yes."
“What did he take? The first prize?”
| “No; the mumps.”
QUIT MEAT IF KIDNEYS
BOTHER AND USE SALTS
Take a Glass of Salts Sefore Break
fast If Your Back Is Hurting or
Bladder Is Irritated.
If you must have your meat every
day, eat it, but flush your kidneys with
salts occasionally, says a noted author
ity who tells us that meat forms uric
acid which almost paralyzes the kid
neys in their efforts to expel it from
the blood. They become sluggish and
weaken, then you suffer with a dull
misery in the kidney region, sharp
pains in the back or sick headache,
dizziness, your stomach sours, tongue
is coated and when the weather is bad
you have rheumatic twinges. The
urine gets cloudy, full of sediment, the
channels often get sore and irritated,
obliging you to seek relief two or
three times during the night.
To neutralize these irritating acids,
to cleanse the kidneys and flush oft
the body's urinous waste get four
ounces of Jad Salts from any phar
macy here; take a tablespoonful in a
glass of water before breakfast for a
few days and your kidneys will then
act fine. This famous salts is made
from the acid? of grapes and lemon
juice, combiner! with lithia, and has
been used for generations to flush and
stimulate slujgish kidneys, also to
neutralize the acids in urine, so it no
longer irritates, thus ending bladder
weakness.
Jad Salt* ns inexpensive; cannot in
jure, and makes a delightful efferves
cent lithia water drink.—Adv.
Spr*s of Their Reward.
They who, continuing faithful to di
vine grace, however partially commu
nicated, serve God with their whole
lives, will never fail of that one re
ward, the greatest which even he has
to bestow, the being made able to love
him with their whole hearts.—Dora
Greenwel’.
HAIR OR NO HAIR?
It la Certainly Up to You and Cutl
cura. Trial Free.
Hot shampoos with Cutlcura Soap,
followed by light dressings of Cuti
cura Ointment rubbed into the scalp
skin tend to clear the scalp of dan
druff, soothe itching and irritation and
promote healthy hair-growing condi
tions. Nothing better, cleaner, purer.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. XY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.—Adv.
Wwnts Some Thinking Out.
Pens!ve Patrick gazed into the
pigsty and fixed his eyes and knitted
his brow, on the fat little object that
snugly snorted to itself.
“H’m!" he muttered, as, shifting into
a different position, he viewed the pig
sty from another angle.
Along came Betty O'Hoyle, but not
even her pretty face could not lure
PatricF. from his contemplation.
“An' how's the pig, Pat?" she asked
slightlT piqued by his indifference.
“He’fe a livin' wonder,’’ came the
emphatic answer.
“Shi-.re, an’ how’s that, Patrick?" in
quires Betty, drawing nearer the sty.
"Be.abbers,” exclaimed the contem
plative one, "he just guzzled two pail
fuls of milk, and then I put him in the
pail, rnd he didn't half fill it!”
T roglcdytes.
"A. J. Drexel, one of the American
volunteers in the British service, dined
with me at the Ritz in London while
on furlough,” said a Cincinnati corre
spondent.
"Mr. Drexel told me that he habitu
ally slept in France eight feet under
ground in a clay cave. HiS bed was
a door. His roof was another door
The entrance was a two-foot square
hole.
“ ‘Very luxurious—what you might
call—diggings,’ laughed Mr. Drexel."
Almost Back.
“I hear you son is back from col
lege?"
“No—-quarterback."—New. Haven
Journal-Courier.
In private life I never knew any one
interfere with other people's disputes
but that he heartily repented of it.—
Sord Carlisle.
California female clerks in civil
service positions receive the same pay
as the males.
OUR NATIONAL DISEASE
Caused by Coffee.
Physicians know that drugs will not
correct the evils caused by coffee and
that the only remedy is to stop drink
ing it
An Arkansas doctor says:
“I was a coffee drinker for many
years and often thought that I could
not do without it, but after years of
suffering with our national malady,
dyspepsia, I attributed it to the drink
ing of coffee, and after some thought,
determined to use Postum for my
morning drink.
"I had the Postum made carefully
according to directions on the pkg. and
found it just suited my taste.
“At first 1 used it only for breakfast,
but I found myself getting so much
better, that I had it at all meals, and I
am pleased to say that 1 have been re
lieved of indigestion. I gained 19
pounds in 4 months and my general
health is greatly Improved.
“I must tell you of a young lady in
Illinois. She had been in ill health for
many years, the vital forces low, with
but little pain. I wrote her of the good
that Postum did me and advised her to
try' it.
“At the end of the year, she wrote
me that she had gained 40 pounds in
weight and felt like herself again.”
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Well
vijle,” in pkgs.
Postum comes in two forms:
Regular Postum—must be well boiled.
15c and 25c packages. •
Instant Postum—is a soluble powder.
A teaspoonful dissolves quickly In a
cup of hot water and, with cream and
sugar, makes a delicious beverage In
stantly. 30c and 50c tins.
The cost per cup of both kinds is
about the same.
“There’s a Reason” for Postum.
—sold by Grocers
1809—ABRAHAM LINCOLN—1865
1806—Marriage of Thomas Lincoln and Nancy Hanks, June 12, Washington
county, Kentucky.
1809—Abraham Lincoln born February 12, Hardin (now La Rue) county, Ken
tucky.
1816—Family moved to Spencer county, Indiana.
1818— Death of Abraham's mother, Nancy Hanks Lincoln.
1819— Thomas Lincoln married Sally Bush Johnson, December 2, at Elizabeth
town, Kentucky.
1830— Lincoln family moved to Illinois, settling in Macon county.
1831— Abraham Lincoln went to live at New Salem, Sangamon county
1832— A captain in the Black Hawk war.
1833— Appointed postmaster at New Salem.
1834— A surveyor. First election to the legislature.
1835— Love romance with Anne Rutledge.
1836— Second election to the legislature.
1837— Licensed to practice law; took up residence at Springllsld.
1838— Third election to the legislature.
1840—Presidential elector on Harrison ticket. Fourth election to the legist*
ture.
1842— Married November 4 to Mary Todd.
1843— Birth of Robert Todd Lincoln, August 1.
1846—Elected to congress. Birth of Edward Baker Lincoln. March 10.
1848—Delegate to the Philadelphia national convention.
1850—Birth of William Wallace Lincoln, December 2.
1853—Birth of Thomas Lincoln, April 4.
1856—Assisted in formation of Republican party.
1858—Joint debate with Stephen A. Douglas. Defeated for the United State*
senate.
1860— Nominated and elected to the Presidency.
1861— Inaugurated as President, March 4.
1863— Issued emancipation proclamation.
1864— Re-elected to the Presidency.
1865— Assassinated by J. Wilkes Booth. April 14. Died April 15. Remains
interred at Springfield, III., May 4.
GREAT MAN’S DEATH
Country He Served So Well Re
members Lincoln’s Work
With Gratitude.
AT TWENTY minutes past ten
o'clock Friday evening:, April 14,
1865, Abraham Lincoln was shot by
John Wilkes Booth in the back of the
head behind the left ear and mortally
injured. At 22 minutes past seven
o'clock the next morning, Saturday,
April 15, 1S65, he died.
There have been many and vast
changes since that fateful day, and the
prayer which Lincoln prayed that the
country might be one again has been
answered in a way that would have re
joiced his great heart. Not an anni- j
versary of his birth and death has
passed since his cruel taking off on
which seme tribute has not been paid j
to his memory, and so it will be to the
end of time among generous Ameri
cans, wherever their residence or in
herited sentiments; for, however he
may hate been misjudged in the con
fusion and stress of antagonistic opin
ion, there iu none now who does not
praise tin for his courage and his
faithfulnc.w* to his honest convictions.
He was, born in Kentucky February
12, 1809, and died in Washington April
15, 1865, in his fifty-seventh year at
the very zenith of his powers. The
books are full of the story of his life
and work, but there are still many in
teresting facts connected with him
that hav* not yet been noted, notwith
standing the industry of those who
have collected great masses of every
thing they could find in any way con
nected r.ith his life and death.
Mr. Lincoln, as everyone knows,
was slwt by Booth while he was at
tending a theatrical performance at
Ford's theater in Washington. “Our
American Cousin” held the boards that
night and Laura Keene was playing
the part of Florence Trenchard for
the last time. She had already per
formed the same part for a thousand
nights. Five years before she had
played the role at McVicker’s theater
In Chicago the night of the day on
which Mr. Lincoln was nominated for
president by the Republican conven
tion, in May, 1860, and all unconscious
of the terrible tragedy, she played with
uncommon cleverness, and while yet
the theater was ringing with laughter
and applause, came the crack of the
pistol shot from the president’s box
that plunged the country into mourn
ing.
After Mr. Lincoln had been shot he
was removed across the street from
♦he theater to the residence of Wil
liam Petersen, a highly respected mer
chant tailor, who lived directly oppo
site the playhouse, at 516 Tenth street
This house is still standing, as is alsc
the old Ford theater, and both are now
ow&ed by the government. There have
been few changes in the PeterseD
house. It is today very much what
it was the morning Mr. Lincoln died
in it, and it has been converted into a
museum for the collection of articles
in any way related to the president.
For 40 years Osborn H. ridroyd
has been devoting hinself ;he as
sembling together of an invaluable
collection, in which axe include more
than three thousand relics, which con
stitute, as Elizabeth Porter Gculd has
said, “one of the most interesting and
valirable ever collected in twhalf o?
a human being.” The collection con
tains 250 funeral sermons, nhout sev
enty pieces of music, a thousand vol
umes relating to Lincoln, 300 portraits,
busts and medals, photographs of
Booth, pictures of the assassin, the
family cradle in whicll the Lincoln
children were rocked, an original black
locust rail split by the jo-img man,
then never dreaming of the place he
was to fill in the history of the world:
the family Bible from which Lincoln’s
mother read to him whet he was a
boy, and literally thousands of other
things in some sort associated w ith
the murdered president.
PRECIOUS LINCOLN RELICS
Chair used by the war president tt
his Springfield office and his cane.
Christianity in Fiji Islands.
Of a total population on the Fiji
islands of 90,000, 83,000 are adher
ents of the Methodist church. Their
contributions to church missionary
work amount to $30,000 a year, in ad
dition to offerings for the care o!
home work.
ENDS DYSPEPSIA,
INDIGESTION, GAS
“Pape's Diapepsin” cures sick,
sour stomachs in five minutes
■—Time It!
"Really does" put bad stomachs ia
order—"really does" overcome indiges
tion, dyspepsia, gas, heartburn and
sourness in five minutes—that—just
that—makes Pape’s Diapepsfn the lar
gest selling stomach regulator in the
world: If what you eat ferments into
stubborn lumps, you belch gas and
eructate sour, undigested food and
acid; head is dizzy and aches; breath
foul; tongue coated; your Insides filled
with bile and indigestible waste, re
member the moment "Pape’s Diapep
sin'’ comes in contact with the stomach
all such distress vanishes. It's truly
astonishing—almost marvelous, and
the joy is its hawnlessness.
A large fifty-cent case of Pape's Dia
pepsin will give you a hundred dollars'
worth of satisfaction.
It’s worth its weight in gold to men
and women who can't get their stom
achs regulated. It belongs in your
home—should always be kept handy
in case of sick, sour, upset stomach
during the day or at night. It's the
Quickest, surest and most harmless
stomach doctor in the world.—Adv.
FAMILIAR WITH THAT EXCUSE
Youthful Bride Thought Hubby Really
Might Be a Little More
Up to Date.
"The women of Europe, when told
they’re not fit to govern, have a good
answer ready—they point to the war
which man government brought
about."
The speaker was Miss Edith Wynne
Mathison, the beautiful actress and
suffragette. She continued:
“A good answer that As good as
the young bride made.
“A young bride, a few months after
the honeymoon, sat up till three In tbs
morning for her husband.
“At three the young man entered the
vestibule with a crash, then came up
stairs slowly and silently, with his
boots under his arm. He opened the
bedroom door very, very quietly, and.
seeing his wife seated by the radiator,
he said:
“ ‘Did you sit up—hie—for me'
Sorry, m’ dear. Detained—hie—im
portant business—office.’
“ ‘Oh, try some other excuse. Bill.*
said the young wife. ‘That’s the kind
father used to make.’ ”
IF HAIR IS TURNING
GRAY, USE SAGE TEA
Don't Look Old! Try Grandmother’s
Recipe to Darken and Beautify
Gray, Faded, Lifeless Hair.
Grandmother kept her hair beauti
fully darkened, glossy and abundant
with a brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur
Whenever her hair fell out or took on
that dull, faded or streaked appear
ance, this simple mixture was applied
with wonderful effect. By asking at
any drug store for “Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur Hair Remedy," you will get a
large bottle of this old-time recipe,
ready to use. for about 50 cents. This
simple mixture can be depended upon
to restore natural color and beauty
to the hair and is splendid for dan
druff, dry, itchy scalp and falling hair.
A well-known druggist says every
body uses Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur,
because it darkens so naturally and
evenly that nobody can tell it has been
applied—it's so easy to use, too. You
simply dampen a comb or soft brush
and draw It through your hair, taking
one strand at a time. By morning
the gray hair disappears; after an
other appfication or two, it is re
stored to its natural color and looks
glossy, soft and abundant. Adv.
Art Is Art.
The Victim—You have a sign os
your place which announces that you
are a “tonsorial artist.”
The Barber—Yes, sir.
The Victim (viewing his gashed
face in the glass)—Have it changed
to impressionist.—Philadelphia Pubi c
Ledger.
Hardly.
"Madam, your son has a bad case
of egotism."
"Dear me, doctor! Is it ketchin'?’
Smile, smile, beautiful clear white
clothes. Red Cross Ball Blue. American
made, therefore best. Ail grocers. Adv.
It is easier for a girl to throw a
young n-.an over than it is for her to
hit what she throws at.
Nothing equals Dean's Mentholated t' > ■
Drops for Bronchial weakness, son- ct--.
and throat troubles—5c at all Druggi-i
The first step to knowledge is to
know that we are Ignorant.—Cecil.
Don’t Give Up!
Nowadays deaths due to weak kidners
are 72% more common than 20 years a„
aeconling to the census. Overm. -k an i
worry are the causes. The kidneys can't
keep up, and a slight kidney weakae>
is usually neglected.
If you have backache or urinary dis
orders, don’t mistake the cause. Fig
the danger. More care as to diet, ha -
etc., and the use of Doan's Kidney Po.s
ought to bring quick relief.
A Nebraska Case
Mrs. H W Mich
ael, Second St.. Al
bion. Neb.. says
“lly kidneys w -r
disordered for four
years and my l v k
pained me a bad
I couldn't s’ *>p or
stand erect. My f*
and ankles s« eiv
and my kid- \*
acted very irr j?ula
ly. On a friends
advice I used l>oar. s
Kidney Piila Tile
drove away th
pains and aches an*,
regulated the action
of my kidneys."
Get Doaa’e et A»» Store. 50c • Box
DOAN'SViW
FOSTER-MILBURN CO, BUFFALO. N. Y.