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I | the w BRAND tm. M U. ft. MT. OPfW REVOLVER AND PISTOL CARTRIDGES. Winchester Revolver and Pistol cart ridges in all calibers prove their sup eriority by the targets they make. Shoot them and you’ll find they are • ACCURATE, CLEAN, SURE - _ , _ Yes, waiting for every farmer or farmer’s l • son — any industrious American who is anxious to establish for himself a happy jj home and prosperity. Canada’s hearty in vitation this year is more attractive than f ever. Wheat is higher but her farm land s just as cheap and in the provinces of Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta 160 Acre Homesteads arc Actually Free to Settlers and Other Land at From $15 to $20 per Acre The people of European countries as well as the American continent must be fed—thus an even greater demand for Canadian Wheat will keep up the price. Any farmer who can buy land at $15 00 to $30.00 per acre —get a dollar for wheat and raise 20 to 45 bushels to the acre it bound to make money—that’s what you can expect in Western Canada. Wonder ful yields also of Oata, Barley and Flax. Mixed Farming is fully as prof 1 itable an industry as grain raising. The excellent grasses, full of nutrition, are the only food required either for beef or dairy purposes. Good schools, s markets convenient, climate excellent Military service is not compulsory in Canada but there is an unusual demand for farm labor to replace the many young men who have volunteered for service in the war. Write for literature and particulars as to reduced railway rates to Superintendent Immigration. Ottawa. Canada; or to W.V. Bennett. 22017th St., Room | 4, Ben. Building, Omaha, Nebr. I Canadian Goverment Agent. % III I Ml] "IIMB—■a , The owner of a barking dog is al ways the first to complain about the noise made by the neighbor's children. Red Cross Ball Blue makes the laundress happy, makes clothes whiter than enow. All good grocers. Adv. Blessed is the man wlio expects nothing but advice from hi* relatives, for that is about all he’ll get. TOm OW>’ DRTGGIST tVTI.I. TELL TOD Try Murine Eve Remedy for Red, Weak. Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids; Ho Smarting— luat Eye Comfort. Write lor BooX of the Kv© by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., cnicaga _ Had No Objection. Callow Youth—Can 1 have this dance? Proud Beauty—Why, rortainly. I don’t want it. The Modern Molher. Mother—Willie, come 5ere. Willie—No, 1 won’t. Mother—Come, darlrag. Mother'll give you an apple if yog'll let her whip you.—Boston Transcript Back From 0 c-ope. “The European porter doesn’t paste a souvenir label on your trunk any more.” “No?” “No; you have your choice of two bullets, a piece of bombshell or a fragment of shrapnel."—Louisville Courier Journal. Next Think to It. “What’s become of that red-headed Judkins boy who used to say he want ed to be a pirate on the Spanish main ?” “His ambition has been gratified about as well as modern conditions will permit.” “How so?” “He’s now a taxicab chauffeur on Broadway.” Alsace'and Lorraine. The area of Alsace is 3,344 square miles; of Lorraine, 2,309 square miles. Population of Alsace-Lorraine, 1,800, 000, of mixed German, French and Celt stock. Incorporated with the German empire in the tenth century, Alsace Lorraine had been practically French since the treaty of Westphalia, in 1648, until it was taken by Germany in 1871 as one of the spoils of the Franco Prussian war. Genuine Victor Victrola Outfits SHIPPED ANYWHERE ON FREE TRIAL Outfits sold on the v-ry easiest sort o' time payments if you desire. We prepay carrying Charges on all machines and records. Give us your name and address and we* will send you list of new records each month. Our Stock embraces i every style ma chine made by the Victor Com- . pany's Camden, New Jersey, fac tory’. Write today. I NEBRASKA CYCLE CO. I OHm, NEBRASKA | ARFNTS FAIR SILK 10 HOSE FREE State size. Become agent for beautiful line, direct from mill to wearer. Gift to every cus tomer. Large profit. Easy work. Write today. TRIPLGWEAB MILLS, Desk K 113 So. 131b SL I-lliladelpliia, a a SPUTA WutaowE.ro’eman.Wa-b. PiTENTSisfsaaag0^^ Nebraska Directory nv vcG Mr WELLH^1' Live Stack Commission Merchants I8US5SS5S»^£SSSS ^SSaBSSSSSSuss^ FABLE THAT CARRIES MORAL Comparison of Lusty Falsehood With Certain Class of Truths la Worth Consideration. A fox that was caught in a farmer’s hen coop concluded that prevarication might save him. In response to the farmer's query as to w-hat he meant by stealing chickens, the fox said: "I never stole chickens in my life. I’m a vegetarian.” ‘‘What were you doing in my hen coop?” “I merely stopped her to talk about the war from a perfectly neutral stand point.” "But how about that dead and half eaten chicken? Perhaps you know nothing about that?” “But I do. though,” said the fox. "A mink did that. He ran away at your approach. I would have left, too, but the smell of fresh blood made me sick and faint.” When the farmer regained con sciousness the fox was gone and so | was another fat hen. Moral: An athletic falsehood is bet ter than a kindergarten truth. Pertinent Suggestion. A wealthy but miserly merchant was celebrated for having a magnificently decorated dining room, whilst his viands were very few. A celebrated wit was invited to dine on a certain oc casion. and the. host asked him if he didn’t think the room elegant. “Yes.” was the reply. “But it is not quite to my taste.” “And what change would you make?” asked the host. “Well,” answered the wit, “if this were my house, you know, I would have”—looking at the ceiling—"less gilding and”—here he glanced furtive ly at the dining table—"more carving.” Defective Classes. ftisanity is rapidly increasing in this country. In 1890 the number of insane in the United States was 10G, 485; in 1906 the insane in hospitals alone numbered 150,151. In ].._u the figures exceeded 200,000. In 13 years —from 1890 to 1903—the number of insane hospitals increased from 162 to 328. The number of "feeble-mind ed” in the country is about two hun dred and twenty-five thousand. Love is a thing you can get over. But you can't make a girl believe it when she is engaged. A REBELLION Food Demanded. The human body will stand a lot of abu-e, but sometime it will surely re bel and demand proper food in place of the pasty, starchy, greasy stuffs on which it has been made sick. Then is the time to try Grape-Nuts, the most scientific and perfect food in the world. A lady of Washington says: “Three years ago I was very ill with catarrh of the stomach and was given up to die by one doctor. I laid in bed four months and ray stomach was so weak that I could not keep down medicine or hardly any kind of food and was so weak and emaciated after four months of this starvation that my daughter could easily lift me from bed and put me in my chair. ‘ Hut weak as my stomach was, it accepted, relished and digested Grape Nuts without any difficulty the first time that wonderful food was tried. “I am now strong and in better health than for a great many years and am gradually growing still stronger. 1 rely on Grape-Nuts for much of the nourishment that I get. The results have certainly been won derful in my case and prove that no stomach is so weak it will not digest Grape-Nuts. “My baby got fat from feeding on Grape-Nuts. I was afraid I would have to stop giving the food to him, but I guess it is a healthy fat, for his health is just perfect.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Look in pkgs. for the famous little book, “The Road to Wellvllle.” "There’s a Reason.” Ever read tlie above letter? A tew one ai»i»eara from time to time. They are geuuiae, true, aad full of fcuaaa Interest. BIG FEASTMED ORGANIZED AGRICULTURAL SO CIETIES TO HAVE BANQUET. MEETING JANUARY IB TO 23 Leading Agricultural, Fruit, Dairy and Live Stock Experts From All Parts of Country to Attend. Lincoln.—The banquet to be given by the twenty-five societies composing Organized Agriculture will be a dis tinct feature next January. The repre sentatives of the various societies vot ed to combine their efforts in the banquet line and unite in one demon stration in the interests of agricul tural, horticultural, live stock j and dairy production. R. W. McGinnis of Lincoln is the chairman of the banquet committee and will plan the event.' Leading agri cultural, fruit, dairy and live stock ex perts from all parts of the country will be present and will attend the meetings of Organized Agriculture January 18 to 23. Thanksgiving Proclamation Issued. The ‘Thanksgiving proclamation is sued by Governor Morehead calls at tention to the super-thankfulness Ne braska should feel because the coun try is not at war with another coun try or engaged in domestic imbrog lios. The proclamation in part reads: “In keeping with the proclamation of the president of the United States and by the authority of the law vest ed in me as governor, 1 do hereby set aside November 26, 1914. as a day of thanksgiving and praise and recom mend that all out people cease from ordinary’ labor and assemble in their churches and homes and render unto God the praise due unto his name for his great mercies vouchsafed unto us. Not forgetting to seek out those less fortunate and give unto them as the Lord has given unto us. ever keeping in mind that the eternal God is our refuge and underneath are the ever lasting arms.” Seven Candidates for House Speaker. J. N. Norton of Polk, George Jack son, Nelson: G. W. Fuller. Seward; G. W. Meredith. Ashland; W. J. Taylor, P.rokeD Bow; Henry Richmond and Jerry Howard, Dmaha, are aspirants for the speakership of the house dur ing the coming legislature. Norton was floor leader of the democrats during the last session and will be serving his third term as state representative. Horace M. Davis of Ord is the leading candidate for chief clerk of the house. He was assistant chief clerk at the last session. J. W. McKissick. leader of the reactionary forces of the house In the last session, also has been men tioned. Master Bakers Elect Officers. The Master 3akers at their annual meeting elected F. P. Peterson of Omaha, president; A. T. Seeiey, Lin coln. vice president; R. S. Rayne, Omaha, secretary; J. J. Markey, South Omaha, treasurer; and C. W. Ortham, Omaha; George F. Wolz, Fremont, and Robert Tivedale, members of thfe executive committee. The annual af fair was attended by more than bak ers. some of them well known trades men from other states. Rotary Clubs Hold Meeting. About 100 delegates from Omaha, Sioux City, St. Joseph, Kansas City and other western towns held a ses sion or get-together meeting of the central district of the Rotary clubs here. The meeting was more in the line of social than business. Dr. E. Crombie Smith of Kansas City was the principal speaker. Buying Powers to Be Pushed. Right of cities of the first class to vote bonds for purchase of audi toriums and proposal to make it pos sible for hand concerts and park amusements to be carried on by municipal levies in such cities are to be fought for this year by the State Municipal league. Population of Asylum Increases. Count of the inmates at the Lin coln hospital for insane this month shows 100 more than one year ago, according to the report filed by Su perintendent Williams with the gov ernor. The increase is due largely to the cleaning up of numerous county jails and poor farms, where numbers of unfortunates were held last year pending the completion of new quarters at the state institution. — S. A. Allen Member of Dental Board. The state dental board has chosen S. A. Alien of Loup City as a mem ber of the dental examining board for the coming four years. Dr. Alien comes highly recommended to the board. Board Estimates Corn Value. According to reports received by the State Board of Agriculture, the price of new corn in Nebraska aver aged between 52 and 53 cents last week. This was the price offered the farmer. The price quotations ranged from 45 to 60 cents in the various counties of Nebraska. Only about a half dozen quotations at 45 cents were received and these were from counties where the prices quoted seemed to be from farmers interested in buying corn. Potts for Chief Clerk. Representative George Potts of Pawnee county has entered the race as a candidate for chief clerk of the house. He will have several oppo nnts, among them E. E. Ridgway of South Omaha, J. W. McKissick of Beatrice. Mr. Potts was chaiman of the finance committee two years ago and was a candidate for speaker at the opening of the session. McKis Giek ran for speaker at the same time, but the position was given to Dr. Kel ley of Grand Island. Fire destroyed the residence of Charles Stanley, four miles northeast of Guide Rock. A. M. Gustafson of Hyannis was kicked in the face by a vicious horse and may lose his eyesight. Mrs. Sarah Iaines. 74, a pioneer res ident of Gosper county, died at her home in Oxford last week. Many com fields in the vicinity of Kenesaw are yielding from thirty five to forty bushels an acre. Franklin H. Smith has been ap pointed mail letter carrier at Cham bers and Ralph A. Gray at Harvard. The Hooper Telephone company has taken over the Bell at Uehling and will operate the latter's station at that place. The killing of Roy Fox by Ben Gil hrath at Taylor is a the outgrowth of considerable trouble in that section of the country. While trying to "shoot the chutes" ! recently installed at the Revenna I school grounds, Miss Bessie Hosek ; broke her ankle. Arrangements are about completed for the meeting of organized agricul ture to be held at Lincoln during the week of January 18 to 25. Peter Bugay. 13-year-old son of Mrs. Fred Krug, residing about ten miles west of Silver Creek, died from in juries received while hunting. William Ferguson of Webster sold I fifty-six head of thoroughbred hogs j for an average price of $7S. H. H. j McGath of Foster sold twenty head at $72. Frank Barbee, a farmer residing near Crete, sustained a broken arm when a horse he was driving became unmanageable and backed off a bridge. While pulling a shotgun from his buggy, Albert Long of Grand Island suffered an ugly wound in his left arm. The gun was thought to be empty. A gasoline stove explosion started a fire in the home of Melvin Souders ' of Auburn. The fire was extinguished by Mrs. Souders who threw flour on the flames. Christian church ministers of the First district met at Falls City last week. J. K. Shallenberg of Fairbury spoke on “The Social Work of the Church.” Joe Kinney, proprietor of the Pal ace hotel at Kimball, shot and killed his wife when she refused to kiss him, and then turned the gun upon himself. William R. Mulvihill, twenty-eight years old and for sixteen years a tell er at the Merchants National bank of Omaha, took his own life by gas asphyxiation. Miss Gatus. of Nemaha county, who ^vas a candidate for county superin tendent, may ask a recount of the ballots. Miss Gatus was defeated by only eight votes. Joseph Chase, a drayman of Fre mont. had a narrow escape from death when a Union Pacific freight train crashed through his wragon as it was switching. The seven-year-old daughter of Mr. and Mrs. H. Liebke, residing near Grand Island, was run over by an au tomobile owned by S. Darling and painfully injured. More than a thousand people filled the Larson theater at Fremont Sun day night to hear ex-Govemor Patter son of Tennessee and Dr. C. A. Bane ' speak on temperance. The farmers’ institute, recently | closed at Bartlett, was ‘successful in every department. The exhibits were large and varied and a program of addresses and music given. The three-day coursing meet held at Beatrice had fifty-two dogs enter ed. Purses amounting to $620 were divided. Much interest was displayed and a good crowd attended. James A. Covalt, 80, was found dead in his chair at his home near Table Rock. He lived alone, and was found by his daughter. Mrs. David Morris, who resided one-half mile away. Isaac Pierce, a homesteader, who was placed in jail at Valentine await ing an examination for sanity, com mitted suicide by hanging himself by some wire he had taken off the steam pipes. Goods worth $300 were taken from the J. H. LeRoy jew'elry store at Fairbury by burglars who filed through iron window bars. No clue to the identity of the robbers has been secured. While playing with a stick of dyna mite, Ira, the seventeen year old son of Mr. and Mrs. Mose Wright of Al liance, lost his thumb and fore finger from his left hand when the cap ex ploded in his hands. i ne appointment of Dan Norris, cashier of the City National bank of Kearney as a member of the state normal board by Governor Morehead has met with the approval of the business men and citizens of that city. Farmers from four states will gather in Omaha the second week in December for the big farmers' meet ing. The York Knights of Columbus entertained about 350 visiting mem bers of the order from different parts of the state at a big banquet last week and also initiated a class of about fifty into the lodge. Chancellor Avery will probably be the next president of the Nebraska teachers’ association. The votes counted at the conclusion of the meeting at Omaha give him a lead of 450 over his nearest competitor. The Keeler-Coursey company of Al liance has received another car load of Ford automobiles. Rex Dobbs had his nose broken in two places and was severely cut about the head, and Ursal Purdy sus tained an injury to his spine when their touring car went into the ditch west of Beatrice. Glen Crawford, Glen Geyer, Jay Owen and Elbert Baugh of Hastings are the owners of four bicycles stol en last week from a rack at the Y. M. C. A. in that city by what police officers say is a gang of organized iuvenile thieves. • Put That Pain to Use Tlie network of nerves in your body, like the network of wires in a burglar alarm system, gives quick warning when anything is going wrong inside. Looking at it in this way a pain is a useful alarm. Now, kidney weak ness is a dangerous thing—a condition not to be neglected—and it is wise to know and pay attention to the early alarm signals of sick kidneys. Backache is a common warning of congestion or inflammation in the kid neys. It may be dull, nagging pain, or a sharp twinge when stooping or lift ing. There are likely to be disorders of urination, dizziness, headaches, and drowsy, despondent, tired feelings. It is very hard to strengthen weak kidneys at first, but neglect invites rheumatic or neuralgic attacks, gravel, dropsy, and fatal Bright’s disease. Ae a special medicine for weak kid neys Doan's Kidney Pills have been used for years all over the civilized world, and surely are considered relfi able. The patient can always help the medicine immensely, how'ever, by diet ing lightly, using little or no liquor, tea or coffee, keeping regular hours and drinking lots of pure water. TSnrp Piotar* ^ — M"'w £ ‘7 can hardly straighten up. ’* Ab to Doan's Kidney Pills, read th* follow ing enthusiastic endorsement by one who has tested them. IN A BAD WAY Physician Predicted More Se rious Results M. Campbell, Soldiers* and Sailors’ Home. Burkett, Neb., says: “I honestly believe that Doan's Kidney Pills saved my life. 1 had kidney ailments for years and none of the remedies 1 tried gave me more than slight relief. I couldn’t turn over in bt*d without help and the least move brought on awful pains through my back. The kidney secretions were unnatural and burned ter ribly in passage. Physicians said the trou ble would soon develop into Bright’s disease. A friend advised me to try Doan’s Kidney Pills and I did. I get the first relief I had ever had and as I continued using Doan’s Kidney Pills the trouble gradually disap peared. My kidneys have been in good working order ever since and I am certainly grateful for this* cure. Another of my fam ily had kidney trouble and in this case, too, Doan’s Kidney Pills made a cure. Thera is nothing equal to them in relieving kidney disorders.” “When Your Back is Lame—Remember the Name" (GAN’S KIDNEY PILLS Sold by all Dealers.. price 50 cents. Foster-Milbum Co, Buffalo, N. Y, Proprietors DEFENDS POPULAR REMEDIES Speaker Says Newspapers Should In vestigate Merits of Medicines Be fore Barring Advertisements. That an organized attempt has been made to blacken the reputation of the popular family remedies of this coun try, and to mislead the newspaper publishers into rejecting the adver tising of such medicines, was the charge made by Carl J. Balliett. of i Buffalo. X. Y„ at the convention of the Advertising Affiliation at Detroit. Mr. Baliiett is a director of the Pro- ; prietarv Association of America, which ; includes in its membership two hun dred firms which make the popular prepared medicines of America. Mr. Balliett pointed out that it is the duty of the newspaper publisher to refuse the advertising of any fake or fraudulent medicine, Just as it is his duty to refuse any fake or fraudu lent advertising, but it is not right to shut down on all medical advertising because there have been some fakers, any more than it would be right to refuse to publish all department store advertising because certain stores have made a practice of lying about j bargain sales. Disease and death are mysteries People who are perfectly well are skeptical. They laugh at the time worn patent medicine joke, just as they laugh again and again over the ; many variations of the operation joke —“The operation was a success but j the patient died.” This so-called hu mor has perhaps hurt the medicine business with well people, but when the hitherto healthy man feels a se- , vere pain or illness, he immediately wants medicine, and will bless the cure whether it be at the hands of a regular doctor, a homeopath, an osteo- j path, a Christian Scientist or patent medicine. There is nothing more deadly than disease; nothing more honorahie than to cure it. Mr. Balliett refuted the idea sought to be spread about that patent medi cines are unpopular by showing that from 1900 to 1912 the amount of pre pared medicines consumed in America increased from $100,000,000 to $160, 000.000 annually. He showed that, al though the American Medical Associ ation is trying as an organization to exterminate so-called patent medi cines. the family doctor, individually, Is not fighting then^ but prescribing them. He estimated that 40% of the prescriptions written by doctors today include proprietary medicines. The writings of Dr. Harvey W. Wi ley, he said, have also aimed to de stroy confidence in proprietary medi cines; but that Dr. Wiley’s ideas are not infallible is shown by cases where his analyses were entirely wrong. Mr. Balliett mentioned a case where, with all the power of the Government, he fought a preparation as being danger ous to health, aud was ingloriously walloped. There has been spread the idea that a cleve- faker can mix a few useless ingredients ar.d. by smart advertising, sell tons of it and win sudden wealth; whereas, as a matter of fact, the medi cine business is notoriously difficult, and. w here there has been one success at it, there have been a hundred fail ures. Any medicine which has no merit cannot live, because persons who are duped into buying it once will not buy it again, and the profit from advertising a medicine can only come from repeat sales to the same, satis fied people. Therefore, any medicine which has been on the market for a number of years, and is still adver tised, must have merit behind it to ac count for its success. In conclusion Mr. Balliett declared that no newspai>er is doing justice to its readers in the matter of medical or other advertising, unless it investi gates, not only the wording of the ad vertiser! ent offered for publication, but the merits of the article adver tised. He pointed out that the few newspapers who have been deluded into the policy of barring out medical advertising have adopted this general policy, rather than to form an inves tigation bureau of this kind which could, in, a constructive and useful ef fort, investigate and decide what a good product, and what is a fraud, in not only the medicine business, but In every other business which adver tises its wares to the public. The audience seemed to agree with Mr. Balliett’s ideas on the subjec and the chairnjan decided the question at Issue in his favor. Awful Naughty. "Bobby, I suppose you say your prayers every night.” “Yes’m.” “And what are the things you pray for?” “Mostly that pop won't find out what I’ve been doin’ through the day.” It is often better to say nothing than to say tile wrong thing.—Pittsburgh Sun. m Farmers to Help. Yonkers, N. Y„ has a Housewives' league that has started an investiga tion of the high prices being charged by the local dealers. Mrs. H. M. Crow- j der, at the head of the league, cau tioned the members against laying in too large supplies and urged them to buy more economically than ever. The farmers jvill be asked to co-operate with the league and keep the mem bers supplied. Mixed Metaphor. "Why do you want to run an auto mobile?” "To keep in the swim.” Of Like Nature. “What do you think of this jewel press story?” “It s a gem.” Den t Persecute Your Bowels Cat out cathartics and purgatives. They fcTB brutal, harsh, unnecessary. CARTER’S LITTLE LIVER PILLS Purely vegetable. Acti gently on the liver, eliminate bile, and, soot he the delicate^ membrane ot thej bowel. Curej Constipation, Biliousness, Sick Head- - ache and Indigestion, as millions know. SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. Genuine must bear Signature W. N. U„ OMAHA, NO. 46-1914. —Weak Heart ^ Many people suffer from weak hearts. They may experience shortness of breath on exertion, pain over the heart, or dizzy feelings, oppressed breathing after meals or their eyes become blurred, the heart is not sufficiently strong to pump blood to the extremities, and they have cold hands and feet, or poor appetite because of weakened blood supply to the Btomach. A heart toaic and alterative should be taken which has no bad after-effect. Such is ! Dr. Pierce*s Golden Medical Discovery which contains no dangerous narcotics or alcohol. It helps the human system in the constant manufacture of rich, red blood. It helps the stomach to assimilate or takeup the proper elements from the food, thereby helping digestion and curing dyspepsia, heart-burn and many uncomfortable symp toms, stops excessive tissue waste in convalescence from fevers; for the run down, anemic, thin-blooded people, the “Discovery” i3 refreshing and vitalizing. j in liquid or tablet form at most drug stores or send SO one-cer t stamps far trial box to Dr.Piercs’s Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y. j on Circulatory Organ* in the "Medical Adviser"—A French doth ra page, ml on receipt of 31 one-eent itamp*. .ridre a, above. Catarrhal Fever 3 to C doses often cure One 60-cent bottle SI'OHN’S guaranteed to cure a case. Safe for any mare, horse or colt. Dozen bottles lo. Get it of druggists, harness dealers or direct from manufacturers, express paid. SPOHN*8 is the best preventive of all forms of distemper. SPOHN MEDICAL CO., , Chemists and Bacteriologists, Goshen* Ind., C. S. A. True to His Principles. A newcomer to Idaho from the strictly prohibition state of Kansas had the misfprtune one wintry day to fall into the rapids of a swift-run ning river when the thermometer stood several degrees below z' ro. He was saved with difficulty, and his clothes became a rattling sheath of ice before his rescuers could get him to the nearest saloon. “What'll you have, Dan?” inquired the barkeep,” solicitously. The Kansan opened his eyes and answered weakly: “Guess 111 take a glassful of lemonade."—Lippincott’s. Good Place. “What's on the carpet?” “I think some sweeping charges.”— Baltimore American. If you wish beautiful, clear, white :lothes, use Red Cross Ball Blue. At all rood grocers. Adv. Being kind to a rich mother in-law may be a good investment. Sure, Mawruss! Credit Man—No, we can’t sell you those goods on four months' time. Isaacs—Vy not? I gifts you my note. Credit Man—But your notes do not sell on the street. Isaacs—Mine gracious no; or I vould go home and make notes instead of clothing.—Boston Transcript. Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle ol CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it Bears the Signature -.1 In Use For Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria A woman’s idea of economy is to trade some old thing she needs for some new thing she has no earthly use for. A school of salesmanship is the lat est annex to the educational facilities of New Orleans. Rheumatism Muscle Colds “It is easy to use and quick to respond. No work. Just £ apply. It penetrates without rubbing.” j ■ Read What Others Say 3 ! "Have used your Liniment very successfully in a case of rheumatism, and ' a ways nave a Dottle on Dana in | case of a cold or sore throat. I l wish to, say I think it one of | the best of household remedies. 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