EPITOME OF EVENTS PARAGRAPHS THAT PERTAIN TO •SANT SCBJECTS. ABE SHORT 30! INTERESTING Br tf Me-t.rwi of Wm! is Transpiring la V*ri|iA Stct.cr.t of Our Osn ana Foreign Countries WASHINGTON T.r mui» rv«( ..med ih*- a'rrttsle PKniw-m- <-mn. .aston to iateMiutt fluent That retries : ji« been r««lt ed fr n. ratlrm* ;* by the luited Hist#* isteel ii>r|iuraii'm See retary ut-ou adversely r#-p»rt H ust the | an t*» p 4f» d< -* M t'ul lott: ttt UIimixNs. To admiti.-tral.cn o! Alas ka Sena.{or ffln- bill, amended •o as to prohibit any ratal fine de llrer> rinvr. after June neit, ft-oot rwr-Httnc more tliau $1 :'*neral Hnrle-son 1« tvl aa ord. r dire* ting that parcel of mien .llaueoua primed matter weii-hibg ii.ore than four pound* shall l» Bnespli d for null ng at parcel |«*-t rat*-* »ben within the limit of ».r* and weight for pare- I pust mat ter Further hearten* <*« the p opowil to I l>*tr the fitOMwl taL* liter iml* | at *i l fields iu Oklahoma and ctstne-t a ptp*- line to !*•.• Coif of Miikii to caasene a ftief supply to the hat) *w held at the Interior d* twirls»-ht before « onunUeinner Sella | of the Indian office. and l.lent* nanl Cuaaaatir llnyd of the naty. de •s.-aed b» Secretaries l_ino and , lain- > to make the m.jury DOMESTIC. the done of the eapitoi at Wash Inr 'ii ha* recent|y been reuot atinl • ith uttv Air tons of ]»aixit. <*f T .'t utfitial bti.ls m the Unit ed >Me» i «|; hale appi «* James I* Plo-laa of 8u hiadsrb has formally announc ed hts uaddart for the democrat W tuu.:iab"t for l ulled States senator “I alarerely hop* that when the *ew charter «d New York city ;s pre sented tu the state legislature n vlll fonts in a ttx.ils.on for the netll of (he mayor, la order that the people of the city may recall him. If bis poll re* are not nght.“ Ma; or Mttchel • >i« at a tambeoa gum at the city tab < f .Va York Senator I ottr «*i*e o| fTtiio baa pre seated to 1‘tetidrtit Wilson the name of ltepre~entame Sharp of Ohio for •hlanihir t»» Nttaaia. The president le would take the name under *M*raUoh t.itt.ird hot. former . hief for eater of the t utted Stales ha- been forte*!!) tented to be til** progre-Kive candidate io.- I'n.ted Stab-* senator from Penns t It an ta to succeed Holes Penrose. The invitation was extend ml al a r-inference of Washington party leaders at Harrisburg. Pa. Tke I •tlud Main*- Uartl of kn prevent the epro-ad of •auilp'i Thirteen lk ia Washington. ia promising the Wilson and succeeding aavuKtratXt. a demonstration of wkal “ptl U-n* publicity" really la. 'Irat bulletin of wkal ia known aa tkr national voters- league kaa been tau»-d It contains auur spicy facta. MarCaa are totat to be popular again Ikta year a moot the women of IwabM'tt. curding to deetgnera who ate • tbiMtwt at a atyle abow opened wnter tie autpko* of the Chicago Utrurat Manufacturer's aaaociation. The Miaaoari Slate Hoard of Par goo* deriioed to grant commutation •r panJua to FYedorirk Seymour l lurd' Harringi m.i who tiaa nerved w*ea tewra for the murder of James l> Mr kaa. • wealthy stockman. June 17 |u»r Harrington claims to be a member of the Ktgttsh nobility, a a e William Ask. member of a band of asranteffetters. *ho made $S hank Motes to Troy. N Y. and circulated iB \ca York, baa been aontenc gd to t» »B tk® ,§itn* P®** tt AUwiUl loe Tinker mys the Federals plan a raid of minor baseball league*. • • • The Original manuscript of Bret Harte a 1 hankful Blos*om,” brought 17 ‘ at :.n auction in New York. | Prefer Ik W. Vanderbilt's yacht Warrior, which went aground recent |y off lb* coast <>i Columbia, has been floated and is being lowed to Jamai ca * * * . Th- revision ci inmitteo of the New York cotton ez< hange. decided at it? monthly meeting to make no change u the different’* s between grades of - s!
    Charloite C. Rhodes, president of the woman's party of Cook county conios out Oat footed for tlie aboli tion oi tobacco smoking on the strict ears of t Imago and her party fol lowers have fired several hot resolu tiona ai "the degrading and intoler able practice." "This country should have a com merce court similar to tho.-o in sev oral Kuroi* an countries to protect shipper- from the railroads." said K. \\. Broekman. head of a St. I>ouis pro duce company, in an address before the convention of the Western Fruit Jobbers' association at Kansas City recently Mr Brockman charged ' ih i mi trous complexity of the law with it tc< hniealiii- s' enabled the railroad- to sue millions of dollars every yea that rightfully should go to shippers for losses and damages FOREIGN. Turkey win participate in the Pana ina Paefic exposition. The nib of discount of the Bank ol AU'Ti.i his lee) reduced from 5 te 4’2 per cent. No creo. nee is given to rumors cir culated that an attempt had been made on th< life of King Alfonso. A strong coni mental demand ap ' peared for the Ja.iinp.OOo South Afri • an gold ofiered in the open market at I-oudon Th> French aviator. Car&ix. estab 'islied a new altitude record with five pa*s*-ngere ascending to a height of 7.3S2 feet. The Netherlands government de ' cided to send a Mutch w arship to take part in the ceremonies at the opening of the Panama canal. Tlte t'nited States battleships New Hampshire. Kansas. Minnesota and l-ouisiana of the Atlantic fleet have arrived at Cuantaamn, Cuba, from Mexican waters (Hear Admiral Walter C. Cowles, commander in chief of the Pacific fb-et w:ih Twelve officers and Ilia blue jackets from the cruiser Pittsburgh now lying at Manzanillo visited at Cuadaljora. The visit was merely one <>f courtesy and recreation. The sailors were entertained by the \tnerican colony. Tills is the second vt-it made by Hear \dmiral Cowles to (luaiialajora. Tlie herring fishery on the west coast of Newfoundland, in which a number of Canadian and American vi- - I- engagi-d. closed with a total catch of t;:..r,ou barrels against 71.Ton barrels last year A treaty was signed ijt Teheran by j the American minister to Persia, Ptiarlcs \V Russell, and the Persian : foreign minister agr»>eing to refer for advice to an imperial arbitration . commi-slon all differences incapable of settlement by ordinary diplomatic i means. The success of the -ecent Prussian 1 loan of approximately $90,000.<>00 in treasury notes at 1 per cent has led the government to decide on a further issue of $50,000,000 on the same terms. • • • At a conference between the Brit ish and Scandinavian steamship lines engaged in the trans-Atlantic trade, it was decided that they should act together in the threatened passenger [ rate war. An organization was creat ed to take the measures necessary to protect the interests of the lines. • • • By a large majority the British Co lombia Federation of Labor at a meeting at Westminister, B. C.. | adopted a protest against the entrance ; of Asiatics into British Columbia on ; any terms. • • • The American Red Cross society has been granted by the Chinese gov ernment a year in which to obtain $80,000,000 to carry' out a project for controlling the river Ifwai. whose i overflow have Hitherto caused every ! voir great loss of life and damage to property. NOT A GOOD POLICY PRESIDENT DOES NOT FAVOR FREE CANAL TOLL. _ GIVES HIGH PflAISE TO BRYAN In a Letter to a Baltimore Friend Wilson Pays Glowing Tribute to the Secretary of State. Baltimore.—President Wilson, in a ! letter to William L. Marbury of this . city, says that the exemption of American coastwise ships from Pan ama canal tolls “constitutes a very mistaken policy from every' point of view and benefits for the present, at any rate, only monopoly.” The pres ident also pays a high tribute to Sec retary of State Bryan. The letter follows: "My Dear Mr. Marbury: “1 have your letter of January JO • • * with regard to the question of canal tolls my opinion is very clear. The exemption constitutes a very mistaken policy from every point of view, it is economically unjust.; as a matter of fact it benefits, for the present at any rate, only a monopoly, and it seems to me in clear violation of the terms of the Hay-Pauneefote treaty. There is, of course, much honest difference of opinion as to the last point, but it is at least debatable, and if the promises we make in such matters are debatable. I for one do not care to debate them. 1 think the country would prefer to let no question arise as to its whole hearted purpose to redeem its prom ises in the light of any reasonable construction of them mther than de bate a point of honor. "Your reference to the secretary of state shows how comprehensively you haves looked on during the last few months. Not only have Mr. Bryan's character, his justice, his sincerity, his transparent integrity, his Christian principle, made a deep | impression upon all with whom he has dealt, but his tact in dealing with men of many sorts, his capacity for business, his mastery of the prin ciples of each matter lie lias been called upon to deal with, have cleared away many a difficulty and have giv en to the policy of the State depart ment a definiteness ami dignity that are very admirable. I need not say what pleasure and profit I, myself, have taken from close association with Mr Bryan or how thoroughly he has seemed to all of us who are associated with him here to deserve | not only our confidence, but our af 1 feet innate admiration. "Sincerely yours, "WOODROW WILSON.’* Will Have a Free Hand. Washington- Organization of the permanent force of officials and em ployes to operate the Panama canal lias been entruVed to Colonel George IV. Goethals, who becomes first gov ernor of the canal April 1. Cnder an >rd«-r by President Wilson, issued at Jie request of Secretary Garrison, md just made public. Colonel Goeth ils is 'authorized to make appoint ments and fix salaries, exercising his j nvn judgment as to the force needed, i it is estimated that the number of men will be about 2,500. The only ex ceptions to the new governor's right jf appointment are in the cases of ;he district judge, the district attor ney and the clerk of the court, whose ii signation is retained in the hands ; >t the president under the terms of :he canal act. Nominations Are Referred. Washington.—The senate inter state Commerce committee has refer red to a subcommittee the nomina ions of Winthrop M. Daniels of New Jersey, and Henry Clay Hall of Colo rado Springs, to fill vacancies on the nterstate Commerce commission. Several republican members, among | hem Senators l>a Follette and Cum 1 mins, have expressed a desire to look i nto the qualifications of the presi lent's appointees for these posts. Propose Sharp As Ambassador. Washington. D. C.r- Senator Pome rent* of Ohio presented to President Wilson the name of Representative Sharp of Ohio for ambassador to Russia. Progressives Oppose Merger. Portland, Ore.—The progressives of (he state have rejected a proposal of the republicans for amalgamating the two parties. It was decided to place a complete ticket in the field at the state election and to oppose any form of merger. Trade Cmmissin Is Urged. Washington.—J. R. Moorehead of Islington, Mo., secretary of the Na tional Federation of Retail Mer chants. spoke for an international trade commission before the house. Will Have $180,000 Building. Washington. L>. O.—Charge Harvey , at Santiago. Chile, has advhed the ( state department that the bill appro | priating $180,000 gold for the Chilean ; participation in the San Francisco ex position has passed both houses of the Chilean congress. Rejects Resolution for Impeachment. Washington.— Dispatches front Min ister Sullivan say the Dominican sen ate has rejected the resolution of the lower house for the impeachment of President Bordas. A Drastic Bill. Washington, D. C.—A bill to pro hibit the interstate transportation of so-CAlled strike-breakers has been liv* troduced in the house by Representa* tive Baltz of Illinois. It also prohibits I the interstate ahipment of arms or ; ammunition for strike-breakers. Treaty With Denmark Signed. Washington, D. C.—Secretary Bry an signed a peace treaty with Den mark. providing for the submission of a question in dispute to a commis sion. BRIEF NEWS OF NEBRASKA Fremont is agitating an auditorium project. Floyd Smith was accidentally shot during a wolf hunt south of York. The Wabash Grain company will erect a new elevator at that place. Jack Neice of Hyannis broke an arm while cranking an automobile. August Schultz of Germantown is dead from the effects of blood poison ing. A number of well-developed cases of smallpox have been discovered at Salem. The next meeting of the Nebraska Bottlers' association will be held at Hastings. There is a movement on foot for the organiza.ion of a local Y. M. C. A. at Havelock. Two hundred carloads of alfalfa and alfalfa meal have been shipped from Shelton the i«st fall and winter. The Fremont retail merchants' asso ciation is opposed to the support cff a baseball club at that place in 1914. Over 3.000 men have attended the religious meetings of the Y. M. C. A. at Beatrice in the past three months. Burglars visited the home of Wil liam Yager at Hastings and appro priated a diamond ring valued af $125. More hay has been baled and shipped from Albion this winter than in all the years it has been a shipping station. Bernard, the seven year-old son of U. G. Chapman, living a mile south east of Wymore, was drowned while skating. Medill McCormick of Chicago will be one of the speakers at the bull moose rally and banquet at I.incoln. February 11. Mrs. John Weiland. near Madison, suicided by hanging herself in the barn. It is thought she suddenly be came insane. An amateur horseshoe tournament was held at Exeter last week in which a large number of devotees of that sport took part. It is thought by these in charge of the bank that failed at Superior re cently that it will realize about fifty per cent on its liabilities. The Utica Farmers' Elevator com pany declared a 2fi per cent dividend at its annual business meeting last week -the largest in its existence. Farmers in the vicinity of Fairbury are having trouble with gophers in their alfalfa fields. The gophers have destroyed the roots of many plants. Eight wolves were sighted, but only one was killed at a big circle hunt held in the vicinity of Rockford About two hundred men and boys par ticipated. Three prisoners confined in the Cass county Jail made an unsuccessful at tempt to escape by digging their way out. They were frustrated by the jailer's wife. After Isaac Latroc, an Omaha la borer, bad spent seven years in sea soning the wood and constructing a violin, someone stole It. and Isaac It disconsolate. The Platte river cut through the big dyke at North Rond, carrying out thousands of sacks of sand and caus ing damage amefftbting to many hun dreds of dollars. While digging a sewer trench at Crab Orchard, workmen unearthed the skeleton of a man at a depth of three feet, that had evidently been there for several years, and authorities are In vest iga ting. The larges' number of applicants for citizenship ever examined in Lan caster county appeared before Judge Cornish at Lincoln one day last week and 14S prospective citizens took oul first papers. Mrs. Henry Kemplin and two daughters bad a narrow escape from asphyxiation when the hard coal stove at their home in Lincoln exploded dur ing the night and filled the house with a deadly gas. Game Warden Rutenbeck and W. J. O'Brien, superintendent of state fish hatcheries, are investigating the effect on fishes of throwing refuse mattei from the Reatrice Gas company plant into the Bit ■ river. Sixty-two conversions resulted from the revival services Just closed at the First M. E. church at Fremont. Elizabeth Rehn was knocked down by a switch engine as she was cross ing the tracks at Hastings and se verely but not seriously bruised and injured. , A number oT horses have died in the neighborhood of Mynard with what the veterinary surgeons call cornstalk disease. When an animal Is nfTected with it he becomes crazed, and often runs into any obstruction which may be In the way. Some have been killed in that manner. The five-year-old daughter of Frank Finney, at McCook, got a kernel of corn in her ear. and it required sev eral hours' work on the part of a physician before It was removed. While George Clay, an Omaha col ored sport, was entertaining a iium ber of friends at a week-end house party, two strangers entered, held up the company and relieved them of six dollars Moving pictures will be introduced as a regular feature of the Christian church services at Hastings by the new pastor. Rev. J. E. Holly, who has an up-to-date outfit of his own. Wenzel Landkamcr. an eleven-vear old Powell boy. received numerous bad burns on the face and head when a 22 target rifle that had been con verted into a shotgun "back-fired” when he discharged it at a rabbit. At the second annual convention of Nebraska commercial club secretaries, just concluded at Lincoln, the follow ing officers were elected: A. M. Con ner of Grand Island, president; R. E. Riley of Fairburv, secretary-treasurer; W. E. Whitten. Lincoln: W. A. Ellis. Omdha; S. D. Thompson. Neligh; J. E. Tlllotson. Harvard; C. O. Wertz, Crawford, vice presidents. The discovery of several cases of measles in a school room at Hastings resulted in a holiday for the pupils and a thorough fumigation of the building. A cream separator being operated by Mrs. Lars Nelson, near Upland, ex ploded. throwing pieces of the ma chine in every direction, but the lady miraculously escaped without a scratch, but very badly frightened. Carl Grandlund of Holdrege will probably lose an eye as a result <*t the accidental discharge of an air gnn while it was being examined by a playmate. DOESN’T WANT PRINTING TO GO OUT OF STATE. GOSSIP FROM STATE CAPITAL Items of Interest Gathered from R* liable Sources and Presented in Condensed Form to Our Readers. SS'vstirn Newspaper Union News Serv.ce. During the mouth of February ex tensive meetings will be held at forty eight different Nebraska i-oirtts by the department of agricultural extension. A short course will be in session each week. A total of ninety-six days’ work has already been scheduled. Probably more meetings will be added before the month closes. February is one of the heaviest months. In addition to the meetings scheduled, a number of the county demonstrators are planning meetings for almost every day of the month. Not counting the demonstrators* meetings, a total for the first four months in the season of one hundred and sixty different points reached in the state and three hundred and five days’ work, will be reached, according to C. W. Pugsley, superintendent of agricultural extension. The following is a list of meeting dates: Emerson. F«-brviry ?. Dakota City. February 9 and 10. Winm-hag*. February 10 and 11. Walthill. February 11 and 12. Craig. February 12. 13 and 14. Wymort . February* 10 and 11. Ouidf* Rock. February 11 and 12. Franklin. February 12 and 13. Xaponee. February* 13 and 14. Hubbell February 14. Prairie CKii) Church. February 16. Ofbh-n. F-bruary 17. Wood River. February 17 and IS. Hampton, February Is and 19. Waco. February 19 and 20. Peru. February 16 and 17. Brock. February 17 and 7 5. Dunbar. February 15 and 19. Syracuse, February 19 and 20. Palmyra. February' and 21. Tekamah county church. February 17 Rosalie. February 19. Mact-y. February 20. .lohnson. F* lvruary 23. 24 and 27. Humboldt. February 27. and 26. Sterling. February 26. Adams. February 27. Firth. February 28. Portland. February 27 and 28. Keystone. February 24. T,e\velk*n. February 23. Useo. February 26. Broadwater, February 27. Short Courses. Newman drove, February 2 to 7. (in-sham. February 9 to 14. Vnsley. February 16 to 20. TVlinden. February 23 to 27. Must Comply With State Laws. Upon application of Charles D. Traphagen, citizen and taxpayer. Judge Stewart of the district court has granted a temporary restraining order forbidding Harry C. Lindsay, reporter of the supreme court, delivering to the E. AV. Stephens Printing company of Columbia. Mo. manuscript opin ions of the state supreme court for volume No. 95 of such reports; also forbiddiug William B. Howard, state auditor, delivering to the Stephens ' Printing company warrants in pay ment for volumes printed by it. and forbidding Walter A. George, stats treasurer, paying any such warrant An injunction is sought on the ground. ; that at the time the state printing ; board let the contract to the Missouri corporation to pjint, bind and deliver ten volumes or the supreme court re pons, on Aurust 27, 1913. that cor poration was without authority to do business in the state of Nebraska, not has it ever since that date complied writh the laws of this state relative to foreign corporations. Wants Teachers to Attend. Suggestion that every Nebraska •ehool district containing an accred ited high school should allow one rep resentative teacher therefrom to at tend the national meeting of the de partment of superintendents of the National Educational association, is made to school boards of the state in form letters sent out by State Super intendent Deizell. In letters to the teachers he says; “We are sending a letter to your board of education re questing them to pay your expenses on this trip. You will notice by the enclosed schedule that you will have an opportunity to seeing many his torical places and enjoying the same. I trust you can arrange to go with us.’’ Members of the Nebraska Legists tiva league are to hold a big reunion and banquet here sometime during the month of February. To Gather Shipping Statistics Records of all 1913 shipment by railroads and by express companies of the state will be gathered by the state labor commission on blanks now being sent out. The returns which are to be sent not later than March 1. include the number of cattle, hogs, horses and mules: the number or bushels oi corn, apples, barley, oats, onions, pop corn, potatoes, rye and wheat; the number of brick; the gallons of cider cream, ice cream, milk, syrup and sorghum and vinegar and all products raised in the state. Measures Are Rejected. Thirty-eight* weights and measures were condemned at Fremont last week by an inspector for the state food com mission who made a general examina tion of the weights and measures in commercial use there. Twenty-two of the rejected articles were liquid meas ures which dealers were using in their business for dry products. The cubic contents of liquid pints, quarts and gallons are less than those in dry measures of the same denominations. Eleven weights used on scales were also thrown out. In pursuance of his policy to re quire monthly statements from all of his appointees and their subordinates in regard to their use of railroad mile age paid for by the state. Governor Morehead intends to have the reports made out on a special blank form, giv lng full information on every trip taken, the exact mileage used for each trip and other essential facts. These statements will be sent in at the end of the month to the governor's office, accompanying the vouchers for sal aries and expenses. They will be cheeked over in the executive office. FINE SPORT IN SWITZERLAND Many Thousards of Winter Tourists Throng Alpise Resorts on Pleas ure Bent. Geneva. — The Engradine express bow runs daily until March 9, drawing Its loads of duchesses who want fun. Americans who want health, rich peo pie who want notoriety, and all the rest, half-way across Europe, to set them down on the crisp snows of St Moritz or Iiavos in little more than twenty-four hours after their farewells were waved in London. One of the advantages of January I in the Alps is that a winter sport cen Country of Skiers’ Delight. ! ter affords amusement for every- mem ber of a family party. The elders skate and curl and play bridge in the evenings, the smallets child can to boggan. while young people are eager ly learning ski-ing or ice-hockey, or negotiating the ice-run. Indeed, It is estimated that this winter the Alpine army of skiers will number close upon 100,000 men in Central Europe. The German and Austrian Federations of the Ski have insured their members, who now number 40.000. against acci dents with a German firm at nomi nal rates. In Switzerland there are over 40,000 persons who employ the ski for sport i and even work, while in France and Italy the sport is becoming more popu lar every winter, and the two countries could now account for at least 20.000 devotees of the wooden shoes. This estimate does not include the number of soldiers on skis who in winter guard the mountain frontiers in Cen tral Europe across the Alpine passes BLANQUET SHOT THE RULER A Trophy From Maximilian Worn by Mexican War Minister—Recalls Tragic History. City of Mexico.—The *20 gold piece that Gen. Aueriliano Blanquet, Mexico's minister of war. always wears on his watch charm, was ex plained by him recently, it was given him by Maximilian, emperor of Mexi co, elder brother of Emperor Francis Joseph of Austria-Hungary, when the ill-starred head of the Mexican em pire was shot by a firing squad at Queretaro in 1S67. ltlanguet was ser geant of the squad "Who gives the final shot?*' Maxi rcilian asked as he made ready for the ordeal. Blanquet modestly admitted that it would fall to his lot to place a revolver bullet through the back ol Maximilian’s neck, severing the spinal cord, to make sure of the work of the firing squad's rifles "Very well,” replied the emperor “take this gold piece as a souvenir and see that you do a thorough job." Blanquet has worn the gold piece ever since, but rarely tells where he got it. WON'T LEAVE PRISON HOME A Pardon Fails to Drive Away a Mary land Convict—Goes Away But Returns. Baltimore.—Pardoned by Governor Goldsborough December 21, 1913, aftei serving 15 years, Matthew Jones, a. prisoner in the. Maryland penitentiary refused to leave. Although he is giver absolute freedom about the institution and permitted to go out when he chooses, he always comes back. He has visited every moving pic I ture show in the neighborhood of the I penitentiary. With his own money j about $70 turned over to.him when his pardon was granted, he is free to dc 1 what he chooses. But the outside [ world seems uninviting. He doesn'l know what to do nor where to go. "I’ll be back,” he always tells the authorities as he strolls out. ASKS $10,000 FOR A KISS. Zanesville Miss Says Millionaire Sheet and Mill Owner Stole One From Her. Zanesville, O.—A kiss, stolen, ol course, is valued at $10,000 by Miss Emma J. Evans, a servant girl ol William L. Simpson, millionaire sheet mill owner of Zanesville and Middle town. Miss Evans filed a suit for $10,000 damages against Simpson, claiming that on Dec. 4 while she was pursuing her duties in the defendant’s barn, he threw his arms around her neck and kissed her. The defendant is vice president ol the American Rolling Mill company. Simpson is about sixty-five years oid j and the girl thirty. Marriage Unpopular In New York. New York—There are 750,000 men and women in New York under thirty five who are not married and so far as appearances go intend to remain single, according to Rev. George Van dewater, who advocates social centers to bring these young nersons together In Winter Peruna Catarrh Tonic For COUGH'S &. COLDS MU Samuel McKinley, 1215 Grand Ave., Kansas City, Ma, writes: "I can honestly say that I owe my life to Peruna. Traveling from town to town, and having to go Into all kinds of badly heated buildings, ply ing my trade as auctioneer. It Is only natural that I had colds fre quently. •'Last December I contracted a severe cold which, through neg lect on my part, settled on my chest. I heard of Peruna. It cured me, so X cannot praise; It too highly.” Those who prefer tablets to liquid medicines can now procure Peruna in tablet form. The Wretchedness of Constipation Can quickly be overcome by CARTER’S LITTLE LIVER PILLS. Purely vegetable —act surely and j gentJy on the liver. Cure A Biliousness, Head- i ache, 2 Dizzi- ^ Carters ness, and Indigestion. They do their duty SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. Genuine must bear Signature EYE ACHES Pettits Lye Salve UNCLE DAVE'S BELATED LUCK Twenty Years of Unprofitable Time Was What Worried the Ola Gentleman. Charley Sessions, secretary of stab says that while he was taking his summer vacation up in Minnesota a couple of years ago he met a charac ter at the little village up in the woods, known as “Uncle Dave," says the Topeka (Kansas) Capital. The old man's only occupation was carry ing the sack of mail over from tin depot to the postoffice once a day. It was all he could do to subsist and it was a mighty lean subsistence at that. Last year, when Secretary St s sions went back again on his vacation he did not see “Uncle Dave" and asked where he was. He was in formed that “Uncle Dave” had gone to Minneapolis to have a blowout. Charley was surprised that “Uncle Dave" had been able to gather enough money to go to Minneapolis. “ 'Unt ie Dave’ has had a streak of luck," said his informant. "He went over here to a neighboring town and fell through a hole in the sidewalk. He sued the town and they compromised by agree ing to pay ‘Uncle Dave’ a pension of $75 a month.” Some days after that Charley met “Uncle Dave," who told him ail about his good fortune. “Yes sir,” said “Uncle Dave,” “1 am in big luck, but think what a time I might have had if I had found that hole 20 years ago.” Private of the Line. Private Judkins was the newest of recruits on the Texas border. Tne corpora] sent him back to the quar termaster for a rope. Private Smiff kins eyed him on his errand, and in quired what sort of rope he wanted. "I don't know,” answered Judkins. “Well, I'll tell you,” Smiffkins volun teered, and he did. Judkins went on and tackled the quartermaster. "Corporal sent me for 40 feet -of skirmish line, sir," he said. Located Him. One evening, when a water inspector was going his round, he stopped at one of the mains in a busy street to turn off the water owing to. some repairs. He had just put the handle on the tap and begun turning when a hand was placed on his shoulder by a tipsy gen tleman. who said, in a drunken tone. “So 1 have found you at last, have l? It's you that's turning the street round, is it?’ It is human nature to expect a deal er to sell you two 15 cent articles for a quarter. Appetite Finds Ready Satisfaction In a bowi of Post Toasties and Cream. Thin, crisp bits of In dian Corn — cooked and toasted so that they have a delicious flavour— Wholesome Nourishing Easy to Serve — sold by Grocers every where.