TARIFF CHANGES OF INTEREST TO WOMEN m Washington.—Following are the changes made by the new tariff bill in the rates charged for imports of household necessities: Present law. New taw. Sugar .48.5 per cent. Free after Marsh 1, 1914. Tea .Free. Free. Coffee .Free. Free. Salt.1 pound 7 cents. Free. Bread .25 per cent. 25 per cent Milk ...Gallon, 2 cents. Free. Cream .5 cents. Free. Eggs .Dozen, 5 cents. Free. Butter .Pound, 6 cents. 2'/a cents. Oatmeal .Pound, 1 cent. 1-3 cent Flour .Barrel, 45 cents. Free. Cheese .Pound, 6 cents. 2/2 cents. Meat .10 per cent Free. Wool yarns .79.73 per cent 18.90 per cent Wool blankets.72.90 per cent 30.90 per cent Wool underwear.93.90 per cent. 35.70 per cent Wool clothing .79 per cent. 35 percent Wool dress goods for women and children.99.7 per cent 35 per cent Cotton clothing.50 per cent. 30 per cent Cotton table damask. .40 per cent. ' 25 per cent Cotton collars and cuffs .64 per cent. 30 per cent Cotton stockings .75 per cent. 40 per cent. Cotton underwear.60 per cent 30 per cent. Trimmed hat* .50 per cent. 40 per cent Brooms .40 per cent. 15 per cent Oil cloths .44 per cent. 20 per cent Wheat .Bu., 25 cents. Free. Potatoes .Bu., 25 cents. Free. Cabbage ..2 cents apiece. Free. Beans and lentils.Bu., 45 cents. 25 cents. Beets .25 per cent. 5 per cent Nearly all other vege tables, natural state.25 per cent. 15 per cent. Vegetables sliced or otherwise prepared..40 per cent. 25 per cent. Pickles .40 per cent. 25 per cent Vinegar, gallon.7/2 cents. 4 cents. Apples, peaches, quin ces, plums, and pears, green or ripe.25 cents. 10 cents. Edible berries, quart.. 1 cent. i/2 cent Lemons, limes, grape fruit, oranges, pound.1 cent. i/2 cent. Molasses .48.5 per cent. Free after March 1, 1914. Cattle, each .$3.75. Free. Sheep, each .75 cents to $1. Free. Barley, bushel .30 cents. 15 cents. Macaroni, lb.....V/2 cents. 1 cent. Poultry, lb.3 cents. 1 cent. Raw wool .43.90 per cent. Free after Dec. 1. NEW TARIFF LAW WILL MAKE MANY RATE REDUCTIONS Synopsis of Measure on Which Special Session of Congress Has Been Working. MARKED CHANGES IN THE AVERAGE DUTIES Democrats Confident That the Coun try Will Be Benefited by the Alter ations, and That Business Will Re main Unaffected — Ad Valorem Rate in the Bill Is From 27 to 29 Per Cent., in Payne-Aldrich Bill They Are 40.12 Per Cent. Washington.—The Democratic tariff revision bill, first on the program of reforms mapped out when President Wilson came into office, advanced to its last congressional stage when It was brought back to the house from the joint conference committee with the unanimous indorsement of the Democratic conferees. The measure, of course, has both its friends and enemies. According to the administration, it carries out four of the party promises. Tariff re form, reduction in the high cost of living, campaign against the trusts, in that duties have been taken off of many trust made article, and the in come tax. The measure, consequently, has a larger importance than that of a mere tariff reform bill, and Its effect must be widespread, both on business and industry, and also in connection with politics. Democratic leaders are con fident that business will sufTer no un toward effect; that consumers will be benefited. Changes in the Rates. The bill imposes an average ad valorem rate of from 27 to 29 per cent. The average for the present Aldrich law is 40.12 per cent. The average for the Wilson-Gorman act was 39.45 per cent. Duties generally have been reduced on all of the articles that enter into the necessaries of life, including the products of the farm as well as manu factured products. Trust made products in many cases nave been transferred to the free list or the duties at present imposed have been substantially reduced. The income tax feature of the bill is expected to net some $83,000,000. It will call for a tax on net incomes of unmarried persons of $3,000 and up wards and on net incomes of married persons living together, where the wife or husband is dependent, of $4, 000 and upwards. Experts' estimates indicate a sur plus of $16,000,000 over all expend itures at the end of the present fiscal year. A rate of 40 per cent, is imposed on stockings and half hose valued at not more than 70 cents a dozen pairs. For stockings between 70 and $1.20 a dozen pairs a duty of 40 per cent, was agreed upon. The conferees eliminated the provi sion inserted by the senate denying entry into the American market of goods manufactured by children under 14 years of age. The final agreement provided that any person employed to collect the in come tax may be utilized by the sec retary of the treasury in the general service of the internal revenue bu reau. Larger Customs Revenues. “The customs revenues will be larg er for the current year, 1914,” Sena tor Simmons said, "because the rates of the Payne-AIdrich law have been for the force quarter, and will con tinue in force on wool and woolen goods until January 1, and on sugar until March 1. When the next fiscal year begins, July 1, 1914, all the rates of the new law will be in operation and the tariff duties collected will be smaller. The income tax which is collected for the calendar year can be collect ed for only ten months of the present year, as the law specified that collec tion shall not go back of March 1, 1913. The estimated decrease In the total expenditures of the government for 1914, $5,000,000, is based on the fact that smaller expenditures are expected for the army and navy esti mates.” The balance of the total estimates, as given in the treasury estimates, is made up of postal receipts, internal revenue receipts, the profits from pub lic land sales, and other sources of federal income. Agricultural Praducta and Provisions. Cattle, sheep and other domestic an imals suitable for use as food, wheat and wheat products and eggs, have been transferred to the free list. Re ductions have been made on oats, but ter, beets, frozen eggs, peas, green house stock, zante currants, choco late and cocoa sweetened and extracts of meats from the rates provided by the house. The rates have been in creased over those provided by the house on broken rice, fish packed in oil and ground spices. A rate of 20 per cent, ad valorem is placed on ground spices in addition to the spe cific rate provided by the house on unground. The senate receded from the reduced rate placed on flaxseed and its amendment placing a duty on bananas. The house classification on lemons and other citrus fruits is ac cepted. Schedule H, Spirits, Wines and Other No changes of importance are made in this schedule. The rates on gin ger ale and similar beverages are slightly decreased on bottles contain ing not more than one-half pint each. The senate receded from its amend ment placing an internal revenue tax on grape brandy used in fortifying sweet wines. Papers and Books. The house rates have been reduced on common paper, box, boards, papers partly covered with metal leaf or gelatine and plain basic papers for albumenizing for photographic print ing. The rates provided by the house for surface-coated papers suitable for covering boxes has been increased from 35 to 40 per cent. The senate amendments placing specific rates graduated according to thickness and size have been agreed to with several reductions in the rates provided. The rates agreed to are approximately equivalent to the ad valorem rate* provided in the house bill. A specific rate has been placed on lithographic views of scenes and buildings lo cated In the United States Instead of the advalorem rate provided by the house. This amendment results in an increase in the rate of duty. Roman, Portland and other hydraul ic cements, limestone, rock asphalts, asphaltum, and bitumen have been transferred to the free list The house rates have been reduced on lenses, surveying instruments, telescopes, mi croscopes, photographic and projec tion lenses, in increased on strips of glass for lenses and gauges, opera and field glasses. A new classifica tion has been made for unmanufac tured mica and a rate of 4 cents per pound placed on all valued at not more than 15 cents per pound, and 25 per cent, on that valued at more than 15 cents. This results in an increase over the house rate of 30 per cent, on the cheap glass of mica, costing less than 14 cents, and a reduction of all that Is valued at more than 15 cents per pound. Cotton Manufactures. The senate classification of cotton cloth, according to the average num ber of the yarns contained therein, was accepted, instead of the house provision for the highest number. This slightly decreases the rate of some fancy weaves and novelty cloth, but on the greater bulk of cotton cloth the rate is not affected. The rates on bleached and dyed colored yarns are increased and on cotton yarns and cloth made of yarn, frbm numbers 79 to 99. The rates on handkerchiefs or mufflers, not hemmed, have been de duced from 30 per cent., as provided by the house, to 25 per cent. WORK DONE IN CONFERENCE Alterations That Were Made From the Original Underwood Bill Passed by House. A summary of the agreements in formally announced from day to day during the conference work shows in comprehensive manner the following important alterations of th^ original Underwood bill: The tax rate on incomes of more than $75,000 was increased by a grad uated scale from three per cent, to seven per cent., and the exemption re duced from $4,000 to $3,000 for single persons. The new provision allowing a $4,000 exemption for a married per son provides ‘that only one deduction of $4,000 shall be made from the ag gregate income of both husband and wife when living together.” Articles added to the free list in clude pig iron, ferro manganese ore cheap grades of iron; cattle and other food animals; wheat, flour, flax, hemp, sugar refining machinery, school text books, sand blast machinery, indigo dyes, moving picture films, cement and asphalt. Some Increases Made. Increases from the house bill in clude: Angora wool and articles made from it. Silk ribbons and narrow fabrics from 40 to 45 per cent Lithographic views of American scenes. Surface coated paper suitable for covering boxes, from 35 to 40 per cent. Many kinds of acids. Some kinds of paints. A new classification for woolen stockings, gloves and mittens makes a reduction from the house rate on those valued at less than $1.30 a dozen and an increase on those above. Reductions from the house rates in cludes: Common paper boxboards. Papers used for photographic prints Wearing apparel made of cattle or goat skins. Fur hats. Rough forms of dog and goat 6kins. Camel’s hair press cloth for use in cotton oil mills. Cotton stockings and half hose. Perfumed and medicated soaps. Crude chicle. Linseed oil. Chlorate of potash. High-power lenses, surveying instru ments, telescopes and the like. Oats. Butter. Beets and other vegetables. Extracts of meat. Currants. Chocolate. House Rates Changed. Through a reclassification rates will be slightly reduced from those fixed by the house on fancy grades of cot ton cloth. The tariff on automobiles, fixed by the house at 45 per cent, and radical ly cut by the senate, was compro mised by making a new classification of automobiles valued at less than $2,000, for which a rate of 30 per cent, was fixed. The 5 per cent, rebate in tariff made by the house bill on goods brought in American ships was re tained with the added provision that it should not "be so construed as to abrogate or in any manner impair or affect the provisions of any treaty” the United States has. That portion of the house bill re quiring foreign manufacturers or ex porters to submit their books to Amer ican custom agents was amended so that if the exporter refused to allow such examination an additional duty of 15 per cent, ad valorem can be im posed on his exports. Section 8 of the Cuban reciprocity treaty, which provides that Cuba should have a preferential rate of 20 per cent, on sugar and that the gen eral tariff of the United States should not be reduced below the figures of the Dingley tariff law of 1897, is re pealed. AS THEY ARE KNOWN ABROAD Citizen* of Various American Cities Have Nickname* Which Some times Appeal to Humor. An over curious newspaper man once bought a ticket to Yellville, Ark., just to see what a town with a name like that would look like, but there is a stay-at-home sport that is just as good as that The question is, what do citizens who stray from their native city call themselves? ( The man from Memphis is a Mem phian, from Troy is a Trojan, and from Duluth a Duluthian. All right then—where is a Phoenician from? Answer, from Phoenix, Ariz. That is a natural process of word formation, but not one in a thousand could fig ure it out. Citizens of Los Angeles refer to themselves as Angelenos and dare the world to laugh. Buffalonian is a mouth-filling word, and Detroiter is well enough. But what is the trav eler from Little Rock or Kamloops t It would not be safe to refer to the stranger from Butte as a Butter, but what is he? And you man from Key West—are you a Key Weston, and ii so can you walk six thousand miles In flfteen minutes? By the way. if you are from Walla Walla, don’t you think the bgst way out of it would be to stay at home?— Kansas City Star. The diamond mines of South Africa are robbed of J5.000.000 in diamonds yearly. HOW THE NEW INCOME TAX WILL BE LEVIED | AND WHAT REVENUE IT IS EXPECTED TO YIELD Incomet. , Number. Total'tax. $3,000 to $6,000.126,000 $ 630,000 $6,000 to $10,000.178,000 5,340,000 $10,000 to $15,000 . 53,000 4,240,000 $15^)00 to $20,000. 24,500 3,185,000 $20,000 to $25,000. 10,500 2,100,000 $25,000 t« $50,000 . 21,000 9,660,000 $50,000 to $75,000 . 6,100 6,832,000 $75,000 to $100,000 . 2,400 4,776,000 $100,000 to $250,000 . 2,500 13,775,000 $250,000 to $500,000 . 550 8,805,500 $500,000 to $1,000,000 . 350 13,653,000 $1,000,000 or above. 100 9,301,000 Total. 425,000 $82,298,000 MANY CITIZENS |T0 CONTRIBUTE TO INCOME TAX Estimate Is That 425,000 Persons Will Be Affect ed Under Provisions of New Measure. EXPECTED TO RAISE , SUM OF $82,298,000 All Who Get $3,000 or Over Must Re port Their Incomes—Now Is the Time to Begin Accurate Accounts, as New Law Will Cover Receipts From March 1, 1913—Failure to Report will Be Punishable by a Fine—Methods of Collections Pro vided. INCOME TAX SCHEDULE. $3,000 to $20,000.1 per cent $20,000 to $50,000.2 per cent $50,000 to $75,000.3 per cent $75,000 to $100,000.4 per cent $100,000 to $250,000.5 per cent $250,000 to $500,000.6 per cent More than $500,000.7 per cent Washington.—According to esti mates completed by the treasury ex perts, 425,000 American citizens must keep such accurate account of their incomes this year that they will be able to report to the income tax col lector next spring exactly how much they owe the government under the new income tax law. So far as the taxable American is concerned, the income tax law is now practically in force against him. While the tariff law in which the law is em bodied will not be signed until next week, the first returns do not have to be made to the internal revenue col lectors before March 1, 1914. But when the returns are made they will cov er the income of citizens from March 1, 1913, to December 31, and the first payment of tax will be for money re ceived during this period. Every single person (citizen or for eign resident) whose annual income exceeds $3,000, and every married per son with an Income above $4,000, is expected to report his or her re ceipts in detail to the government agents March 1 of each year. To Produce $82,000,000. The estimate completed indicates that the income tax will produce $82, 298,000 from the 425,000 persons taxed. To this will be added the $35,000,000 or more produced by the present cor poration tax, which is continued as part of the law. President Wilson, the federal judges of the Supreme court now holding of fice and employes “of a state or any political subdivision thereof,” are the only persons specifically exempted from the tax by the new law. The president and judges now in office were made exempt to escape any ques tions of the constitutionality of the law, and their successors in office will be compelled to pay the tax. First Burden Is on Citizen. The general public is expected to give close Btudy to the- new law in the next few months, as the first bur den of the tax payment rests with the individual citizen, and bis failure to report his income is punishable by a fine. It is admitted that when first re turns are made many taxable persons probably will escape payments, but with each year the government's lists of persons with taxable incomes will be made more nearly complete. Methods of Collecting Tax. Two primary methods of collecting the tax are contained in the law. One is that the individual return made by the citizen; the other the returns by corporations and other employers who pay t*-jir employes’ taxes “at the source.” Under the law as it will be signed by President Wilson next week, every large company employing labor will be compelled to report any regu lar salaries it pays in excess of tl^e $3,000 figures, and will pay the taxes for its employes and deduct the tax from their pay envelopes. This "payment at the source” will apply to salaries, rents, interests, roy alties, partnership profits and some other sources of income, and persons receiving such incomes must be pre pared to show that the money has paid its tax at its source. In figuring up his net income for the taxpayer, the American business man, after deducting $3,000 for him self, or $4,000, if married, will have the right to claim the following addi tional exemptions: Necessary expense of carrying on business, not including personal, living or family expenses. Interest paid out of Indebtedness. National, state, county, school or municipal taxes paid within the year. Trade losses, or storm or fire losses, not covered by insurance. Worthless debts charged off during the year. A reasonable allowance for the de preciation of property. Dividends from companies whose in comes have already been taxed. Interest from state, municipal or government bonds. Must be Entire “Net Income." It is a clear provision of the law, however, that the taxable person must make a return to the internal revenue collector for his entire "net income,” and exemptions claimed under the law must be submitted to the federal offi cers for them to determine upon their reasonableness or legality. The amount of the income tax, as finally agreed upon, follows: From $3,000 to $20,000, 1 per cent.; from $20,000 to $50,000, 2 per cent.; from $50,000 to $75,000, 3 per cent.; from $75,000 to $100,000, 4 percent.; $100,000 to $250,000, 5 per cent,; $250, 000 to $500,000, 6 per cent.; above $500,000, 7 per cent. A single man with an income of $25,000, for example, would pay 1 per cent on $17,000 and 2 per cent on $500, a total tax of $270. If married, the first tax of 1 per cent, would apply to only $16,000 of the income. Ready to Answer Questions. The treasury department is prepar ing for a flood of questions about the new income tax, realizing that this feature of the tariff bill about to be come law strikes more intimately at the tax paying citizen than do the indirect taxes collected through the customs duties. One of the first steps taken to get general information before the public will be to distribute income tax blanks through postoffices, internal revenue officers, and other federal agencies. However, the fact that he does not re ceive a blank or a request to pay the tax will not exempt a taxable person from the penalties of the law. Representative Cordell Hull of Ten nessee, who drew the income tax pro vision of the tariff bill which will soon become law, made public a detailed explanation of the tax plan as it will touch the individual citizen. “The treasury regulations soon to be prepared will make clear to every taxpayer the requirements of the law and its application to income derived from the various kinds of business,” Mr. Hull said. “Any person who keeps familiar with his business affairs, dur ing the year should have no difficulty in executing his tax return. How Tax Is Divided. “The income tax is divided into two phases, the ‘normal’ tax of one per cent, on the whole income above $3,000, and the additional tax that be gins with an extra one per cent, above $20,000 and is graduated to six per cent, above $500,000. Wherever the income tax is paid ‘at the source’ by a corporation for its employes or in simi lar cases, only the one per cent. n<5r mal tax is so paid. “The individual has to pay any a ditional tax himself. The provisions of the law requiring the tax to be withheld at the source does not take efTect until November 1, 1913. “For the first year the citizen will make return to the local Internal reve nue collector before March 1, 1914, as to his earnings from March 1. 1913, to the end of this year. The collector will notify him June 1 how much he owes and the tax must be paid by June 30. After next year the tax will apply on the full calendar year. “If the income of a person is under $3,000, or if the tax upon same is withheld for payment at the source, or If the same is to be paid elsewhere in the United States, affidavit may be made to such fact and thereupon no return will be required. covers incomes of All Citizens. “The tax covers all incomes of citi zens of the United States, whether liv ing here or abroad; those of foreign ers living in the United States, and the net incomes from property owned or business carried on in the United States by persons living abroad. "The net income includes all in come from salaries or any compensa tion for personal services; incomes from trades, professions, business, or commerce; from sales or dealings in personal property or real estate; from interest, rent, dividends from securi ties; for all business carried on for gain. “Bequests will not be considered in come, nor will life insurance paid to a beneficiary or returned to the in sured person as a ‘paid up' or ‘sur rendered policy' be taxable. Interest on such property will be included as income, however. “The amount that may be deducted from a total income includes the cost of carrying on business, actual losses, depreciation allowances, and tax ex empt or tax paid money. Living ex penses cannot be dedncted, nor can money spent for permanent Improve ments to property. Forms to Be Ready Soon. "The form that is to be filled out by the taxpayer will be drawn up soon by the commissioner of internal revenue. The taxpayer will have to give his gross revenue and then speci fy and claim the deductions to which he feels entitled. “Unless a man’s income tax is ‘paid at the source' he must hunt up a tax blank, fill it out, and see that it finds its way to the proper federal official in his district before March 1, 1914. “Firms, corporations, and the like having the handling of interest, rents, salaries, or other portions of the in come of any citizen are compelled to deduct the tax for the Individual and pay it to the government. The indi vidual then will receive a receipt showing he has paid his tax.” WEALTH IN MIDDLE WEST Investigations by Commissioner of Internal Revenue Reveal Large Fortunes There. The commissioner of internal reve nue made public the estimates on In comes for the middle west. These estimates show that far more wealth is distributed in Illinois out side of Chicago than in the city. The commissioner of internal revenue is inclined to believe the reports are so far from correct that he will not use them to any extent in his plans for the collection of the income tax. According to his statement. 12,000 citizens of Chicago have incomes ranging from $0,000 to $20,000 per year, while 12,800 citizens of the Eighth district, which has its head quarters in SpringQeld, have incomes within this scope. Only 5,000 individ uals in the Fifth district, with head quarters at Peoria, are listed. Likewise in Indiana there is a great variance in districts. The collector for the Sixth district reported over 20,000 taxable incomes, and the col lector for the Seventh district reported only 6,000. • Large Fortunes In Iowa. Iowa’s incomes will be largely taxed, the collector for that state reporting nearly 17,000 taxable fortunes. Wis consin has a few over 10,000, Michigan close to 12,000, and Minnesota about 4,000. A feature about the Minnesota in come estimate is that the collector de clares there are 150 men in the state with incomes upwards of $100,000 an nually, while in Chicago the collector reported only 35 persons with incomes above the $100,000 mark. Large fortunes seem to predominate in Minnesota, for there are 1,000 men rated with incomes between $20,000 and $50,000, as against 500 in Chicago and 1,000 in the whole state of Illi nois; 500 with incomes between $50, 000 and $100,000, as against 175 in Chicago and 275 in Illinois, and 150 over $100,000, as against 50 in Illi nois. Indiana and Michigan are also re ported as having large Income bear ing fortunes over the $20,000 mark. Figures for the Middle West. The following table shows the va rious taxable incomes in six middle west states: ILLINOIS. $3,000 to $20,000 to $50,000 to Over $20,000 $60,000 $100,000 $100,000 First dist.12.000 800 175 35 Fifth dist.... 6.000 ... ... Ftghth dist.. 12.900 300 10 Thirteenth .. 9,000 200 50' 10 INDIANA. Sixth dist.... 19.000 900 100 75 Seventh dist.. 5,850 120 30 IOWA. Third dist.... 16,000 30 30 i WISCONSIN. First dist.5.500 250 50 10 Second dist.. 4.000 200 25 10 MICHIGAN. first dist.... 6,500 750 150 80 Fourth dist.. 3,000 200 70 to 100 25 to 40 MINNESOTA. First dist.... 2.500 1.000 500 150 Canadian Fox Industry. Much money 1b Involved In the Ca nadian fox Industry. Since the open ing of this season 219 live foxes of va rious hues Including silver gray, val ued at $330,000, have been shipped from Edmonton to points in eastern Canada and the United States for breeding purposes. Included in this lot were ten young black foxes which were sold to a New York firm for $30, 000. Many young foxes die soon after capture. Several black pups have died after being sold for $1,500 to $2,500. A western raw fur company which has been supplying the eastern markets with young live foxes announces that it will discontinue the eastern ship ments, having decided to establish a farm in western Alberta, where 40 foxes are already domiciled. A de crease of 25 to 50 per cent, has taken place in the prices paid for these ani mals, which is attributed to the large number which have been supplied from the northern country of Alaska, Yukon territory, and the northwest territories. The supply has been plen tiful because the young foxes were dug out of their holes before they were able to escape. In a short time the young foxes will leave their dams and it will then be impossible to catch them otherwise than singly in traps, and the prices will probably rise. The Winner. Senator Key Pittman was talking in Tonopah about two lobbyists who had quarreled. "But there’s no fear,” he said, "of their maiming or mutilating one anoth er. They are like Bluff and Stuff. “ ‘Who came out ahead,’ a man ask ed, ‘in that street row between Bluff and Stuff?' “ ‘Stuff did,’ was the answer, ’but he had half a street’s start.' ” QUEER ORNAMENT FOR EEL Grave Assertion Made That One Cap tured In Connecticut Wore a Dog Collar. A giant eel with a dog collar on its neck was captured by John Balinskl of West Warren near Willimantic. Conn., not many days ago. The catch took place in the Quaboag river, a mile below Willimantic. The eel was 47 inches long, as large around the body as the wrist of an ordinary sized man and weighed 13 pounds. Balinski killed the eel in low water, it evident ly having been\caught in the pool where it was captured when the tide went out. The collar, of the sort worn by a small dog, was securely locked about its neck, and so tight as to cause the skin to bulge out around the edge. The initials “W. R. C.” and the name “Prince” were en graved on a silver nameplate. The eel's back was badly scarred, showing where It had been speared on various occasions. Foot fish hooks with lines attached were found in the monster’s mouth. It was almost impossible for Balinskl to hold the eel after he had grabbed it for it would twist and squirm about in his hands with ease. He finally got it between two stones, and killed it. About the only thing it was good for was to chop it up and feed it to the chickens. Some humorists are, in fact, but literary barbers who spend the time in cutting the whiskers off of old Jokes. FRUIT LAXATIVE FOB SICK CM “California Syrup of Figs” can't harm tender stomach, liver and bowels. Every mother realize^, after giving her children "California Syrup of Figs” that this is their ideal laxative, because they love its pleasant taste xnd it thoroughly cleanses the tender little stomach, liver and bowels with* out griping. When cross, irritable, feverish or breath is bad, stomach sour, look at the tongue, mother! If coated, give a teaspoonful of this harmless "fruit laxative,” and in a few hours all the foul, constipated waste, sour bile and undigested food passes out of the bow ; els, and you have a well, playful child again. When its little system is full of cold, throat sore, has stomach-ache, diarrhoea, Indigestion, colic—remem ber, a good “inside cleaning” should always be the first treatment given. Millions of mothers keep "California Syrup of Figs” handy; they know a teaspoonful today saves a sick child tomorrow. Ask at the store for a 50 cent bottle of "California Syrup of Figs,” w hich has directions for babies, children of all ages and grown-ups printed on the bottle. Adv. His Usual Custom. Mark Twain in his lecturing days reached a small eastern town one aft ernoon and went before dinner to a barber to be shaved. "You are a stranger in town, sir?” the barber asked. “Yes, 1 am a stranger here,” was the reply. “We’re having a good lecture here tonight, sir," said the barber, “a ‘Mark Twain’ lecture. Are you going to it?” "Yes, 1 think I will,” said Mr. Clem ens. “Have you got your ticket yet?” the barber asked. “No, not yet,” said the other. “Then, sir, you’ll have to stand.” “Dear me!” Mr. Clemens exclaimed. “It seems as if I always do have to stand when I hear that man Twain lec ture.” JUDGE CURED, HEART TROUBLE. I took about 6 boxes of Dodds Kid ney Pills for Heart Trouble from which I had suffered for 5 years. I had dizzy spells, my eyes puffed. Judge Miller. my Dream was short and I had chills and back ache. I took the pills about a year ago and have had no return of the nalpltatlons. Am now 63 years old, able to do lots of manual labor, am well and hearty and weigh about 200 pounds. I feel very grateful that 1 found Dodds Kidney Pills and you may publish this letter if you wish. 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