The Loup City northwestern. (Loup City, Neb.) 189?-1917, July 31, 1913, Image 8
I Be Independent If you are only a few miles out de liver your cream in person. If out too far to drive in, ship in from your nearest shippiug point, as ratelfare very low, and cans and checks are returned to you on the very next train after cream is received. Don’t pay somebody fifty to seventy-five cash to handle each can of cream for you. BE INDEPENDENT. SHIP DIRECT. Write or enquire for tags and particulars. Ravenna CREAMERY Company t This Is No Place for Me! , These people have bought a Western Electric Fan Wherever there's a Western Electric fan flies are con spicuous by their absence. In the dining room, kitchen, restaurant or store a Western Electric fan effectively rids you of these little pests. For the store—a ceiling fan outside the entrance is better than a screen door. It affords an unobstructed view of the interior and at the same time effectively keeps out the flies. An 8-inch desk fan on the table will give you a meal in comfort. This type costs only Ya of a cent an hour to run. Every fan has a felt covered base. Can be used on the table, maOtel, book case, without scratching. Come in to-day and let us show you the new fans we’ve just received. For Sale by C.R.Sweetland i - - lUJMBES When in Need of v COAL or first-class Lumber of all dimensions, We also have a car of Coke. We also have a good line of Fence posts, range ing in price from ten to fifty cents. % Phone Ked 29 and you will receive prompt attention j LEININGER LUMBER COMPANY McCormick Binders, For safe by O. F. Petersen Hardware and Furniture The Tie That Binde. “It doe:1! teem as If you and I ought to get along together without quar reling all the time," sighed Mrs. Jaw back. “It does." growled Mr. Jawback. "but It Booms wo can’t. We’re lighting like cnts unU dogs from morning to night" “Cats ami dogs? Look at that cat and that dog of ours—they never tight. They live under the same root peace ibly." "Yrs, they do. Put tie 'om together io they can’t got loose and see how they'll act!" Ideal Match. "Put," says the candid friend, “1 cannot for the l'.fo of me understand why you intend to marry htm. lie hr.s a wooden i< g and the other one is bowed, and he only has one eye and ,s bald in patches, and positively has the ugliest whiskers I ever saw on a man. Why. no woman In her senses could love him!" "We shall be ideally happy," ex plains the beauteous girl. "I shall never bo jealous of him for the rea jons you have cited. And he will al ways be so glad and proud that 1 mar ried him thut he won't cpre how much 1 flirt."—Judge's Library. They Were Surprised. "Jinks, who has Just returned from k year’s globe trotting. Is very wroth at the local paper." "Why?” "Oh, the editor wrote a column arti cle about him. which he clalmB ended: ‘His many friends were surprised that he Is unchanged.’ but the compositor left the V out of ‘unchanged.’ ” LUMP. Bronson—What have you been burn, lng in your furnace this winter? Woodson—Hundred dollar bill, as usual. Equal to the Occasion. "We insist.” said the suffragist speaker, -her eyes dashing Are, “that we women have a natural and lnalien able right to say who shall govern us, kis men have!" "Pooh! Pooh!" exclaimed a rough looking man in the audience. "Which only shows.” rejoined the suffragist, her stern features soften ing Into a smile, "how true the scrip tures are in saying that the pooher we have always with u«.” Would Never Do. An actor, being unable to And work on the stage and needing his meals. Anally obtained the promise of a con ductor's job on the street car lines. “When do I report?” “At 4 a. m. sharp,” said the man agor. “Shades of Hooth!” exclaimed the Thespian. "I couldn’t stand such hours. The Anns would offset the sal ary. Why, I'd be late for rehearsal every day.” Remember* Watch Face*. "Ah! an old friend," said the pawn broker, ns the young man handed hlai his watch. “I never hocked that watch before," declared the young man. “Maybe you have not, but somebody has.” “IIow do you know It’s the same timepiece?” “Because I have an excellent men* ory for faces.” HI8 SUGGESTION. Wlfey—Henry, what shall I give up during Lent? Hubby—Well, Grace, I wish you would give up coaxing me for an auto, but 1 know you won’t. RESOURSEFUL. In the club they were comparing the .•esourcefulness of their wives In diffi cult social situations. The man who lives In a Harlem flat had been a good listener, but he finally found an open ing. ••Yes," said he, "my wife lent bad at that sort of thing. We were having Borne people to luncheon on Sunday lost spring, and Just at an hour when all the delicatessens were closed she discovered that she needed some mus tard and didn't have a grain of it In the kitchen. And she isn't the sort that will borrow from people next .door that she doesn't know- It was a had fix, all right. Hut she got mus tard enough." "Went to the delicatessen man's house and routed him out, I suppose?” suggested a member from the Bronx. "Not mueh. Just went to the medi cine closet, got down a box of ready made mustard plasters, put ’em to soak, and squeexed enough of the hot stuff off.” ^ "Good night," said the man from the Bronx. PROOF POSITIVE. <c,*« -I,- , Bronson—I noticed your wife sitting b> tho wludow sewing this n'orntng. I thought you told me yesterday she was ill. Woodson—So Bho was. but today she's on the mend. Dearly Bought Slumber. Eui’h night he went to bed quite full And » prided ti> think that plan the bret; Although next morn hr might feel dull, llo always jfnt a full night's rest. Broke the Monotony. “Yesterday." complained the 8unday school superintendent, "you boys sat through n twelve-inning game and you shewed no signs of uneasiness. Yet hers you cannot listen to me for thirty minutes without becoming restless I can't understand why tho ball game receives more serious attention.” "Because," came In a stage whisper from a sent of husky boys, "they change pitchers occasionally."—Judge Expensive. “How ofWm Is your motor over hauled, Hlnks?” asked Dusenberry. "Four times last month," said Sinks. "Four times In one month? Oeoni salem! What for?” demanded Dusen berry. "Speeding,” said Hlnks. "Twice by the bicycle cops, once by a deputy sherlfT. arid once by a plain, common garden, village constable.”—Judge. Does He Mean Bathlrg Suita? Hub (looking up from newspaper)— My dear, tiave you seen any of those Invisible suits yet? Wife—Invisible suits? What are you talking about? Hub—Why, here's a Npw York la dles' tailor advertising: "Suits made to order with or without material." . NATURALLY. CmJm 0mm » Joskins—Uia record Is the worst if town. Hoskins—What is his business? Joskins—Weather clerk. , Pride of East and west. The visitor from the far weat whs refuses to be Impressed by some of the town’s proudest exhibits 1b one of the New Yorker's greatest trials, and often the latter discovers that the at titude of his guest Is based upon con siderably more than a mere assump tion of superiority. A few days ago a man wha piloting a newly arrived friend about town, and ipade the mistake, upon coming out on Fifth avenue, of calling attention, with the maximum of pMde, to the line of mo tor ’buses spinning up and down that thoroughfare. To his amazement the man from the Golden Gate refused to be Impressed. "Yes, they’re all right,” he remarked, "but you should see the ones we have at home. How far do these run, anyway? We have an au tomobile. at^e line between Sacra mento end Folsom, with 'buses that carry 24 passengers and baggage and make about 90 miles a day. They ran over country roads at 20 miles an hour, and a good many of our people are coming to prefer them to the rail road. Yes, these are nice 'buses, but they look sort of funny beside ours." —New York Tribune. Retain Their Employee. More than two thousand active em ployes have been on an eastern rail road’s pay roll more than forty years, and over one thousand five hundred men who served forty years or more are now receiving pensions. It has more than four thousand active em ployes between the ages of sixty and seventy years. There are on the pay roll or pension list of the railroad nearly five hundred men who hare been with the road over Afty years. FARMERS, ATTENTION Save Money, Time and Trouble Arrange for Direct Tank Wagon Delivery of High Grade Perfection Oil 10c Per Gallon In Barrel Lots Bought through your local merchants but delivered direct by tank wagon along our routes, or special routes will be made where » 6 or more barrels can be filled in one community Get Your Neighbors Interested y and have your oil delivered to your farm. It will cost you no more and save you the trouble of BRINGING IN YOUR BARREL Reliance Barrels, with faucet, for storage, $5. Telephone Your Local Merchant, or Standard Oil Co. Loup City KITCHENS OF HOMAN WOMEN kVere M#ch More Luxuriously Fitted Out Than Are the Average Onea of Today. While the housewife today prides herself, and with reason, on theequip nent and convenience* of her estab Ishment, she need not think that cen turies ago other women In other lunds were not equally well provided. In deed, the kitchen* of Roman women were much more luxuriously fitted out. than are most kitchens of today.' Now, In the days when tho Roman empire was at Its height, if you w/ent nto tho culinary department of nu elegant establlhment you would find saucepans lined with silver and pall* >f various description richly Inlaid with arabesques in silver and shovels that wero handsomely and Intricately carved. Egg frames, too, that would cook 20 eggs at once, and pastry molds shaped like shell*, nn Infinite assortment of gridirons, frying pans, cheese grater*, and tart dishes. Tho toilet table of tho Roman wom en were well supplied 'in the sumo lavish fashion. Ivory comb*, per fumes, cosmetics, hairpins, even an elaborate hair net of gold, has been recently unearthed. Safety plus, too, which have for a long time been con sidered a strictly modern invention, could be found on their tables. Rut they had no brushes nor any glass mirrors, the kind they used being of sliver or other white metsi*. The ancient, world was rich also In surgical Instruments, and those re cently found at Pompeii deprive mod ern science of tho credit of more than ono Invention. Vision of School Children. An examination of forty children from two public schools In New York city shows some striking results. Tin forty puptls examined were the worst that could be found in the two schools, eighteen of them being so stupid that they were In ungraded classes, eleven were so stupid that they required three terms to do the work of one term, and eleven were delinquent. All qf the forty 'children had defective vision. They were fltted with proper glasr'--* and after six months It was found ihat thirty-two of them had made astonishing progress. These thirty-two wore under as many differ ant teachers.’ A r?port of this work has been made to the board of educa tion, recommending that the entlre cure of the school children, mental, moral and physical, be vested In on< department with a single head and that that should be the board of edu cation; ^tfrat a sufficient number oi loctors be trained to deal with all do fects of school children who arc at present in the cr'c-;ory of ifngrnded, backward or disciplinary cases; *thnt any child whose work Is unsatisfactory for one term should be examined and all defects of structure and habit cor rected as fur as possible.—Journal of the American Medical Association. WHAT SURPRISED HIM. "I suppose," said the Interviewer, "you havo found many surprising things In our country." "Yes," replied the distinguished fo» signer, “I shall freely confess that I have.” "Would ycu mini telling mo for pub llcatlon what pnrtlcularr thing sur prised you most?" "Not at all, my boy, not at all. Orin thing that hus surprised ms Is the facl that few of yr/<ir .-te -ple can spell, but that, is not what hus most surprised me.” "What, if 1 may ask, has caused you most surprise?” ”1 have said thst 1 have boon sur ' ' to And that few of your peopl< bow to read. The thing tha OKt surprised me. is t’-jat Inabll Ity to spell appear?' to be regarded . % mark rf distinction. Most c.f yr?«* people boast about their ignorauoe la, this particular." Sherman County Teachers’ Institute The Sherman County Institute will he held io the High School building at bmp City, Nebraska, August 4th to 9th, 1913. The new school year opened •Inly 14. 'The annual rcjiorts of school directors arc all received and on file in the office of the county superintendent.. Accord ing to these reports nearly every dis.rict in the county has voted nine months of school for the coming year. There will lie no six months term, only a few seven and the rest eight or nine. Nearly every teacher in the county has already contracted for a school for the coining year at a salary no less than $45. The school boards have responded to the appeal for higher wages and longer terms. It now rests with the teachers to do their part by attending insti tute, doing faithful work and get ting the help and inspiration that wil| make them more worthy of higher wages, and will lead to ad vancement in all lines. Special features in the line of lectures or other forms of evening entertainment will make this ses sion a particularly interesting one. Every person who expects to teach in the county should attend institute. The law is very plain on the revocation of any grade of certificate for non-attendance at institute. I lii! faculty is u particularly capable one. Each member hits been very successful both in reg ular and institute work, each one has been assigned the work that he has a preference for, and has mode special preparation for. Wh ore confident that the entire fac ulty will be one that will please and benefit every teacher in the county. Prof. Bradford, principal of the State School of Agriculture, is well known to most of the teach ers of the county. lie is unques tionably one of the la^t educators in the state; a man who constantly strives to “build character.” Prof. I idler of the Peru State Normal, is also well known to most of the teachers of the county. He ' is among the best and made for | himself an enviable reputation in the state. He will give us strong ( work. Miss Danielson of Fremont, taught in institute in this county two years ago and all who know of her work at that time will lie ptfcasod to loum that she will tie wlfli us again this year. I for work will include instruction in singing, it new feature of the work. ' J. H. Beveridge of Council J Bluffs, will give a lecture on Mon- „ lay evening at the ojiera house. » All are invited and none should u "*'S. no III H, man ttint. has a message for all, especially those interested in education. Miss Richardson the Flag Lady from California, will lecture to us on Our Flag” Tuesday night. This is for all and you will be sorry if you miss it. Teachers, invite your pupils. Tell them t<» eome and hear the Flijg Lady. II. K. Bradford will give a'talk on 1‘Modern Ideals in Education" on Wednesday evening. Teach ers invite the patrons of your school and members of your school boards to eome and hear this lee ture. Announcements wilt be made during t he week of other special entertainments. Every teacher should come in tending to get. the best, la>th in the line of instruction and social intercourse. The institute should furnish an excellent opportunity for the strengthening and broad ening of social and fraternal rcla tions, n,very essential part of the profession. We earnestly request !your personal interest and co-op •■ration fn making this institute a live and profitable session, 1 No matter what .vour qualifica tions or reputation as a teacher may be, it is, nevertheless, a duty which you owe to the profession to attend the county institute and take an active part in it. If the work and results of the Institute are not what you think they ought to be, do your best to mine the standard. Much depends on good leaders, but the results we are after can he obtained only by strong individual -work. The aim of the institute is nol merely to “brush up on rust.v points," l»ul to promote progress ivories*, to introduce new method* and recent developments and changes in school work, to lead onward and upwytrd, to inspire Hie teacher with enthusiasm and bo form u literary center where the best that can lie produced is care' fully distributed. The teacher's institute is coming ,o be recognised ns one of the nost Important parts of our edu Jutloruil machinery; it holds a dace peculiarly its own and its n fluency upon the work of our cachet's Is Isdng felt mom each man. j We trust that each teacher ill he county will be enrolled and itteiul faithfully, eager and ready o lend a hand toward the better uent of the school* of our county, Yours, for the accomplishment f much good in the school year f 1918 and 1914. I* H. CtlKHIKIt, County Superintendent * •trong induoamanta, ar IiidiHfiMisilla woman anawerlng n mlvariIsnmint about th, rw#l(l, of »em* Offer* the following Indue* •ill*' •'Myaeir and husband are t* w*y rH da9 with at earn heat, hot wa- \ •r au4 all tumlarn luiprovauieuta” ‘I