The Loup City northwestern. (Loup City, Neb.) 189?-1917, May 22, 1913, Image 6
SYNOPSIS. Robert Cameron, capitalist, consults Philip Clyde, newspaper publisher, re garding anonymous threatening letters he lias received. The first promises a sample of the writer's power on a certain day. On that day the head is mysteriously cut from a portrait of Cameron while the lat ter is in the room. While visiting Cam eron in his dressing room a N'ell GWynne mirror is mysteriously shattered. Cameron becomes seriously ill as a result of the shock. The third letter appears mysteri ously on Cameron's sick bed. It makes direct threats against the life of Cameron. Clyde tells Cameron the envelope was empty. He tells Evelyn everything and plans to take Cameron on a yacht trip. The yacht picks up a fisherman found drifting helplessly in a boat. He gives the name of .Johnson. Cameron disap pears from yacht while Clyde's back Is turned. A fruitless search is made for a motor boat seen by the captain Just be fore Cameron disappeared. Johnson Is al lowed to go after being closely questioned. Evelyn takes the letters to an expert In Chinese literature, who pronounces them of Chinese o’lgin. Clyde seeks assistance from a Chinese fellow college student, who recommends him to Tup Sing, most prominent Chinaman In New York. Clyde goes to meet Yup Sing, se-s Johnson, at tempts to follow him. falls into a base ment. sprains his ankle and becomes un conscious. Clyde Is found by Miss Clem ent. a missionary among the Chinese. He is sick several days as a result of inhal ing charcoal fumes. Evelyn tells Clyde of a peculiarly acting anesthetic which renders a person temporarily unconscious. Murnhv Is discovered to have mysterious relations with the Chinese. Miss Clement promises to get information about Cam eron. Slump in Crystal Consolidated, of which Cameron is the head, is caused bv e rumor of Cameron's Illness. Clvde finds Cameron on Fifth avenue in a dazed and emaciated condition and takes htm home. Cameron awakes from a long steep and sneaks in a s'range tongue. Evelvn de clares the man ts not her uncle. Evelyn and Clvde -all on Miss Clement for prom ised information and find that the China man who was to give it has ju=t been murdered. Mies Clement gives Clvde a \ note, asking him to read it after he leaves the mission and then destroy It. It te'ls of (he abduction of a white man bv Chinese who shipped him back to China. The man ts accused of the crime of “Sable T.orelia" in which 100 Chinamen were killed. The appearance in New York of the man tliev supposed they had shin ned to China throws consternation Into *he Chinese The brougham in which Clyde and Evelyn are riding In held up bv an armed man Clvde Is seized hy 'furnhv and a fight ensues. Eveljjn and Clvde are reseued hy the police and re tern home. They find Yup Sing and the FMne.se consul awaiting them. Yup tells Flvde the story of the crime of the “Sa ble Horcha.'' In which 97 Chinamen were deliberately sent to their death by one taonald M'Nish. whom thev declare Is Cam-run They declare that M'Nish can •— identified bv a tattoo mark on his arm. Flvde declares that Cameron has no such mark. The nurse is called in and de scribes a tattoo'mark on his patient's arm. Clvde goes to Investigate and finds the patient attempting to hide a let ter it Is addressed to Donald M'Nish. "■he letter is from the man’s mother In Scotland .and Identifies the patient as M'Nish. Confronted bv the sole survivor ,,f 'qV •Sable T.orcha"—,^-ho. it develops, is Sov .a half-breed Chinaman, recogniz ed bv Clvde as Johnson, the fisherman— AT’Nish shoots him and kills himself. Miss fi -rnent gets the whole storv from Soy before he dies. Murphv. whose right -,.,n,. iS Moran, had been a partner of M'Nish in the nefarious Chinese trade and refer become his most relentless pursuer. He was th" author of the threatening let ters Sov was responsible for the myste rious happenings at Cameron's home by the aid of the ether of Invisibility. Cam eron was drugged and shipped as a mem-, her of the crew of a tramp steamer bound for Hongkong. Clvde. Evelyn and Dr. Addison, who has discovered his error In mistaking-M'Nish for Cameron, overtake the tramp steamer at Fort Said and res cue Cameron. CHAPTER XXVIII.—Continued. “Why didn't you explain, dear, to the captain?” Evelyn asked, with one of those bursts of naivette that con trasted so charmingly with her usual ly abounding good judgment. Cameron smiled. “I couldn’t get near the captain, my child,” he re turned. indulgently. “It wasn’t be cause I didn’t try. The officers ridi culed my assertions as pipe dreams, and when, at each port, I pleaded to be allowed to communicate with our consul, I was only kept under stricter guard.” And so his story continued, inter rupted at intervals by questions from one or another of us, until we had the whole wretched tale of cruelty, in cluding the final chapter which pre ceded the rescue. When he learned that every stoker and trimmer, save himself, had been ordered on deck, still hoping against hope that the outside world had at length been moved to intercession in his behalf, he demanded to be allowed to go with the rest. And when hia de mand was refused he rebelled, fight ing his way to liberty with an iron bar from a cinder-tub. which he bad purposely concealed for such emer gency. I have no Inclination to test patience by detailing all the events and record ing all the dialogue of that happy day. Much that happened and much that was said I must leave to the Imagina tion of those that read. But I cannot refrain from the statement that Cam eron’s meeting and reconciliation with his old friend Dr. Addison was one of the brightest spots in a delectable constellation. The meeting between Evelyn and her uficle was an episode, too, to touch the sensibility of the most apathetic. And if there bad lin gered a single doubt as to the wisdom or expediency of accepting their com panionship on my expedition of rescue it must have been dispelled by the emotional thrill which these scenes „ provoked. J Our homeward voyage, which all j jaf us were anxious should not be de-1 J'.ayed, was by way of Naples. Hartley, who appeared to be able to go and come as he pleased, accompanied us that far, and our farewells to him, on the deck of the Koenig Albert, -were ^combined with a fervor of gratitude f that exhausted our powers of expres sion. fi Evelyn begged me to be permitted to kiss him good-bye, but there I was forced to draw the line. Her caresses in my own direction had not, up to that moment, been so lavish that 1 felt I could spare any of them, even for this young Englishman, notwithstand ing my abundant appreciation of the inestimable service he had rendered, and that was precisely what I told her, when on the first evening out, she had demanded to know my reasons for re fusal. “You’re a very selfish man," she re torted, with a pout. “And I’m not at all sore, now, that I shall ever kiss you again. Besides—” And there she stopped. We had reached the after end of the deck in our post-dinner promenade, and had paused there, leaning on the rail, to watch the phosphorescent gleam and glitter among the turbulent white wake-waters. Cameron and Dr. Addison were talking over their cigars in steamer chairs amidships, and the girl and I were alone together for the first time since her uncle’s restoration. “Besides?” I repeated, questioningly. The big blue eyes she turned to me were never more roguish. "Besides,” she said, low-voiced and with a just perceptible quiver, "until you keep your promise, I don’t see that you have any right to dictate to me.” I knew very well what she meant. Ever since Cameron had come running backward around that deck-house cor ner—I think even at the minute I recognized his naked, smut-covered shoulders—I had had that promise in mind, and had' longed for the moment of its fulfilment. But till now not even the briefest opportunity had offered. Nevertheless, her present mood was too entirely winsomely lov able to be neglected, and the impulse to prolong it by teasing too strong for resistance. Keep my promise? I queried, min gling with assumed perplexity a cer tain suggestion of injury. ‘‘Have I ever failed you in anything?” She turned away now, silently, and the eclipse of the eyes I loved left me suddenly repentant: still 1 persisted. “Have I ever failed you?” I asked again. Quickly her gaze came back, and her eyes had taken something of the cold, snapping fire of the phosphorus. "Since you don’t remember,” she said, "it's of no consequence. Only you were so sure that you couldn’t for get.” “Give me a hint,” I begged, still cruel. “When did I promise?" "I couldn’t be so unmaidenly,” was her retort, looking away again. “Was it before we came over here, or since?” “Before,” after a pause. “Long before?” “Not very.” "Where? At your house?” “Yes.” "In the library?" I asked, tWth a glance behind for possible intruders. She turned quickly and found me laughing. “Oh, you dear, silly, lovable, delight ful child!” I cried, and the echo of my words was carried far astern, as my arms went about her and held her close, and my kisses fell thick and fast on her ripe, tender little mouth. “What need had 1 to keep such a promise?" I asked, when in mercy I paused that she might get her breath. “Why should I ask you to tell me that you loved me, when I could read it in letters as long as your glances and as bright as your smile?” And if we left Cameron and Dr. Ad dison much alone together during our homeward voyage, who thac still re members their own happy days of young love dreaming can blame us? For a long while there remained in my mind as legacy from the strange case of Cameron and the Sable Lorcha conspiracy a seemingly insoluble prob lem. On our return to America, my friend, in spite of all my urging, re fused, with stubborn persistency, it seemed to me, to aid in the prosecu tion of those who, we knew positive ly, were implicated in the affair. Con cerning Murphy, Yup Sing and a score or more of their satellites we could have produced evidence of the most damaging character. But Camer on was not so minded. He even went so far as to discourage my appear ance against the former for complicity in the plot to take captive Evelyn and myself on the night of our Pell street visit. Indeed I have always believed that through O’Hara he was instru mental in securing Murphy’s release. And I know for a fact that he pro vided so generously for the young French driver of the electric brough am, who was so badly Injured in that Pell street adventure, that the fellow returned to France a month before the trial of bis assailant. AH these things, I say, continued to puzzle and disquiet me, long after the sharp edges of rancorous remem brance had been worn away. And in variably at such times there would re rur recollections of those early days of the threatening letters and of that elusive something in Cameron’s man ner which I was never quite able to comprehend or explain. The true interpretation was re served for the night preceding my marriage with Evelyn, which, by the way. had, at her guardian’s wish, been delayed for nearly a year because of what he chose to regard as her un seemly youth. The celebration was to take place at Cragholt and the house was already filled with kinsfolk and intimate friends, including most of the wedding party. It was after midnight, and Cameron and I were alone together In his ma hogany and green study; he at his writing table and I In the same adja cent leather chair in which I had sat a twelvemonth ago while listening to the story of the incised portrait. As was not unusual we had reverted to that time and to certain of the In cidents therewith connected; and I had been trying to make clear to Cam eron, as' I had already frequently tried to do, the peculiar difference between McNiBh’s expression and his. “In individual feature,” I said, warm ing to my subject, “there never was In all the world before, I believe, such similarity. And In repose, the en semble, I should say, was equally iden tical. But when It came to—” And there Cameron checked me. “Clyde,” and his tone was strangely grave, it seemed to me, "you’ll pardon | my interrupting you. I know. I un- j derstand what you would say, proba- ! bly better than I could from your put ting it into words. And I want to tell you why I understand. Indeed I’ve wanted to tel! you for a long while, but whenever I’ve got to the verge of it, I have balked.” He paused here to shake the ash from hi3 cigar, reaching across his desk for a receptacle, and somehow the gesture reminded me of that of McNish as he had thrown out his arm which held the letter, and so exposed the telltale tattooing. “I have never told you, Clyde," he resumed, his eyes turned on the glow ing tobacco ember which he had just bared, "anything about my birth or my family. But now that you are to be come one of us, in a way, it’s only fair that you should know; for though Evelyn's mother was but my half-sis ter, still the girl gets the same blood through her grandsire.” “Yes,” I said, “I know that. Evelyn told me that much. I know, too, that you were born in Scotland; and the very name of Cameron is a pretty good guarantee of family worth.” “My father belonged to a rather poor branch,” he confessed, “and like many poor men he had a large number of children. There were ten, all told, and when my poor mother died, it be came a serious problem how to take care of us little ones. I was among the youngest, not over seven, and I had a twin brother.” As he said this Cameron, who had been desultorily drawing figures on his writing pad with the end of a pen holder, abruptly shot his gaze to mine and caught the quick question of my eyes. “Yes,” 'he said, without change of tone, “yes, you see, now, don't you?” "McNish!” I murmured “McNish," he echoed. "Donald Mc Nish.” “But,” I began, “I don’t quite—” and I thought of the letter from McNish’s mother. “Oh, it is clear enough," he went on. “Some of the children were put out to live amongst neighbors, and eventu ally, my father and the rest of us came to this country. The others he left behind, promising to send each ! month the money for their keep. Don ald he left with a couple named Mc Nish, who had no bairns of their own, and when the boy grew to be a big lad, and ray father, who in the mean time had been successful here and married again, sent for him to come to America, word came back that he had been dead a twelvemonth." “And your father believed it?” “Oh, yes, for they returned the back pay he had forwarded, aDd sent a lock of my brother’s hair, I think, and a trinket or two that had been his as a kiddie." “Afterwards, though, you learned that he was still alive?” “No,” was Cameron’s answer. “We never heard. Had it not been for that marked resemblance gathering me in to the net spread for him, I should probably never have known. And, Clyde,” he added, “ever since I learn ed of his having been there, in town, I have been wondering. Do you think it possible that he ever realized that he was in his brother’s house?” “Hardly,” I said. “It doesn’t seem likely, though; unless the name and the—He must—Oh, certainly," I stum bled, “he must have realized that we mistook him for—yes, for some one named Cameron. He answered to it readily enough; he even insisted that he was Cameron. And if his mind was clear enough to put two and two to gether. why. knowing that he had a twin brother in America, it would seem—” And there I stopped my floundering, for Cameron had risen to his feet, and smiling, tolerantly, was waving a hushing hand at me. “Yes, yes,” he said, “I’ve argued it all out in just the same way. dear friend. And yet we never can be cer tain. can we? Only I have thought, if he might have realized it, and have been able to have played the part, and stayed, and taken up my life and lived it for the rest of his, I might have gone on and taken his punishment to some purpose. For I have had more than my share of the good things, Clyde, and maybe if poor little Donnie had had even half my chances, it would all have been so very, very dif ferent." He still thought of him as the child brother he had parted from long years ago in Scotland, and as such he would ever remember him. I was glad then 'that he had stepped me when I had tried to draw for him the differ ence in their faces. For it was such a difference! Looking at Cameron now with the lamp of true greatness alight behind those plain features, I mar veled that I could even have seen a vestige of likeness in the brutal, soul less face of bis twin brother. And then, for the first time, too, 1 really understood. Real Origin of the Pearl _ -----— Science Has Rudely Shattered Poetic Idea That Has Been Held For Centuries. For many centuries, even until com paratively recent times, it was the common belief that pearls were drops of dew that gained entrance into the shell of an oyster, and were there transpired into lustrous gems. Arab and Indian divers still believe that at certain seasons oysters come to the surface and suck in the rain-drops that later become pearls. Science, however, has rudely shattered this poetic fancy, and discovered the real origin to be a worm. Dr. Hugh M. Smith gives some interesting infor mation on this subject in the National Geographic Magazine. We now know that almost any for eign body—a grain of sand, a bit of mud or shell, a piece of seaweed or a small animal—may by its irritation cause the mollusk to cover it with nacre and make it the nucleus of a pearl; but the largest part of the an nual pearl-crop of the world Is due to parasites that normally pass a part of tfyeir life-cycle within the shell of the pearl-oyster. Minute spherical larvae of marine worms known as Cestodes become em bedded in the soft tissues, as many as forty having been found in one Cey lon oyster. As the result of irrita tion, the oyster forms a protecting sac about the intruder, and then, if the larva dies, its body is gradually converted into carbonate of lime, and the pearly mass proceeds to grow with the shell. If the larva lives, it may pass into the body of the strong-jawed trigger fishes which prey on the pearl-oysiers, there undergoing further development Ultimately it reaches the body of the great rays, which in turn eat the trig ger-fishes. In the rays the worms at tain full development, and produce larvae that are cast into the sea and find lodgment in pearl-oysters. Thus the cycle is begun once more. We may literally accept the saying of a celebrated French investigator, that “the most beautiful pearl is in reality only the brilliant sarcophagus De Montluc a True Gascon _ *-—--_____ Character of Romantic Soldier Illus trated by an Incident During the Siege of Sienna. Blaise de Montluc was a soldier and a marshal of France who fought through half the sixteenth century. Like a true Gascon, as he was, he added to his great physical qualities courage, high spirits and an unquench able gaiety, which distinguished him above soldiers of a graver mold. He was the veritable captain of his soul. In the Italian wars Blaise de Mont luc commanded the defense of Sienna during the prolonged siege. When the town was reduced to a few ounces of bread dally, Blaise was overcome with sickness, and had himself carried about in a chair muffled up in furs. But perceiving that the inhabitants, especially the women, were “thus ren dered apprehensive of their fate should he die,”—so runs the excerpt from De Montluc's “Commentaries,”—"he call ed for a pair of cfimson velvet breeches, laid over with gold lace, very finely cut,t for they were made at a time when he was forsooth in love. He put on a doublet of the same, and a shirt of crimson silk and gold twist; then a buff collar over which he put his arms, very finely gilt” He was at that time wearing gray and white, “in honor of a fair lady to whom he was a servant when he had leisure.” So he put on a hat of gray «difc, with a gray silver hatband, and a plume of heron's feathers set with silver 'spangles. He also put on a short cassock of gray velvet, garnished with ‘‘little plates of silver at two fingers’ distance from one another, and lined with cloth of silver, all open between the plates." Then he •'‘rubbed his face with Greek wine till he brought a littie color into his cheeks, and drank a small draught with a little bit of bread. "He then looked at himself in the glass, strutted before his officers, though he had not the strngth to kill a chicken, and rode through the town to the great comfort of all beholders." —Youth’s Companion. — Callous Indeed. “Well, I must confess I am glad to get back home amongst my old kin and friends, where people ain’t too busy or too unfeeling or too stuck-up to take some Interest in one another,” said Mrs. Polley. “Now, there’s them post office folks down to Chicago. I found ’em actual ly hard-hearted! Why, would you be lieve It, that man that brings round the letters to Mabel’s, he’s so queer and standoffish that when he handed me husband's postal card, telling how mother had fell and broke her arm, he never so much as opened his lips to give me one word of sympathy! No, sir, not even enough to say. Too bad!’”—Youth's Companion. Parisian Fancy That Will , Be Popular in America - JH. A street costume with skirt of blue moire and waist of blue and cicme brocade silk. SUITABLE AND PRETTY GIFTS1 Few Things for Prospective Bride Are in Better Taste Than the Easily Made Sachets. Are any of your friends engaged? If so, why not make them some pretty sachets for an engagement gift}? They are always appreciated and can1 easily be made. Purchase a quantity of satin ribbon two inches in width. The shops offer many bargains in ribbons at this season. Cut the sachets in : squares, pad them with cotton and sprinkle with sachet powder. Then • whipstitch the edges together. Stack a dozen of these together and tie with baby ribbon. On top place a flat bow ornamented with tiny rosebuds made from ribbon. An eighth of a yard of half-inch ribbon is required for each rose and they are formed by swirling the ribbon round and round a center. Foliage may be made from green silk to accompany these roses if desired. This is a charming gift for the graduate. So prepare for June, which is not far distant. AFTERNOON GOWN An afternoon gown of printed silk over lace and embroidery, set off with a belt and sash of black satin ribbon. Charming Gown in Gray. A new model In very fine mouse gray cloth is very chic by its abso lute simplicity of style. The corsage and skirt have the appearance of be ing ail in one. The bodice part has a plain pinafore effect, with long, loose armhole reaching to the waist. The sleeves are braided all over in tones of gray soutache, a panel at the side continuing in the form of a deep band round the bottom of the skirt in the same soutache braiding. The sash la wound round the waist and tied on the left hip with a full bow and ends. This sash arrangement is in gray soft Liberty satin, toning in with the other shades of gray. There is one ktnd of woman who will worry because she has forgotten what it wis that she intended to worry about FATIGUE A FOE TO BEAUTY Woman Who Would Retain Charm Should Avoid Allowing Herself to Be Victim of Overwork. Over-fatigue is a foe to beauty Even if there were no lasting effects from It, which there are, a wearied look in a woman's face adds nothing to her charm. Rather, it is as the ap pearance of a faded flower compared with that of a fresh one. The muscles and muscular tissues become grad tally weak and show themselves with particular perversity in ugly rings and bags about the eyes, in a lengthening of the lines between the nose and the mouth, and a general sagging. Fatigue, too, has a direct effect upon the stomach muscles, causing them to sag also, and become unable to work properly, and this, in turn, reflects upon the complexion, rendering it sal low and eventually blotched. So, I say, avoid fatigue. Rest whenever you can. Whatever the routine of your day may be. It is possible for you to snatch a moment, or, at least, a second or two, here and there, of complete relaxation. Take a long breath and relax, then go on at tension if necessary, but it 13 rare ly, very rarely, necessary, and there is a point to be made much of. Re sist tension. Bathe the -tired face in cold water. It stimulates circulation, and brings relief, at least to one’s feelings, even if its effect does not go very far be neath the surface. Hot water follow ed by a cold dash is also refreshing anl especially Is to be recommended to the woman of nervous tempera ment. A few- drops of camphor in Ice water makes an excellent lotion for the rejuvenation of the tired face muscles, but it should be followed by the application of a good face cream. Remove the cream with a dry, soft cloth and behold, you feel like a new woman. Of Black Charmeuse. The feature of the skirt lifted)by means of a few’ plaits is as universal cow’ as the train. On a lovely afternoon dress of black charmeuse the skirt was thus lifted beneath three very large jet buttons, and the fullness was looped round towards the back in graceful folds. The corsage of this gown had a very elegant sailor collar of fine lace and revers of the same in front, mak ing a charming little heart-shaped opening, which just revealed the col lar and guimpe of line net. A flat waistband of the same silk with long fringed ends covered the union ol skirt and corsage. The sleeves were long, and set well below the turn of the shoulder with a piped seam. Novel Trimming. A novel trimming is little padded flowers, which are cut out of velvet broche ribbon with a sharp pair of scissors, and are appliqued to the straw of the hat, a small mound of cotton beneath bringing the flowai into relief. In the case of a hat of black pedal straw, the round crown was covered all over with decoupe and padded rosebuds in velvet broche. Crude Colors for Blonde*. Crude, brilliant colors are seen on the hats as on the dresses, and one should be very young and of a blonde complextlon to stand the combina tion of certain clashing colors. The trimmings are still very high. Gloves for Morning and Afternoon. White gloves are the accepted thing now; some few are rayed with black, and there la a plentiful sprink ling of champagne and chamois-col ored glace kid. These gloves are Worn morning and afternoon. HUBBY WAS LEFT GUESSING And at This Date He Still Is Wonder ing Just Who Was the Unkissed Female. Mr. Brown issued forth from Fair bank Terrace and wended his way to wards the village in. An insurance agent named Dawson was holding forth. “Do you know Fairbanks Terrace?’’ Several nodded assent, and Mr. Brown became more deeply • inter ested. “Well, believe me, gents, I’ve kissed every woman in that terrace except one." Mr. Brown's face assumed a purple hue, and hurriedly quaffing his ale, he quitted the barroom. Rushing home, he burst in at the door. “Mary,” he shouted, “do you know that insurance chap Dawson?” Mary nodded assent. “Well,” he continued, “I’ve just heard him say he's kissed every woman in this terrace expept one." s Mary was silent for a moment, and then with a look of womanly curios ity said: “I wonder which one that is." Red Cross Ball Blue gives double value for your money, goes twice as far as any other. Ask your grocer. Adv. The Other Place. “I have a regular old family knocker on my front door.” “We’ve got one inside.” RASH SPREAD TO ARMS 759 Roach Ave., Indianapolis, Ind.— "At first I noticed small eruptions on my face. The trouble began as a rash. It looked like red pimples. In a few days they spread to my arms and back. They itched and burned so badly that I scratched them and of eourse the re sult was blood and matter. The erup tions festered, broke, opened and dried up, leaving the skin dry and scaly. 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