GOING AFTER AUDITOR HOWARD OFFICIAL AND FRIENDS OF IN SURANCE AT LOGGERHEADS. SENDS OUT CIRCULAR LETTER In Public Statement Palmer Link* Howard With Powerful Insur ance Lobby. Lincoln.—State Auditor Howard and the friends of the code commission draft of the insurance laws of Ne braska are definitely at loggerheads and the issue between them will play a prominent part in the discussion ot the insurance code bill in the house The measure has already gone through the senate, somewhat amended, and has been pushed ahead in the house uutil it was sifted by the sifting com mittee without any trouble and is now the order of business. The progress of this bill has been marked with increasing bitterness. For a month the senate insurance committee listened to the protests ol insurance representatives, but the bill went through the upper house with out serious change. Members of the house committee attended part of the session of- the senate committee and when the bill came before the house committee it undertook to consider the measure without any hearings, giving as a reason the lateness of the session and the dangers of delay. Pro tests over this attitude caused the committee to grant one hearing, which was attended by half a hun dred insurance company represents tives. McKissick of the committee presented a hundred amendments asked hv some of the companies, and himself voted against a part of thejjfc Some of these amendments had al ready been made in the senate and most of the others were voted down in committee. The bill was on gen eral file in the house only two or three days before it. was lifted by the sifting committee. The hill seeks to take the insur ance department away from the hudi tor and put it under a board com posed of the governor, the attorney general and the auditor. Mr. Howard stated to Senator Cordeal that he did not approve cf this change and that it beheaded the auditor’s office. An effort to amend the bill in the senate to leave the department in the hands of the auditor was defeated by the most narrow margin of any amend ment presented in that house and de feated. The Auditor’s Letter. Later Auditor Howard sent a cir cular letter to each of seventy-four farm mutual companies doing busi ness on the assessment plan, and called their attention to provisions which he said would put them out of ousiness. These farm mutuals began writing to house members asking that the section be amended or the bill changed. When these members called on the auditor, it is charged, he urged that the death cf the entire bill would be the best thing that could re sult. inis circular tetter irom me aua; :or to the farm mutuals is made the basis of a letter from the three mem bers of the code commission to Chair man Palmer of the insurance commis sion of the house, and also the main point made by Chairman Palmer in a public statement mde recently. The code commission declares that the let ter of the auditor “amounts to a de mand for the defeat of senate file 364 under threat of his official displeas ure." Again the commission says: ‘An attempt of an official, clothed with the inquisitorial powers over in surance companies to influence the action of a co-ordinate department of the state government by threats so transparent, is, to say the least, a fla grant abuse of power.” In his public statement Chairman Palmer links the auditor with the 'powerful insurance lobby” that is working against the bill and declares that the circular letter is a "most de liberate and outrageous attempt to coerce and deceive.” He charges that the auditor quoted lines in the bill as affecting farm mutuals which have no application and that he purposely emitted other lines immediately fol lowing which did affect the farm mu tuals and not in any harmful manner. Bills Passed. H. R. 752—By Potts: Corporation tax bill, one-tenth of 1 per cent of capital stock per annum. Passed 60 to 12. H. R. 380—By Bartels and others: \ppropriates cash funds and other re ceipts of four state normals to*their respective current expenses. Passed 84 to 0. S. F. 401—By Dodge: Permitting Dougias county to build a county hos pital and house of correction. S. F. 101—By Wolz: State board of Health to have jurisdiction over plumbing in state buildings and for an examining board of plumbers ill cities of 3,000 inhabitants or more. H. 321—By Morris: To create a ;tate live stock sanitary board and to increase the salary of the deputy state veterinarian, a salary of 52,400. S. F. 304—By Box: Numbers on front and rear of automobiles and Illumination for numbers of motor cycles at night. S. F. 445 — By Dodge: Narcotic drugs to be sold only on physician’s prescription and in in no case to habitual users. S. F. 409—By Reynolds: State build ings costing 550,000 or more to be fireproof. S. F. 369—By Kemp: Increasing tui tion of non-residents In free high schools from 75 cents a week to 51 a week. S. F. 347—By Cordeal: Declaring the Burlington relief department and similar associates ,to be insurance companies. NEBRASKA IN BRIEF. Coming Events In Nebraska. May 8 to 10—Annual Convention .Mississippi Valley Historical Associa tion, Omaha. May 20, 21 and 22.—Thirty-seventh Encampment G. A. It., .Fremont. Clarkson was recently damaged by fire. Smallpox has developed in the county jail at Omaha. The next Yeoman conclave will be held in North Paltte. E. D. Crownover sold his farm near Benedict for $204 an acre. A fire in Bloomfield recently did damage to the amount of $14,000. Mrs. Elizabeth Dowty, one of Knox county’s oldest residents, is dead. The Burlington is contemplating building a line from Cheyenne, Wyo., to Banner county, Nebraska. Monday, April 14 has been set as the date on which the state legisla ture will adjourn. The city council of Wymore in reg ular session swore in the newly elect ed city officials. A movement has been started in Kearney to form a club which will be for young men. F. Brodfuehrer, a resident of Colum bus since 1870, committed suicide by shooting himself. The Baptist church of Broken Bow has secured the services of Rev. W. L. Gaston as pastor. Charles Blank, son of Jacob Blank of Lyons, was kilted by gas at Arlee, Mont., April 5. Charles Boldt, a young farmer aged 36, of Grand Island, killed himself with a 22-rifle. It is believed his mind was temporarily deranged. The Nebraska Peace Oratorical as sociation will hold its annual meeting on Friday evening, April 18, in Omaha. Engineer D. J. O’Brien of Union Pacific train No. !1 was struck and in stantly killed at Gothenburg by the engine of train No. 8. ' uaries a. uiers. a pioneer or Cum ing and Dodge counties, well known to hundreds of Dodge county settlers, is dead at Pasadena, Cal. Company B, Second Nebraska regi ment, national guards, who were re cently sent to Omaha to do guard duty, were placed under arrest. Senate file No. 1, the workmen’s compensation bill, and its companion, senate file 273, an employers’ insur ance bill, has passed the senate. Fred Wise, convicted of white slav ing. in the federal court in Omaha, has .been brought to the Dodge county jail to serve his six months’ sentence. Although snow' has predominated at Broken Bowr for the last few days, j spring is starting this year under fa vorable auspices so far as the condi tion of the ground is concerned. The Union Pacific is to make a vast experimental dry-farming terri tory xof its 400-foot right-of-way from Denver to the Kansas line in Colo rado. “Dick” Madison, station agent of the Missouri Pacific railroad at Burr Oak, was instantly killed by the over turning of an automobile in which he was riding. Five times as many persons are be coming insane in Douglas county since the tornado as before the storm, according to records in the sheriff's office. Voters of Lincoln recently exer cised their first privilege at the polls under the commission form of gov ernment. It was a primary election to nominate a commission of five men. A snow storm extending the length af the Alliance division of the Burling ton has occurred. It was from 4 to 7 inches on a level. So far no delay to traffic has been reported. J. J. More, familiarly known as ‘Uncle John,” died recently at Cole ridge. He had been a resident of that vicinity for over thirty years and was one of the substantial citizens. A company of ‘home talent” from Hemingford, under the direction of Dr. Boland, presented “What Happen ed to Jones” at the Phelan opera house, Alliance, to an appreciative audience. The April edition of the Railway Journal, published in Chicago, contain ed a picture of engine Xp. 906 and the Rock Island shop force at Pairbury standing on a large turntable in the Fairbury yards. Two oil-burning switch engines foi use in the Fremont yards of the shops at Missouri Valley and were substituted for the coal burning types that Jiave served so long on the roads of the country. The girls’ basketball teams of Al liance and Mitchell will play the last game of the series to decide the championship of western Nebraska. The Alliance team has taken every game in which it has played. Charging that the Nebraska flat rate telegraph tolls law, passed by the present legislature and signed recent ly by the governor, is in violation of rights guaranteed by the United States constitution, the Western Union Telegraph company has sought the aid of the federal court to prevent the law from being enforced. Having passed the century mark by nine days, Mrs. Mariah Riddle, mother of J. A. Ramsey of Beatrice, died recently. An aged man was found froze under a large snow drift in the yard* west of the new round house grounds at North Platte. Roy Wolfe, who broke into Gus Cocke’s store at York and stole a motorcycle, and who was captured a couple of miles east of York after a running fight with the officers, has been taken to the reform school at Kearney, he being only fourteen years of age. The Evangelical Lutheran church at Bloomfield has decided to erect a $19,000 building. May 20 is the date selected by the city council of Columbus for the spe cial election for the voting of $10,000 water works extension bonds. Insurgent Modern Woodmen ol America in the Second congressional district of the state in convention at the lodge rooms of the Omaha camp. Fifteenth and Douglas streets, elected four delegates and four alternates to the national convention of insurgents to be held May 15 and 16 at Spring field, 111. HINCHMAN GIVES HIS PLANS Old Cleveland Player, Now Manager of Columbus Team, Has Some Unique Ideas of His Own. Can a man of William Hinchman’s temperament make good as a mana ger of an American association base ball club? In view of the undisputed fact that some have doubt as to his ability to make good, Hinchman's own answer may be interesting. The question was put at. him squarely some time ago and he replied thus: ‘I may be counted as a quiet ball player and lacking aggressiveness. I have always decided while a player to keep my mouth shut and play ball. ■Vow that 1 am manager it’s up to me to do the talking and running of the team and I propose to do it with just as much success as I had in minding my own business when a player. 1 want to succeed and to succeed one must have a winning ball team. I in tend to be a ginger jar and to have control of my club in a quiet, firm way. It’s up to me to make good or fail to realize my ambition of becom ing a good manager.” The disposition of George Perring an the team this spring will be inter esting to watch. It is the intention Bill Hinchman. if the management to start Pete Johns at third base, his natural posi lion. There is a vacancy at second base and Perring may be switched :here or to the outfield. Miller has made good at first base, so there is ao opening at that spot. That a place will be found for Perring is certain. He can hit too well and do too many winning stunts to leave him off the batting order. Thresher is one of the leading candi dates for right field. He comes very highly recommended and will be planted in right, where Congalton used to hold forth. If Johns' attempt to make good at third fails, of course he will go back to right. Manager Hughie Jennings favors Gulfport, Miss., as the permanent training quarters for the Detroit club. "A good pitching staff means a troublesome ball club,” says Christy Mathewson, gently boosting his own game. It is reported that the Boston Braves' holiday games will be played on the American league grounds next season. Capt. George Moriarity of the Ti gers touts Bobbie Veach. ‘'Bobbie Veach is one of the most consistent players I have ever seen," says Mor rie. Washington has turned over Catch er Dutch Munch to the Syracuse cjub of the New' York State league. Grif fith picked him up on the Washington lots. Bobby Grogan has bought his re lease from the Zanesville club of the Interstate league and will manage the Ludington team of the Michigan State league. Clark Griffith is some wratliy over the American league schedule. Be ginning April 27, the Washingtons have twenty-eight straight games on the road. Joe Tinker is trying to make a deal with the Boston Nationals for Out fielder Vincent Campbell, who has an nounced that he will not play in Bos ton again. Plans of certain Kansas City people to take a franchise in John T. Pow ers' new Federal league fell through because no suitable grounds could be secured. Manager Birmingham says if he de cides to keep Fred Falkenberg he will not give Toledo a pitcher in exchange but will send a couple of fielders to the Mud Hens. A Wisconsin judge has held in a ball player's suit against his club for a promised bonus that the contract was void because it provided for serv ices on Sunday. Walter Johnson predicts a banner year for himself. The Washington Star says he never felt better, 1b very strong and should go at totf speed from the start of the season. GOTCH MEETS CHIEF TWO FEATHERS Scissors Hold and Half Nelson. oi a wonaeriui inaian wrestler on a reservation in Montana were tcld in the min ing camps and the seaport wrestling centers of the Pacific coast in 1903. Native Montanans did not be lieve the world possessed a wrestler who could defeat this proud chief, said to possess almost superhuman strength and great endurance. Other wrestlers turned pale at mention of the Indian, but Gotch was seeking a reputation and the American cham pionship, and showed that lion-heart ed courage that later brought him the world's crown of the mat. He said he would be glad to meet the Indian and they were matched to battle to a finish December 23 at Bellingham. Wash. “Gotch is a most unusual specimen of athletic bravery," says Farmer Burns. "Other champions have al ways been afrand of losing their titles. Gotch seems never to have thought of such a thing. Whether his challenger were an Indian, a Turk, a Russian Lion or a wild man from Borneo, they have all looked alike to the man from Humboldt. He has been willing to meet them all and fight them to a fin ish. Gotch knows no fear on the mat.” With all the marks of a chieftain of his tribe, garbed in a many-colored robe of beads, weighing 215 pounds and standing six feet five inches in his moccasins, Two Feathers present ed an imposing appearance. In this memorable battle he showed great confidence, but Gotch taught him that the white man who had driven his forefathers back into the plains was the physical and athletic superior of the red man. At the call of time they went to the center of the mat, shook hands and sparred for a hold. In less than a minute the Indian had rushed in and slaihmed the Iowa boy to the mat. Try as he would, Gotch could not rise He had not yet perfected his methods of escape from the mat. shown in his battle with Mahmout ten years later. me imnan Held him for fifteen min 1 utes—a record that no wrestler has : been able to equal since that match. Two Feathers showed he lacked a knowledge of the wrestling game, but : his great strength and reach enabled him to fasten dangerous holds to Gotch which the latter managed to break after struggling around the mat. Gotch finally darted out and wrestled Two Feathers to the canvas. It was at this point that the weakness of the red man was apparent. He wms not strong as a defensive wrestler. Gotch secured a hammerlock, but the Indian broke the grip after a struggle. Gotch tried to fasten a crotch and half-nel son to him, but discovered this was difficult to ‘do on account of his op ponent’s great height and reach. Gotch figured it out that the scis sors could be worked on the Indian. He pushed down Two Feathers’ head, and as he arose jumped in and fast ened a scissors on the sinewy form. Two Feathers struggled desperately, but to no avail. Slowly but surely : Gotch pushed the red man’s shoulders to the mat for the first fall, after nearly forty minutes of desperate struggling. Two Feathers tossed Gotch to the mat several times in the second bout, but the brain of the Iowa boy had proved master of the superior weight ! and reach of his dusky opponent Two Feathers secured a hammerlock with which he came near winning the sec ond fall, and Gotch was punished se i verely. hut he finally broke the hold and alter fifteen minutes of wrestling in which Two Feathers had the ad I vantage, went behind the Indian, j Gotch shifted from one hold to an other with lightning-like rapidity and finally fastened a scissors for the de ! ciding fall. It was a crushing defeat for the proud Indian. It crushed him | in spirit and he never wrestled again, j “Gotch. he heap big wrestler,” said I Two Feathers. “Me no match.” (Conyrltrht. 1913. bv Joseph B. BowlesJ FEW ATHLETICS STRIKE OUT Few Pitchers Felt Comfortable While Facing Clan of Connie Mack— Coombs' Good Record. Even though the Athletics did not win the pennant in the American league last season, there were few pitchers who felt comfortable while' they were facing the clan of Mack. ] The White Elephants brought woe to many pitchers last year, and again led the American league in team hit- j ting. Mack's artists also did little j striking out. When they stacked up against such j flingers as Ed Walsh, Walter Johnson, | etc., there was more or less whiffing J in the Mack ranks, but the Athletics as a team punctured the air less than any other club in the American league | last season. The Browns were the demon club-swinging specialists in the ' American league in 1912, pounding j the ozone 783 times last season. Clark Griffith also had a bunch of whiffers j on his Washington team. Griffith saw , 751 of his men do the Gus Hill act j last season. The White Sox were the third eas ist team to fan, whiffing 645 times.! The Tigers were retired on strikes 604 j times; the Highlanders and the Red Sox, 585 times; the Naps, 571 times. Jack Coombs. and the White Elephants, 562 times. The club records of strike-outs were kept last season, but the individual records were not, though they will be j kept in the coming campaign, and then i fans will be able to learn who was the hardest man to retire on strikes. When Napoleon Lajoie was in his ; prime he seldom struck out more than ten times a season, and last year ! he did not succumb often. Harry j Davis, who led the American league in home runs for several seasons, fre quently struck out. Russell Ford of New York, once made Connie Mack's first lieutenant hit nothing but the air four times in one game. The greatest number of strike-outs registered in an American league con test last season was 15, Coombs, Brown and Pennock, of the White Elephants, claiming this number of victories among the Detroit strike breakers on May 18. In this contest the Michigan team was routed, 24 to 2. WADDELL FOOLS CONNIE MACK John Ganzel Tells New Story About Former Eccentric Pitcher of Phil adelphia Athletics. Manager John Ganzel of the Roch ester club in the International league tells another story of Rube Waddell, the former eccentric pitcher of the Philadelphia Athletics. Ganzel, who never touches liquor in any form, had gone into the barroom of the hotel with a friend and ordered a glass of ginger ale. Just then Waddell enter ed with a companion and ordered a beer. Not one of the drinks had been touched when Connie Mack, manager of the Philadelphia Americans, and aiso a teetotaler, stepped into the barroom to use the telephone. Connie spied the Rube, but not as quickly as Rube had through the mir ror back of the bar caught a flash of the manager, to whom he had pledged himself not to touch liquor all the year. With a quick motion Waddell ex changed his beer for Ganzel’s ginger ale, and, holding up the glass so that Connie could see it, he said: "I’m just having a little ginger ale, Connie. Will you join me?” "And in order to protect the Rube," said Ganzel, in telling the story, “I had to drink the Rube’s beer, the first and only alcoholic indulgence of my life.” Preparing for World’s Series. Backed by organized ball, a bill has been Introduced in the Pennsylvania legislature prohibiting the sale of amusement tickets for more than their face value and providing other regula tions to prevent ticket scalping. Un der the bill, tickets can be sold only by authorized agents. There is every reason to believe the bill will pass and if world series games are played in Pennsylvania next fall there will be no ticket scandal. Over 400,000 Motorboats in Use. Returns from a census recently tak en by motorboat interests are said to show that there are over 400,000 mo torcraft of all sorts and sizes in usa for work and play in the waters ol this country and Canada. The count is said to be the first thorough one since the motorboat came into general use with the perfection of marine en gines ten years ago. Says Chance Can Play. Bonesetter Reece of Youngstown, Ohio, slates that there is no reason why Frank Chance should not play regularly in the coming season if he wants to get back into the game. Dr Reese also thinks Miner Brown has better than an even chance of making good under Joe Tinker in Cincinnati He has “doctored” both players at different times. Honolulu Ball Teams. Honolulu has five baseball leagues, none of which speak the same lan guage. There is an American league a Hawaiian league, a Portuguese league, a Japanese league and a Chi nese league. Canton Signs Alcock. The Canton (Interstate League) Club has signed third baseman Forbes Alcock of Worcester, O., and pitcher Fred Hausler, a Cleveland amateur. HOUSE 700 YEARS OLD SOLD Famous Oak Panels Will Be Exhibited in London and Some May Be Purchased by Americans. London.—The famous old Elizabeth, an mansion of Rotherwas, which is seven centuries old and located near Hereford, has been sold to a well known art dealer of London, who has bought all the historical paneling, which, it is understood, is destined for shipment to New York, though he is very guarded in his reasons for ac quiring the wonderful panels. "I really don’t know yet where it is going,” he said. "I have bought the paneling and it is now being removed It will first be exhibited in London Entrance Gate of Old Elizabethan Mansion of Rotherwas. After that I don’t know. Thirteen rooms want some disposing of, and possibly some of them may be sent to America, But so far there has been no offer.” However, it only requires one t'oi the whole lot to go. The art dealer has not acquired them “for the nation,” but for the highest bidder. Seven centuries have passed since the building of Rotherwas, until last year the seat of the Bodenhams, was begun, and the most modern portion was finished in 1731. It figured in Domesday Book as "Retrowas." Twrelve of the rooms were paneled with oak and other woods of the fine quality only to be found in Hereford and Wor. jester. Oak. sycamore, acacia and yew were employed singly and in combina tion. Three of the rooms are Eliza bethan, these being the famous dining room, the James I. room, in which James I. slept in 1G1S, and the ban queting hall. fEACHERS FOSE AS SPINSTERS New York Woman, Whose Wedding Is Discovered, Says Hundreds Do the Same. New York.—“Scores—yes, hundreds —of women teachers in the New York schools have married, yet are sup posed to be single,” asserts Miss Hen rietta Redman, a teacher of the Wad leigh high school here, who really is Mrs. Merman DeFremery, but who had concealed the fact. Mrs. DeFremery was following ad vice which she had publicly given to school teachers in proposing a "silence strike” on the marriage ques tion because the board of education is declared to discriminate against married teachers. She intended to keep her own marriage, which was celebrated at Norwalk, Conn., Feb ruary 15, hidden until promotion time. Mr. DeFremery is an employe of the American Museum of National History. “Lots of married teachers are keep ing their secrets better than I have kept mine,” she said, “but it ought not to be necessary. We are going to col lect data that will show that wives and mothers make just as good teach ers as the girls who do not wed. This penalizing of marriage for woman wage-earners is uncivilized, out of date and opposed to public policy.” MEXJCAN ‘“WAR” ROBS HOMES i -■ 3ervants Quit Fashionable Residences When Thursday Night Gayety at Army Post Stops. Chicago.—Frantic appeals for help have been sent to Chicago employ ment agencies by wealthy North shore residents. A ‘‘servant famine,” the most serious ever experienced by res idents of Highland Park, Wilmette, Glencoe and North shore suburbs, is the forecast of a general exodus to Chicago hotels. The departure of the Fort Sheridan troops to the border was the signal for the exodus of female servants, who missed the usual “Thursday” night gayety at the army post. For years back the soldiers of the post, allowed a night of recreation each week, set Thursday as the night for the festivities. As a result Thurs day was the generally accepted “off night" for the help. Chicago exchanges say that serv ants for North shore suburbs will de mand a premium. BOY LOSES LEGS TWICE Artificial Limbs Cut Off in Rescue Effort in Same Manner Real Ones Were. Westbury, L. I.—William Fitting, a nineteen-year-old lad, lost both of his legs for a second time. The first time was four years ago when he fell under a Long Island railway train near the station at Glen Head. On his artificial limbs he was standing at the station here when he saw a woman crossing the tracks in front of an express train. Recalling the accident which had befallen him, he shouted a warning to the woman, but she did not heed and young Fitting stumped his way to the tracks and dragged her from danger, only to fall himself across the rails. Other persons on the platform saw the lad run over by the train, and when it came to a stop they rushed to him, expecting to find him fatally hurt. He was picked up legless, but not in the least wounded, as the locomotive wheels had only broken off his wooden legs. British Boy’s Essay. 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